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(CNN)   Judging by the Young Republican's convention in CO, the next generation of the GOP is less "Save the unborn children and hate the gays because baby Jesus said so" and more "Taxation is Theft" , "abolish the Fed" and "μολών λαβέ"   (cnn.com) divider line 368
    More: Interesting, College Republicans, Young Republicans, GOP, Tyler Deaton, house majority whip, Freedom to Marry, Wheaton College  
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2013-07-29 04:12:14 PM  
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Take those stupid things off of your stupid heads.
 
2013-07-29 04:12:20 PM  
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The common clay of the new West.
 
2013-07-29 04:12:48 PM  
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OH MY GOD YES!!!
 
2013-07-29 04:13:30 PM  
Molon lave? What is this I don't even
 
2013-07-29 04:13:34 PM  
I assume they arrived at their convention via teleportation?

*wanking motion*
 
2013-07-29 04:14:30 PM  

what_now: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


OH MY GOD YES!!!


These guys took the Black Hat Convention a bit too literally.
 
2013-07-29 04:15:01 PM  
Sh*tkickers
 
2013-07-29 04:15:04 PM  

what_now: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


OH MY GOD YES!!!


Hmmm... 10 gallon hat with a 3 gallon head.
 
2013-07-29 04:15:30 PM  
Cool story. Next let's hear about how much they all love watching South Park.
 
2013-07-29 04:15:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: what_now: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


OH MY GOD YES!!!

Hmmm... 10 gallon hat with a 3 gallon head.


And a half-pint mind
 
2013-07-29 04:15:49 PM  

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The common clay of the new West.


You know.  Morons.
 
2013-07-29 04:16:04 PM  
Cowboy. By J. Crew.
 
2013-07-29 04:16:07 PM  
It really doesn't matter what they think they are. If they scare off wealthy donors, they will be nothing.
 
2013-07-29 04:16:21 PM  
Whenever I see a Republican/teabagger/NRA nut/Birther/John Bircher/Sovereign Citizen/Klansman/Fundie get all uppity, I remember that they are all cowards who would roll on the ground and piss on themselves in supplication at the first sign of a stern authority figure.

Witness the form of "Christianity" they all practice.
Witness their political pundits.
Witness the amazing powers they attribute to Obama in order to provide themselves with an enemy which justifies their abject fear.

Two words sums up the entirety of the Right Wing of the United States: Daddy Issues.

And that is all anyone ever needs to know about wingnuts.
 
2013-07-29 04:16:31 PM  

RexTalionis: what_now: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


OH MY GOD YES!!!

These guys took the Black Hat Convention a bit too literally.


Don't real gentlemen know you should remove your hat when indoors?
 
2013-07-29 04:17:31 PM  
All hat, no cattle.
 
2013-07-29 04:17:46 PM  
You know, I can argue with a "taxation is theft" "abolish the fed" kind of person. I can respect someone who has a different tax policy.

If the GOP gets rid of the willfully ignorant, the people who are PROUD of being mediocre, the people who revel in their own lack of understanding, that will be good for the country.

At the end of the day, a lot of these people will grow up and meet someone who challenges their preconceived notions, and if they haven't had the critical thinking beaten out of them like the bible thumpers, they may be able to understand why we need a society.
 
2013-07-29 04:18:15 PM  

kidgenius: RexTalionis: what_now: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


OH MY GOD YES!!!

These guys took the Black Hat Convention a bit too literally.

Don't real gentlemen know you should remove your hat when indoors?


Technically, you only need to remove them in non-public indoors places. You can leave them on in a public lobby or corridor. When you step into a room, that's when they come off.
 
2013-07-29 04:18:50 PM  
I think this picture from TFA is my favorite.

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I love that "Oh, shiat, is one of them sneaking up behind me" face she's got going on there.
 
2013-07-29 04:19:15 PM  
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Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be douchebags.
 
2013-07-29 04:19:18 PM  
I'll buy the "taxation is theft" argument when someone who makes that argument takes a shot at the tax man.
 
2013-07-29 04:19:20 PM  
"Hey, look, we have black people too!  Now hurry up and shuffle over here with those desserts, Jemima, we're hungry!"

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2013-07-29 04:20:11 PM  
New shiat same as the old shiat.
 
2013-07-29 04:20:19 PM  
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"We got hats in place of them chrome-zomes them doctors said we needed."
 
2013-07-29 04:21:27 PM  

Aarontology: I'll buy the "taxation is theft" argument when someone who makes that argument takes a shot at the tax man.

moves off the grid and grinds his own wheat and protects himself from foreign invasion.

I absolutely LOVE arguing with the "bootstrapers" who think that America never gave them anything, yet they've managed to live their whole life without having a roving band of vikings plunder their village.
 
2013-07-29 04:21:36 PM  
Wait a minute--I thought Timothy McVeigh was dead:

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2013-07-29 04:21:45 PM  
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2013-07-29 04:21:46 PM  
I'd like to see 300 young republicans die holding the line in Thermopylae.  Not to live up to the image of King Leonidas or anything, just to see 300 young republicans die.
 
2013-07-29 04:21:49 PM  

Soup4Bonnie: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Take those stupid things off of your stupid heads.


Maybe the guy in the middle can oull it off. The guy in the back on the right is the best of the group, and the woman might be able to do it with a better overall look, better jacket, different style hat, etc...

