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(Some Tziva)   Monday Fun - Got a drawing tablet for my birthday but am SO AMAZINGLY BAD at drawing on it. Give (simple) suggestions of what to doodle for practice to the right and I'll post 'em   (homiegfunk.com) divider line 150
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2013-07-29 12:57:04 PM  
www.homiegfunk.com
I don't want a vacation.
 
2013-07-29 12:57:53 PM  
Dickbu--- Oh. Fine then.
 
2013-07-29 12:58:00 PM  
ooh, draw a cobra!
 
2013-07-29 12:58:01 PM  
Draw me, Tziva.
 
2013-07-29 12:58:01 PM  
You drawing on your drawing tablet drawing of you drawing on your drawing tablet of you drawing on your drawing tablet.
 
2013-07-29 12:58:17 PM  
Well i'm completely out of ideas now that this restriction is in place.
 
2013-07-29 12:58:29 PM  
OMG TRex!  choosing between a stromboli and a calzone
 
2013-07-29 12:58:35 PM  
I'm hungry. Draw a calzone.
 
2013-07-29 12:58:53 PM  
A duck holding a taco.
 
2013-07-29 12:58:57 PM  
How about a picture of a large stick of butter?
 
2013-07-29 12:59:32 PM  
Draw a picture of Super Kwame punching Evil Dr. Moderator in the junk.
 
2013-07-29 12:59:43 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-29 12:59:51 PM  
morgan freeman
pony
christopher walken
super mario
a donkey
silly tree frog
rape sloth
my O face:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 12:59:55 PM  
a pic of you drawing yourself.  Get all inception on that thing
 
2013-07-29 01:00:12 PM  
Horses. Trees. Fruit. Other animal heads. Hands. Cars. Bowls, bottles and utensils.

And you might try playing Draw Something or Draw Something 2 if they're available. They are fun and you get lots of practice drawing.
 
2013-07-29 01:00:41 PM  
Draw me like one of your French girls.
 
2013-07-29 01:00:53 PM  
Wangs
 
2013-07-29 01:01:02 PM  

thepersonalgoddess: ooh, draw a cobra!


www.homiegfunk.com

www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 01:01:16 PM  
draw a skull
or a battle axe
or a battle axe with a skull in the center
and some ninjas
in bikinis

maybe one can even be a girl.
 
2013-07-29 01:01:43 PM  

Tziva: thepersonalgoddess: ooh, draw a cobra!

[www.homiegfunk.com image 363x344]

[www.homiegfunk.com image 351x182]


ooh, this was good.  And your first one is the correct answer!  YAY!  COBRA!
 
2013-07-29 01:02:13 PM  

thepersonalgoddess: my O face:


it moved...
 
2013-07-29 01:03:37 PM  
It would be cool if cobras really had pretty eyelashes.
 
2013-07-29 01:03:52 PM  

RexTalionis: Draw me, Tziva.


I don't know what you look like.  Have a goofy-looking dude.  I figure you're a Farker so you're probably goofy looking.

www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 01:04:08 PM  
i112.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 01:04:43 PM  

Tziva: RexTalionis: Draw me, Tziva.

I don't know what you look like.  Have a goofy-looking dude.  I figure you're a Farker so you're probably goofy looking.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 368x317]


Close enough.

i1212.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 01:05:01 PM  
I have no suggestions on what to draw, but according to my artist buddy a piece of paper taped to the tablet makes drawing a little better if you're used to pencil and paper.
 
2013-07-29 01:05:48 PM  
draw a t-rex playing hopscotch with the pope
 
2013-07-29 01:06:02 PM  

RexTalionis: Tziva: RexTalionis: Draw me, Tziva.

I don't know what you look like.  Have a goofy-looking dude.  I figure you're a Farker so you're probably goofy looking.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 368x317]

Close enough.

[i1212.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Is this you, Rex?

http://gifs.gifbin.com/082011/1313062152_jumping_off_boat_fail.gif
 
2013-07-29 01:06:19 PM  

Half Right: I'm hungry. Draw a calzone.


