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(Gawker)   As Putin's Russia turns into a violent anti-gay mob scene, Vladimir Putin falls in love with a giant dead fish   (gawker.com) divider line 73
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2013-07-29 04:10:53 PM
He and Kanye like gay fish?
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-29 04:11:21 PM
MANLY MAN LIKE TO LOOK AT GIRLY WOMEN

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-07-29 04:13:01 PM
It's a Slavic message: Edward Snowden sleeps with the fishes.
 
2013-07-29 04:13:35 PM
Fishsticks?
www.eatmedaily.com
 
2013-07-29 04:14:10 PM
So he splits from his wife after being photographed half naked astride animals seeking other animals, and is now pictured kissing a fish? I think he has more issues than being anti-gay.
 
2013-07-29 04:14:46 PM
Stuntfish.
 
2013-07-29 04:18:29 PM
I read that headline as "Asputin" or ass 'spew tuhn
Sort of like religious mystic Rasputen, except with stuff coming out of his butt.
 
2013-07-29 04:22:07 PM
Soo, Putin is a gay fish?

/ I keed, I keed; please to be not disappearing me
 
2013-07-29 04:22:15 PM
What the hell -- he's fully dressed!

/girl can't catch a break
 
2013-07-29 04:22:59 PM
Off-camera, an aide warns, "Vladimir Vladimirovich, be careful, she can bite."

I never knew Putin's full name sounded like something I would've made up on the spot as a 10 year old trying to concoct a "The KGB ate my homework" story.
 
2013-07-29 04:23:14 PM
It's not gay if you're just sharing body heat.

/just the tip
 
2013-07-29 04:23:23 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-07-29 04:23:57 PM
img145.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-29 04:26:03 PM
I love my dead gay son fish
 
2013-07-29 04:27:30 PM
He looks stoned.
 
2013-07-29 04:27:57 PM

Killer Cars: Off-camera, an aide warns, "Vladimir Vladimirovich, be careful, she can bite."

I never knew Putin's full name sounded like something I would've made up on the spot as a 10 year old trying to concoct a "The KGB ate my homework" story.


Russian folks make cutesy nicknames like this outta your real name. That's why reading Tolstoy or  Dostoyevsky  is friggin impossible.
 
2013-07-29 04:28:16 PM
I wandered off the the related story in that article.

I thought Russia was bad under the USSR, but it really sounds like a complete shiat-hole now.

Also, Russian pr0n is like watching animals rut on the Discovery Channel.

There, I said it.
 
2013-07-29 04:30:02 PM
Black out in the sewer! (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish! (like a boss)
fark its brains out! (like a boss)
 
2013-07-29 04:30:54 PM
Russia is just a test to see what would happen if Ted Nugent got elected President here.
 
2013-07-29 04:31:45 PM
lostcat:
Also, Russian pr0n is like watching animals rut on the Discovery Channel.

There, I said it.


This is me judging you.
 
2013-07-29 04:35:20 PM
I fully understand the hate for the guy, but is this the best they can come up with? Just sad really. At least throw in a photoshop of Putin wearing a little mermaid costume or something.
 
2013-07-29 04:39:09 PM

LemSkroob: Russia is just a test to see what would happen if Ted Nugent got elected President here.


Somehow I don't think Nugent would have survived the KGB very long.
 
2013-07-29 04:43:38 PM
So subby likes putting fishsticks in his mouth?
 
2013-07-29 04:54:07 PM

lostcat: I wandered off the the related story in that article.

I thought Russia was bad under the USSR, but it really sounds like a complete shiat-hole now.

Also, Russian pr0n is like watching animals rut on the Discovery Channel.

There, I said it.


you know how I know you are gay
/aint the fish stick
 
2013-07-29 04:56:16 PM
Putin's name sounds like "pooting", and that makes me chuckle. That is all.

/why yes I am a manchild, how did you guess?
 
2013-07-29 04:57:41 PM
Putin's really a fan of GWAR?

You should know better, because it's GWAR, but it's probably NSFW.
 
2013-07-29 05:00:40 PM

QueenMamaBee: I love my dead gay son fish


g.virbcdn.com
 
2013-07-29 05:01:16 PM
Rolly polly fish heads
 
2013-07-29 05:02:58 PM

lostcat: I wandered off the the related story in that article.

I thought Russia was bad under the USSR, but it really sounds like a complete shiat-hole now.

Also, Russian pr0n is like watching animals rut on the Discovery Channel.

