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(The Sun)   Super cute 25-year-old brunette wrestles 700-lb alligators for living: "It's kind of my niche"   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-07-28 08:40:13 PM  
You know, she IS kinda cute.
 
2013-07-28 08:46:19 PM  
And if you think her niche is bad, you should see her nephew
 
2013-07-28 09:09:47 PM  

SilentStrider: You know, she IS kinda cute.


She's a Victoria's Secret model next to most of the "super cutes" we get on this site....
 
2013-07-28 09:11:33 PM  
Hmmm, I'd like to show her my deathroll.
 
2013-07-28 09:16:32 PM  
Ashley Lawrence, 25, wrestles deadly beasts for living

Totally read that as deadly breasts.

/tonight on Discovery's Deadliest Breasts: Charlene goes overboard on the houseboat trying to wrestle a stripper pole on board. Will the intoxicated crew save her from the 82 degree water?
 
2013-07-28 09:22:01 PM  
I'd give her some gatorade.
 
2013-07-28 09:45:50 PM  
If you ever come across a crocodilian, you will find holding its snout closed child's play.

Unless you're in the water.

They don't call it the death roll for nothing.
 
2013-07-28 09:47:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: And if you think her niche is bad, you should see her nephew


After you were finished with him?

I'd rather see her sainted gash, thanks.
 
2013-07-28 09:52:06 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: If you ever come across a crocodilian, you will find holding its snout closed child's play.


That's correct, Timmy. A croc's muscles used to open his mouth are comparatively weak.
 
2013-07-28 09:59:17 PM  
I'd let her clamp her jaws down on me.

/Wait... what?
 
2013-07-28 10:24:25 PM  
I feed stray cats and bring them to my local shelter.  I should post pictures of myself holding a cat so it can't claw me.  Do you guys think I could pull off the tank top and a blazer look?
 
2013-07-28 10:40:38 PM  
Cue Hall and Oates carnivorous mashup.
 
2013-07-28 10:40:44 PM  
Wait, I think I am cracking the code.  Super cute= actually very attractive.  Smoking hot=run away
 
2013-07-28 10:41:15 PM  

SilentStrider: You know, she IS kinda cute.


Studman is that you?
 
2013-07-28 10:41:46 PM  
She's a Gator Baiter?
Has she mastered it?
 
2013-07-28 10:42:22 PM  
Red snapper...
 
2013-07-28 10:42:24 PM  
Can she eat up her weight in groceries?
 
2013-07-28 10:42:27 PM  
The Sun link + "super cute" descriptor = It's a tra-

*warily clicks on link anyway*


Huh....I stand corrected. Sobek will be very pleased with this eventual sacrifice.
 
2013-07-28 10:42:59 PM  
Go Gators!
media.peopleofwalmart.com
 
2013-07-28 10:43:18 PM  
Waiting for the follow up.  Crikey!
 
2013-07-28 10:43:48 PM  
second pic: LOOK AT ME!

But who am I to complain?
 
2013-07-28 10:44:17 PM  

Apos: The Sun link + "super cute" descriptor = It's a tra-

*warily clicks on link anyway*


Huh....I stand corrected. Sobek will be very pleased with this eventual sacrifice.


The thing is, this is about an American chick. She's not English cute, she's actual cute.
 
2013-07-28 10:44:21 PM  
Well... Damn.  She is kinda cute. Nice boobs, too. Huh. Didn't expect that.

But I'm actually wondering when the GatorBeard meme will become a thing. (CatBeards are sooo 2011. Wait. What year is this?)
 
2013-07-28 10:45:22 PM  

austin_millbarge: SilentStrider: You know, she IS kinda cute.

Studman is that you?


I am not him.
 
2013-07-28 10:45:52 PM  
She can wrestle my 700 pound gator any day, if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-28 10:46:29 PM  
Slot machines let you win just enough to keep coming back. In the end, it's still not worth playing.
 