Is it a calzone, or a smelly limbless jellyfish?  I don't know.
www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 01:06:26 PM  

RexTalionis: Tziva: RexTalionis: Draw me, Tziva.

I don't know what you look like.  Have a goofy-looking dude.  I figure you're a Farker so you're probably goofy looking.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 368x317]

Close enough.

[i1212.photobucket.com image 640x480]


Holy shiat, Rex!  You can smile!
 
2013-07-29 01:06:31 PM  
It's all about hand-eye coordination. Use the drawing program of your choice to make a grid pattern using a rectangle tool, don't worry about everything being uniform. Add a layer and then practice tracing the straight lines a few times (a new layer for each time, hiding the previous attempts). After two or three tries you can go back and switch the visibility of the old layers back on and see how well you've improved. Next draw a bunch of random eclipses with a circle/eclipse tool and repeat the above. Then setup an image as a background and practice tracing it.
 
2013-07-29 01:06:38 PM  

Tziva: Half Right: I'm hungry. Draw a calzone.

Is it a calzone, or a smelly limbless jellyfish?  I don't know.
[www.homiegfunk.com image 310x268]


it's an empanada!
 
2013-07-29 01:07:26 PM  

Tziva: I figure you're a Farker so you're probably goofy looking.


You have about a 90% chance of being right on that one.
 
2013-07-29 01:07:34 PM  
Draw a cloud.
 
2013-07-29 01:08:11 PM  
draw a poop
 
2013-07-29 01:08:53 PM  
Draw Bender from Futurama.  Please :-)
 
2013-07-29 01:09:19 PM  
draw a poop cloud
 
2013-07-29 01:09:25 PM  
Draw a beariot
 
2013-07-29 01:10:00 PM  

Ponzholio: You drawing on your drawing tablet drawing of you drawing on your drawing tablet of you drawing on your drawing tablet.


www.homiegfunk.com

yeah copypaste cheatery but I'M NOT A MGAICIAN PONZ
 
2013-07-29 01:10:17 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Holy shiat, Rex! You can smile!


I am quite jolly.
 
2013-07-29 01:10:52 PM  

thepersonalgoddess: Tziva: Half Right: I'm hungry. Draw a calzone.

Is it a calzone, or a smelly limbless jellyfish?  I don't know.
[www.homiegfunk.com image 310x268]

it's an empanada!


It's a closeup of the cobra closing one of its prettily-eyelashed eyes.

/Also, Tziva, all excellent so far. Keep it up!
 
2013-07-29 01:11:18 PM  
This is my favorite thread right now.
 
2013-07-29 01:12:25 PM  

CommieTaoist: Next draw a bunch of random eclipses with a circle/eclipse


Solar or lunar?  I think the word you were looking for was ellipses.
 
2013-07-29 01:13:44 PM  

Farce-Side: Solar or lunar? I think the word you were looking for was ellipses.


Thanks, Captain Obvious.
 
2013-07-29 01:14:23 PM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 01:17:05 PM  

Farce-Side: CommieTaoist: Next draw a bunch of random eclipses with a circle/eclipse

Solar or lunar?  I think the word you were looking for was ellipses.


Aw, "ellipses"..."eclipses"...man, it's all da same thing, man.
 
2013-07-29 01:18:30 PM  
Draw an elderly TFer shaking his hands and warning the young TFers to stay off his lawn
 
2013-07-29 01:18:33 PM  
Draw a lamp made out of a puffer fish.
 
2013-07-29 01:19:05 PM  

Current Resident: A duck holding a taco.


www.homiegfunk.com

Farce-Side: How about a picture of a large stick of butter?


www.homiegfunk.com

kwame: Draw a picture of Super Kwame punching Evil Dr. Moderator in the junk.


www.homiegfunk.com

Sticky Hands: and some ninjas
in bikinis

maybe one can even be a girl.


www.homiegfunk.com
That one is a cheat - I drew it a couple days ago, but it seemed relevant.
 