There, I said it.


I can't decide if I hate obviously bored Russian porn actresses or impossibly squeaky Japanese ones more.

I should probably research that.
 
2013-07-29 05:05:55 PM

Diogenes: [img145.imageshack.us image 720x576]


Winner!
 
2013-07-29 05:07:37 PM

MFAWG: I can't decide if I hate obviously bored Russian porn actresses or impossibly squeaky Japanese ones more.


The latter is annoying. I swear if you close your eyes it sounds like someone squeezing a chew toy.
 
2013-07-29 05:13:23 PM

Rembrant_Q_Einstein: Killer Cars: Off-camera, an aide warns, "Vladimir Vladimirovich, be careful, she can bite."

I never knew Putin's full name sounded like something I would've made up on the spot as a 10 year old trying to concoct a "The KGB ate my homework" story.

Russian folks make cutesy nicknames like this outta your real name. That's why reading Tolstoy or  Dostoyevsky  is friggin impossible.


Actually that's his real name, "Vladimir son of Vladimir".  In Russian your middle name is usually your father's first name.
 
2013-07-29 05:26:11 PM
Your kiss is on my fish of the best things in life.
 
2013-07-29 05:27:19 PM
fish sticks:

breaded
tastes god
yum

kanye:

jeus
s
eats fish
and is NOT gay
 
2013-07-29 05:38:46 PM

Killer Cars: Off-camera, an aide warns, "Vladimir Vladimirovich, be careful, she can bite."

I never knew Putin's full name sounded like something I would've made up on the spot as a 10 year old trying to concoct a "The KGB ate my homework" story.


The -ovich is a patronym.  It's the Russian equivalent of "Vladimir Putin, jr."
coat.ncf.ca
You know what other world leader was named after his father?
 
2013-07-29 05:40:01 PM
I am looking forward to Putin being hung in a public square.
 
2013-07-29 05:41:01 PM
MFAWG:I can't decide if I hate obviously bored Russian porn actresses or impossibly squeaky Japanese ones more.

cdn.meme.li
Sorry.
 
2013-07-29 05:43:04 PM

ciberido: MFAWG:I can't decide if I hate obviously bored Russian porn actresses or impossibly squeaky Japanese ones more.

[cdn.meme.li image 300x300]
Sorry.


img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-07-29 05:43:30 PM
Fair sized but not a giant.
 
2013-07-29 05:44:57 PM

MisterLoki: I am looking forward to Putin being hung in a public square.


Sorry. Hanged. It is happy hour.
 
2013-07-29 05:47:04 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: fish sticks:

breaded
tastes god
yum

kanye:

jeus
s
eats fish
and is NOT gay


He hung out in the desert with 12 dudes. That seems a bit gay.
/NTTAWT
 
2013-07-29 05:59:41 PM
This thread exemplifies everything I love about Fark.
 
2013-07-29 06:00:17 PM
MFAWG:
There, I said it.

I can't decide if I hate obviously bored Russian porn actresses or impossibly squeaky Japanese ones more.

I should probably research that.


My wife is Japanese. It's not a real thing.
 
2013-07-29 06:06:01 PM

uncleacid: Your kiss is on my fish of the best things in life.


Your fish is on my list
(Because your fish)
Your fish I can't resist
(Because your fish is what I miss)
When I turn off the light
 
2013-07-29 06:07:10 PM

roc6783: This thread exemplifies everything I love about Fark fish.


FTFY
 
2013-07-29 06:13:02 PM
Rapidly becoming the Russian Teddy Roosevelt.  Has a good PR man for it also.
 
2013-07-29 06:22:38 PM

MisterLoki: MisterLoki: I am looking forward to Putin being hung in a public square.

Sorry. Hanged. It is happy hour.


Too late, cockmuncher - your Freudian done already slipped.
 
2013-07-29 06:23:49 PM
This just in: Putin outlaws fish, allows hate crimes against fish, and prohibits teaching of fish-are-friends-not-food.

/...and he swears he's totally not into fish.
//cuz if he were into fish, he wouldn't have outlawed them, right? right???
 
2013-07-29 06:26:29 PM

FabulousFreep: Rapidly becoming the Russian Teddy Roosevelt.  Has a good PR man for it also.


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-29 06:27:24 PM

d23: MANLY MAN LIKE TO LOOK AT GIRLY WOMEN

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x710]


Is he giving her the thumbs up?
 
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