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(Bubblews)   'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley finds Jesus at the XXX Church and retires for good. In other news, there's a XXX Church (SFW)   (bubblews.com) divider line 137
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2013-07-28 08:56:16 PM  
She's 26 and has been in 250+ "movies". She's what's know in the business as washed up. She had two choices, go gonzo or go home.
 
2013-07-28 08:58:49 PM  
Wait. Porn stars have names? That almost makes them people. Almost.
 
2013-07-28 09:04:17 PM  

berylman: I wonder if there is some twisted market for Christian porn out there.... perhaps involving Mary and all the wise Magi while Joseph is watching... actually forget I said that.


Rule 34 has been proven so many times it should be Law 34 by now
 
2013-07-28 09:06:33 PM  

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 500x587]


Irreligious and a bit racist....yes...that is an awesome image.
 
2013-07-28 09:08:54 PM  
Resilient anus, but overall, a generic porn chick.
 
2013-07-28 09:09:30 PM  

Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)


Its why I use Bing for my image searches. I know there adds are stupid but it works.
 
2013-07-28 09:09:59 PM  

NightOwl2255: She's 26 and has been in 250+ "movies". She's what's know in the business as washed up. She had two choices, go gonzo or go home.


Door #1: DVDA
Door #2: Woof

Choices, choices...
 
2013-07-28 09:11:29 PM  
Meh, fake boobs don't do it for me.
 
2013-07-28 09:11:36 PM  

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


I don't know why people think pr0n is a bad career choice. It can actually be better than working 8 hours a day at a couple of minimum wage jobs rather than a few hours a week.

But, I guess, the actress would have to find the right balance. You end up doing strings of inter-racial DP then it's probably messed up career. You manage it right and you can retire right, make some money and have some savings, and have millions of "fans".
 
2013-07-28 09:17:23 PM  

Epicfarker: The boobs or the Christianity?


she's actually pretty cute imo...thought I only know from what I've seen in the pictures during the last 2 minutes...
 
2013-07-28 09:17:57 PM  

mr0x: FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.

I don't know why people think pr0n is a bad career choice. It can actually be better than working 8 hours a day at a couple of minimum wage jobs rather than a few hours a week.

But, I guess, the actress would have to find the right balance. You end up doing strings of inter-racial DP then it's probably messed up career. You manage it right and you can retire right, make some money and have some savings, and have millions of "fans".


I think he's referring to her becoming a fundie. I agree, being a fundie really is a degrading lifestyle.

And imo, meh. She'll be forgotten before the Summer is over and some hot new 18 year old would have taken her place.
 
2013-07-28 09:18:21 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-07-28 09:20:14 PM  
Give it 10 years and then ask how she's doing. Otherwise it's like anyone else that just quit (_____insert  something something______) and found some reason to judge. There is nothing more annoying to sit and listen to than people that just quit X habit and judge Y people for doing the same.
 
2013-07-28 09:21:51 PM  
Well, you do see all those little jewelry crucifuxi- the ones like those that Bill Hicks ranted about.
Wonder if she's seen the Divine Interventions site (highly NSFW).
The porn career path seems to be one where increasingly icky scenes are done; it's too often a downward spiral. If her church gives one tenth of a good godd@mn, she'll get a measure of help from qualified & knowledgeable people.
Yeah, I know. tall order.
 
2013-07-28 09:25:13 PM  

bhcompy: That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.


Aw, dude, I've seen her lately and sadly, she looks like she's been through the wringer and then some.
 
2013-07-28 09:27:45 PM  

TV's Vinnie: I think he's referring to her becoming a fundie. I agree, being a fundie really is a degrading lifestyle.

And imo, meh. She'll be forgotten before the Summer is over and some hot new 18 year old would have taken her place.


The thing is that in the interwebs and in the fan's mind she will always be 18 or remembered for her best years and scenes.

The only thing that changes in pr0n is the technology. With HD widescreen pr0n out there, the old pr0n might get forgotten. But, through the years, nothing else has changed in pr0n. The old stuff is still as good if you can tolerate the SD resolution.
 
