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2013-07-29 03:45:45 PM
What's up, football nerds!? Time to fire up the ol' fantasy machine. Use this thread to either hook up with leagues past or find yourself a new one.

Ready go because FOOTBALL YAY
 
2013-07-29 03:50:26 PM
Coming at my face?!

i116.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 03:52:38 PM
I want to join a Farking Fantasy Football League (or a Fantasy Footing Farkball League) this year. Bonus if I get to go head-to-head with Di. Because giggity.
 
2013-07-29 03:54:46 PM
I have a regular league that I've played in since 94(yes pad, pencil, and box score days), but I'm always looking for a 2nd league so I can do a mock draft, experiment with rosters, and be an asshole on the message board. Would prefer 14team ppr league, but whatever.

/too lazy to be more help
 
2013-07-29 04:00:04 PM

Dr Dreidel: I want to join a Farking Fantasy Football League (or a Fantasy Footing Farkball League) this year. Bonus if I get to go head-to-head with Di. Because giggity.


Oh baby! Well I've got two leagues. Just waiting to hear back from last year's players before I start replacing them. But I'll put you in my spreadsheet, baby. Oh you bet I will.
 
2013-07-29 04:00:29 PM
I've never been in a Fark fantasy league, and would like to be in one this year.
 
2013-07-29 04:03:36 PM
i291.photobucket.com
Already got both leagues up and running. Sorry I don't play anymore than two, but one season I will!
 
2013-07-29 04:04:51 PM
Already in the Fark Fantasy Baseball League - would be interested in also joining the Fark Fantasy Football League.
 
2013-07-29 04:06:01 PM
Fark UFIA League is going on its 5th season, and has one opening this year. It's a 12 team league with standard scoring and a flex. It's on Yahoo.

Fark Fapper League is going on its second season, and currently has 5 openings. It's a 12 team league with standard scoring and a flex. It's on ESPN. This league has very naughty language posted on the message boards as well as boob picks. You were warned.

Also going to be starting a League on NFL.Com that is PPR/IDP. Let me know if interested.
 
2013-07-29 04:08:39 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: I've never been in a Fark fantasy league, and would like to be in one this year.


paswa17: Already in the Fark Fantasy Baseball League - would be interested in also joining the Fark Fantasy Football League.


Di, you wanna sort out who goes where? :)
 
2013-07-29 04:09:59 PM
How come nobody joined my CFL fantasy league?
 
2013-07-29 04:11:01 PM

Ponzholio: How come nobody joined my CFL fantasy league?


I guess there weren't any shouties in my area.
 
2013-07-29 04:11:53 PM
Where my fappers at!?
 
2013-07-29 04:12:27 PM

Di Atribe: Dr Dreidel: I want to join a Farking Fantasy Football League (or a Fantasy Footing Farkball League) this year. Bonus if I get to go head-to-head with Di. Because giggity.

Oh baby! Well I've got two leagues. Just waiting to hear back from last year's players before I start replacing them. But I'll put you in my spreadsheet, baby. Oh you bet I will.


Well, I hope your spreadsheet has enough space for my girthy entry. I could run all kinds of macros in your boxes, dear. You can keep me in a cell so long as you also allow wrapping and don't force your format on me. Um...something else about validating inputs.

// do you Yahoo?
 
2013-07-29 04:12:33 PM

paswa17: Already in the Fark Fantasy Baseball League - would be interested in also joining the Fark Fantasy Football League.


I'm happy that dick got a trophy. So happy.
 
2013-07-29 04:13:09 PM

Ponzholio: How come nobody joined my CFL fantasy league?


I was unsure about how many points a rouge was worth...and WTF a rouge was.
 
2013-07-29 04:16:19 PM

thecpt: Where my fappers at!?


Dude! You never replied to the invite that was sent to you. Check your e-mail. It was sent twice. I can save your spot for you.
 
2013-07-29 04:16:38 PM
Thanks Di, I've been trying to finalize the usual Drew's Fantasy Talents B-league.

We have 12 players right now and can take up 20 people. Here is the link for people wanting in the league, it is Yahoo with custom scoring a live draft: Link
 
2013-07-29 04:17:10 PM

muck4doo: thecpt: Where my fappers at!?

Dude! You never replied to the invite that was sent to you. Check your e-mail. It was sent twice. I can save your spot for you.


