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(One Million Moms)   How upset are "One Million Moms" over the Discovery Channel show "Naked and Afraid"? They're afraid to even spell out the word "naked" in their hysterical warning to parents   (onemillionmoms.com) divider line 145
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2013-07-29 12:35:54 AM
FTFA: A couple of episodes have aired which show them uncovered, blurring out frontal body parts but never blurring out their backsides.

(*Gasp!*) Ass cracks? On cable TV? The horror!
 
2013-07-29 12:37:05 AM
FTFA: family will not be tuning into their network to avoid being exposed to n*dity

I think he goes by just Sean Combs now, and has really tamed his image from his days with Biggy.  You should give him a chance.
 
2013-07-29 12:38:21 AM
I thought it was Nuked and Afraid. Glad they cleared that up.
 
2013-07-29 12:38:58 AM
When is it on?
 
2013-07-29 12:40:21 AM
FTFA: Please send Discovery Channel an email letter urging they cancel this offensive show "Naked And Afraid" immediately. Let them know the program is inappropriate and even the commercials are offensive, and so until the program is pulled your family will not be tuning into their network to avoid being exposed to n*dity when there is more suitable, family-friendly entertainment available.

Is this some kind of troll sh*it? They can't be serious.

"Exposed to n*dity"? Seriously, do these "One Million Moms" people bathe with their clothes on?
 
2013-07-29 12:44:06 AM
Or as we know it....n*kkid
 
2013-07-29 12:59:57 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Please send Discovery Channel an email letter urging they cancel this offensive show "Naked And Afraid" immediately. Let them know the program is inappropriate and even the commercials are offensive, and so until the program is pulled your family will not be tuning into their network to avoid being exposed to n*dity when there is more suitable, family-friendly entertainment available.

Is this some kind of troll sh*it? They can't be serious.

"Exposed to n*dity"? Seriously, do these "One Million Moms" people bathe with their clothes on?


You know, you could always just tune to different shows anyway and let those who want to watch it, watch it.

Maybe we need to start a kickstarter to buy one million dildos for One Million Moms, they certainly seem like they could use some release.
 
2013-07-29 05:22:27 AM
Another AFA front. They are just Christian zealots acting under the guise of motherhood.
 
2013-07-29 06:41:07 AM
Can we stop calling them One Million Moms? They're actually Bryan Fischer and a Fleshlight in front of a computer with MS word open.

PreMortem: Another AFA front. They are just Christian zealots acting under the guise of motherhood.


THIS.

This is not a grass-roots group. They are NOT "mothers". It is a front set up by the AFA to promote theocratic principles and "Christian" censorship of media and companies.
 
2013-07-29 07:10:54 AM
I've seen worst on Cartoon Network.
 
2013-07-29 07:10:55 AM
The fact that Discovery has begun forcing these poor people to watch their channel under threat of death is absolutely terrible.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-29 07:12:02 AM
Soooo "naked" as been censored?

How do these "moms" have their vagina clown car kids?  Do they do their farking through a whole in a sheet?
 
2013-07-29 07:12:44 AM
God can't see through your clothes unless you are a slut.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-07-29 07:12:49 AM

d23: Soooo "naked" as been censored?

How do these "moms" have their vagina clown car kids?  Do they do their farking through a whole in a sheet?


what the fark is that?  I need more coffee...
 
2013-07-29 07:14:02 AM
W*ll, y*u h*ve t* b* c*ref*l. F*rst n*ked, th*n n*dity, th*n y*ur k*ds w*ll l*arn w*rds l*ke re*d *nd wr*te, *nd m*ybe ev*n th*nk! Th*y'll d* dr*gs, l*sten t* r*ck m*sic, *nd w*rsh*p S*t*n!
 
2013-07-29 07:16:13 AM

d23: Soooo "naked" as been censored?

How do these "moms" have their vagina clown car kids?  Do they do their farking through a whole in a sheet?


If your nudity vagina clown car caught sayof, nobody got time to learn how are babby formed.
 
2013-07-29 07:16:29 AM

d23: Soooo "naked" as been censored?

How do these "moms" have their vagina clown car kids?  Do they do their farking through a whole in a sheet?


Hint: They don't. Because they're not moms. They're a couple guys down in Tupelo, MS on the American Family Association Payroll.
 
2013-07-29 07:16:54 AM
I like kickstarter idea.
Let's send them bushels of apples. One bushel for each of them. Invite them to join the enlightenment.
 
2013-07-29 07:22:29 AM
I would like to meet the legal team at Discovery who thought it would be a good idea to drop 2 naked people in the jungle for 3 weeks. Nothing bad could happen, right?

I can't imagine the waiver these contestants had to sign.
 
2013-07-29 07:23:38 AM

vernonFL: would like to meet the legal team at Discovery who thought it would be a good idea to drop 2 naked people in the jungle for 3 weeks. Nothing bad could happen, right?

