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(Bubblews)   'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley finds Jesus at the XXX Church and retires for good. In other news, there's a XXX Church (SFW)   (bubblews.com) divider line 25
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2013-07-28 06:11:32 PM  
10 votes:
Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.
2013-07-28 06:27:01 PM  
4 votes:

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


wait - porn or Christianity?
2013-07-29 12:24:11 PM  
1 votes:

crazytrain: FloydA: I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.

Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.


I didn't think it would be appropriate to post nude pics in my profile.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.

This is not the right thread for that.
In any case, there is a long-standing tradition on the internet that if you have to search someone's profile to find things to argue about, you've lost the thread.

The One True TheDavid:
By the way, a quote from FloydA's bio: "Governments exist solely for the purpose of making life better for citizens." So what's the punch line? Or if that's it where's the lead-in?

I'd say governments have no sole purpose, but that governments exist primarily for the purpose of gratifying some people's need to dominate and others' to submit.


I do not accept that as a legitimate purpose.  Insofar as a government fails to make life better for its citizens, that government is not legitimate and the citizens have a right (and IMO a responsibility) to dismantle it and replace it with something that serves their needs.

But again, this is off topic for the thread.  Do either of you have anything to discuss that is not a personal investigation of my appearance and philosophy?  Ideally something related to the topic of this thread?
2013-07-29 01:59:34 AM  
1 votes:
For those of you who like Stoya and Kayden they did a scene together that is so, uh, stimulating you won't make it to your bunk.
2013-07-29 12:42:00 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sorry.  You're all wrong.  The answer we were looking for is Jenna Haze.
2013-07-28 11:02:02 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.

Also, wtf is it with former porn starlets doing the whole "I found God" bit when they quit the biz? Do they really fell like they need  some kind of excuse or something? They can't just say "Look, it was fun while it lasted but I'm out. Maybe I'll make a comeback when I've spent all the money I made in porn."?


Because, with a few exceptions, porn actors are the people dumb enough to be talked into doing porn despite the well-documented effects on future employment, etc.

People that stupid are kind of the natural audience for the "quick and easy fix to all your problems" scam that Christianity is.
2013-07-28 10:25:37 PM  
1 votes:
'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you


Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
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2013-07-28 10:06:48 PM  
1 votes:
i306.photobucket.com
2013-07-28 09:18:21 PM  
1 votes:
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
2013-07-28 09:17:57 PM  
1 votes:

mr0x: FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.

I don't know why people think pr0n is a bad career choice. It can actually be better than working 8 hours a day at a couple of minimum wage jobs rather than a few hours a week.

But, I guess, the actress would have to find the right balance. You end up doing strings of inter-racial DP then it's probably messed up career. You manage it right and you can retire right, make some money and have some savings, and have millions of "fans".


I think he's referring to her becoming a fundie. I agree, being a fundie really is a degrading lifestyle.

And imo, meh. She'll be forgotten before the Summer is over and some hot new 18 year old would have taken her place.
2013-07-28 09:04:17 PM  
1 votes:

berylman: I wonder if there is some twisted market for Christian porn out there.... perhaps involving Mary and all the wise Magi while Joseph is watching... actually forget I said that.


Rule 34 has been proven so many times it should be Law 34 by now
2013-07-28 08:56:16 PM  
1 votes:
She's 26 and has been in 250+ "movies". She's what's know in the business as washed up. She had two choices, go gonzo or go home.
2013-07-28 08:47:56 PM  
1 votes:
Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.

Also, wtf is it with former porn starlets doing the whole "I found God" bit when they quit the biz? Do they really fell like they need  some kind of excuse or something? They can't just say "Look, it was fun while it lasted but I'm out. Maybe I'll make a comeback when I've spent all the money I made in porn."?
2013-07-28 08:42:32 PM  
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)

Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.


No matter how attractive one kind a woman is, she always thinks implants, tattoos, piercings, fish lips, bake-o-tan, etc will make her even more attractive. More is always better, right? But it's like taking a beautiful sportscar and adding neon glitter paint, rhinestones, Christmas lights, truck nutz, and Calvin peeing decals.
2013-07-28 08:40:03 PM  
1 votes:
It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.
2013-07-28 08:30:38 PM  
1 votes:
She just switched addictions to the opiate of the masses.
2013-07-28 08:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

rikkitikkitavi: I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Belladonna.  Oh my god, that is vile.


Belladonna's for when you need a little something extra to get you where you need to go.
2013-07-28 08:26:54 PM  
1 votes:
I'd disappoint her.
2013-07-28 08:26:52 PM  
1 votes:

DanInKansas: "World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.


Nikki Rhodes for me...but I'm one of those silly ginger lovers.

/Rhodotrichophiles unite!
2013-07-28 08:22:18 PM  
1 votes:

DanInKansas: "World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.


Kayden Kross FTMFW.  Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you...or so I've heard.
2013-07-28 08:21:48 PM  
1 votes:
'World's Hottest Porn Star'

WHAT???? How is it possible that I have never heard of her? Let me *GIS*

HAHA LOL NO.

www.asicentral.com
2013-07-28 08:10:01 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-28 08:09:21 PM  
1 votes:
"Perverts, on your knees!
For what you're about to receive
It's definitely def
That's deffo for Defheads
F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sd8OE3y9V4&feature=player_embedded
2013-07-28 07:51:01 PM  
1 votes:
Running a XXX church is goddamn freakin' brilliant! You get the tax-free status of a church and you're surrounded by chicks who measure the amount of cock they've smoked by the mile!

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2013-07-28 06:07:08 PM  
1 votes:
farm6.static.flickr.com

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)
 
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