2013-07-28 09:31:48 PM  

fanbladesaresharp: Give it 10 years and then ask how she's doing. Otherwise it's like anyone else that just quit (_____insert  something something______) and found some reason to judge. There is nothing more annoying to sit and listen to than people that just quit X habit and judge Y people for doing the same.



I'm pretty sure (___insert something something___) was actually her job.
 
2013-07-28 09:34:02 PM  
Have you read the bible?There is some seriously kinky stuff in there.
 
2013-07-28 09:35:41 PM  

mr0x: The old stuff is still as good if you can tolerate the SD resolution.


it makes the zits a little less obvious?
 
2013-07-28 09:38:13 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Who?

I much prefer porn where some guy pretends to roam around some European city talking "total stranger" passers-by into having sex with him for money on camera. As if any real random woman would consent to such a thing for mere money. And what's worse some of them are so good at acting they appear turned on by him too. It has to be fake: I can't even get pretty women to hold my hand in a dark theater for popcorn plus an extra $20.



I almost paid for that type.  They were in a zoo and he put her against a tree with people down the path a little.  No way the crowd was in on it; too random.  And they were close.  Pulls her pants down and sticks it in her right there.  They have to be quiet.  I think they were Russian or something.  Can't remember the promo site  but it was on redtube.  She was wearing red.  Brunette.  She was a cutie.   Good stuff.
 
2013-07-28 09:49:28 PM  
My born again friends are all the same: reformed after partying their brains out, screwing their brains out, drinking their brains out, etc. etc.

Now they're damn sure they're better than me because they've found Jesus and all the aforementioned is wiped from the slate.
 
2013-07-28 10:00:20 PM  
The documentary 'After Porn Ends' is interesting. Some of the girls are trying to raise kids, some are trying to get off drugs, some trying to get legit careers going, all with different degrees of success. The guys seem to be a bit better off, some happily married, some lonely but having somewhat normal lives.

Some big name porn industry folks in the film. It's worth a watch, it's on Netflix now.
 
2013-07-28 10:06:48 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 10:25:37 PM  
'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you


Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-07-28 10:29:57 PM  

mr0x: The old stuff is still as good if you can tolerate the SD resolution.


The old stuff is perhaps even better than most modern stuff (heavily dependent on the performers and crew). But soft focus was a staple of porn in the 16mm days for a reason.

Nothing pulls me out of a scene faster than starkly visible razor stubble and herpes.  Thanks, HD.
 
2013-07-28 10:31:03 PM  
www.worldofstock.com
On behalf of us all I welcome you to the Church of Fark.
 
2013-07-28 10:31:36 PM  
Did anyone else notice that her original name was far pornier than her porn name?
 
2013-07-28 10:32:15 PM  
Rand's lacy underwear: 4 not 3

Why am I this stupid.
 
2013-07-28 10:39:42 PM  

edmo: My born again friends are all the same: reformed after partying their brains out, screwing their brains out, drinking their brains out, etc. etc.

Now they're damn sure they're better than me because they've found Jesus and all the aforementioned is wiped from the slate.


I bet they're superstrict with their kids too. "I had fun and made mistakes when I was young but damned if you will get to do anything except go to Bible college and get married! I'm going to tell you having a beer is evil and reading books with wizards in them will open your mind to Satan!"

I suspect excess drug use leads to neurological damage leading to born again fundamentalism.
 
2013-07-28 10:46:26 PM  

FunkOut: I suspect excess drug use leads to neurological damage leading to born again fundamentalism.


No, mostly just unhappy middle-class white chicks with a camera and no purpose in life.
 
2013-07-28 10:51:27 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: FunkOut: I suspect excess drug use leads to neurological damage leading to born again fundamentalism.

No, mostly just unhappy middle-class white chicks with a camera and no purpose in life.


I was referring to a number of people who were total burnouts during the 60s and 70s suddenly "turning to Jesus" and doing a 180 in their behaviour while condemning everyone who does what they used to do.
 
2013-07-28 10:55:46 PM  

FunkOut: I was referring to a number of people who were total burnouts during the 60s and 70s suddenly "turning to Jesus" and doing a 180 in their behaviour while condemning everyone who does what they used to do.


I hear you. Condemning others is probably where they're getting it wrong then, and why you're rightfully call them out.
 
