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2013-07-29 09:15:31 AM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 10:38:40 AM  

After some great feedback last week, I have made another  revision to item #3 on the checklist, and I have also added a  new item #21.  Enjoy, folks!  Now, hit my music!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly troll we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Pretty Ref is stalked by KellyKellyKelly
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA!(but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) Last APP Reference Standing
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla.  That's just Tony making his 'meh' face".
22)   BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2013-07-29 10:54:55 AM  
UPDATED #fWc TWITTER LIST 07/24/2013

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla - @BobbyandGorilla
CapnPlaty - @ChrisCarlisle
clintster - @clintster
Dagrin - @DagrinRDM
Dougie AXP - @Dougie_AXP
Eddie T. Head - @MatthewJans
Eddievercetti - @eddievercetti
FingFangFark - @FingFangFark
Fisty Bum - @mrbryane
globalwarmingpraiser - @gwpfarker
Grand_Moff_Joseph - @Grand_Moff_Joseph
hachimaki2234 - @superdonjuanson
hundreddollarman - @FakeEmmanuel
IAmTheTagTeamChampions - @NXJ13
Igor Jakovsky - @TCGator97
Karate Explosion - @x_prozak_x
LucklessWonder - @lost_limey
MagSeven - @magseven27
My Lip Balm Addiction - @UWBushtit
Representative of the Unwashed Masses - @Canada_Smartass

Rhames - @BlitzerRhames
Russ Feingold's Brass Balls - @khabi715
Sallyjuneabigailmay - @PlayerIchi
Sbdolan - @sbdolan
Shining Wizard - @SlicedBread02
Supercampion - @alexaitis
tbaughm - @blkholesun
Tenor Reaper - @darksaiyajin_26
Tripleoak - @hulkpez
Vebaltoxin - @whiskysagemusic
Wellbred Hillbilly - @ViennaFire
WippitGuud - @wippitguud


Anyone else, add yourself, if you're in a faction and I'll update. You follow us, we'll follow you!
When using Twitter use #fWc To view current list click on my fark name Supercampion
 
2013-07-29 10:58:15 AM  
I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO THE PARTY TONIGHT SO I'LL JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 11:25:24 AM  
I read the spoilers but I am still gonna watch

I loves me some good wrestling and WWE has been getting their groove back.

Unlike TNA which really I gave up all hope on a while ago
 
2013-07-29 12:44:17 PM  
From the mind of Big E Langston:

What has your life become? Where are your legal guardians?!? "@clparty: I just want @BigELangston to harass me like he does to the divas."

My octogenarian friends thank you. "@sailorswayze: A @BigELangston inspired cross stitch is something that exists. http://twitter.com/sailorswayze/status/361272843843031040/photo/1pic.t witter.com/8s55GzZuc9 "

If any of my tweets are offensive, I was obviously hacked & I'm aggressively tracking down the perp as we speak.

Yo, @KaitlynWWE. Can I...I mean "we"...bury the hatchet? I'd like to plan a "get together" to discuss our "friction."

and of course:

What's her back porch like? Her trunk spacious? These are euphemisms. "@deemer_gh: u want a psycho girlfriend, I can hook u up with my ex"
 
2013-07-29 12:46:32 PM  
Good morning, fWc!

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 12:47:43 PM  
We are also at 12 teams, if you want to join the Fark Fantasy Football League (I think one of four of them), here is the yahoo one: Link

I think that should work, if not, let me know. We have 8 more spots before maxing at 20.
 
2013-07-29 01:03:46 PM  
derpicdn.net
 
2013-07-29 01:08:17 PM  
FirstNationalBastard:

THIS is why I love you! I don't care if you made this or found it, that brings teh lulz!
 
2013-07-29 01:44:10 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard:

THIS is why I love you! I don't care if you made this or found it, that brings teh lulz!


Here's Jerry "The King" Pony and his date for the evening...

i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 01:58:35 PM  

Supercampion: I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO THE PARTY TONIGHT SO I'LL JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY:
[i.imgur.com image 850x456]


lol, that's pretty slick!  Nice work.  :)
 
2013-07-29 01:59:48 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO THE PARTY TONIGHT SO I'LL JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY:
[i.imgur.com image 850x456]

lol, that's pretty slick!  Nice work.  :)


i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 02:10:44 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 02:13:29 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]


Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D
 
2013-07-29 02:14:17 PM  
www.wrestleenigma.com
 
2013-07-29 02:14:34 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D


Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"
 
2013-07-29 02:27:50 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


Damn you, I almost spat soda on my monitor!  :D
 
2013-07-29 02:46:02 PM  

Fiction Fan: [www.wrestleenigma.com image 400x300]


Wrestling is one of those things that get 1000+ comments in 3 hours, so apparently a lot of people do care
 
2013-07-29 02:57:08 PM  

Fiction Fan: [www.wrestleenigma.com image 400x300] "OH MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES."


