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2013-07-29 10:42:32 AM
www.johnnygoodtimes.com
 
2013-07-29 11:52:13 AM
That headline stinks. In a sexy way.
 
2013-07-29 11:57:39 AM
I do enjoy a good fart, but usually my own, not someone else's.
 
2013-07-29 11:57:43 AM
Forget the Toot, go with the  Zoot
 
2013-07-29 12:16:52 PM
That barely registers on the bizarre fetish scale.
 
2013-07-29 12:44:22 PM
zut alors
 
2013-07-29 12:45:53 PM
Rire aux éclats!
 
2013-07-29 12:47:38 PM

EvilEgg: That barely registers on the bizarre fetish scale.


Brazilian Fart Porn is quite popular or so the Googles tell me.

http://www.google.com/trends/explore?q=Brazilian+Fart#q=%22brazilian +f art+porn\%22&cmpt=q
 
2013-07-29 01:24:18 PM
You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I farked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fark a farting woman when every fark drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. ~~James Joyce
 
2013-07-29 01:36:26 PM

wotthefark: Brazilian Fart Porn


Well, my new band has been named.
 
2013-07-29 01:38:15 PM

stevetherobot: You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I farked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fark a farting woman when every fark drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. ~~James Joyce


thisisgettingold.net
 
2013-07-29 02:02:27 PM
The world is so full of a number of things, that I'm sure we should all be happy as kings.


And you know how happy kings are.
 
2013-07-29 02:13:52 PM
Any word on the Maytals?
 
2013-07-29 02:32:21 PM
www.examiner.com
 
2013-07-29 02:57:57 PM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-29 03:30:59 PM

stevetherobot: You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I farked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fark a farting woman when every fark drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. ~~James Joyce


Goddammit I came here to make a Joyce reference and it's already been done.
 
2013-07-29 04:47:45 PM

AlwaysRightBoy: Forget the Toot, go with the  Zoot


came for Zappa ..thanks!
 
2013-07-29 05:07:36 PM
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-07-29 05:07:55 PM
OldFartHenry strangely absent from this discussion
 
2013-07-29 06:01:59 PM

EvilEgg: That barely registers on the bizarre fetish scale.


as someone who used to post videos on a Sneeze Fetish website, I agree
 
2013-07-29 06:24:10 PM
This is a real thing, I had an ex who loved farts and the smell of skunks.   But that was only a small part of the kink in that woman...

-M
 
2013-07-29 08:40:48 PM
Toots, Roots, and Boots!

I believe every word that you say
 
2013-07-29 11:18:54 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-30 12:38:26 AM

Rhames: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.

/a show that was pulled before its time.
 
2013-07-30 07:33:32 AM
Fart versus Queef?
 
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