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(International Business Times)   Man's best friend sells man's best friend on Craigslist   (ibtimes.com) divider line 32
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2013-07-29 11:13:27 AM
I quite think that this would deserve a stabbing
 
2013-07-29 11:13:37 AM
His friend should be shot. With a dog that shoots bees out of his mouth.
 
2013-07-29 11:15:47 AM
humans are pieces of shiat.
 
2013-07-29 11:15:56 AM
And whoever designs a website with autoplay ads should be shot.
 
2013-07-29 11:16:09 AM
Put an IED in his friend's yard.
 
2013-07-29 11:17:46 AM
This should be tattooed on the "friend's" forehead.
 
2013-07-29 11:19:33 AM

Bong Hits For Mohammed: This should be tattooed on the "friend's" forehead.


No kidding. Even though "I sold my buddy's dog while he was serving overseas" would be too small to be legible. Maybe we can staple a sandwich board to this douchenozzle.

I can't imagine what kind of lowlife would do such a thing. Sure, I know that humans can be real asses, but damn, to do that to a buddy?
 
2013-07-29 11:19:34 AM
Yeah dick move. However I am thinking about turing my roomates cat over to a cat rescue group. She has been sooo busy with her new BF she never comes home and the thing is just neglected. I've been feeding it but it needs to go to the vet and all other kinds of things I dont want to pay for. Told her to figure out what she wants to do with it asap. Worst part is she is down the road about 5 miles most of the day. Lazy slob.
 
2013-07-29 11:20:29 AM
The friend deserves the Iron Maiden.
 
2013-07-29 11:23:53 AM
"We are no longer friends...But believing in the honor of a warning, I am now going to punch your face really hard."
 
2013-07-29 11:24:13 AM
What a completely dick of a friend.  Or I should say former friend.  That is so low.
 
2013-07-29 11:25:17 AM

groppet: Yeah dick move. However I am thinking about turing my roomates cat over to a cat rescue group. She has been sooo busy with her new BF she never comes home and the thing is just neglected. I've been feeding it but it needs to go to the vet and all other kinds of things I dont want to pay for. Told her to figure out what she wants to do with it asap. Worst part is she is down the road about 5 miles most of the day. Lazy slob.


The difference is that the article is about a guy in Afghanistan who was powerless versus your roommate who is too busy getting her cavity filled.

Tell her that she pulls it together by a certain date or the animal will be surrendered to the Animal Rescue for neglect.
 
2013-07-29 11:26:13 AM
I bet the dog died, unfortunately.
 
2013-07-29 11:26:14 AM
Oh yes look at all the righteous indignation. It is just a dog, and technically it is just like giving away the guys TV, animals are just property.
 
2013-07-29 11:32:55 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Oh yes look at all the righteous indignation. It is just a dog, and technically it is just like giving away the guys TV, animals are just property.


So you're okay with this?
 
2013-07-29 11:34:02 AM

Slaves2Darkness: Oh yes look at all the righteous indignation. It is just a dog, and technically it is just like giving away the guys TV, animals are just property.


0/10
 
2013-07-29 11:36:46 AM

pounddawg: Slaves2Darkness: Oh yes look at all the righteous indignation. It is just a dog, and technically it is just like giving away the guys TV, animals are just property.

0/10


I agree, too obvious.
 
2013-07-29 11:40:28 AM
"What was meant to be a happy reunion for one Washington soldier was instead met with tragedy."

Drama queen much?
 
2013-07-29 11:51:17 AM
If you can't take care of a dog don't get one.
Your desire to go kill brown people is not an excuse to make people pick up after you.

Suck it up and drive on Nancy boy.
 
2013-07-29 12:00:02 PM
Wish I could find a screenshot of the email from Deus Ex Human Revolution, where they guy comes out of a coma and his friend send him a message "yeah, didn't know what to do about your dog. Sorry, he was a good dog."
 
2013-07-29 12:01:32 PM

obamadidcoke: If you can't take care of a dog don't get one.
Your desire to go kill brown people is not an excuse to make people pick up after you.

Suck it up and drive on Nancy boy.


0/10

The rookie trolls are out today.
 
2013-07-29 12:22:47 PM

brimed03: obamadidcoke: If you can't take care of a dog don't get one.
Your desire to go kill brown people is not an excuse to make people pick up after you.

Suck it up and drive on Nancy boy.

0/10

The rookie trolls are out today.


Totally serious, I love dogs and I have had them most all of my life. I did not have one when I served in the Army because I knew that I would not be able to take care of it.

This d-bag wants us all to feel sorry for him because he wanted to go play soldier and he expected his friend to take care of his dog until he came back. Tough titty. it's a volunteer Army nobody made him go, so fark him.