JUST GO AHEAD AND ASK WHY THIS ISNT IN THE ENTERTAINMENT TAB SO WE CAN CROSS A FEW OF OUR CHECKLIST THINGS OFF. THANKS JERKY.
 
2013-07-29 02:58:16 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO THE PARTY TONIGHT SO I'LL JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY:
[i.imgur.com image 850x456]

lol, that's pretty slick!  Nice work.  :)


FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Supercampion: I'M GOING TO BE LATE TO THE PARTY TONIGHT SO I'LL JUST GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY:
[i.imgur.com image 850x456]

lol, that's pretty slick!  Nice work.  :)

[i6.photobucket.com image 500x376]


THANKS GUYS. AND ALSO THANKS OBAMA.
 
2013-07-29 03:06:49 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


Uh... why is everyone looking at me?
 
2013-07-29 03:12:18 PM  
I AM ALSO JUST GOING TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY AS WELL.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 03:14:32 PM  
FYI,

Ahmed Johnson on Pat Patterson:

"Not so cool. He likes guys you know, I don't have a problem with that, that's cool. But when you start pushing guys based on who has the sexiest ass to you, I have a problem with that. I'm telling you this as a respect point, I'm gonna be honest, he was gay, there's no secret about it. He did do some things that are unmentionable. He made certain wrestlers do certain things to get pushed in certain positions. That was his thing. He was a bully, a gay bully. The casting couch type thing but with males not females."
 
2013-07-29 03:21:51 PM  

TheManofPA: FYI,

Ahmed Johnson on Pat Patterson:

"Not so cool. He likes guys you know, I don't have a problem with that, that's cool. But when you start pushing guys based on who has the sexiest ass to you, I have a problem with that. I'm telling you this as a respect point, I'm gonna be honest, he was gay, there's no secret about it. He did do some things that are unmentionable. He made certain wrestlers do certain things to get pushed in certain positions. That was his thing. He was a bully, a gay bully. The casting couch type thing but with males not females."


I hear Pat Patterson created the Royal Rumble because he couldn't take 30 guys all at once, but 30 guys entering one at a time just seemed natural to him.
 
2013-07-29 03:52:12 PM  
I WILL ALSO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY FOR TONIGHT:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 03:53:46 PM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"

Uh... why is everyone looking at me?


Because you're adorable? >_>'
 
2013-07-29 03:58:00 PM  

Supercampion: I AM ALSO JUST GOING TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY AS WELL.

[i.imgur.com image 748x498]


HHH ain't the only one with a hammer...

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 04:24:28 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"



I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66
 
2013-07-29 04:26:40 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard:

THIS is why I love you! I don't care if you made this or found it, that brings teh lulz!

Here's Jerry "The King" Pony and his date for the evening...

[i6.photobucket.com image 745x535]


Awww... now that's cute.  ;-)
 
2013-07-29 04:46:30 PM  

Captain Steroid: Supercampion: I AM ALSO JUST GOING TO GET THIS OUT OF THE WAY AS WELL.

[i.imgur.com image 748x498]

HHH ain't the only one with a hammer...

[i1182.photobucket.com image 390x254]


I can see it now:

HHH vs. Applebloom - first to score a hit with a hammer wins the match.

/I've got 5 bits on Applebloom
 
2013-07-29 04:47:52 PM  

Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard:

THIS is why I love you! I don't care if you made this or found it, that brings teh lulz!

Here's Jerry "The King" Pony and his date for the evening...

[i6.photobucket.com image 745x535]

Awww... now that's cute.  ;-)


Aw geez, you're here already?  Now I have to hide the blackjack & hookers.  :(

/lulz
//old skool fwc
 
2013-07-29 04:55:02 PM  

Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66


As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

i1182.photobucket.com

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]
 
2013-07-29 04:59:27 PM  

Captain Steroid: As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 05:02:26 PM  

Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]



I wouldn't get your hopes up too high just yet...

/Mwahahahaha
//lulz
 
2013-07-29 05:04:22 PM  

Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]


ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?
 