2013-07-29 01:19:23 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Draw an elderly TFer shaking his hands and warning the young TFers to stay off his lawn


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-29 01:20:21 PM  

hillbillypharmacist:


I forgot about doglovers butt bees. That shiat is gold.
 
2013-07-29 01:21:34 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: hillbillypharmacist:

I forgot about doglovers butt bees. That shiat is gold.


yeah what's with butt bees anyways?
 
2013-07-29 01:23:06 PM  

Tziva: Current Resident: A duck holding a taco.


That is awesome.
 
2013-07-29 01:23:59 PM  

Tziva: Current Resident: A duck holding a taco.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 340x278]


Woo Hoo!
 
2013-07-29 01:24:10 PM  

Tziva: Current Resident: A duck holding a taco.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 340x278]

Farce-Side: How about a picture of a large stick of butter?

[www.homiegfunk.com image 249x148]

kwame: Draw a picture of Super Kwame punching Evil Dr. Moderator in the junk.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 334x273]

Sticky Hands: and some ninjas
in bikinis

maybe one can even be a girl.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 440x506]
That one is a cheat - I drew it a couple days ago, but it seemed relevant.


haha, it's like Howard the Duck!
 
2013-07-29 01:25:01 PM  

Tziva: That one is a cheat - I drew it a couple days ago, but it seemed relevant.


awesome!

wait... this means my thoughts travel back in time!
no wonder i can't get any work done.
 
2013-07-29 01:25:04 PM  

James72: draw a t-rex playing hopscotch with the pope


www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 01:25:52 PM  

Tziva: James72: draw a t-rex playing hopscotch with the pope

[www.homiegfunk.com image 850x484]


Pope Francisco is soo not amused.
 
2013-07-29 01:26:36 PM  

Tziva: James72: draw a t-rex playing hopscotch with the pope

[www.homiegfunk.com image 850x484]


That one is my favorite so far!
Keep going!
 
2013-07-29 01:26:42 PM  
bahahahaahah
 
2013-07-29 01:28:08 PM  

kwame: draw a poop

kwame: draw a poop cloud


www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 01:30:35 PM  

Tziva: www.homiegfunk.com


That's going in the profile.

Tziva: www.homiegfunk.com


Maybe not so much that one.  :(
 
2013-07-29 01:32:16 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Draw an elderly TFer shaking his hands and warning the young TFers to stay off his lawn


www.homiegfunk.com

this one is pretty crappy even by my standards
 
2013-07-29 01:35:33 PM  

Tziva: James72: draw a t-rex playing hopscotch with the pope

[www.homiegfunk.com image 850x484]


That one is just so good.
 
2013-07-29 01:38:58 PM  

generalDisdain: Draw a lamp made out of a puffer fish.


www.homiegfunk.com

he's sad, because Fark.
 
2013-07-29 01:43:20 PM  

Tziva: Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Draw an elderly TFer shaking his hands and warning the young TFers to stay off his lawn

[www.homiegfunk.com image 319x234]

this one is pretty crappy even by my standards


lol.  That' pretty good.
 
2013-07-29 01:47:58 PM  

thepersonalgoddess: morgan freeman
pony
christopher walken
super mario
a donkey
silly tree frog
rape sloth
my O face:
[i.imgur.com image 480x640]


Pony and Donkey in one:
www.homiegfunk.com

www.homiegfunk.com

You, Morgan Freeman, and Christopher Walken are just going to end up looking like RexTalionis up there.
 
2013-07-29 01:55:29 PM  

Tziva: thepersonalgoddess: morgan freeman
pony
christopher walken
super mario
a donkey
silly tree frog
rape sloth
my O face:
[i.imgur.com image 480x640]

Pony and Donkey in one:
[www.homiegfunk.com image 404x245]

[www.homiegfunk.com image 592x403]

You, Morgan Freeman, and Christopher Walken are just going to end up looking like RexTalionis up there.


these are awesome.
YAY!
 
