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(Bubblews)   'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley finds Jesus at the XXX Church and retires for good. In other news, there's a XXX Church (SFW)   (bubblews.com) divider line 137
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2013-07-28 05:57:09 PM
I found Jesus the other day at the house. He was hiding behind the couch the whole time, that rascally fella

/self-abuse tag
//lulz
 
2013-07-28 06:07:08 PM
farm6.static.flickr.com

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)
 
2013-07-28 06:11:32 PM
Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.
 
2013-07-28 06:14:54 PM
In the video, she keeps saying Rachael is beautiful.  It's sad she can't compliment someone without judging their looks.
Rachael mentions the bible after "God loves porn stars tank tops" like it was an afterthought.  It all seems vaguely exploitative and kinda like the weird religiousness of 12-step, but without the planning and thought.
Also, on xxxchurch.com they claim the top 4 nations in porn revenue are China (where porn is illegal), South Korea, Japan then America.  Which apparently comes from here.  Which also claims that South Korea had over $525 per capita porn revenue in 2006.  It's all very fishy.
 
2013-07-28 06:18:17 PM
Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-28 06:27:01 PM

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


wait - porn or Christianity?
 
2013-07-28 06:28:29 PM

dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


Agreed, what's worse, someone got paid to put those in.
 
2013-07-28 06:51:22 PM

dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


The boobs or the Christianity?
 
2013-07-28 07:08:26 PM
When are they going to make a carbon-fiber Jesus?
 
2013-07-28 07:38:31 PM
The internet should do the right thing and delete all her pictures and movies and respect her privacy.
 
2013-07-28 07:51:01 PM
Running a XXX church is goddamn freakin' brilliant! You get the tax-free status of a church and you're surrounded by chicks who measure the amount of cock they've smoked by the mile!

slowfap.gif
 
2013-07-28 07:56:25 PM
I thought the xxx church was satire? I first read about it years ago and they weren't serious about it then.
 
2013-07-28 07:56:49 PM
If your name is Brittni Ruiz, your parents didn't really set you up for anything other than porn star.
 
2013-07-28 08:01:08 PM
Do I fap to this?
 
2013-07-28 08:01:10 PM
Are we talking religion Jesus or a wealthy, muscular hispanic gentleman?
 
2013-07-28 08:04:40 PM
The site had a "too many connections" mysql error before it went down.  Much like Jenna Presley I would guess.
 
2013-07-28 08:06:11 PM

UsikFark: I thought the xxx church was satire? I first read about it years ago and they weren't serious about it then.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
 
2013-07-28 08:07:09 PM
"There's a XXX Church"

the communion is how do you say ... interesting.


This is my body,  eat me
 
2013-07-28 08:07:33 PM

staplermofo: In the video, she keeps saying Rachael is beautiful.  It's sad she can't compliment someone without judging their looks.
Rachael mentions the bible after "God loves porn stars tank tops" like it was an afterthought.  It all seems vaguely exploitative and kinda like the weird religiousness of 12-step, but without the planning and thought.
Also, on xxxchurch.com they claim the top 4 nations in porn revenue are China (where porn is illegal), South Korea, Japan then America.  Which apparently comes from here.  Which also claims that South Korea had over $525 per capita porn revenue in 2006.  It's all very fishy.


So they make shiat up just like every other church?  Seems legit.
 
2013-07-28 08:08:45 PM

JasonOfOrillia: The site had a "too many connections" mysql error before it went down.  Much like Jenna Presley I would guess.


img242.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-28 08:09:21 PM
"Perverts, on your knees!
For what you're about to receive
It's definitely def
That's deffo for Defheads
F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sd8OE3y9V4&feature=player_embedded
 
2013-07-28 08:09:25 PM

Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)


Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.
 
2013-07-28 08:10:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 08:11:33 PM

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


I see what you did there :)
 
2013-07-28 08:16:38 PM

Candygram4Mongo: UsikFark: I thought the xxx church was satire? I first read about it years ago and they weren't serious about it then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law


Now that I think of it, the article's writer may have been the confused one and it came through in his piece. I got the impression back then (2005?) that it wasn't about porn or Jesus, just messing with people while keeping up the kayfab.
 
