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(Bubblews)   'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley finds Jesus at the XXX Church and retires for good. In other news, there's a XXX Church (SFW)   (bubblews.com) divider line 30
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2013-07-28 06:11:32 PM  
13 votes:
Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.
2013-07-28 08:10:01 PM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-28 06:27:01 PM  
7 votes:

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


wait - porn or Christianity?
2013-07-28 09:31:48 PM  
6 votes:

fanbladesaresharp: Give it 10 years and then ask how she's doing. Otherwise it's like anyone else that just quit (_____insert  something something______) and found some reason to judge. There is nothing more annoying to sit and listen to than people that just quit X habit and judge Y people for doing the same.



I'm pretty sure (___insert something something___) was actually her job.
2013-07-28 10:06:48 PM  
4 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-07-28 09:18:21 PM  
4 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
2013-07-28 08:04:40 PM  
4 votes:
The site had a "too many connections" mysql error before it went down.  Much like Jenna Presley I would guess.
2013-07-28 08:40:03 PM  
3 votes:
It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.
2013-07-28 07:51:01 PM  
3 votes:
Running a XXX church is goddamn freakin' brilliant! You get the tax-free status of a church and you're surrounded by chicks who measure the amount of cock they've smoked by the mile!

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2013-07-28 06:51:22 PM  
3 votes:

dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


The boobs or the Christianity?
2013-07-29 08:31:32 AM  
2 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Didn't she retire months ago?


i.imgur.com
2013-07-28 08:41:45 PM  
2 votes:

Zombie DJ: It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.


Have you watched porn?  She takes the chalice halfway down her throat and makes gagging sounds.
2013-07-28 08:38:10 PM  
2 votes:
If this is all a marketing ploy to launch male chastity cock locks I will buy 5 on principle.
2013-07-28 08:36:18 PM  
2 votes:
Who?

I much prefer porn where some guy pretends to roam around some European city talking "total stranger" passers-by into having sex with him for money on camera. As if any real random woman would consent to such a thing for mere money. And what's worse some of them are so good at acting they appear turned on by him too. It has to be fake: I can't even get pretty women to hold my hand in a dark theater for popcorn plus an extra $20.
2013-07-28 08:31:14 PM  
2 votes:
I guess when you scream "Oh God" night after night, you start to believe  after a while...
2013-07-28 08:01:08 PM  
2 votes:
Do I fap to this?
2013-07-28 11:32:09 PM  
1 votes:
Why do catholic girls love Jesus?
Because they heard he was hung like this *stretches arms far apart*
/How did no one make this joke yet?
2013-07-28 10:32:15 PM  
1 votes:
Rand's lacy underwear: 4 not 3

Why am I this stupid.
2013-07-28 09:17:57 PM  
1 votes:

mr0x: FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.

I don't know why people think pr0n is a bad career choice. It can actually be better than working 8 hours a day at a couple of minimum wage jobs rather than a few hours a week.

But, I guess, the actress would have to find the right balance. You end up doing strings of inter-racial DP then it's probably messed up career. You manage it right and you can retire right, make some money and have some savings, and have millions of "fans".


I think he's referring to her becoming a fundie. I agree, being a fundie really is a degrading lifestyle.

And imo, meh. She'll be forgotten before the Summer is over and some hot new 18 year old would have taken her place.
2013-07-28 08:58:49 PM  
1 votes:
Wait. Porn stars have names? That almost makes them people. Almost.
2013-07-28 08:51:52 PM  
1 votes:
I wonder if there is some twisted market for Christian porn out there.... perhaps involving Mary and all the wise Magi while Joseph is watching... actually forget I said that.
2013-07-28 08:30:38 PM  
1 votes:
She just switched addictions to the opiate of the masses.
2013-07-28 08:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Belladonna.  Oh my god, that is vile.


Belladonna's for when you need a little something extra to get you where you need to go.
2013-07-28 08:23:43 PM  
1 votes:

DanInKansas: Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.


Bella Rossi is quite possibly the nastiest, dirtiest, most vile and disgusting 'star' in the business.  Yuck. Are you even human?
2013-07-28 08:21:48 PM  
1 votes:
'World's Hottest Porn Star'

WHAT???? How is it possible that I have never heard of her? Let me *GIS*

HAHA LOL NO.

www.asicentral.com
2013-07-28 08:11:33 PM  
1 votes:

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


I see what you did there :)
2013-07-28 08:07:09 PM  
1 votes:
"There's a XXX Church"

the communion is how do you say ... interesting.


This is my body,  eat me
2013-07-28 08:01:10 PM  
1 votes:
Are we talking religion Jesus or a wealthy, muscular hispanic gentleman?
2013-07-28 07:38:31 PM  
1 votes:
The internet should do the right thing and delete all her pictures and movies and respect her privacy.
2013-07-28 05:57:09 PM  
1 votes:
I found Jesus the other day at the house. He was hiding behind the couch the whole time, that rascally fella

/self-abuse tag
//lulz
 
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