2013-07-29 01:55:41 PM  

Tziva: generalDisdain: Draw a lamp made out of a puffer fish.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 427x467]

he's sad, because Fark.


AWESOME!
 
2013-07-29 01:57:54 PM  

Tziva: generalDisdain: Draw a lamp made out of a puffer fish.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 427x467]

he's sad, because Fark.


i291.photobucket.com
The real deal looks like he's waiting for you to laugh at one of his jokes, just like one of those eels.
 
2013-07-29 02:51:57 PM  
I love you, Tziva.
 
2013-07-29 02:55:17 PM  

Alpha Sierra Foxtrot: I love you, Tziva.


www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 03:02:09 PM  
Me.  As a king.

The King
 
2013-07-29 03:04:53 PM  
Draw a llama. A pink llama.
 
2013-07-29 03:11:04 PM  

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Me.  As a king.

The King


www.homiegfunk.com

unless you meant elvis in which case screw you
 
2013-07-29 03:15:18 PM  
Hahaha.
 
2013-07-29 03:18:08 PM  

LlamaGirl: Draw a llama. A pink llama.


Today I discovered I am horrible at drawing llama faces.  It looks like a f*cking dog.

www.homiegfunk.com

I'm bummed.  I wanted to deliver for you on a llama.
 
2013-07-29 03:21:44 PM  
I love it :D
 
2013-07-29 03:32:50 PM  
How about a robot eating a human.
 
2013-07-29 03:42:50 PM  

Honest Bender: How about a robot eating a human.


www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 04:10:12 PM  

Tziva: Honest Bender: How about a robot eating a human.


Who is awesome? YOU ARE AWESOME!
 
2013-07-29 04:12:38 PM  
omg, this is awesome Tziva
 
2013-07-29 04:32:12 PM  
Can you draw George Carlin from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
 
2013-07-29 04:32:47 PM  

Tziva: [www.homiegfunk.com image 601x219]
I don't want a vacation.


That took all the fun out of this thread... :-(

I suggest you start with tracing existing pics... Get the whole hand/eye thing figured out with the tablet first, and then progress from there. Hell, start with the easy stuff in a coloring book, nice simple shapes, easy to follow lines.
 
2013-07-29 04:34:59 PM  

Mikey1969: That took all the fun out of this thread... :-(


I know, I'm a total funsucker.

I am pretty sure the admins would eviscerate me if I started filling the thread full of marauding cocks.

Have a lizard instead:

www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 04:44:43 PM  

Tziva: Mikey1969: That took all the fun out of this thread... :-(

I know, I'm a total funsucker.

I am pretty sure the admins would eviscerate me if I started filling the thread full of marauding cocks.

Have a lizard instead:

[www.homiegfunk.com image 774x629]


That lizard looks a little phallic... Must be the theme of the day? :-)
 
2013-07-29 04:45:43 PM  
How about a giant chicken terrorizing a city?

Chickens are today's dinosaurs, after all.
 
2013-07-29 04:59:27 PM  
Draw a picture of a picture drawer drawing water with a pitcher from a well while watched by a widow looking out a picture window.
 
2013-07-29 04:59:35 PM  
Draw Kirk Cameron's birthday party.
 
2013-07-29 05:02:45 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Draw Kirk Cameron's birthday party.


HAHAHA yeah do this one
 
2013-07-29 05:03:19 PM  

Thorak: How about a giant chicken terrorizing a city?

Chickens are today's dinosaurs, after all.


www.homiegfunk.com
you're going to have to pretend that grey shiat is a city
 
2013-07-29 05:08:04 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Draw Kirk Cameron's birthday party.


My best guess:

www.homiegfunk.com

unless this is a meme or something I don't know about because I live under a rock.
 
2013-07-29 05:17:25 PM  
Nevermind, I tried free-handing it on MSPaint (haha) and it came out a crappy idea...i1134.photobucket.com

Better stick with the phallus and giant terror chicken themes, they apparently look better.
 