2013-07-28 08:18:46 PM
"World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.
 
2013-07-28 08:21:48 PM
'World's Hottest Porn Star'

WHAT???? How is it possible that I have never heard of her? Let me *GIS*

HAHA LOL NO.

www.asicentral.com
 
2013-07-28 08:22:18 PM

DanInKansas: "World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.


Kayden Kross FTMFW.  Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you...or so I've heard.
 
2013-07-28 08:23:43 PM

DanInKansas: Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.


Bella Rossi is quite possibly the nastiest, dirtiest, most vile and disgusting 'star' in the business.  Yuck. Are you even human?
 
2013-07-28 08:24:50 PM
She'll be back.  They almost always come back.
 
2013-07-28 08:26:52 PM

DanInKansas: "World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.


Nikki Rhodes for me...but I'm one of those silly ginger lovers.

/Rhodotrichophiles unite!
 
2013-07-28 08:26:54 PM
I'd disappoint her.
 
2013-07-28 08:28:04 PM
I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Belladonna.  Oh my god, that is vile.
 
2013-07-28 08:28:22 PM
Didn't she retire months ago?
 
2013-07-28 08:30:31 PM

rikkitikkitavi: I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Belladonna.  Oh my god, that is vile.


Belladonna's for when you need a little something extra to get you where you need to go.
 
2013-07-28 08:30:38 PM
She just switched addictions to the opiate of the masses.
 
2013-07-28 08:31:14 PM
I guess when you scream "Oh God" night after night, you start to believe  after a while...
 
2013-07-28 08:36:18 PM
Who?

I much prefer porn where some guy pretends to roam around some European city talking "total stranger" passers-by into having sex with him for money on camera. As if any real random woman would consent to such a thing for mere money. And what's worse some of them are so good at acting they appear turned on by him too. It has to be fake: I can't even get pretty women to hold my hand in a dark theater for popcorn plus an extra $20.
 
2013-07-28 08:36:39 PM
Is she the one from that movie "After Porn" who figured out the only way she could make any money was in porn and went back?
 
2013-07-28 08:37:22 PM
Hey,  you took the money.
Accepted the flattery
Used the drugs

No one forced you...

Enjoy your new life, make something of yourself.
I'm going back to looking at porn and those still participating in it.
 
2013-07-28 08:38:10 PM
If this is all a marketing ploy to launch male chastity cock locks I will buy 5 on principle.
 
2013-07-28 08:40:03 PM
It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.
 
2013-07-28 08:41:45 PM

Zombie DJ: It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.


Have you watched porn?  She takes the chalice halfway down her throat and makes gagging sounds.
 
2013-07-28 08:42:25 PM

stuhayes2010: She'll be back.  They almost always come back.


Because no one with any ability to look up information online will ever hire her or anyone else affiliated with the business. Unless she saved her money and got herself an education where she could start her own business (both very doubtful), she'll have to come back.

/pre-boob job, she was pretty hot
//post-boob job, one word: fugly
 
2013-07-28 08:42:32 PM

Rwa2play: Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)

Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.


No matter how attractive one kind a woman is, she always thinks implants, tattoos, piercings, fish lips, bake-o-tan, etc will make her even more attractive. More is always better, right? But it's like taking a beautiful sportscar and adding neon glitter paint, rhinestones, Christmas lights, truck nutz, and Calvin peeing decals.
 
2013-07-28 08:42:46 PM
The relation between religion and porn has been well-documented. Performers often allude to higher beings, screaming thing like "oh my god!" and "holy shiat!" in the middle of their work, so a XXX church was just bound to happen.
 
2013-07-28 08:43:11 PM
That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.
 
2013-07-28 08:47:56 PM
Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.

