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(Star Trek)   Congratulations on another successful orbit of the Sun, Wesley Crusher   (startrek.com) divider line 97
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2013-07-29 04:05:24 PM
Fail tag for Subby who didn't use Wheaton tag.

And Happy Birthday old bean!
 
2013-07-29 04:05:37 PM
You might as well pull the Wheaton tag now when it doesn't even get used on this.
 
2013-07-29 04:07:03 PM

Diogenes: Fail tag for Subby who didn't use Wheaton tag.


Triumph: You might as well pull the Wheaton tag now when it doesn't even get used on this.


The Wheaton tag has been updated by an admin.

/wheaton
 
2013-07-29 04:08:45 PM
Many happy returns!
 
2013-07-29 04:09:29 PM
Happy Birthday, Wil!

May your day be filled with Stone Farking Wheaton w00tStout, burritos and tabletop gaming.
 
2013-07-29 04:10:19 PM
I can't believe little Wesley is 41.

And that I'm older than him.
 
2013-07-29 04:10:39 PM
Happy Birthday, Wil

/now go see your girlfriend and... engage
 
2013-07-29 04:10:52 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't he going to be successfully orbiting the sun for millennia to come?  I mean, barring some sort of Gene Roddenberry-ish scheme to shoot his ashes out of the solar system, what remains of him is going to be successfully orbiting the Sun long after he's been forgotten.
 
2013-07-29 04:11:28 PM
Oh, and happy birthday.
 
2013-07-29 04:13:09 PM

dittybopper: Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't he going to be successfully orbiting the sun for millennia to come?  I mean, barring some sort of Gene Roddenberry-ish scheme to shoot his ashes out of the solar system, what remains of him is going to be successfully orbiting the Sun long after he's been forgotten.


Picky, picky, picky.

Although it does remind me of how unsatisfied I am that we never heard from him again after he became a Traveler.
 
2013-07-29 04:15:12 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 04:24:31 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Happy Birthday, Wil

/now go see your girlfriend and... engage


He's been happily married for over 10 years. :-)
 
2013-07-29 04:26:59 PM

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Happy Birthday, Wil

/now go see your girlfriend and... engage

He's been happily married for over 10 years. :-)


Yeah... what's your point?
 
2013-07-29 04:36:29 PM
Or is the Sun orbiting him?
 
2013-07-29 04:37:08 PM
Happy birthday Wil! Too bad my local purveyor got screwed over, and never received the promised W00tstout! I'll find something to toast with, fear not!
 
2013-07-29 04:44:13 PM
It's Wil Wheaton's world, we just live in it...

img535.imageshack.us
www.techvert.com

wilwheaton.typepad.com
  www.paulandstorm.com

3.bp.blogspot.com


technabob.com
 
2013-07-29 04:44:17 PM

dittybopper: Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't he going to be successfully orbiting the sun for millennia to come?


Not if Melllvar gets a hold of him.
 
2013-07-29 04:58:08 PM

dittybopper: Correct me if I'm wrong here, but isn't he going to be successfully orbiting the sun for millennia to come?


Well, I WAS working on a doomsday device to crash the earth into the sun, but I guess I can't do that now.

Back to the drawing board.
 
2013-07-29 05:05:32 PM
Happy Birthday, wil! I'll try again to find w00tstout at my local liquor store to celebrate.
 
2013-07-29 05:06:35 PM
We're going to go through all this trouble to throw a party thread for him and I bet the f*cker doesn't even show up.

/he was great in Python
 
2013-07-29 05:08:49 PM
It's impressive he's turned 41 after spending 4 years wearing a red shirt in Star Trek.
 
2013-07-29 05:12:06 PM
Do Travelers even age?
 
2013-07-29 05:12:55 PM

doyner: It's impressive he's turned 41 after spending 4 years wearing a red shirt in Star Trek.


to be fair, it was more like a grey onesie for a couple of years.
 
2013-07-29 05:31:39 PM

ManateeGag: doyner: It's impressive he's turned 41 after spending 4 years wearing a red shirt in Star Trek.

to be fair, it was more like a grey onesie for a couple of years.