2013-07-29 05:05:41 PM  

Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?


I told him to put down the Vodak, but Redacted made him drink more of it.  :D
 
2013-07-29 05:07:41 PM  
Botched the Fantasy link earlier, but figured I'd put it in here for FWC people since I put it in the FF thread that has been green: Link

Mizark-related team names appreciated.
 
2013-07-29 05:08:25 PM  

Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?


Drunk pony is drunk?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 05:13:52 PM  

Jetskimoo: Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?

Drunk pony is drunk?

[i.imgur.com image 734x550]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-29 05:31:15 PM  

Captain Steroid: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"

Uh... why is everyone looking at me?

Because you're adorable? >_>'


Only when I have my finger on the PShop button, lulz
 
2013-07-29 05:37:09 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?

Drunk pony is drunk?

[i.imgur.com image 734x550]

[i.chzbgr.com image 480x319]


i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 05:42:25 PM  

Captain Steroid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?

Drunk pony is drunk?

[i.imgur.com image 734x550]

[i.chzbgr.com image 480x319]

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x281]


Does that mean it's Epic Cupcake Time?


/more frosting!
//and Applejack Daniels
 
2013-07-29 05:43:51 PM  

Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]


i1263.photobucket.com

But this was my reaction to most of the old Warrior promo clips I have seen
 
2013-07-29 05:50:54 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?

Drunk pony is drunk?

[i.imgur.com image 734x550]

[i.chzbgr.com image 480x319]

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x281]

Does that mean it's Epic Cupcake Time?


/more frosting!
//and Applejack Daniels


MOAR SUGAR! XD

i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-29 05:54:33 PM  

ShiningWizard: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

[i1263.photobucket.com image 321x290]

But this was my reaction to most of the old Warrior promo clips I have seen


What, are you not old enough to have been around for the Warrior's heyday?

Lemme tellya something, brother, The Warrior was great!

...for an 8-year-old.

Now, I realize the Warrior sucked. But, he had a few good matches when it counted. Hulk vs. Warrior was Pat Patterson's best match ever, and Warrior vs. Savage at Wrestlemania VII was epic.

/and Warrior vs. GGGagne at WM XII is, in retrospect, one of the finest Wrestlemania moments ever.
 
2013-07-29 06:08:52 PM  

Captain Steroid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Captain Steroid: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Jetskimoo: Supercampion: Captain Steroid: Jetskimoo: FirstNationalBastard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FirstNationalBastard: [derpicdn.net image 425x518]

Can we get one that says "Neigh, Neigh, Neigh"?  :D

Better would be for someone to make a Big Mac that says "Nope, Nope, Nope"


I did a GIS for this and although it's kinda poorly done, GIS did not disappoint.  :)  (Sorry - the link was a little flaky and I couldn't get the picture to insert directly in my post so had to insert just a hyperlink)

http://derpiboo.ru/29788?scope=scpec6b80e50fec2d9a239a4a674c630739eb d8 eaa66

As you, Jets Kimoo, travel to the RAW DISCUSSION THREAD...

Kick down the cock pit door!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice...

Assume the controls!
Jets.
Kimoo.
Shove that control into a nose dive, Jets Kimoo!

Push yourself to total self destruction as you realize.
Jet.
Skimoo.
You are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown.

[i1182.photobucket.com image 97x100]

[loose translation: I will be claiming the Gredunza tonight. Sorry.]

ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?

Drunk pony is drunk?

[i.imgur.com image 734x550]

[i.chzbgr.com image 480x319]

[i1182.photobucket.com image 500x281]

Does that mean it's Epic Cupcake Time?


/more frosting!
//and Applejack Daniels

MOAR SUGAR! XD

[i1182.photobucket.com image 133x100]


Hay bacon strips
Hay bacon strips
Hay bacon strips
Hay bacon strips
 
2013-07-29 06:11:27 PM  
SPOILER ALERT:

I've obtained a leaked copy of the next few episodes of Total Divas.  I don't know if they're true on not, but I certainly buy it.

Episode 2:  Daniel Bryan has been waxing nostalgic about his time on the independent circuit, so Brie Bella goes on Twitter and invites all his friends to fly out Daniel's home in Aberdeen, Washington that weekend for a big party.  Brie and Nikki go the whole nine yards and put together a tremendous spread, only to be devastated when no one shows up.  After Daniel explains to the girls that not every wrestler starts out making six figures in their very first wrestling gig, the Bellas understand the opportunity they have as Divas.  With special guests Paul London and Brian Kendrick as the stoners living in Daniel Bryan's basement.