Also, wtf is it with former porn starlets doing the whole "I found God" bit when they quit the biz? Do they really fell like they need  some kind of excuse or something? They can't just say "Look, it was fun while it lasted but I'm out. Maybe I'll make a comeback when I've spent all the money I made in porn."?
 
2013-07-28 08:51:52 PM
I wonder if there is some twisted market for Christian porn out there.... perhaps involving Mary and all the wise Magi while Joseph is watching... actually forget I said that.
 
2013-07-28 08:52:49 PM

akuma976: Do I fap to this?


The boobs or the Christianity?
 
2013-07-28 08:56:16 PM
She's 26 and has been in 250+ "movies". She's what's know in the business as washed up. She had two choices, go gonzo or go home.
 
2013-07-28 08:58:49 PM
Wait. Porn stars have names? That almost makes them people. Almost.
 
2013-07-28 09:04:17 PM

berylman: I wonder if there is some twisted market for Christian porn out there.... perhaps involving Mary and all the wise Magi while Joseph is watching... actually forget I said that.


Rule 34 has been proven so many times it should be Law 34 by now
 
2013-07-28 09:06:33 PM

wambu: [i.imgur.com image 500x587]


Irreligious and a bit racist....yes...that is an awesome image.
 
2013-07-28 09:08:54 PM
Resilient anus, but overall, a generic porn chick.
 
2013-07-28 09:09:30 PM

Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)


Its why I use Bing for my image searches. I know there adds are stupid but it works.
 
2013-07-28 09:09:59 PM

NightOwl2255: She's 26 and has been in 250+ "movies". She's what's know in the business as washed up. She had two choices, go gonzo or go home.


Door #1: DVDA
Door #2: Woof

Choices, choices...
 
2013-07-28 09:11:29 PM
Meh, fake boobs don't do it for me.
 
2013-07-28 09:11:36 PM

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


I don't know why people think pr0n is a bad career choice. It can actually be better than working 8 hours a day at a couple of minimum wage jobs rather than a few hours a week.

But, I guess, the actress would have to find the right balance. You end up doing strings of inter-racial DP then it's probably messed up career. You manage it right and you can retire right, make some money and have some savings, and have millions of "fans".
 
2013-07-28 09:17:23 PM

Epicfarker: The boobs or the Christianity?


she's actually pretty cute imo...thought I only know from what I've seen in the pictures during the last 2 minutes...
 
2013-07-28 09:17:57 PM

mr0x: FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.

I don't know why people think pr0n is a bad career choice. It can actually be better than working 8 hours a day at a couple of minimum wage jobs rather than a few hours a week.

But, I guess, the actress would have to find the right balance. You end up doing strings of inter-racial DP then it's probably messed up career. You manage it right and you can retire right, make some money and have some savings, and have millions of "fans".


I think he's referring to her becoming a fundie. I agree, being a fundie really is a degrading lifestyle.

And imo, meh. She'll be forgotten before the Summer is over and some hot new 18 year old would have taken her place.
 
2013-07-28 09:18:21 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-07-28 09:20:14 PM
Give it 10 years and then ask how she's doing. Otherwise it's like anyone else that just quit (_____insert  something something______) and found some reason to judge. There is nothing more annoying to sit and listen to than people that just quit X habit and judge Y people for doing the same.
 
2013-07-28 09:21:51 PM
Well, you do see all those little jewelry crucifuxi- the ones like those that Bill Hicks ranted about.
Wonder if she's seen the Divine Interventions site (highly NSFW).
The porn career path seems to be one where increasingly icky scenes are done; it's too often a downward spiral. If her church gives one tenth of a good godd@mn, she'll get a measure of help from qualified & knowledgeable people.
Yeah, I know. tall order.
 
2013-07-28 09:25:13 PM

bhcompy: That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.


Aw, dude, I've seen her lately and sadly, she looks like she's been through the wringer and then some.
 
2013-07-28 09:27:45 PM

TV's Vinnie: I think he's referring to her becoming a fundie. I agree, being a fundie really is a degrading lifestyle.

And imo, meh. She'll be forgotten before the Summer is over and some hot new 18 year old would have taken her place.