And while technically a red shirt, in TNG, the gold shirts are the red shirts.

I'll show myself out.
 
2013-07-29 06:03:42 PM

ManateeGag: Do Travelers even age?


They go through phases
 
2013-07-29 06:07:52 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ManateeGag: Do Travelers even age?

They go through phases


Or they become giant salamanders....

/Happy Birthday Wil!
 
2013-07-29 06:08:47 PM

doyner: It's impressive he's turned 41 after spending 4 years wearing a red shirt in Star Trek.


Statistically, red shirts were safer than the gold ones.
 
2013-07-29 06:10:44 PM
For laughs, they should have used the Walken tag, assuming it still exists.
 
2013-07-29 06:17:45 PM

Earguy: It's Wil Wheaton's world, we just live in it...



s14.postimg.org


Heh!
 
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2013-07-29 06:18:40 PM
I think Wil is over at reddit...
 
2013-07-29 06:19:04 PM

Ivo Shandor: doyner: It's impressive he's turned 41 after spending 4 years wearing a red shirt in Star Trek.

Statistically, red shirts were safer than the gold ones.


Wow.  That's the nerdiest thing I've seen in a good long while.
 
2013-07-29 06:20:48 PM
Happy birthday  Wil, and thanks for the beer!
 
2013-07-29 06:24:08 PM
Why would they mention Diagnoses Murder and not Eureka?
 
2013-07-29 06:24:42 PM
I just came in here to say...

Whhhhil Whhhheaton. Whhhhil Whhhheaton. Whhhhil Whhhheaton.

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2013-07-29 06:31:24 PM

Diogenes: Although it does remind me of how unsatisfied I am that we never heard from him again after he became a Traveler


Didn't he show up for a wedding in one of the Next Gen movies as if he never left Starfleet?
 
2013-07-29 06:38:01 PM
Wow, 41? Congrats on falling off that cliff on that interminable plunge toward 50. It happens a lot faster than you can imagine. So carpe that diem!

/45
 
2013-07-29 06:38:38 PM
No mention of him appearing on The Big Bang Theory??
 
2013-07-29 06:44:22 PM
Set clown sweaters to stun in his honor.

Perhaps today IS a good day to wish Wil a Happy Birthday!
 
2013-07-29 06:49:17 PM
"day is vestigial mode of time measurement based on solar cycles. it's not applicable. i didn't get you anything."
 
2013-07-29 06:49:37 PM
Happy birthday, Wil!
May all your noobs be pwned and all your sweaters be clowned.
 
2013-07-29 06:51:18 PM

carrion_luggage: Set clown sweaters to stun in his honor.

Perhaps today IS a good day to wish Wil a Happy Birthday!


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-29 06:52:37 PM
www.whyifearclowns.net
 
2013-07-29 06:54:42 PM
One last one:

i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-29 06:59:27 PM
In 1987, when Star Trek: the Next Generation began airing, Jonathon Frakes was 35.

Damn, Wil. You're old.

/damn kid. 41 was a while ago for me.
 
2013-07-29 07:00:34 PM
Does he even read fark anymore? Because if we are wishing random celebrities Happy Birthday I say we wish Geddy happy 60
dalje.com
 
2013-07-29 07:06:19 PM
Happy birthday Wil

dvdbash.files.wordpress.com

Keep up the good work
 
2013-07-29 07:18:49 PM
Happy birthday, Wil! I'll never forget your bday because it's mine too...
 
2013-07-29 07:20:15 PM

Unfreakable: Happy Birthday, wil! I'll try again to find w00tstout at my local liquor store to celebrate.


If you find some in the city help a fellow CS farker out.  I checked at Uintah/25 and they said they got one box of 12 that was gone by the end of the morning.
 
2013-07-29 07:21:32 PM
Oh, and happy birthday <b>Wil</b>.  As long as you continue to enjoy doing what you do, please keep it up, it is quite entertaining for us to watch.

/big tabletop fan
//buys most of the games
 
2013-07-29 07:25:48 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: ManateeGag: Do Travelers even age?

They go through phases


*snert*
 
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