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(New Zealand Herald)   You get kicked off a Harry Potter fan forum. Do you... c) get another forum participant's image tattooed on your thigh, dedicate a sexually explicit story to her, and send her dozens of emails, texts and letters with death threats   (nzherald.co.nz) divider line 53
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2013-07-28 04:55:21 PM
On the next cover of Internet Tough Guy magazine....
 
2013-07-28 05:00:56 PM
media.nzherald.co.nz

What the hell?
 
2013-07-28 05:49:14 PM

cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]


i.imgur.com

 
2013-07-28 05:50:32 PM
Ermahgerd!
 
2013-07-28 05:57:22 PM

cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]

What the hell?


What, you think she wouldn't look like that?
 
2013-07-28 05:58:28 PM
Fifty Shades Of Psychosis
 
2013-07-28 06:02:00 PM

Mugato: cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]

What the hell?

What, you think she wouldn't look like that?


That's the stalker........
 
2013-07-28 06:02:18 PM
I'd brush her teeth, If you know what I mean *wink wink*  *Nudge nudge*
 
2013-07-28 06:05:30 PM

cretinbob: Mugato: cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]

What the hell?

What, you think she wouldn't look like that?

That's the stalker........


Yeah.
 
2013-07-28 06:31:24 PM
I wonder if Drew has ever dealt with a overzealous faker writing rape fics about him.
 
2013-07-28 06:32:33 PM
Or a) not be in a Harry Potter forum.
 
2013-07-28 06:37:24 PM
...And I thought all ITGs were male....

/ looking at that picture again, I may still be right about that....
 
2013-07-28 06:40:34 PM
She looks exactly like you would expect a Harry Potter fan to look

/i liked the books
/movies were meh
 
2013-07-28 06:42:51 PM
Romilda Insane
 
2013-07-28 06:44:53 PM

cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]

What the hell?


It be crazy.
 
2013-07-28 06:47:10 PM

cretinbob: Mugato: cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]

What the hell?

What, you think she wouldn't look like that?

That's the stalker........


I assume that's the stalker, but there's really no way to tell for sure since the article lacks some basic information. I was also confused when early in the article I read, "But the pair fell out after Parker was kicked off the forum several years ago." Usually when you say "but", you've established something already and are now speaking about what happened next. This article just starts out with the "but". I mean, I can infer that maybe once they worked together, or were friends, or something I guess, but like the person in the picture, it's not really clear.
 
2013-07-28 06:49:11 PM
That is potato-level stalking right there.
 
2013-07-28 06:55:56 PM

cretinbob: [media.nzherald.co.nz image 458x230]

What the hell?


OK I kinda expected her to look that way, I did not expect the fact that she is 28. Obsessing over a kids book, a good one, but still Green Eggs and Ham
 
2013-07-28 06:57:17 PM
so this begs the question, which Farker's photo would you have tattooed on you?
 
2013-07-28 07:04:21 PM
You almost have to respect the unbridled lunacy.  This entire story would be panned if it were a movie for being too unbelievable.
 
2013-07-28 07:07:30 PM
People who write fan fiction seem to be universally insane.
 
2013-07-28 07:11:26 PM
She sounds like she's legit mentally ill. Not that that would make me feel any better if were the woman she's stalking.

There's actually a lot of excellent fanfic out there, written by sane people because they find it enjoyable. Unfortunately it only takes one loon to turn a fun activity into a snakepit of IP tracking, sockpuppeting, accusations of crazy shiat and eventual complete meltdown.

/anyone remember Msscribe? Or Bit of Earth? Please tell me I'm not the only one.
 
2013-07-28 07:12:23 PM
If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.
 
2013-07-28 07:12:54 PM
So, everybody's freaking out just because some chick sent some author postcards and got a tattoo of her? Welcome to publishing, sugar. Get over it.
 
2013-07-28 07:13:20 PM

ModernPrimitive01: so this begs the question, which Farker's photo would you have tattooed on you?


Psychohazard.

/ All over my body.
//  Except 1 inch taller.
/// 3's
 
2013-07-28 07:18:37 PM
Is this the woman who thought she was soulbonded with Frodo or something and scammed people out of a convention or party or something?

My crazy fandom IQ isn't hight.
 
2013-07-28 07:20:05 PM

Gunderson: I'd brush her teeth, If you know what I mean *wink wink*  *Nudge nudge*


No, I haven't got the faintest Goddamned idea what you mean, and don't wish to have one.
Go away.
 
2013-07-28 07:22:09 PM

Old Man Winter: I wonder if Drew has ever dealt with a overzealous faker writing rape fics about him.


