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(Bubblews)   'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley finds Jesus at the XXX Church and retires for good. In other news, there's a XXX Church (SFW)   (bubblews.com) divider line 137
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2013-07-29 12:22:17 AM
Meh! Chances are the drug and suicide problems where already there it's just took self loathing, money, and fame to bring them to the surface. Hopefully she works on the actual problems instead of just tamping them down with religion and then it blows up in her face later. Well she might be use to that part of it.
 
2013-07-29 12:34:32 AM

Rwa2play: bhcompy: That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.

Aw, dude, I've seen her lately and sadly, she looks like she's been through the wringer and then some.


Not just lately. She's looked scary for awhile apparently.
 
2013-07-29 12:42:00 AM
I'm sorry.  You're all wrong.  The answer we were looking for is Jenna Haze.
 
2013-07-29 12:55:22 AM

lordargent: A name will get you to random galleries, but a GIS will get you to just that image set that you're looking for.


Fair enough.
www.exposay.com

\Because why not?
 
2013-07-29 01:20:19 AM

crazytrain: FloydA: Well, to be fair, having one's brains out is a prerequisite.

They should be as smart as you - someone who doesn't know if they're a boy or a girl.


I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head.  Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.
 
2013-07-29 01:59:34 AM
For those of you who like Stoya and Kayden they did a scene together that is so, uh, stimulating you won't make it to your bunk.
 
2013-07-29 02:16:35 AM

FloydA: I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.


Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.
 
2013-07-29 02:23:41 AM

Pentaxian: For those of you who like Stoya and Kayden they did a scene together that is so, uh, stimulating you won't make it to your bunk.


Oh, I am well aware of that of which you speak
 
2013-07-29 02:56:31 AM

FunkOut: Rwa2play: Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)

Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.

No matter how attractive one kind a woman is, she always thinks implants, tattoos, piercings, fish lips, bake-o-tan, etc will make her even more attractive. More is always better, right? But it's like taking a beautiful sportscar and adding neon glitter paint, rhinestones, Christmas lights, truck nutz, and Calvin peeing decals.


Well said.
Especially with the lip jobs. I am sure some humans have weird lips that could be fixed, but 99% of people I see have the correct size/shape lips.
 
2013-07-29 03:27:50 AM

Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]


If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.
 
2013-07-29 04:20:22 AM
So here next movie will be her as a nun who gets shown the way then?
 
2013-07-29 04:36:10 AM

Heffaloo: Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]

If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.


I can concur with that ranking

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

/Little disappointed this thread didn't turn into a SFW porn star thread.
 
2013-07-29 05:48:06 AM
Discussion about level of hotness aside, this proves that nothing good comes from religion.
 
2013-07-29 06:02:03 AM
subby misspelled Angela White.

/likes aussie chicks
 
2013-07-29 08:06:21 AM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 500x332]


You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.  I had not seen that before.  Well played Sir!
 
2013-07-29 08:31:32 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Didn't she retire months ago?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 10:11:08 AM

Rand's lacy underwear: [www.worldofstock.com image 333x500]
On behalf of us all I welcome you to the Church of Fark.


We baptize you in some of this, so you can cleansed of all your sins...
 
2013-07-29 10:14:11 AM

o'really: Rwa2play: bhcompy: That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.

Aw, dude, I've seen her lately and sadly, she looks like she's been through the wringer and then some.

Not just lately. She's looked scary for awhile apparently.


No kidding; she looks kind of meth/crackwhore-ish.  Sad really, she was eleventy levels of hawt.

Also: Christy. Canyon.  She could do MILFy-pr0n tomorrow if she so wished because she's still hawt in her 40s.
 
2013-07-29 10:18:56 AM

Uisce Beatha: Heffaloo: Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]

If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.

I can concur with that ranking

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 418x594]

/Little disappointed this thread didn't turn into a SFW porn star thread.



media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com

Mmmmmm that smile that body that hawtness...

/I would lick her or Kayden Kross like an ice cream cone.
 
2013-07-29 10:31:36 AM

crazytrain: FloydA:

I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.

Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.


Huh? That's so blurry I can hardly make it out.

But in front & below, and in better focus, is a part of the image that's more relevant to this thread.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.

So get a room and invite him to it. Fark is not the place to learn anything, unfortunately.


By the way, a quote from FloydA's bio: "Governments exist solely for the purpose of making life better for citizens." So what's the punch line? Or if that's it where's the lead-in?

I'd say governments have no sole purpose, but that governments exist primarily for the purpose of gratifying some people's need to dominate and others' to submit. Of course other "reasons" and functions get tacked on (or stripped off) occasionally as contingency requires: for example contemporary American voters need lots of "sweet lies" to keep those juices flowing, whereas the Confederacy openly declared its purpose to be perpetuating slavery so its ideology didn't need to be so incredibly fantastic.

But anyway.
 
2013-07-29 11:02:02 AM

Heffaloo: Stoya



Oh shiat she's that chick from that book reading orgasm site


Somehow I missed the name.  uh.. more research time..
 
2013-07-29 12:05:33 PM

freewill: Resilient anus


Well that is remarkable.
 