2013-07-29 05:18:36 PM  
Great, I was ready for fun but my work blocks your image server. :(
 
2013-07-29 05:20:33 PM  

Diocletian's Last Cabbage: Nevermind, I tried free-handing it on MSPaint (haha) and it came out a crappy idea...i1134.photobucket.com

Better stick with the phallus and giant terror chicken themes, they apparently look better.


I think that's pretty good!  Better than I can do in MS Paint.

My finest work of Paint art:

homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 05:23:46 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Great, I was ready for fun but my work blocks your image server. :(


http://readlikeanerd.com/Doodles/

Probably won't work either, but maybe.
 
2013-07-29 05:30:57 PM  
Draw Florida!

Oh, wait. You said no wangs.

Draw Anthony Weiner!

Dammit!

Draw one of these old computers!

ferretronix.com

/Oh, I give up.
 
2013-07-29 05:35:39 PM  
I'd like to see a sea lion wearing a top hat smoking a cigarette in a holder. Add a monocle for bonus points.
 
2013-07-29 05:46:54 PM  

Tziva: SecretAgentWoman: Great, I was ready for fun but my work blocks your image server. :(

http://readlikeanerd.com/Doodles/

Probably won't work either, but maybe.


Well, thanks for trying:

Acceso Denegado (content_filter_denied)

La page Internet demandée (http://readlikeanerd.com/Doodles/) est non-référencée.

Si l'accès à cette page rentre dans le cadre de vos besoins professionnels, vous pouvez remplir le http://sitereview.bluecoat.com/sitereview.jsp?url=http://readlikeanerd .com/Doodles/" target="_blank">formulaire de categorisation en précisant le service de filtrage 'Proxy SG' ou, Ouvrir un ticket.
Si le lien ne fonctionne pas (utilisation d'un navigateur non standard), merci d'utiliser celui ci.


(I work for a French company, haha.)
 
2013-07-29 05:48:55 PM  

Mr. Fuzzypaws: I'd like to see a sea lion wearing a top hat smoking a cigarette in a holder. Add a monocle for bonus points.


www.homiegfunk.com

author1701: Draw Florida!
Oh, wait. You said no wangs.
Draw Anthony Weiner!
Dammit!
Draw one of these old computers!
[ferretronix.com image 400x300]
/Oh, I give up.


www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 05:51:47 PM  
Well Done!

Thank You!
 
2013-07-29 05:54:11 PM  
(anthony weiner: just see ABW's portrait and remove crown and beard)
 
2013-07-29 05:56:44 PM  
Darkwing Duck with a TF badge?
 
2013-07-29 06:03:18 PM  

NkThrasher: Darkwing Duck with a TF badge?


www.homiegfunk.com

this is the point where it becomes super obvious I don't remember what Darkwing Duck looks like.
 
2013-07-29 06:05:53 PM  

Tziva: this is the point where it becomes super obvious I don't remember what Darkwing Duck looks like.


oh that's right, he had a hat

www.homiegfunk.com

probably pants or something too.
 
2013-07-29 06:11:48 PM  

Tziva: Tziva: this is the point where it becomes super obvious I don't remember what Darkwing Duck looks like.

oh that's right, he had a hat

[www.homiegfunk.com image 500x395]

probably pants or something too.


I don't think he had wings like that. He had hands.
 
2013-07-29 06:12:57 PM  

Treygreen13: I don't think he had wings like that. He had hands.


What kind of creepyass duck has hands.
 
2013-07-29 06:13:50 PM  

Tziva: probably pants or something too.


cdn1.dolimg.com

Nope, no pants.  I think he violates something relating to that Disney code about pants vs non pants characters.

I think you captured very well what a duck might well look like if it were to be dressed as him though.  Slightly confused looking.

Nice!
 
2013-07-29 06:14:55 PM  
In my defense, it's probably been 20 years since I've seen that show.
 
2013-07-29 06:18:38 PM  
A cow wearing roller skates crying over spilled milk?
 
2013-07-29 06:18:58 PM  

Tziva: KellyKellyKelly: Draw Kirk Cameron's birthday party.