The thing is that in the interwebs and in the fan's mind she will always be 18 or remembered for her best years and scenes.

The only thing that changes in pr0n is the technology. With HD widescreen pr0n out there, the old pr0n might get forgotten. But, through the years, nothing else has changed in pr0n. The old stuff is still as good if you can tolerate the SD resolution.
 
2013-07-28 09:31:48 PM

fanbladesaresharp: Give it 10 years and then ask how she's doing. Otherwise it's like anyone else that just quit (_____insert  something something______) and found some reason to judge. There is nothing more annoying to sit and listen to than people that just quit X habit and judge Y people for doing the same.



I'm pretty sure (___insert something something___) was actually her job.
 
2013-07-28 09:34:02 PM
Have you read the bible?There is some seriously kinky stuff in there.
 
2013-07-28 09:35:41 PM

mr0x: The old stuff is still as good if you can tolerate the SD resolution.


it makes the zits a little less obvious?
 
2013-07-28 09:38:13 PM

The One True TheDavid: Who?

I much prefer porn where some guy pretends to roam around some European city talking "total stranger" passers-by into having sex with him for money on camera. As if any real random woman would consent to such a thing for mere money. And what's worse some of them are so good at acting they appear turned on by him too. It has to be fake: I can't even get pretty women to hold my hand in a dark theater for popcorn plus an extra $20.



I almost paid for that type.  They were in a zoo and he put her against a tree with people down the path a little.  No way the crowd was in on it; too random.  And they were close.  Pulls her pants down and sticks it in her right there.  They have to be quiet.  I think they were Russian or something.  Can't remember the promo site  but it was on redtube.  She was wearing red.  Brunette.  She was a cutie.   Good stuff.
 
2013-07-28 09:49:28 PM
My born again friends are all the same: reformed after partying their brains out, screwing their brains out, drinking their brains out, etc. etc.

Now they're damn sure they're better than me because they've found Jesus and all the aforementioned is wiped from the slate.
 
2013-07-28 10:00:20 PM
The documentary 'After Porn Ends' is interesting. Some of the girls are trying to raise kids, some are trying to get off drugs, some trying to get legit careers going, all with different degrees of success. The guys seem to be a bit better off, some happily married, some lonely but having somewhat normal lives.

Some big name porn industry folks in the film. It's worth a watch, it's on Netflix now.
 
2013-07-28 10:06:48 PM
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 10:25:37 PM
'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you


Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-07-28 10:29:57 PM

mr0x: The old stuff is still as good if you can tolerate the SD resolution.


The old stuff is perhaps even better than most modern stuff (heavily dependent on the performers and crew). But soft focus was a staple of porn in the 16mm days for a reason.

Nothing pulls me out of a scene faster than starkly visible razor stubble and herpes.  Thanks, HD.
 
2013-07-28 10:31:03 PM
www.worldofstock.com
On behalf of us all I welcome you to the Church of Fark.
 
2013-07-28 10:31:36 PM
Did anyone else notice that her original name was far pornier than her porn name?
 
2013-07-28 10:32:15 PM
Rand's lacy underwear: 4 not 3

Why am I this stupid.
 
2013-07-28 10:39:42 PM

edmo: My born again friends are all the same: reformed after partying their brains out, screwing their brains out, drinking their brains out, etc. etc.

Now they're damn sure they're better than me because they've found Jesus and all the aforementioned is wiped from the slate.


I bet they're superstrict with their kids too. "I had fun and made mistakes when I was young but damned if you will get to do anything except go to Bible college and get married! I'm going to tell you having a beer is evil and reading books with wizards in them will open your mind to Satan!"

I suspect excess drug use leads to neurological damage leading to born again fundamentalism.
 
2013-07-28 10:46:26 PM

FunkOut: I suspect excess drug use leads to neurological damage leading to born again fundamentalism.


No, mostly just unhappy middle-class white chicks with a camera and no purpose in life.
 