2013-07-29 12:14:22 PM
upload.wikimedia.org


Mmmm. Curvy, wanton, and wonderful. Jewel De'Nyle. Born in the Colorado town of "Wetmore", so really, what choice did she have?

And further research reveals that her mother is now in the Pr0n, going by the name "De'Bella". I like the mature-woman pr0n, because I am nearing geezertude.

upload.wikimedia.org
And Alisha Klass, mmmm. very, VERY anal, and we can surmise that so is her one-time boyfriend Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis Anal. Think on it.
 
2013-07-29 12:23:15 PM
Everybody knows the hottest porn star of all time was Ginger Lynn.  These new girls still don't hold a candle to her greatness on the screen.
 
2013-07-29 12:24:11 PM

crazytrain: FloydA: I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.

Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.


I didn't think it would be appropriate to post nude pics in my profile.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.

This is not the right thread for that.
In any case, there is a long-standing tradition on the internet that if you have to search someone's profile to find things to argue about, you've lost the thread.

The One True TheDavid:
By the way, a quote from FloydA's bio: "Governments exist solely for the purpose of making life better for citizens." So what's the punch line? Or if that's it where's the lead-in?

I'd say governments have no sole purpose, but that governments exist primarily for the purpose of gratifying some people's need to dominate and others' to submit.


I do not accept that as a legitimate purpose.  Insofar as a government fails to make life better for its citizens, that government is not legitimate and the citizens have a right (and IMO a responsibility) to dismantle it and replace it with something that serves their needs.

But again, this is off topic for the thread.  Do either of you have anything to discuss that is not a personal investigation of my appearance and philosophy?  Ideally something related to the topic of this thread?
 
2013-07-29 12:25:53 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x396]

And Alisha Klass, mmmm. very, VERY anal, and we can surmise that so is her one-time boyfriend Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis Anal. Think on it.



I find it funny as hell that a guy with "Jailhouse" in his username would be so fixated on anal sex.

/Not to mention the "fistfark" part.
 
2013-07-29 12:35:17 PM

Rwa2play: Also: Christy. Canyon.  She could do MILFy-pr0n tomorrow if she so wished because she's still hawt in her 40s.


Obviously, things that were perky in 1984 no longer are in 2013.  But on the whole, notbad.jpg.
 
2013-07-29 12:46:06 PM

ZeroCorpse: Everybody knows the hottest porn star of all time was Ginger Lynn.  These new girls still don't hold a candle to her greatness on the screen.


It's a tie between her or Christy Canyon.

poot_rootbeer: Rwa2play: Also: Christy. Canyon.  She could do MILFy-pr0n tomorrow if she so wished because she's still hawt in her 40s.

Obviously, things that were perky in 1984 no longer are in 2013.  But on the whole, notbad.jpg.


Of course not, but I'll be honored to give her the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
 
2013-07-29 12:48:24 PM

ZeroCorpse: AngryJailhouseFistfark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x396]

And Alisha Klass, mmmm. very, VERY anal, and we can surmise that so is her one-time boyfriend Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis Anal. Think on it.


I find it funny as hell that a guy with "Jailhouse" in his username would be so fixated on anal sex.

/Not to mention the "fistfark" part.


You find it funny? Most find it obvious.

Anal-eroticism is part art, part science, and all wonderful.
 
2013-07-29 01:05:11 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: freewill: Resilient anus

Well that is remarkable.


It's also the name of my robot in MechWarrior Online.

Resilient Anus.
 
2013-07-29 01:15:59 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]


Mmmm. Curvy, wanton, and wonderful. Jewel De'Nyle. Born in the Colorado town of "Wetmore", so really, what choice did she have?

And further research reveals that her mother is now in the Pr0n, going by the name "De'Bella". I like the mature-woman pr0n, because I am nearing geezertude.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fshp_xD6F_Q
 
2013-07-29 01:17:45 PM

freewill: Resilient anus, but overall, a generic porn chick.


Band name
 
2013-07-29 03:01:04 PM

ZeroCorpse: Everybody knows the hottest porn star of all time was Ginger Lynn.  These new girls still don't hold a candle to her greatness on the screen.


Traci Lords

/FTFY
 
2013-07-29 03:34:00 PM

Rwa2play: Uisce Beatha: Heffaloo: Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]

If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.

I can concur with that ranking

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 418x594]

/Little disappointed this thread didn't turn into a SFW porn star thread.


[media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com image 480x718]

Mmmmmm that smile that body that hawtness...

/I would lick her or Kayden Kross like an ice cream cone.


Great smile, eager mouth, bad boob job.
 
2013-07-29 05:06:56 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Great smile, eager mouth, bad boob job.


When did Jesse change her name to Brianna Banks?
 
2013-07-29 07:29:55 PM

eas81: Traci Lords


If I wanted to get myself off to a 16-year-old girl sounding like she's having an asthma attack, I'd get back in the crawlspace under the high school.
 
2013-07-29 11:17:15 PM

Badgers: ArcadianRefugee: Didn't she retire months ago?

[i.imgur.com image 580x491]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
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