Episode 3:  It's time for the rookie Divas to meet the boys in the locker room and immediately Eva Marie and Jo-Jo are put to the test.  They're forced to name all the wrestlers in the locker room while Randy Orton squats over their bags, waiting for the first mistake.  It's a messy end for the girls as they stare blankly at John Cena for five minutes.  The rookies learn that it's tough being the new girls, but their never say die toughness and ironclad contracts with E! give them resolve to carry on.  With Special Guest Shawn Waltman as Orton's backup pooper.

Episode 4:  Cameron's boyfriend still can't get over his beef with Brodus Clay and he finally takes a swing at the big man backstage.  While loading her boyfriend into the ambulance, Cameron complains to Vince McMahon about how rude Brodus Clay has been to her.  Cameron learns an important lesson about where women stand in the WWE and receives the best of luck in her future endeavors.  With special guest John Morrison as Cameron's advisor on life after the WWE for those whose significant others cost them their jobs.

Episode 5:  For the first time in her career, Naomi is on her own and looks to make her mark in the Diva's division.  Watch as Naomi prepares for her first title match against WWE Diva's Champion AJ Lee, proving herself to be rather good in the ring despite being coached to focus around a butt based offensive attack and the heartbreak as she loses and slides into obscurity with Tamina.  With Special Guest Colt Cabana as Naomi's coach in the proper form for the Flying Asshole.

Episode 6:  After E! discovers Eva Marie and Jo-Jo are the least liked Divas on the show, they leave the WWE for their home planet and die along the way.  WWE Head of Creative Stephanie McMahon and Head of Talent Relations Jane Whatshername fly to Florida and watch the ladies of NXT to find replacements on the roster.  The boss is impressed by the talent and the strong, unique personalities on display at NXT and looks to be close to calling up fan favorites Paige and Emma, but ultimately decides to hire a couple of 19 year old swimsuit models in a spank magazine she found in John Laurinaitis' desk.  With Special Guest Sarah Del Rey as the trainer who receives no credit throughout the show.

Episode 7:  Nikki Bella has fallen head over heels in love with John Cena and wants to be with him for the rest of her life.  Despite his repeated insistence that he's not ready to get married again after his divorce, Nikki continues to push the issue on a daily basis.  Finally, Nikki pushes the issue too far and John Cena loses his cool.  Nikki learns the importance of where women stand in the WWE and is wished the best of luck in her future endeavors.  With Special Guest Star Dr. Shelby as John Cena's anger management counselor.

Episode 8:  Nattie Neidhart has been frustrated with her role in the company and having to train ANOTHER set of rookie Divas while balancing her relationship with new husband Tyson Kidd.  However, her constant whining and negativity is causing a strain on her relationships at home and at work.  After Tyson reminds her she got more TV time as Girl Farting than he did in all of 2011 AND 2012, Nattie pauses for a moment of reflection and realizes her attitude and sense of entitlement in being a second generation star may be holding her back.  Watch as Nattie wins the SHIMMER World Title after being released later that week in a cost cutting measure.  With Special Guest Star Jim Neidhart as Nattie's wacky father on the lam.

Episode 9:  With ratings in the tank, Stephanie McMahon steps in to the limelight and shows the world what a true Diva is all about.  Come inside the McMahon-Levesque home as we get 30 minutes of non-stop Stephanie and HHH, with loveable grandpa Vince and grandma Linda spoiling the little ones.  With Special Guest Star Shane McMahon as the McMahon we don't mind seeing because he's not constantly on our TV or running for office.

Episode 10:  Stay tuned for a repeat of the episode of Keeping With the Kardashians that you just saw as E! kills time until their next reality series is finished.  Keep it on E! for Amanda Bynes:  All That Psychotherapy, coming this fall.
 
2013-07-29 06:25:32 PM  
If "Meh" Tony wasn't enough for you, I introduce Loser Tony

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-29 06:28:17 PM  
IS THIS A THREAD OR A FARKING MY LITTLE CLOPPER CONVENTION, I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS CRAP. GO CLOP SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU LITTLE EQUINE VERMIN. I CAME HERE TO TALK ABOUT HEEL THINGS AND DO HEEL THINGS, NOT TO READ ABOUT SOME APPLEJACK'S RICE KRISPY RAINBOW IT DOESN'T MATTER CLOPPERS LIFE STORY.
 
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