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(Bubblews)   'World's Hottest Porn Star' Jenna Presley finds Jesus at the XXX Church and retires for good. In other news, there's a XXX Church (SFW)   (bubblews.com) divider line 137
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2013-07-28 05:57:09 PM
I found Jesus the other day at the house. He was hiding behind the couch the whole time, that rascally fella

/self-abuse tag
//lulz
 
2013-07-28 06:07:08 PM
farm6.static.flickr.com

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)
 
2013-07-28 06:11:32 PM
Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.
 
2013-07-28 06:14:54 PM
In the video, she keeps saying Rachael is beautiful.  It's sad she can't compliment someone without judging their looks.
Rachael mentions the bible after "God loves porn stars tank tops" like it was an afterthought.  It all seems vaguely exploitative and kinda like the weird religiousness of 12-step, but without the planning and thought.
Also, on xxxchurch.com they claim the top 4 nations in porn revenue are China (where porn is illegal), South Korea, Japan then America.  Which apparently comes from here.  Which also claims that South Korea had over $525 per capita porn revenue in 2006.  It's all very fishy.
 
2013-07-28 06:18:17 PM
Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.
 
2013-07-28 06:27:01 PM

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


wait - porn or Christianity?
 
2013-07-28 06:28:29 PM

dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


Agreed, what's worse, someone got paid to put those in.
 
2013-07-28 06:51:22 PM

dstanley: Those are the *worst* aftermarket parts I've ever seen.


The boobs or the Christianity?
 
2013-07-28 07:08:26 PM
When are they going to make a carbon-fiber Jesus?
 
2013-07-28 07:38:31 PM
The internet should do the right thing and delete all her pictures and movies and respect her privacy.
 
2013-07-28 07:51:01 PM
Running a XXX church is goddamn freakin' brilliant! You get the tax-free status of a church and you're surrounded by chicks who measure the amount of cock they've smoked by the mile!

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2013-07-28 07:56:25 PM
I thought the xxx church was satire? I first read about it years ago and they weren't serious about it then.
 
2013-07-28 07:56:49 PM
If your name is Brittni Ruiz, your parents didn't really set you up for anything other than porn star.
 
2013-07-28 08:01:08 PM
Do I fap to this?
 
2013-07-28 08:01:10 PM
Are we talking religion Jesus or a wealthy, muscular hispanic gentleman?
 
2013-07-28 08:04:40 PM
The site had a "too many connections" mysql error before it went down.  Much like Jenna Presley I would guess.
 
2013-07-28 08:06:11 PM

UsikFark: I thought the xxx church was satire? I first read about it years ago and they weren't serious about it then.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law
 
2013-07-28 08:07:09 PM
"There's a XXX Church"

the communion is how do you say ... interesting.


This is my body,  eat me
 
2013-07-28 08:07:33 PM

staplermofo: In the video, she keeps saying Rachael is beautiful.  It's sad she can't compliment someone without judging their looks.
Rachael mentions the bible after "God loves porn stars tank tops" like it was an afterthought.  It all seems vaguely exploitative and kinda like the weird religiousness of 12-step, but without the planning and thought.
Also, on xxxchurch.com they claim the top 4 nations in porn revenue are China (where porn is illegal), South Korea, Japan then America.  Which apparently comes from here.  Which also claims that South Korea had over $525 per capita porn revenue in 2006.  It's all very fishy.


So they make shiat up just like every other church?  Seems legit.
 
2013-07-28 08:08:45 PM

JasonOfOrillia: The site had a "too many connections" mysql error before it went down.  Much like Jenna Presley I would guess.


img242.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-28 08:09:21 PM
"Perverts, on your knees!
For what you're about to receive
It's definitely def
That's deffo for Defheads
F.Def for the Death-Deaf Undef...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sd8OE3y9V4&feature=player_embedded
 
2013-07-28 08:09:25 PM

Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)


Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.
 
2013-07-28 08:10:01 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 08:11:33 PM

FloydA: Poor girl; it's always sad to see a young life thrown away like that.  I hope that she manages to escape from that degrading lifestyle and go back to doing something worthwhile.


I see what you did there :)
 
2013-07-28 08:16:38 PM

Candygram4Mongo: UsikFark: I thought the xxx church was satire? I first read about it years ago and they weren't serious about it then.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe's_law


Now that I think of it, the article's writer may have been the confused one and it came through in his piece. I got the impression back then (2005?) that it wasn't about porn or Jesus, just messing with people while keeping up the kayfab.
 
2013-07-28 08:18:46 PM
"World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.
 
2013-07-28 08:21:48 PM
'World's Hottest Porn Star'

WHAT???? How is it possible that I have never heard of her? Let me *GIS*

HAHA LOL NO.

www.asicentral.com
 
2013-07-28 08:22:18 PM

DanInKansas: "World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.