I can't imagine the waiver these contestants had to sign.


They're in the same amount of "danger" as Bear Grylls is when he's filming. I.e. just out of the shot, there's a cooler with sandwiches and ice cold lemonade.
 
2013-07-29 07:34:00 AM
I think a show called Naked and Unafraid would be much more compelling to watch.
 
2013-07-29 07:42:10 AM
Thanks one million moms, I now have something to add to my DVR for sundays.
 
2013-07-29 07:45:07 AM

This is the pre-written email the AFA wants you to send to Discovery.  Remember, don't change any of the text, that would be wrong:


As a parent and a member of OneMillionMoms.com, I am highly offended by your network's decision to produce and air the new program "Naked And Afraid." Your decision is disrespectful to me personally and to my family. Your program "Naked And Afraid" is soft porn, and I find it extremely irresponsible for a network with your reputation to air this filth.

Discovery should be ashamed to air nudity and then call it entertainment. In fact, having a naked cast is the basis for fifty percent of the show. Even though the frontal body parts are blurred out, it is not good enough since the backside is not blurred and showing so much skin is considered soft porn.
If Discovery continues to use such poor taste and inappropriate programming choices, my family will no longer watch your network in order to avoid this show and the commercials for the program. There are more suitable choices for my family to select from.
I look forward to hearing from you regarding my concern.

 
2013-07-29 07:48:46 AM

hardinparamedic: vernonFL: would like to meet the legal team at Discovery who thought it would be a good idea to drop 2 naked people in the jungle for 3 weeks. Nothing bad could happen, right?

I can't imagine the waiver these contestants had to sign.

They're in the same amount of "danger" as Bear Grylls is when he's filming. I.e. just out of the shot, there's a cooler with sandwiches and ice cold lemonade.


Agreed, its all for show and they are in absolutely minimal danger, still there's a chance a poisonous snake could come up and bite but thats about the limit of the danger. Reality is if they were really going in a jungle by themselves with no survival gear then they would end up having a million life insurance policies along with waivers saying "If we get hurt and die, the network is not liable".  There is no way in hell the TV show is going to cover that much medical expenses because its almost guaranteed that these idiots will get hurt..

Now Dual Survivor is a different story, these are two professionally trained guys who know the danger and having far more skills to pull it off by themselves, however every other jack and jill? not likely.
 
2013-07-29 07:50:25 AM
I used the One Million Moms form to send Discovery Channel a nice email. I figured it was the least I could do even though I'll never really watch their channel.
 
2013-07-29 07:51:27 AM

vernonFL: I would like to meet the legal team at Discovery who thought it would be a good idea to drop 2 naked people in the jungle for 3 weeks. Nothing bad could happen, right?

I can't imagine the waiver these contestants had to sign.


I've been watching the shows.

1: Unattractive naked people are still unattractive. One 'survival' guy had moobs, ffs (the same moobs he tried to draw attention away from by having a chestful of tattoos). And the girls could have worked in a library in the 1940s - we're not talking swimsuit sexy here.
2: Some have gotten injured (because they be dumb as fark) and have had immediate medical attention.
3: I conclude they are in as much danger as me going for a walk in my garden.
 
2013-07-29 07:53:49 AM
Everything is blurred. Stupid show.
 
2013-07-29 08:00:05 AM
This show is slightly ahead of the Kardashians on shows I won't ever watch.  If I want porn in the wild, I'll google it.
 
2013-07-29 08:00:05 AM
Maybe in an upcoming episode Discovery will make the couple adopt a pet.  I suggest this:

upload.wikimedia.org


for maximum trolling of course.
 
2013-07-29 08:02:40 AM
Well this was pretty d*mb.
 
2013-07-29 08:09:01 AM
It shouldn't be boycotted for nudity. It should be boycotted because it sounds bloody awful. But, yes, the nakedness is just a cynical ploy to get you to watch crap.
 
2013-07-29 08:09:52 AM
I put on the treehouse show and was watching it with the neighbor's 8 year old. Commercial for N&A kept doming up. Bu the time his parents came home, I had him calling it Stupid and Contrived.
He learns words from me.
 
2013-07-29 08:11:34 AM
Still waiting for pictures of Million Moms' fully-clothed precious snowflake newborns.  Until then, STFU.
 
2013-07-29 08:13:09 AM

vernonFL: I would like to meet the legal team at Discovery who thought it would be a good idea to drop 2 naked people in the jungle for 3 weeks. Nothing bad could happen, right?

I can't imagine the waiver these contestants had to sign.


That was my thought too. Not too mention the hours of editing so you can censor everything. Well I think the idea of people dying from exposure would be worse.
 
2013-07-29 08:19:42 AM
In related news, I watched this show for the first time last night!