If he hasn't yet, he will soon...

/brb, writing fanfic
 
2013-07-28 07:23:04 PM

MrEricSir: If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.


Woah. The Dominatrix fan-fic was a bit of a twist.
 
2013-07-28 07:26:02 PM

spamdog: People who write fan fiction seem to be universally insane.


Hey! That's not...okay, yeah, I guess. Still, not all of us are insane in an illegal and horrific way. That's mostly the Harry Potter writers. Those people are nuts.
 
2013-07-28 07:27:41 PM

MrEricSir: If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.


Eww, her underwear is see thru.
 
2013-07-28 07:32:08 PM

Old Man Winter: I wonder if Drew has ever dealt with a overzealous faker writing rape fics about him.


You haven't? They give you a free month of TFD if you do.
 
2013-07-28 07:34:28 PM

MrEricSir: If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.


Are those supposed to be likenesses of Melissa Anelli?
 
2013-07-28 07:47:07 PM

wellreadneck: MrEricSir: If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Are those supposed to be likenesses of Melissa Anelli?


This is the stalkee:

harryeseusfasolivro.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-28 07:48:56 PM

Old Man Winter: I wonder if Drew has ever dealt with a overzealous faker writing rape fics about him.


That's the Politics Tab.

ModernPrimitive01: so this begs the question, which Farker's photo would you have tattooed on you?


TMLO's Letter Opener.
 
2013-07-28 07:53:28 PM

ModernPrimitive01: so this begs the question, which Farker's photo would you have tattooed on you?


Gorgor
 
2013-07-28 07:54:47 PM
Ain't no krazy like Kiwi krazy.
/Why are there so manyyyyy
//Songs about rainbooooows
 
2013-07-28 08:01:08 PM

OtherLittleGuy: wellreadneck: MrEricSir: If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Are those supposed to be likenesses of Melissa Anelli?

This is the stalkee:

[harryeseusfasolivro.files.wordpress.com image 200x297]


She's cute. I should probably tattoo her likeness on my body and stalk her.
 
2013-07-28 09:27:23 PM
Well that escalated quickly.
 
2013-07-28 09:46:46 PM
Hairy Pooter and Chancre of Meerkats....

jeremywheaton.typepad.com
What's going on in here?


Does anybody have the original of that?
4.bp.blogspot.com

Why yes. Yes, I do.
 
2013-07-28 09:49:27 PM
Jesus christ all that over some stupid forum? Whine at the mods? Meh that's normal but holy shiat that biatch be nuts.
 
2013-07-28 10:13:11 PM
After reading the headline I was half-expecting the story was going to be about someone I knew from back in the early '00s, back when I used to hang around a different Harry Potter-related online forum. (Not Melissa's, a different one, the one Rowling sued.) One of the owners was a very-late-middle-aged man from South Carolina who managed to creep out each of the female forum participants in private chats, one user at a time.

(Don't judge me, I made lots of friends there who I still keep in touch with, including some of the smartest and funniest people I've ever known...)
 
2013-07-28 10:36:25 PM
Well, call me a romantic...
 
2013-07-28 10:43:12 PM
This is kind of like the time I tattooed Fondle My Sweaters' face on my thigh when I got a TFD timeout for submitting a poop thread.
 
2013-07-28 11:52:11 PM

Crewmannumber6: She looks exactly like you would expect a Harry Potter fan to look

/i liked the books
/movies were meh


Books were meh, movies were bad for me. Maybe I was too old to get it.
 
2013-07-29 12:16:22 AM

homeschooled: This is kind of like the time I tattooed Fondle My Sweaters' face on my thigh when I got a TFD timeout for submitting a poop thread.


media.cleveland.com

Some Farker who's a fan of TeddyRoosoveltsMustache
 
2013-07-29 02:43:41 AM

ModernPrimitive01: so this begs the question, which Farker's photo would you have tattooed on you?


TMLO... was there ever a real question?

/...it's the final countdooooown!!!!....
 
2013-07-29 03:00:49 AM

OtherLittleGuy: wellreadneck: MrEricSir: If you really want to see the tattoos there's photos here. But don't say I didn't warn you.

Are those supposed to be likenesses of Melissa Anelli?

This is the stalkee:

[harryeseusfasolivro.files.wordpress.com image 200x297]


I would tattoo my penis on her if you know what I mean.
 
2013-07-29 06:38:47 AM
Hufflepuffs Gone Bad.
 
2013-07-29 10:13:03 AM
I'm a big fan of Melissa, having been a part of her site a long time ago. I'm glad she has half a planet between her and crazy.
 
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