Kayden Kross FTMFW.  Smart, beautiful and will suck the soul right out you...or so I've heard.
 
2013-07-28 08:23:43 PM

DanInKansas: Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.


Bella Rossi is quite possibly the nastiest, dirtiest, most vile and disgusting 'star' in the business.  Yuck. Are you even human?
 
2013-07-28 08:24:50 PM
She'll be back.  They almost always come back.
 
2013-07-28 08:26:52 PM

DanInKansas: "World's Hottest Porn Star"????

awhellnaw.jpg

Bella Rossi and Christina Carter are about one million times hotter.

Probably telling more about myself than I should.


Nikki Rhodes for me...but I'm one of those silly ginger lovers.

/Rhodotrichophiles unite!
 
2013-07-28 08:26:54 PM
I'd disappoint her.
 
2013-07-28 08:28:04 PM
I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Belladonna.  Oh my god, that is vile.
 
2013-07-28 08:28:22 PM
Didn't she retire months ago?
 
2013-07-28 08:30:31 PM

rikkitikkitavi: I'm sorry, I'm thinking of Belladonna.  Oh my god, that is vile.


Belladonna's for when you need a little something extra to get you where you need to go.
 
2013-07-28 08:30:38 PM
She just switched addictions to the opiate of the masses.
 
2013-07-28 08:31:14 PM
I guess when you scream "Oh God" night after night, you start to believe  after a while...
 
2013-07-28 08:36:18 PM
Who?

I much prefer porn where some guy pretends to roam around some European city talking "total stranger" passers-by into having sex with him for money on camera. As if any real random woman would consent to such a thing for mere money. And what's worse some of them are so good at acting they appear turned on by him too. It has to be fake: I can't even get pretty women to hold my hand in a dark theater for popcorn plus an extra $20.
 
2013-07-28 08:36:39 PM
Is she the one from that movie "After Porn" who figured out the only way she could make any money was in porn and went back?
 
2013-07-28 08:37:22 PM
Hey,  you took the money.
Accepted the flattery
Used the drugs

No one forced you...

Enjoy your new life, make something of yourself.
I'm going back to looking at porn and those still participating in it.
 
2013-07-28 08:38:10 PM
If this is all a marketing ploy to launch male chastity cock locks I will buy 5 on principle.
 
2013-07-28 08:40:03 PM
It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.
 
2013-07-28 08:41:45 PM

Zombie DJ: It's a good church but when they pass the communal wine, just wipe the lip of the goblet off first.
Trust me.


Have you watched porn?  She takes the chalice halfway down her throat and makes gagging sounds.
 
2013-07-28 08:42:25 PM

stuhayes2010: She'll be back.  They almost always come back.


Because no one with any ability to look up information online will ever hire her or anyone else affiliated with the business. Unless she saved her money and got herself an education where she could start her own business (both very doubtful), she'll have to come back.

/pre-boob job, she was pretty hot
//post-boob job, one word: fugly
 
2013-07-28 08:42:32 PM

Rwa2play: Therion: [farm6.static.flickr.com image 333x500]

ran the obligatory GIS, safe search off, with and without adding the magic word "nude"

caveat: she looks better dressed.

(WWJD about bolt-ons?)

Yeah, she actually had nice naturals before the tatts and the bolt-ons.


No matter how attractive one kind a woman is, she always thinks implants, tattoos, piercings, fish lips, bake-o-tan, etc will make her even more attractive. More is always better, right? But it's like taking a beautiful sportscar and adding neon glitter paint, rhinestones, Christmas lights, truck nutz, and Calvin peeing decals.
 
2013-07-28 08:42:46 PM
The relation between religion and porn has been well-documented. Performers often allude to higher beings, screaming thing like "oh my god!" and "holy shiat!" in the middle of their work, so a XXX church was just bound to happen.
 
2013-07-28 08:43:11 PM
That's not Chasey Lain, submitter.
 
2013-07-28 08:47:56 PM
Sorry, but that doesn't look like Sunny Lane or Jynx Maze subby.

Also, wtf is it with former porn starlets doing the whole "I found God" bit when they quit the biz? Do they really fell like they need  some kind of excuse or something? They can't just say "Look, it was fun while it lasted but I'm out. Maybe I'll make a comeback when I've spent all the money I made in porn."?
 
2013-07-28 08:51:52 PM
I wonder if there is some twisted market for Christian porn out there.... perhaps involving Mary and all the wise Magi while Joseph is watching... actually forget I said that.
 
2013-07-28 08:52:49 PM

akuma976: Do I fap to this?


The boobs or the Christianity?
 
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