Never heard of it before.  It wasn't a good show, naked or not.  Not sure the reason for the naked part, but there you have it.

The guy drank some unfiltered water and got dysentery or something and had to leave the show.  A couple days later the girl got depressed and quit too.
 
2013-07-29 08:21:12 AM
If no one protests this show, it will just go away.  I watched an episode of it -- it's not even "watchable" reality TV.  There's literally nothing good about it.
 
2013-07-29 08:26:10 AM

But Wait There's More: This is the pre-written email the AFA wants you to send to Discovery.  Remember, don't change any of the text, that would be wrong:



As a parent and a member of OneMillionMoms.com, I am highly aroused by your network's decision to produce and air the new program "Naked And Afraid." Your decision is sensual to me personally and to my family. Your program "Naked And Afraid" is soft porn, and I find it extremely fortuitous for a network with your reputation to air this entertainment.

Discovery should be applauded to air nudity and then call it entertainment. In fact, having a naked cast is the basis for me pleasuring myself. Even though the backside is not blurred and showing so much skin, it is not good enough since the frontal body parts are blurred out to be considered good porn.
If Discovery continues to use such wonderful taste and appropriate programming choices, my family will continue to watch your network in order to view this show and the commercials for the program. There are less suitable choices for my family to select from.

I look forward to hearing from you regarding my concern.


Yes, it would be wrong.
 
2013-07-29 08:29:30 AM
While acknowledging the One Million Moms do not number one million moms, I'd still find it difficult to trust a woman who describes herself completely using the word "mom".

It's quite common in Christianity for a woman to completely revert to infantile styles of dress, wearing stupid looking denim jumpers with freaking crayons and crap on them, and being a "mom" first and a woman never. They're called Jumper Christians. Anything they say or believe is idiotic and oversimplified. Whatever this group opposes, you can safely support, even if it's an inane reality show featuring naked people.
 
2013-07-29 08:29:45 AM

PreMortem: Another AFA front. They are just Christian zealots acting under the guise of motherhood.


I'm on the "AFA Alert" list, just for fun. They spell the word "porn" as "p*rn" in their Alerts, so this doesn't surprise me.

The AFA also occasionally sends links to gay p*rn sites, so its e-mail subscribers can see for themselves how depraved and disgusting gay male sex is (always male, never female, for some reason). So to any of you guys (or gals, I guess) into hot man-on-man action, here's a head's-up: the AFA will hook you up for free.

You're welcome
 
2013-07-29 08:35:26 AM
hey moms

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2013-07-29 08:40:03 AM
I hope they never watch The Tudors....

I attempted to watch Naked and Afraid in the first couple of weeks, out of curiosity.  Blech.  It's not even well staged 'reality' tv.

And the two guys pretending to be a million moms have issues.....many, many issues.....
 
2013-07-29 08:40:37 AM
I would never watch this show on my own.

Now I'm going to DVR it and write gushing reviews for it only because it will send these vapid busy bodies into apoplexy.  Can someone release another "Twilight" or something to keep these people occupied?
 
2013-07-29 08:42:14 AM
I'm outraged that there's yet another dumb reality show coming to TV, but instead of starting an Email campaign I'll simply not watch it.
 
2013-07-29 08:42:30 AM
Do they have to drink their piss at any moment during the show?
 
2013-07-29 08:43:38 AM
I watched this show the other day, I know its cool to hate against TV and all shows except Firefly, but in all honesty it was much better done than I expected and mildly entertaining. The one thing I dont like is that the guys they pick in the episodes I've watched so far are flakes. They claim all this experience and then fail on the most basic of tasks (or common sense) where as the women "step up and show the guys how the typical male stereotype are wrong" I hope that this was random chance and not their plot point they are looking for when casting people.

Do I think it will ever be nominated for an award? No but its entertaining none the less.
 
2013-07-29 08:44:43 AM

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: A couple of episodes have aired which show them uncovered, blurring out frontal body parts but never blurring out their backsides.

(*Gasp!*) Ass cracks? On cable TV? The horror!


The correct spelling is "Ass cr*cks".
 
2013-07-29 08:47:09 AM

Candygram for Mongo: Maybe in an upcoming episode Discovery will make the couple adopt a pet.  I suggest this:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 800x597]


for maximum trolling of course.


Is that Jerry Lewis' penis?
 
2013-07-29 08:52:54 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Do they have to drink their piss at any moment during the show?


I was at Macy's yesterday and I discovered that Bear Gryls is shilling Dockers now. All I could think about was him drinking his piss for no reason.
 
2013-07-29 08:54:44 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Do they have to drink their piss at any moment during the show?


What, the contestants or OMM?
 
2013-07-29 08:59:02 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I thought it was Nuked and Afraid. Glad they cleared that up.


Ooooh like a Fallout Survival game. I'd watch the shiat outta that.
 
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