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(Daily Mail)   Autotune engineers brace for employment surge as Paris Hilton threatens the recording industry with another solo album   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-07-29 12:19:33 PM
"Solo album"? What band was she a part of, subby?
 
2013-07-29 12:20:49 PM
She is the very defintion of vapid.
 
2013-07-29 12:32:30 PM
who?
 
2013-07-29 12:47:05 PM
As opposed to her prior ensemble collaboration?
 
2013-07-29 12:55:31 PM
I'm more likely to spend money on another sex tape from her.

/still infinitesimal chances but astronomically greater nonetheless
 
2013-07-29 12:58:44 PM
This album is going to blow.
 
2013-07-29 01:57:56 PM
It would be hard to top "The gods are crazy! The stars are blind! Show me yours and I'll show you mine!"
 
2013-07-29 04:02:16 PM
Well, I'm glad it's a solo record.  Hopefully she sings so-low we can't hear her.

/ba-dum pshh.
 
2013-07-29 04:28:02 PM

Badafuco: Well, I'm glad it's a solo record.  Hopefully she sings so-low we can't hear her.

/ba-dum pshh.


♫Nobody knows the trouble I've seen. Nobody knows but Jesus.♫
 
2013-07-29 04:33:38 PM

Dwight_Yeast: "Solo album"? What band was she a part of, subby?


She was in The Ramones.
 
2013-07-29 04:56:38 PM
Believe it or not Paris Hilton can actually sing. She is not great, by any means, but she is no worse than Taylor Swift in the vocal department.
 
2013-07-29 04:57:20 PM
Somewhere, Paul Oakenfold is shopping for a new boat, Ferrari and home with the money from all the production this album is going to take
 
2013-07-29 05:19:57 PM

Dwight_Yeast: "Solo album"? What band was she a part of, subby?


Herpie Herp and the Herptones.
 
2013-07-29 05:36:22 PM
2 hours of slurping sounds does not an album make.
 
2013-07-29 06:06:53 PM
An instructor of mine in school did the auto tune for her first album. I don't recall him looking back on those sessions as much fun. In fact, I think he had some opinions on her talent that didn't reflect well.
 
mhd
2013-07-29 06:20:32 PM
I wonder how Florence Foster Jenkins would do nowadays...
 
2013-07-29 08:26:36 PM
Of all the things I enjoy seeing her do with her mouth, singing isn't one of them.
 
2013-07-29 09:45:01 PM

strangeguitar: She is the very defintion of vapid.


I'm surprised she hasn't tried to market a fragrance named "Vapid", honestly.

worlddan: Believe it or not Paris Hilton can actually sing. She is not great, by any means, but she is no worse than Taylor Swift in the vocal department.


Believe it or not, the majority of folks that have worked with her apparently say otherwise.
 
2013-07-29 10:03:53 PM

Doctor Funfrock: An instructor of mine in school did the auto tune for her first album. I don't recall him looking back on those sessions as much fun. In fact, I think he had some opinions on her talent that didn't reflect well.


There were more producers on that album than there were tracks.  Who was your instructor?
 
kab
2013-07-29 10:44:50 PM
And she'll make far more from it than countless talented bands.

The joys of having more disposable income than skill, and the listener base to support it.
 
2013-07-30 03:42:59 AM

Thunderboy: Doctor Funfrock: An instructor of mine in school did the auto tune for her first album. I don't recall him looking back on those sessions as much fun. In fact, I think he had some opinions on her talent that didn't reflect well.

There were more producers on that album than there were tracks.  Who was your instructor?


6 producers actually

Last Taylor Swift album - 7 producers + TS
Last Lady Gaga album - 8 producers + LG
Last P!nk album - 12 producers
 
2013-07-30 02:57:05 PM

LewDux: There were more producers on that album than there were tracks.  Who was your instructor?

6 producers actually

Last Taylor Swift album - 7 producers + TS
Last Lady Gaga album - 8 producers + LG
Last P!nk album - 12 producers


Why would they possibly need that many producers?
 
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