2013-07-28 10:51:27 PM

WhoopAssWayne: FunkOut: I suspect excess drug use leads to neurological damage leading to born again fundamentalism.

No, mostly just unhappy middle-class white chicks with a camera and no purpose in life.


I was referring to a number of people who were total burnouts during the 60s and 70s suddenly "turning to Jesus" and doing a 180 in their behaviour while condemning everyone who does what they used to do.
 
2013-07-28 10:55:46 PM

FunkOut: I was referring to a number of people who were total burnouts during the 60s and 70s suddenly "turning to Jesus" and doing a 180 in their behaviour while condemning everyone who does what they used to do.


I hear you. Condemning others is probably where they're getting it wrong then, and why you're rightfully call them out.
 
2013-07-28 10:58:18 PM

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


big pig peaches: Wait. Porn stars have names? That almost makes them people. Almost.


degenerate-afro: Meh, fake boobs don't do it for me.


meh, people
 
2013-07-28 11:00:30 PM
Uisce Beatha: Much hotter than Jenna Presley:

Allow me to introduce you all to a handy firefox extension.

www.lordargent.com

// you're welcome
 
2013-07-28 11:01:32 PM

edmo: My born again friends are all the same: reformed after partying their brains out, screwing their brains out, drinking their brains out, etc. etc.

Now they're damn sure they're better than me because they've found Jesus and all the aforementioned is wiped from the slate.


Well, to be fair, having one's brains out is a prerequisite.
 
2013-07-28 11:02:02 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.

Also, wtf is it with former porn starlets doing the whole "I found God" bit when they quit the biz? Do they really fell like they need  some kind of excuse or something? They can't just say "Look, it was fun while it lasted but I'm out. Maybe I'll make a comeback when I've spent all the money I made in porn."?


Because, with a few exceptions, porn actors are the people dumb enough to be talked into doing porn despite the well-documented effects on future employment, etc.

People that stupid are kind of the natural audience for the "quick and easy fix to all your problems" scam that Christianity is.
 
2013-07-28 11:09:26 PM

FloydA: Well, to be fair, having one's brains out is a prerequisite.


They should be as smart as you - someone who doesn't know if they're a boy or a girl.
 
2013-07-28 11:11:56 PM
Meh.  Too many tats and too many piercings.
 
2013-07-28 11:13:33 PM
This happens occasionally. Chrissy Moran and Erica Campbell both found Jesus and retired from porn too. Pity.
 
2013-07-28 11:18:11 PM

lordargent: Uisce Beatha: Much hotter than Jenna Presley:

Allow me to introduce you all to a handy firefox extension.

[www.lordargent.com image 640x433]

// you're welcome


I also mentioned her name - makes for easy GIS'ing.  But if you want to do it that way, here's more fodder:

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-07-28 11:18:52 PM
I'm friends with one of the founders of  xxxchurch (so I'm really getting a kick...).  I appreciate their porn star outreach, but the majority of their work is keeping men away from the "dangers" of watching porn, which are exaggerated.
 
2013-07-28 11:32:09 PM
Why do catholic girls love Jesus?
Because they heard he was hung like this *stretches arms far apart*
/How did no one make this joke yet?
 
2013-07-28 11:48:07 PM
The lengthy and revealing interview

Closed the tab there. Hey, I'm just sitting around wasting time on FARK, but I ain't got time for anything that could be described as "lengthy."

/This interesting-sounding YouTube vid is 8:34? Oh fark that noise.
 
2013-07-28 11:53:17 PM

Comrad36: Why do catholic girls love Jesus?
Because they heard he was hung like this *stretches arms far apart*
/How did no one make this joke yet?


It's not that funny?
 
2013-07-28 11:58:45 PM

Peter von Nostrand: I found Jesus the other day at the house. He was hiding behind the couch the whole time, that rascally fella

/self-abuse tag
//lulz


I didn't even know he was missing.
 
2013-07-28 11:59:21 PM
They don't have to be hot. They just have to take it in the eye.
 
2013-07-29 12:02:52 AM

Dingleberry Dickwad: Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.