2013-07-28 10:58:18 PM  

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


big pig peaches: Wait. Porn stars have names? That almost makes them people. Almost.


degenerate-afro: Meh, fake boobs don't do it for me.


meh, people
 
2013-07-28 11:00:30 PM  
Uisce Beatha: Much hotter than Jenna Presley:

Allow me to introduce you all to a handy firefox extension.

www.lordargent.com

// you're welcome
 
2013-07-28 11:01:32 PM  

edmo: My born again friends are all the same: reformed after partying their brains out, screwing their brains out, drinking their brains out, etc. etc.

Now they're damn sure they're better than me because they've found Jesus and all the aforementioned is wiped from the slate.


Well, to be fair, having one's brains out is a prerequisite.
 
2013-07-28 11:02:02 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.

Also, wtf is it with former porn starlets doing the whole "I found God" bit when they quit the biz? Do they really fell like they need  some kind of excuse or something? They can't just say "Look, it was fun while it lasted but I'm out. Maybe I'll make a comeback when I've spent all the money I made in porn."?


Because, with a few exceptions, porn actors are the people dumb enough to be talked into doing porn despite the well-documented effects on future employment, etc.

People that stupid are kind of the natural audience for the "quick and easy fix to all your problems" scam that Christianity is.
 
2013-07-28 11:09:26 PM  

FloydA: Well, to be fair, having one's brains out is a prerequisite.


They should be as smart as you - someone who doesn't know if they're a boy or a girl.
 
2013-07-28 11:11:56 PM  
Meh.  Too many tats and too many piercings.
 
2013-07-28 11:13:33 PM  
This happens occasionally. Chrissy Moran and Erica Campbell both found Jesus and retired from porn too. Pity.
 
2013-07-28 11:18:11 PM  

lordargent: Uisce Beatha: Much hotter than Jenna Presley:

Allow me to introduce you all to a handy firefox extension.

[www.lordargent.com image 640x433]

// you're welcome


I also mentioned her name - makes for easy GIS'ing.  But if you want to do it that way, here's more fodder:

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-07-28 11:18:52 PM  
I'm friends with one of the founders of  xxxchurch (so I'm really getting a kick...).  I appreciate their porn star outreach, but the majority of their work is keeping men away from the "dangers" of watching porn, which are exaggerated.
 
2013-07-28 11:32:09 PM  
Why do catholic girls love Jesus?
Because they heard he was hung like this *stretches arms far apart*
/How did no one make this joke yet?
 
2013-07-28 11:48:07 PM  
The lengthy and revealing interview

Closed the tab there. Hey, I'm just sitting around wasting time on FARK, but I ain't got time for anything that could be described as "lengthy."

/This interesting-sounding YouTube vid is 8:34? Oh fark that noise.
 
2013-07-28 11:53:17 PM  

Comrad36: Why do catholic girls love Jesus?
Because they heard he was hung like this *stretches arms far apart*
/How did no one make this joke yet?


It's not that funny?
 
2013-07-28 11:58:45 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: I found Jesus the other day at the house. He was hiding behind the couch the whole time, that rascally fella

/self-abuse tag
//lulz


I didn't even know he was missing.
 
2013-07-28 11:59:21 PM  
They don't have to be hot. They just have to take it in the eye.
 
2013-07-29 12:02:52 AM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.


/also eve laurence in spite of the ridiculous bolt ons
 
2013-07-29 12:05:20 AM  
Whenever I see a news story about a porn star, I really just wish it was some spiteful interns last day and he was tasked with picking a picture of the porn star.
It would just add so much more flavor to the story to see a screencap of one of the pornstar in questions raunchiest "Backdoor DP Gangbang Nun Sluts 9" style shoot, with her taking two in the pooper and just deepthroating, like, five weiners at the same time.
Not that I'm into that kind of thing...
...but if I was, I'd want her dressed as a nun.
 
2013-07-29 12:16:11 AM  
Bong hits Blow jobs for jesus.
 
2013-07-29 12:18:01 AM  
Uisce Beatha : I also mentioned her name - makes for easy GIS'ing.

Yes, but I have now empowered the populace.

A name will get you to random galleries, but a GIS will get you to just that image set that you're looking for.

// but I've said too much already
 
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