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(The Sun)   Why shoot a bicyclist when you can just poke him with a stick? (Warning: slightly graphic)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 24
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2013-07-29 10:20:53 AM
devo.nicostudio.ca

The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in the end he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick!
 
2013-07-29 11:07:15 AM
bike ka-bob...
 
2013-07-29 11:10:45 AM
I'll be sure to knock bicyclists off their bicycles with my car in order to protect them from this splintery menace.
 
2013-07-29 11:14:40 AM
What I expected:

i1.ytimg.com


pic is borrowed
 
2013-07-29 11:15:22 AM
trifecta in play

fat bottom girls make the rockin world go round
 
2013-07-29 11:18:12 AM
If we can't expect cyclists to follow the Pauli Exclusion Principle, why do we bother expecting them to follow simple traffic guidelines?

/The Pan Mass Challenge goes by my house this Saturday morning.  I'm accepting any and all cyclist taunting requests.
//I'm really just going to encourage them on
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-07-29 11:19:38 AM
He needs to learn to share the road better.
 
2013-07-29 11:21:41 AM
img.gawkerassets.com

Stick around...
 
2013-07-29 11:22:12 AM
i'd rather as little contact as possible with cyclists.  so i always advocate they use the bike lanes and boulevards provided and stay the hell off the main arteries in town.

as for cyclists in the countryside who are part of the peloton: it's bad enough you are on a winding  road with no shoulder, but riding side by side?? are you just trying to 'catch a case' ?

/my city now wants "road diets" - meaning any surface street with two lanes in each direction is on the slate to give up a lane for all the cyclists & all the commerce they transport.
//hate my city sometimes
///ironic portland slashies
 
2013-07-29 11:22:37 AM

Nana's Vibrator


/The Pan Mass Challenge goes by my house this Saturday morning. I'm accepting any and all cyclist taunting requests.


Install a new speed bump overnight by securing 2x4s to the street with large spikes.


do not do this
 
2013-07-29 11:38:32 AM

Nana's Vibrator: If we can't expect cyclists to follow the Pauli Exclusion Principle, why do we bother expecting them to follow simple traffic guidelines?

/The Pan Mass Challenge goes by my house this Saturday morning.  I'm accepting any and all cyclist taunting requests.
//I'm really just going to encourage them on


Just watch some cyclocross videos for inspiration. Maybe give them a bit of "God Hates Cry Babies"  http://vimeo.com/43947788

2:22 in... bonus!
 
2013-07-29 11:39:45 AM
A few more scars there and,
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
there can be only one.

/passing resemblence?
 
2013-07-29 12:02:03 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: do not do this


you're showing scars from banninations past and a (likely involuntary) mastery of the posting rules

waterrockets:  2:22 in... bonus!

And you...NSFW!  But a great video and idea nonetheless.  I can do "god hates crybabies" and  I might be able to get my neighbor to take off her shirt.  But she's crazy and a drinker.  And 60-something and 200-something pounds, achieving the Humpty upper body / toothpick thin varicose veiny legs look.
And gents, she's single!
 
2013-07-29 12:04:51 PM
She's totally cry baby quality. Do. It.
 
2013-07-29 12:08:00 PM
Wooden want to be that poor sap right now.
 
2013-07-29 12:09:34 PM

Nana's Vibrator


you're showing scars from banninations past and a (likely involuntary) mastery of the posting rules


*boggle*

I've never received the banhammer and somehow managed to parse the rules all on my own, voluntarily.

What I'm showing is a modicum of common sense.
 
2013-07-29 12:37:39 PM
'Andrew Wood'

Good thing his name wasn't Andrew Steel... or Andrew Chain Saw.
 
2013-07-29 12:50:51 PM
Nana's Vibrator:
/The Pan Mass Challenge goes by my house this Saturday morning.  I'm accepting any and all cyclist taunting requests.
//I'm really just going to encourage them on


Going to be the spokesman?
Celebrating Mass?
 
2013-07-29 01:23:02 PM
He's a video of a guy on a dirtbike getting his face impaled: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ImuTpUYa-4

/relevant
 
2013-07-29 02:32:45 PM
He's lucky it wasn't a banana...

gnews.com

... or a pineapple.

/thought my number was up on that one
 
GBB
2013-07-29 04:33:02 PM

porcupine tree: 'Andrew Wood'

Good thing his name wasn't Andrew Steel... or Andrew Chain Saw.


Andrew Hammer
 
2013-07-29 06:12:35 PM
i.imgur.com

Showing off his 15-inch wood.

/line forms to the right, Farkettes.
 
2013-07-29 06:17:03 PM
Chicks dig scars

/cyclist
 
2013-07-29 08:46:34 PM

waterrockets: Nana's Vibrator: If we can't expect cyclists to follow the Pauli Exclusion Principle, why do we bother expecting them to follow simple traffic guidelines?

/The Pan Mass Challenge goes by my house this Saturday morning.  I'm accepting any and all cyclist taunting requests.
//I'm really just going to encourage them on

Just watch some cyclocross videos for inspiration. Maybe give them a bit of "God Hates Cry Babies"  http://vimeo.com/43947788

2:22 in... bonus!


Yes please.  Take her all sweaty.
 
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