/also eve laurence in spite of the ridiculous bolt ons
 
2013-07-29 12:05:20 AM
Whenever I see a news story about a porn star, I really just wish it was some spiteful interns last day and he was tasked with picking a picture of the porn star.
It would just add so much more flavor to the story to see a screencap of one of the pornstar in questions raunchiest "Backdoor DP Gangbang Nun Sluts 9" style shoot, with her taking two in the pooper and just deepthroating, like, five weiners at the same time.
Not that I'm into that kind of thing...
...but if I was, I'd want her dressed as a nun.
 
2013-07-29 12:16:11 AM
Bong hits Blow jobs for jesus.
 
2013-07-29 12:18:01 AM
Uisce Beatha : I also mentioned her name - makes for easy GIS'ing.

Yes, but I have now empowered the populace.

A name will get you to random galleries, but a GIS will get you to just that image set that you're looking for.

// but I've said too much already
 
2013-07-29 12:22:17 AM
Meh! Chances are the drug and suicide problems where already there it's just took self loathing, money, and fame to bring them to the surface. Hopefully she works on the actual problems instead of just tamping them down with religion and then it blows up in her face later. Well she might be use to that part of it.
 
2013-07-29 12:34:32 AM

Rwa2play: bhcompy: That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.

Aw, dude, I've seen her lately and sadly, she looks like she's been through the wringer and then some.


Not just lately. She's looked scary for awhile apparently.
 
2013-07-29 12:42:00 AM
I'm sorry.  You're all wrong.  The answer we were looking for is Jenna Haze.
 
2013-07-29 12:55:22 AM

lordargent: A name will get you to random galleries, but a GIS will get you to just that image set that you're looking for.


Fair enough.
www.exposay.com

\Because why not?
 
2013-07-29 01:20:19 AM

crazytrain: FloydA: Well, to be fair, having one's brains out is a prerequisite.

They should be as smart as you - someone who doesn't know if they're a boy or a girl.


I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head.  Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.
 
2013-07-29 01:59:34 AM
For those of you who like Stoya and Kayden they did a scene together that is so, uh, stimulating you won't make it to your bunk.
 
2013-07-29 02:16:35 AM

FloydA: I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.


Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.
 
2013-07-29 02:23:41 AM

Pentaxian: For those of you who like Stoya and Kayden they did a scene together that is so, uh, stimulating you won't make it to your bunk.


Oh, I am well aware of that of which you speak
 
2013-07-29 02:56:31 AM

FunkOut: Rwa2play: Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)

Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.

No matter how attractive one kind a woman is, she always thinks implants, tattoos, piercings, fish lips, bake-o-tan, etc will make her even more attractive. More is always better, right? But it's like taking a beautiful sportscar and adding neon glitter paint, rhinestones, Christmas lights, truck nutz, and Calvin peeing decals.


Well said.
Especially with the lip jobs. I am sure some humans have weird lips that could be fixed, but 99% of people I see have the correct size/shape lips.
 
2013-07-29 03:27:50 AM

Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]


If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.
 
2013-07-29 04:20:22 AM
So here next movie will be her as a nun who gets shown the way then?
 
2013-07-29 04:36:10 AM

Heffaloo: Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]

If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.


I can concur with that ranking

www4.pictures.zimbio.com

/Little disappointed this thread didn't turn into a SFW porn star thread.
 
2013-07-29 05:48:06 AM
Discussion about level of hotness aside, this proves that nothing good comes from religion.
 
2013-07-29 06:02:03 AM
subby misspelled Angela White.

/likes aussie chicks
 
2013-07-29 08:06:21 AM

Kenny B: [i306.photobucket.com image 500x332]


You owe me a new keyboard and monitor.  I had not seen that before.  Well played Sir!
 
2013-07-29 08:31:32 AM

ArcadianRefugee: Didn't she retire months ago?


i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-29 10:11:08 AM

Rand's lacy underwear: [www.worldofstock.com image 333x500]
On behalf of us all I welcome you to the Church of Fark.