My best guess:

[www.homiegfunk.com image 850x510]

unless this is a meme or something I don't know about because I live under a rock.


Well, it certainly does capture the joy of the moment.  :)

www.mastermousepatrol.com
 
2013-07-29 06:19:12 PM  

Tziva: In my defense, it's probably been 20 years since I've seen that show.


That's a sad state to be in.

...What's even more sad is the show is old enough that you very well could have not seen it since 1993, since it started in 91.
 
2013-07-29 06:27:42 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: Well, it certainly does capture the joy of the moment. :)


Wow.

Is that for reals?

I originally had "jesus is the only friend I need" on his tee shirt, but decided that was probably too offensive so I deleted it.

but he seems pretty insufferable so I envisioned his birthday parties being lonely.

I am an asshole, I think.
 
2013-07-29 06:32:09 PM  

Tziva: KellyKellyKelly: Well, it certainly does capture the joy of the moment. :)

Wow.

Is that for reals?

I originally had "jesus is the only friend I need" on his tee shirt, but decided that was probably too offensive so I deleted it.

but he seems pretty insufferable so I envisioned his birthday parties being lonely.

I am an asshole accurate, I think.


Indeed you are.

Supposedly there were 10-15 people behind the camera.  10-15 really tiny people.

/the sad woman apparently not allowed to enter the room is my favorite part
 
2013-07-29 06:48:12 PM  
For a Farker friend who is too lame to register for an account:

www.homiegfunk.com

YEAH, HOMESLICE, IM CALLIN' YOU OUT
 
2013-07-29 06:53:02 PM  
Tziva, you should make this a regular thing. Super entertaining.  Good job!
 
2013-07-29 06:55:51 PM  

Honest Bender: Tziva, you should make this a regular thing. Super entertaining.  Good job!


I'm actually home sick from work today, otherwise normally I could only do this on the weekends, and who the fark reads Fark on a Saturday?
 
2013-07-29 06:56:33 PM  

Tziva: Tziva: this is the point where it becomes super obvious I don't remember what Darkwing Duck looks like.

oh that's right, he had a hat

[www.homiegfunk.com image 500x395]

probably pants or something too.


Draw Drew
 
2013-07-29 06:57:43 PM  

Tziva: who the fark reads Fark on a Saturday


Surprisingly, a lot of people, especially Caturday thread fans.
 
2013-07-29 06:59:54 PM  
The Stig, Eva 01, Spider-Man and Stalin playing Parcheesi.
 
2013-07-29 07:07:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Draw Drew


I'm blamin' you if I get banned Mapes.

www.homiegfunk.com
 
2013-07-29 07:12:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tziva: who the fark reads Fark on a Saturday

Surprisingly, a lot of people, especially Caturday thread fans.


Caturday doesn't count!

Also I meant TFD people really, since this isn't exactly main page material.
 
2013-07-29 07:14:03 PM  

Tziva: aturday doesn't count!


:-(
 
2013-07-29 07:14:38 PM  

Tziva: Bathia_Mapes: Draw Drew

I'm blamin' you if I get banned Mapes.

[www.homiegfunk.com image 520x749]


lulz

Not bad
 
2013-07-29 07:23:41 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Tziva: aturday doesn't count!

:-(


I love Caturday!

I'm just sayin' silly doodles don't rank.
 
2013-07-29 08:20:33 PM  
Still life with banana, apple, pear, and free cat.
 
2013-07-29 09:20:52 PM  

Tziva: Treygreen13: I don't think he had wings like that. He had hands.

What kind of creepyass duck has hands.


The terror that flaps in the night
 
2013-07-29 09:51:27 PM  

kwame: draw a poop


Draw Kwame pooping.
 
2013-07-29 10:03:16 PM  

Tziva: Current Resident: A duck holding a taco.


I am officially in love with Tziva.
 