2013-07-28 10:47:26 PM  
Gigantic photo of her with alligator: Link.
 
2013-07-28 10:50:07 PM  

ko_kyi: Wait, I think I am cracking the code.  Super cute= actually very attractive.  Smoking hot=run away

whispers: (You are right! Don't let em know you are on to the game. Smokin' = repulsive. Cute is arbitrary)
 
2013-07-28 10:52:48 PM  
CSB:

I volunteered at a zoo for an entire summer back when I was 17 or something (thought I wanted to be a zookeeper, turned out in college I hated chemistry, which is 90% of biology, so went a different route), small town, I basically worked a 9-5 with the guys. I did birds, because I like birds (and farking hate parrots now. They're assholes, every other species will either be friendly, tolerant, or leave you alone. Parrots are aggressive).

The gator guys did stuff like this. None of the other predator types would do anything remotely like that. So it's either inherent to the animal, or to the type of person who works with gators.

Also, if that's NOT super attractive, where the fark do you live? She's hot.
 
2013-07-28 10:52:50 PM  
If I were that gator, I'd see a herpetologist.
 
2013-07-28 10:53:15 PM  
I've had 1) sauteed gator tail, 2) gator sausage - both were so disgusting, so terrible, greasy and slimy, it was awful.
 
2013-07-28 10:53:32 PM  
Left arm gone, clean up to the elbow!
 
2013-07-28 10:55:08 PM  
DUH! They are MAN eaters!
Pay attention...
 
2013-07-28 10:55:22 PM  
Good for her.
 
2013-07-28 10:56:07 PM  
I'd play with her niche, if you know what I mean

/and I think you do.
 
2013-07-28 10:57:30 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Apos: The Sun link + "super cute" descriptor = It's a tra-

*warily clicks on link anyway*


Huh....I stand corrected. Sobek will be very pleased with this eventual sacrifice.

The thing is, this is about an American chick. She's not English cute, she's actual cute.


What "English Cute" looks like:
www.celebrone.com

www.thenug.com
themoviemash.com
 
2013-07-28 10:58:28 PM  
She can play with my croc.
 
2013-07-28 10:59:43 PM  
Cute.. Yep
 
2013-07-28 11:00:41 PM  
Gators are actually pretty lazy if they're well fed. The guy who gives demonstrations at Busch Gardens doesn't wrestle them but he does just walk right around a dozen or so of them and they don't move.

....not that I would have the balls this chick has mind you.
 
2013-07-28 11:04:00 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
What a cute 25 year old wrestling an alligator may look like
 
2013-07-28 11:04:14 PM  

bearded clamorer: If I were that gator, I'd see a herpetologist.


I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed the herpes mustache.
 
2013-07-28 11:08:44 PM  
I wonder how she is wrestling snakes?
 
2013-07-28 11:09:07 PM  
She is cute, subby. Nice find. Sure beats all the false "hot" headlines for a change.
/cute
//serious business
 
2013-07-28 11:14:51 PM  
I was bracing myself when I clicked expecting her to be wrestling 700 pound gators because they were in her weight class. Pleasantly surprised when this one actually was cute
 
2013-07-28 11:15:40 PM  
"Super cute 25-year-old brunette wrestles 700-lb alligators for living: "It's kind of my niche""


Mmmmmmmm. All of the regular nooks and crannies and an extra niche or two.
 
2013-07-28 11:22:23 PM  
From her FB page...Yeah...I'd let her wrestle my 'gator' if you catch my drift...

fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-07-28 11:22:34 PM  
It's all fun and games until an alligator bites your arm off.
 
2013-07-28 11:22:54 PM  
better pic
jacksonville.com
 
2013-07-28 11:23:20 PM  
I am confused by the headline. Perhaps I've read too many articles on Fark.
 
2013-07-28 11:26:09 PM  

omeganuepsilon: better pic
[jacksonville.com image 700x749]


If only that chick were naked.
 
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