It hasn't been deleted yet.
 
2013-07-29 04:17:38 PM

muck4doo: thecpt: Where my fappers at!?

Dude! You never replied to the invite that was sent to you. Check your e-mail. It was sent twice. I can save your spot for you.


Yes please. Sorry, maybe the filter got it. Eip for the real me.
 
2013-07-29 04:18:29 PM

thecpt: paswa17: Already in the Fark Fantasy Baseball League - would be interested in also joining the Fark Fantasy Football League.

I'm happy that dick got a trophy. So happy.


What did it get a trophy for? And why didn't he tell me about it?

/seriously confused
 
2013-07-29 04:19:20 PM
HELLOOOO!!!!!
 
2013-07-29 04:20:16 PM

Treygreen13: Ponzholio: How come nobody joined my CFL fantasy league?

I guess there weren't any shouties in my area.


I hope he turns that into a book.
 
2013-07-29 04:21:08 PM

paswa17: thecpt: paswa17: Already in the Fark Fantasy Baseball League - would be interested in also joining the Fark Fantasy Football League.

I'm happy that dick got a trophy. So happy.

What did it get a trophy for? And why didn't he tell me about it?

/seriously confused


Well you see, when dick scores a lot dick gets rewarded.


/which team are you if you don't mind?
 
2013-07-29 04:21:22 PM
w00t! (and I'm sure Di and Trey are glad that I won't have to keep bugging them about joining a league now ;P )
 
2013-07-29 04:21:24 PM

aintnuttintofarkwith: I've never been in a Fark fantasy league, and would like to be in one this year.


If you like to stop paying attention 4 weeks in even if you're winning, you'll fit right in
 
2013-07-29 04:24:24 PM
This thread reeks of beta male testosterone.
 
2013-07-29 04:25:09 PM

Di Atribe: Dr Dreidel: I want to join a Farking Fantasy Football League (or a Fantasy Footing Farkball League) this year. Bonus if I get to go head-to-head with Di. Because giggity.

Oh baby! Well I've got two leagues. Just waiting to hear back from last year's players before I start replacing them. But I'll put you in my spreadsheet, baby. Oh you bet I will.


Wooo! Go Fark Sports Jinxes! The Bacon Flavored Football Team is back and ready for action. Also back and ready for another humiliating upset/non top 3 finish after being top 2 all season.
 
2013-07-29 04:33:57 PM
Would happily receive an invitation from any of you farkers.
I also wouldn't mind being in a FFB league either.
 
2013-07-29 04:34:15 PM

muck4doo: Di, you wanna sort out who goes where? :)


I can keep a list of people who express interest & try to find them homes if they don't get scooped up. I want everyone to have a spot.

Also, I'm currently trying to get in touch with all of my team owners from last year. If you were an All-Star or a Jinx, then make sure you email me so I can save your spot.

TheManofPA: Thanks Di, I've been trying to finalize the usual Drew's Fantasy Talents B-league.

We have 12 players right now and can take up 20 people. Here is the link for people wanting in the league, it is Yahoo with custom scoring a live draft: Link


Are you coming back to the jinxies?


Dr Dreidel: Well, I hope your spreadsheet has enough space for my girthy entry. I could run all kinds of macros in your boxes, dear. You can keep me in a cell so long as you also allow wrapping and don't force your format on me. Um...something else about validating inputs.

// do you Yahoo?


You talk so sexy. Why must you live so far away?


//both of my leagues are NFL.com
 
2013-07-29 04:34:38 PM
I would be up for some FFF who is organizing?
 
2013-07-29 04:34:39 PM

thecpt: /which team are you if you don't mind?


I'm the Chicago Windbags - and I actually held the "Most Points in a Single Week" trophy until you took it with your score during the extended All-Star week.
 
2013-07-29 04:34:53 PM
Would love to get into a league. I play in a family league, and a random yahoo league, but neither are very serious.
 
2013-07-29 04:35:02 PM
I am in one (Fark Fapper League) but would join another if someone has the space.
 
2013-07-29 04:42:27 PM

Di Atribe: muck4doo: Di, you wanna sort out who goes where? :)

I can keep a list of people who express interest & try to find them homes if they don't get scooped up. I want everyone to have a spot.

Also, I'm currently trying to get in touch with all of my team owners from last year. If you were an All-Star or a Jinx, then make sure you email me so I can save your spot.