2013-07-29 10:38:54 PM  

Satan's Chocolate Starfish: Draw an elderly TFer shaking his hands and warning the young TFers to stay off his lawn


I represent that remark! Now get off my lawn!
/runs outside to yell at clouds...;-)


Draw a taco holding a duck!
I'll settle for a portrait of Soosh in the KRNN studio doing his Livingston Stapler Company Presents show.
 
2013-07-29 10:45:25 PM  

Tziva: Bathia_Mapes: Tziva: aturday doesn't count!

:-(

I love Caturday!

I'm just sayin' silly doodles don't rank.


Pretty much everything is welcome on Caturday. Except trolls, we kill them slowly and bury them in the litter box.
 
2013-07-29 11:27:27 PM  
Grover (from Sesame Street) surfing an avalanche
 
2013-07-29 11:50:23 PM  

Tziva: RexTalionis: Draw me, Tziva.

I don't know what you look like.  Have a goofy-looking dude.  I figure you're a Farker so you're probably goofy looking.

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Draw him like one of your French girls.
 
2013-07-30 12:13:04 AM  
I'm from /co/, and I would like you to draw a sexy shark. Please.
 
2013-07-30 01:40:40 AM  

ArmednHammered: bury them in the litter box.


bury them in thea dirty litter box used by a hundred cats
 
2013-07-30 02:09:16 AM  
DRAW ALL THE THINGS
 
2013-07-30 02:34:44 AM  

Tziva: Ponzholio: You drawing on your drawing tablet drawing of you drawing on your drawing tablet of you drawing on your drawing tablet.

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yeah copypaste cheatery but I'M NOT A MGAICIAN PONZ


How YOU doin'?
/am I a perv if a line drawing looks hot, or are you really that cute? :)
 
2013-07-30 02:37:45 AM  
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2013-07-30 03:15:51 AM  
All this an no unicorn?

 Draw a unicorn.

 But not a silly cheesy unicorn.

 Draw a badass war unicorn!
 
2013-07-30 08:11:57 AM  
These are all awesome..
How about god and the devil eating chips while watching the tv. On the tv would be the earth.
There should be a score board on the wall, with 2 columns, one for each with marks indicating who is winning the game of souls

/or dynamite monkey throwing stuff at the mods...whatever's easiest.
 
2013-07-30 09:39:27 AM  
Didn't see this yesterday. Awesome.
 
2013-07-30 09:56:38 AM  
draw a house with one window, a door and a chimney, sitting in a yard with a solitary path leading to the door,  One large deciduous tree full of leaves to the right of the house and the sun in the sky at an angle such that you only see about 1/4/ of it on the page.
 
2013-07-30 10:19:52 AM  
Draw my band (Twilight Fauna) a sweet heavy metal logo
 
2013-07-30 10:26:35 AM  
draw a  bear in a bad fitting suit talking to a judge
 
2013-07-30 10:41:54 AM  

albuquerquehalsey: I'm from /co/, and I would like you to draw a sexy shark. Please.


homiegfunk.com

i'll do more later but off to work now
 
2013-07-30 11:14:59 AM  

Tziva: albuquerquehalsey: I'm from /co/, and I would like you to draw a sexy shark. Please.

[homiegfunk.com image 836x640]

i'll do more later but off to work now


FAP
 
2013-07-30 01:20:05 PM  
tarzan in a diaper ordering coffee at a starbucks.
 
2013-07-30 01:46:32 PM  
These were awesome.  You're the best.
 
2013-07-30 04:25:56 PM  

Tziva: For a Farker friend who is too lame to register for an account:



YEAH, HOMESLICE, IM CALLIN' YOU OUT


Is that what you want? Fine! From the darkest recesses of the world, I have emerged!

And by 'emerged', I mean 'registered'. And by 'from the darkest recesses of the world', I mean 'during my lunch break'.
 
2013-07-30 04:27:32 PM  

LurkerPie: Is that what you want? Fine! From the darkest recesses of the world, I have emerged!

And by 'emerged', I mean 'registered'. And by 'from the darkest recesses of the world', I mean 'during my lunch break'.


*cackles*
 
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