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Fresh Prince, Braunie admits to using quicker picker uppers, and AT&T stadium will be in line with Cowboy's lack of receptions: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 7/21 - 7/27 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-07-29 1:24:30 PM (3 comments) | Permalink

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A new week and a great batch of headlines. Enjoy

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-07-21 to Sat 2013-07-27:

img.fark.net  Zimmermann beaten badly in first public appearance in over a week  

img.fark.net  San Jose State suspends online courses after 50% of those enrolled failed to pass. Officials plan to rework it so it can't be accessed by the students at Cal State Bakersfield  

img.fark.net  George Zimmerman rescues man from overturned truck. Prosecutors said to be looking into what charges to file  

img.fark.net  Fresh Prince  

img.fark.net  New prince may be seen shortly. Hopefully not dangled from the balcony window this time  

img.fark.net  Woman fingers ex-girlfriend in theft of three strap-on dildos from storage unit  

img.fark.net  Royal couple names new baby after Zimmerman (since Carlos Danger was already taken)  

img.fark.net  Pope Francis halts motorcade to kiss babies. Dude, you already got the job  

img.fark.net  Following Asiana fake name debacle, KTVU fires long-time producers Wi Fuk Tup, Took Mai Chob, and Wai Mi  

img.fark.net  Juror B-29 apologizes for the verdict and thinks that Zimmerman got away with murder. That's rich coming from someone who dropped two atomic bombs  

img.fark.net  Convicted sex offender pleads guilty to breaking into NYC jails to fraternize with inmates, could get 10 years in the pokey  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Braunie admits to using quicker picker-uppers  

img.fark.net  NFL player (who didn't even kill anyone that we know of) rescues a family from a burning car  

img.fark.net  Cowboys Stadium is now AT&T Stadium to keep in line with the Cowboys' lack of receptions  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Your dog can imitate your behavior after as much as 10 minutes, which explains why he's always humping things  

img.fark.net  The National Weather Service went live this morning with two new forecasting super computers capable of getting the weather wrong at even faster speeds and in greater resolution  

img.fark.net  Expert says fish can adapt to hotter temperatures, suggests applying a little butter and salt and using the "broil" setting, five minutes per side for each inch of thickness  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  12 Monkeys to be remade by SyFy, presumably as a reality series about the people who run SyFy  

img.fark.net  Rolling Stone had planned on putting Kanye West on the cover that ultimately featured the Boston Marathon bomber. Apparently they decided to go with the lesser of two evils  

img.fark.net  Man opens Dukes of Hazzard museum in North Carolina in part to teach these damn kids today about the magnificence of Catherine Bach's ass  


Politics:

img.fark.net  VP Biden arrives in India, gives stirring speech lamenting the treatment of Native Americans by the U.S. government and rampant alcoholism on reservations  

img.fark.net  Clinton, Obama agree they like bald bush  

img.fark.net  House Ethics Committee continues investigation of Michele Bachmann. House Intelligence Committee reports they found nothing  


Business:

img.fark.net  Martha Stewart made $5.5 Million in 2012. Apparently ex-cons CAN be rehabilitated  

img.fark.net  "Say, this energy bar is pretty good. What's in it?" *crickets*  

img.fark.net  As Zynga drops its plans to implement games that allow you to gamble with real money, investors suddenly realize that's essentially what they've been doing by owning stock in Zynga
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3 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2013-07-29 05:48:50 PM  
Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right down
I'll tell you how I became the prince of London town
 
2013-07-29 09:34:28 PM  
Or hello... I am write single to salute and wait for answer again.
 
2013-07-29 09:58:42 PM  
The energy bar headline is a HOTY contender.
 
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