TheManofPA: Thanks Di, I've been trying to finalize the usual Drew's Fantasy Talents B-league.

We have 12 players right now and can take up 20 people. Here is the link for people wanting in the league, it is Yahoo with custom scoring a live draft: Link

Are you coming back to the jinxies?


Dr Dreidel: Well, I hope your spreadsheet has enough space for my girthy entry. I could run all kinds of macros in your boxes, dear. You can keep me in a cell so long as you also allow wrapping and don't force your format on me. Um...something else about validating inputs.

// do you Yahoo?

You talk so sexy. Why must you live so far away?


//both of my leagues are NFL.com


Yep, I already did the reauthorize thing. Did it go through?
 
2013-07-29 04:44:19 PM

muck4doo: Fark UFIA League is going on its 5th season, and has one opening this year. It's a 12 team league with standard scoring and a flex. It's on Yahoo.

Fark Fapper League is going on its second season, and currently has 5 openings. It's a 12 team league with standard scoring and a flex. It's on ESPN. This league has very naughty language posted on the message boards as well as boob picks. You were warned.

Also going to be starting a League on NFL.Com that is PPR/IDP. Let me know if interested.


Fap league? Yes please.

/EIP
 
2013-07-29 04:50:35 PM
Will  join a league.  I'm king of the sleeper picks and waiver wire guru!
 
2013-07-29 04:51:17 PM
Also, yeah... EIP. I'm not in any Fark leagues yet.
 
2013-07-29 04:51:44 PM
Okay, 1 spot left in UFIA, and 3 in the Fappers. Just to update you Di.
 
2013-07-29 04:52:43 PM

powdah: muck4doo: Fark UFIA League is going on its 5th season, and has one opening this year. It's a 12 team league with standard scoring and a flex. It's on Yahoo.

Fark Fapper League is going on its second season, and currently has 5 openings. It's a 12 team league with standard scoring and a flex. It's on ESPN. This league has very naughty language posted on the message boards as well as boob picks. You were warned.

Also going to be starting a League on NFL.Com that is PPR/IDP. Let me know if interested.

Fap league? Yes please.

/EIP


Sending
 
2013-07-29 04:53:18 PM

TheManofPA: Thanks Di, I've been trying to finalize the usual Drew's Fantasy Talents B-league.

We have 12 players right now and can take up 20 people. Here is the link for people wanting in the league, it is Yahoo with custom scoring a live draft: Link


link broke?
 
2013-07-29 04:55:09 PM

TheManofPA: Yep, I already did the reauthorize thing. Did it go through?


I guess it couldn't hurt to actually go into the actual league & see who's checked in. Derp. I'd been relying on good old-fashioned email!
 
2013-07-29 04:55:53 PM
Would love to join a league again.  Used to play it every year, but the last few I've given it a rest.  Still, always looked forward to the Farker run league.

I just sent a message to one commish for an invite, but not sure if I caught the right one...
 
2013-07-29 04:56:02 PM
Despite the fact I've been knocked out in the first round of playoffs the last 3 years I've done this, I'd also be interested in joining a Fark fantasy football league. Might be a little different playing with people who actually stay with the program past Week 2.
 
2013-07-29 04:56:40 PM

Incorrigible Astronaut: Also, yeah... EIP. I'm not in any Fark leagues yet.


I'm missing 2 people in one league & 7 in the other. I bet I can find a place for you.
 
2013-07-29 04:58:58 PM
ALSO, if any of you have any ideas for questions on this year's Farker NFL survey, let me know. I want to have that up & running soon.
 
2013-07-29 04:59:55 PM

Di Atribe: Incorrigible Astronaut: Also, yeah... EIP. I'm not in any Fark leagues yet.

I'm missing 2 people in one league & 7 in the other. I bet I can find a place for you.


EIP

I pay attention and talk smack.
 
2013-07-29 05:01:24 PM
1 spot in UFIA, 2 in Fapper.
Gonna set up that IDP league if anyone is interested in joining. Instead of drafting a team defense, you draft a LB, DB, DL, and a flex Defenseman spot.
 
2013-07-29 05:01:25 PM
I'll draft your favorite player and bench him because I don't give fark.
 
2013-07-29 05:02:10 PM
I updated the EIP in case anyone has a space open for me.
 
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