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(Fox News)   A hacker named Barnaby Jack, found pace-makers easy to crack. He was scheduled to speak, so the timing it reeks. Since it looks like he might have been whacked   ( divider line
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13117 clicks; posted to Geek » on 29 Jul 2013 at 2:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-29 02:12:46 PM  
4 votes:
And a cool name worth repeating.  Doesn't sound like a computer dude.  His name is more befitting of:

Barnaby Jack committed the greatest train robbery of the 19th Century, but the law and his demise caught up to him when he and the McLennan Brothers rode horses into Dodge City etc...


Australia's greatest known pioneer through the Outback, Barnaby Jack, was killed on this day in 1910 when playing his didgeridoo too close to a group of Aborigines, etc..
2013-07-29 08:51:55 PM  
2 votes:

China White Tea: JesusJuice: And nothing of value was lost...

Really?  The guy had an amazing talent that he put to use for the benefit of others, and that's your response?

What have you done... ever?

You know those little stickers that go on bananas?

All me.
2013-07-29 04:35:04 PM  
2 votes:
While Drew was on summer vacation
The Mods had a deep inclination
To greenlight the links
About a hackers hijinks
Regardless of reiteration
2013-07-29 02:30:53 PM  
2 votes:

Alonjar: China White Tea: /I'm guessing freak heart attack or aneurysm.

I'll take that bet.  I'm going with drug overdose.

Mountain Dew and Diarrhea Pockets are scheduled drugs now?
2013-07-29 02:17:16 PM  
2 votes:

JesseL: ajgeek: A wonderful limerick, but alas it's a repeat.

So says the tag even.
2013-07-29 05:37:52 PM  
1 vote:
It's as easy as google:

Apik0r0s: It is kind of scary to think about what forces may be out there operating under the umbra of our ginormous national security apparatus. Ever wonder who the NSA (or whatever acronym we have never heard of which runs the show) subcontracts its dirty work out to? Cartels? Mid-Easterners? Who the hell knows because it's all secret.

George Washington was dead nuts on when he called out two things as what would be the downfall of this nation: foreign entanglements and the two-party system.

2013-07-29 03:11:19 PM  
1 vote: 
I read that in his voice.
2013-07-29 02:19:11 PM  
1 vote:
Those poor indian kids on the reservation who just want to eat some ice cream are going to be real sad.

/recycled story gets recycled comment
//did it even say he was whacked anywhere in TFA?
///I'm gonna take my right foot, and whop you on that side of your face
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