We baptize you in some of this, so you can cleansed of all your sins...
 
2013-07-29 10:14:11 AM

o'really: Rwa2play: bhcompy: That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.

Aw, dude, I've seen her lately and sadly, she looks like she's been through the wringer and then some.

Not just lately. She's looked scary for awhile apparently.


No kidding; she looks kind of meth/crackwhore-ish.  Sad really, she was eleventy levels of hawt.

Also: Christy. Canyon.  She could do MILFy-pr0n tomorrow if she so wished because she's still hawt in her 40s.
 
2013-07-29 10:18:56 AM

Uisce Beatha: Heffaloo: Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]

If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.

I can concur with that ranking

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 418x594]

/Little disappointed this thread didn't turn into a SFW porn star thread.



media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com

Mmmmmm that smile that body that hawtness...

/I would lick her or Kayden Kross like an ice cream cone.
 
2013-07-29 10:31:36 AM

crazytrain: FloydA:

I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.

Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.


Huh? That's so blurry I can hardly make it out.

But in front & below, and in better focus, is a part of the image that's more relevant to this thread.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.

So get a room and invite him to it. Fark is not the place to learn anything, unfortunately.


By the way, a quote from FloydA's bio: "Governments exist solely for the purpose of making life better for citizens." So what's the punch line? Or if that's it where's the lead-in?

I'd say governments have no sole purpose, but that governments exist primarily for the purpose of gratifying some people's need to dominate and others' to submit. Of course other "reasons" and functions get tacked on (or stripped off) occasionally as contingency requires: for example contemporary American voters need lots of "sweet lies" to keep those juices flowing, whereas the Confederacy openly declared its purpose to be perpetuating slavery so its ideology didn't need to be so incredibly fantastic.

But anyway.
 
2013-07-29 11:02:02 AM

Heffaloo: Stoya



Oh shiat she's that chick from that book reading orgasm site


Somehow I missed the name.  uh.. more research time..
 
2013-07-29 12:05:33 PM

freewill: Resilient anus


Well that is remarkable.
 
2013-07-29 12:14:22 PM
upload.wikimedia.org


Mmmm. Curvy, wanton, and wonderful. Jewel De'Nyle. Born in the Colorado town of "Wetmore", so really, what choice did she have?

And further research reveals that her mother is now in the Pr0n, going by the name "De'Bella". I like the mature-woman pr0n, because I am nearing geezertude.

upload.wikimedia.org
And Alisha Klass, mmmm. very, VERY anal, and we can surmise that so is her one-time boyfriend Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis Anal. Think on it.
 
2013-07-29 12:23:15 PM
Everybody knows the hottest porn star of all time was Ginger Lynn.  These new girls still don't hold a candle to her greatness on the screen.
 
2013-07-29 12:24:11 PM

crazytrain: FloydA: I'm sure that comment must have seemed like it meant something in your head. Unfortunately, your meaning didn't make it all the way to the keyboard.

Looks like you're going for a bit of an androgynous thing in your profile pic, that's all.


I didn't think it would be appropriate to post nude pics in my profile.

And since you bring it up, please tell us all about the archaeology you do. And yes, I mean seriously.

This is not the right thread for that.
In any case, there is a long-standing tradition on the internet that if you have to search someone's profile to find things to argue about, you've lost the thread.

The One True TheDavid:
By the way, a quote from FloydA's bio: "Governments exist solely for the purpose of making life better for citizens." So what's the punch line? Or if that's it where's the lead-in?

I'd say governments have no sole purpose, but that governments exist primarily for the purpose of gratifying some people's need to dominate and others' to submit.


I do not accept that as a legitimate purpose.  Insofar as a government fails to make life better for its citizens, that government is not legitimate and the citizens have a right (and IMO a responsibility) to dismantle it and replace it with something that serves their needs.

But again, this is off topic for the thread.  Do either of you have anything to discuss that is not a personal investigation of my appearance and philosophy?  Ideally something related to the topic of this thread?
 