/So, Suck it-the-fark-up and drive on and be happy that the dog found a person that wouldn't abandon him just so that person could get his rocks off riding around in a humv and killing people who pose no threat to him.
 
2013-07-29 12:45:16 PM

GibbyTheMole: "What was meant to be a happy reunion for one Washington soldier was instead met with tragedy."

Drama queen much?


actually, I'd be willing to allow this.  When you read the article, it appears that the "friend" got rid of the dog a while ago (not sure how long the guy was overseas), but kept telling him that the dog was doing okay, and that all was well.

If I were in a similar situation and found out that someone had lied to me for an extended period of time and then offered no explanation, I'd probably have a drama llama moment too.
 
2013-07-29 01:41:24 PM
A fun craigslist prank from Kidd Chris(inspired by some comedian)
1)  Place ad on craigslist giving away a puppy saying you are leaving town and have find a home for it or it will be put to sleep, leaving a phone #
2)  Leave voice mail message saying the puppy has already been put to sleep
3)  Enjoy the heartbreak
 
2013-07-29 01:41:41 PM

obamadidcoke: brimed03: obamadidcoke: If you can't take care of a dog don't get one.
Your desire to go kill brown people is not an excuse to make people pick up after you.

Suck it up and drive on Nancy boy.

0/10

The rookie trolls are out today.

Totally serious, I love dogs and I have had them most all of my life. I did not have one when I served in the Army because I knew that I would not be able to take care of it.

This d-bag wants us all to feel sorry for him because he wanted to go play soldier and he expected his friend to take care of his dog until he came back. Tough titty. it's a volunteer Army nobody made him go, so fark him.

/So, Suck it-the-fark-up and drive on and be happy that the dog found a person that wouldn't abandon him just so that person could get his rocks off riding around in a humv and killing people who pose no threat to him.


This is why most vets and many groomers have a boarding service.  While I was in the Air Force (har har, get the laughing out of your system) I had to board my dog for months at a time, but he was worth it to me to pay to have him somewhere with a contract to take care of him for me.  Also, since it seems being in the military is evidence of a desire to kill brown people, what made you quit?  You seem misanthropic enough to enjoy killing just about anyone if you can do it with no consequences.
 
2013-07-29 01:54:19 PM

ChipNASA: His friend should be shot. With a dog that shoots bees out of his mouth.


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/finally get to use my old photoshop!
 
2013-07-29 02:15:56 PM
Wtf, don't they teach you how to kill in basic training?
 
2013-07-29 02:56:53 PM

Arumat: obamadidcoke: brimed03: obamadidcoke: If you can't take care of a dog don't get one.
Your desire to go kill brown people is not an excuse to make people pick up after you.

Suck it up and drive on Nancy boy.

0/10

The rookie trolls are out today.

Totally serious, I love dogs and I have had them most all of my life. I did not have one when I served in the Army because I knew that I would not be able to take care of it.

This d-bag wants us all to feel sorry for him because he wanted to go play soldier and he expected his friend to take care of his dog until he came back. Tough titty. it's a volunteer Army nobody made him go, so fark him.

/So, Suck it-the-fark-up and drive on and be happy that the dog found a person that wouldn't abandon him just so that person could get his rocks off riding around in a humv and killing people who pose no threat to him.

This is why most vets and many groomers have a boarding service.  While I was in the Air Force (har har, get the laughing out of your system) I had to board my dog for months at a time, but he was worth it to me to pay to have him somewhere with a contract to take care of him for me.  Also, since it seems being in the military is evidence of a desire to kill brown people, what made you quit?  You seem misanthropic enough to enjoy killing just about anyone if you can do it with no consequences.


I lack the desire to kill my fellow human beings for Americorp® even ashats like this whiney soldier.
 
2013-07-29 03:32:45 PM

kemosabe: What a completely dick of a friend.  Or I should say former friend.  That is so low.


maybe they had to do it cause the woman had a vision that he'd shoot up the apartment if he came home and teh dawg was still there
 
2013-07-29 03:49:05 PM
There's two sides to every story and I've learned not to trust crap like this when I haven't heard both. However, if what this guys says is true then chalk it up to a learning experience, next time pay for a proper kennel facility.
 
2013-07-29 10:28:26 PM
They played the pronoun game with the "friend" in the article. That leads me to believe it was his gf or whatever. This is why you don't piss off your lovers. They know how to hurt you the worst.
 
2013-07-29 10:29:07 PM

ReapTheChaos: There's two sides to every story and I've learned not to trust crap like this when I haven't heard both. However, if what this guys says is true then chalk it up to a learning experience, next time pay for a proper kennel facility.


From November - June? On a soldier's pay? You're insane.
 
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