The dude in the back on the left needs to go stand in front of deer hunters wearing a ghille suit for subjecting us to that shiat. What are the odds that he is the only one who regularly wears the hat? the one in the group that looks the absolute worst?
 
2013-07-29 04:22:04 PM  
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um ...

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Better just say "no", guys.
 
2013-07-29 04:22:22 PM  
WWTylerDeatonD?
 
2013-07-29 04:22:44 PM  
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Holy shiat, talk about a deer-in-the-headlights look...
 
2013-07-29 04:23:38 PM  

moops: Molon lave? What is this I don't even


No, no, the correct translation is: "to blave".
 
2013-07-29 04:23:52 PM  

what_now: I absolutely LOVE arguing with the "bootstrapers" who think that America never gave them anything, yet they've managed to live their whole life without having a roving band of vikings plunder their village.


It's fun to go after them from a libertarian standpoint. "Oh. You think those contracts just enforce themselves and that violation of your property rights are magically resolved without the courts?"
 
2013-07-29 04:25:08 PM  
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2013-07-29 04:25:52 PM  

what_now: I absolutely LOVE arguing with the "bootstrapers" who think that America never gave them anything, yet they've managed to live their whole life without having a roving band of vikings plunder their village.


That only happens in Green Bay.
 
2013-07-29 04:26:04 PM  
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"I wish I could quit this hat."
 
2013-07-29 04:26:17 PM  

Mikey1969: Holy shiat, talk about a deer-in-the-headlights look...


Gotta keep an eye out. Any one of these people could be the guy that hires her for Fox News.
 
2013-07-29 04:26:40 PM  

Doctor Funkenstein: I think this picture from TFA is my favorite.

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I love that "Oh, shiat, is one of them sneaking up behind me" face she's got going on there.


Well, she IS hanging out with a bunch of Republicans. She has good reason to be afraid.
 
2013-07-29 04:26:55 PM  
"OK, random survey about GOP pundits.  Let's see a show of hands--how many of you think you weigh at least 3 times as much as Ann Coulter, but still slightly less than Rush Limbaugh . . .  anyone?"

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2013-07-29 04:27:08 PM  

Aarontology: what_now: I absolutely LOVE arguing with the "bootstrapers" who think that America never gave them anything, yet they've managed to live their whole life without having a roving band of vikings plunder their village.

It's fun to go after them from a libertarian standpoint. "Oh. You think those contracts just enforce themselves and that violation of your property rights are magically resolved without the courts?"


"Ok, so you don't think we need unions. How do you stop me from taking your stuff?"
"Well, I have this penis replacement..er gun. Cold dead hands, etc etc"
"Ok, well what if I just hired some people to take it from you"
"I'd hire bodyguards"
"What if I could hire more? What if I just got some Hessians to fark your shiat up?"
"Well..you can't do that. It's illegal".
"We don't have police, so I can do whatever I have enough money to do, and there will *ALWAYS* be someone with more money than you".
"But...I'm an engineer!"
 
2013-07-29 04:27:22 PM  

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That's 2 gallons of shiat in a 10-gallon hat.
 
2013-07-29 04:27:24 PM  
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2013-07-29 04:28:02 PM  

Dr.Zom: [img.photobucket.com image 170x209]


Soon what?  He'll be a real grownup?
 
2013-07-29 04:28:04 PM  
Look, subby, I understand about the map shortage and such as, the Iraq, but the first words in the article say that this is actually taking place in Mobile, Alabama, not Colorado.
 
2013-07-29 04:31:40 PM  
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Three Queers and Heather Steer, coming this fall to UPN! She's a tough-as-nails private investigator! They're a trio of flamboyant yet effective gay bounty hunters who "always get their man". Together they'll turn Flagstaff, Arizona on it's head as they solve crimes and then try to solve their own love-life problems! Three Queers and Heather Steer, Wednesdays at 9E/8C, only on UPN!
 
2013-07-29 04:31:45 PM  
Ah the spoiled. They should take their 10 gallon hats and spend a month living off grid- Find a water source, build a home, figure out how to get rid of their waste, find food, keep warm, etc, etc.

Teach them what it means to truly not have anything.
 
2013-07-29 04:32:09 PM  
I think she heard you!

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2013-07-29 04:32:33 PM  

what_now: Aarontology: what_now: I absolutely LOVE arguing with the "bootstrapers" who think that America never gave them anything, yet they've managed to live their whole life without having a roving band of vikings plunder their village.

It's fun to go after them from a libertarian standpoint. "Oh. You think those contracts just enforce themselves and that violation of your property rights are magically resolved without the courts?"

"Ok, so you don't think we need unions. How do you stop me from taking your stuff?"
"Well, I have this penis replacement..er gun. Cold dead hands, etc etc"
"Ok, well what if I just hired some people to take it from you"
"I'd hire bodyguards"
"What if I could hire more? What if I just got some Hessians to fark your shiat up?"
"Well..you can't do that. It's illegal".
"We don't have police, so I can do whatever I have enough money to do, and there will *ALWAYS* be someone with more money than you".
"But...I'm an engineer!"


"Of course, what we could do is get a bunch of neighbours together to hire somebody to guard our streets. A policeman, if you will."
 
2013-07-29 04:32:36 PM  

moops: Molon lave? What is this I don't even


It's a Second Amendment thing, I think.  Although I'm not sure the GOP intended on inviting the comparison to the Spartans.

On second thought -- the Spartans were a bunch of hyper-macho jerkwads who were systematically buggering teenage boys.  Hmm.
 
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