2013-07-29 12:25:53 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x396]

And Alisha Klass, mmmm. very, VERY anal, and we can surmise that so is her one-time boyfriend Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis Anal. Think on it.



I find it funny as hell that a guy with "Jailhouse" in his username would be so fixated on anal sex.

/Not to mention the "fistfark" part.
 
2013-07-29 12:35:17 PM

Rwa2play: Also: Christy. Canyon.  She could do MILFy-pr0n tomorrow if she so wished because she's still hawt in her 40s.


Obviously, things that were perky in 1984 no longer are in 2013.  But on the whole, notbad.jpg.
 
2013-07-29 12:46:06 PM

ZeroCorpse: Everybody knows the hottest porn star of all time was Ginger Lynn.  These new girls still don't hold a candle to her greatness on the screen.


It's a tie between her or Christy Canyon.

poot_rootbeer: Rwa2play: Also: Christy. Canyon.  She could do MILFy-pr0n tomorrow if she so wished because she's still hawt in her 40s.

Obviously, things that were perky in 1984 no longer are in 2013.  But on the whole, notbad.jpg.


Of course not, but I'll be honored to give her the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life.
 
2013-07-29 12:48:24 PM

ZeroCorpse: AngryJailhouseFistfark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x396]

And Alisha Klass, mmmm. very, VERY anal, and we can surmise that so is her one-time boyfriend Bruce Willis. Yes, Bruce Willis Anal. Think on it.


I find it funny as hell that a guy with "Jailhouse" in his username would be so fixated on anal sex.

/Not to mention the "fistfark" part.


You find it funny? Most find it obvious.

Anal-eroticism is part art, part science, and all wonderful.
 
2013-07-29 01:05:11 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: freewill: Resilient anus

Well that is remarkable.


It's also the name of my robot in MechWarrior Online.

Resilient Anus.
 
2013-07-29 01:15:59 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x331]


Mmmm. Curvy, wanton, and wonderful. Jewel De'Nyle. Born in the Colorado town of "Wetmore", so really, what choice did she have?

And further research reveals that her mother is now in the Pr0n, going by the name "De'Bella". I like the mature-woman pr0n, because I am nearing geezertude.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fshp_xD6F_Q
 
2013-07-29 01:17:45 PM

freewill: Resilient anus, but overall, a generic porn chick.


Band name
 
2013-07-29 03:01:04 PM

ZeroCorpse: Everybody knows the hottest porn star of all time was Ginger Lynn.  These new girls still don't hold a candle to her greatness on the screen.


Traci Lords

/FTFY
 
2013-07-29 03:34:00 PM

Rwa2play: Uisce Beatha: Heffaloo: Uisce Beatha: 'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley ... wait, when did Stoya change her name to Jenna.  Oh, not her?  Then Kayd...

Rwa2play: Kayden Kross FTMFW. Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you

Ah, someone already mentioned her.  I guess all that is left then is to provide proof of my claims

Much hotter than Jenna Presley:
[si0.twimg.com image 500x323]

If Stoya didn't exist, then Kayden Kross would be the hottest woman in porn.  Stoya is quite possibly the hottest woman to ever live.

I can concur with that ranking

[www4.pictures.zimbio.com image 418x594]

/Little disappointed this thread didn't turn into a SFW porn star thread.


[media-cache-ak2.pinimg.com image 480x718]

Mmmmmm that smile that body that hawtness...

/I would lick her or Kayden Kross like an ice cream cone.


Great smile, eager mouth, bad boob job.
 
2013-07-29 05:06:56 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Great smile, eager mouth, bad boob job.


When did Jesse change her name to Brianna Banks?
 
2013-07-29 07:29:55 PM

eas81: Traci Lords


If I wanted to get myself off to a 16-year-old girl sounding like she's having an asthma attack, I'd get back in the crawlspace under the high school.
 
2013-07-29 11:17:15 PM

Badgers: ArcadianRefugee: Didn't she retire months ago?

[i.imgur.com image 580x491]


upload.wikimedia.org
 
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