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(Daily Mail)   Gentlemen, start your engines: Christina Aguilera is hot again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 90
    More: Spiffy, Christina Aguilera, pink, NBC, Beverly Hilton Hotel, Carson Daly, The Voice, Christian Louboutin, American Music Awards  
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2013-07-28 01:09:20 PM  
Again?
 
2013-07-28 01:23:02 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Again?


Yeah, I would have had no problem getting down with her during her chunky phase.
 
2013-07-28 01:40:24 PM  
Thank God she finally lost all that disgusting weight!  Now she is finally worthy of attention once again, and won't be an embarrassment sitting next to Cee Lo Green.
 
2013-07-28 01:41:15 PM  
Only if she catches on fire.
 
2013-07-28 01:43:47 PM  
FTFA: There's a saying that nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

fark you, Cassie Carpenter.
 
2013-07-28 01:59:28 PM  
She was hot...

the whole time.

scrapetv.com
 
2013-07-28 02:15:13 PM  
i42.tinypic.com

compare with the original.
 
2013-07-28 03:04:15 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Apparently Cee-Lo gained the weight she lost.

\and yes, Brian May is right about  The Voice.
 
2013-07-28 03:22:22 PM  

FlashHarry: [i42.tinypic.com image 382x480]

compare with the original.


Looks like she still had aftermarket components.
 
2013-07-28 03:54:32 PM  
Cee Lo Green is now about as wide as he is tall.
 
2013-07-28 03:54:55 PM  
Well, thank god she got over that silly period where her weight was something less than ideal for a celebrity of her gender.
Hopefully, if she was pushed hard enough, she developed an eating disorder and self-image issue so that we never have to look at a chunky Aguilera again.
 
2013-07-28 03:58:14 PM  

Infernalist: Well, thank god she got over that silly period where her weight was something less than ideal for a celebrity of her gender.
Hopefully, if she was pushed hard enough, she developed an eating disorder and self-image issue so that we never have to look at a chunky Aguilera again.


We can only hope.
 
2013-07-28 04:04:36 PM  

FlashHarry: [i42.tinypic.com image 382x480]

compare with the original.


This illustrates that there's really something wrong with her face now.  She had a perfect face then, and she's probably jacked it up with plastic surgery now.

Having said that, I'm with the "she's always been hot" crowd.  Angry god in all of her phases.  Up there with Kate Upton and Scarlett Johansson in the world's hottest chick category.
 
2013-07-28 04:05:30 PM  
Always a fat person inside.
 
2013-07-28 04:05:34 PM  
Hot?  maybe not.  But getting warmer....

And Cee lo is proportioned like a dwarf.
 
2013-07-28 04:07:55 PM  
What is the issue with tan biatches having pale faces?
 
2013-07-28 04:08:43 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Always a fat person inside.


I Hope So.

/Fat Person Who Would Live To Be Inside her.
 
2013-07-28 04:09:43 PM  
Sptiffy
 
2013-07-28 04:11:47 PM  
Don't believe everything you read.....still looks kinda chunky to me (not that there is anything wrong with that).
 
2013-07-28 04:13:31 PM  
You can make her skinny but can you get rid of the skanky?
 
2013-07-28 04:17:05 PM  
Any excuse at all to post this video.
 
2013-07-28 04:17:17 PM  

Piizzadude: You can make her skinny but can you get rid of the skanky?



But enough about Snooki.....
 
2013-07-28 04:24:44 PM  
Anyone capable of decorating a house like this:  http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/the-house-that-dirrty-buil t -inside-christina-aguileras-135-million-beverly-hills-mansion/story-e6 frfn09-1226273786561 is off my "to do" list no matter how hot she looks.

That's bunny-boiler levels of crazy right there.
 
2013-07-28 04:25:34 PM  

kingflower: Don't believe everything you read.....still looks kinda chunky to me (not that there is anything wrong with that).


You are one badly damaged person.
 
2013-07-28 04:27:06 PM  
I'm still not over her winning the Best New Artist Grammy over Susan Tedeschi.

/those wounds run pretty deep
//Macho Grande
 
2013-07-28 04:30:48 PM  

StopLurkListen: kingflower: Don't believe everything you read.....still looks kinda chunky to me (not that there is anything wrong with that).

You are one badly damaged person.


Welcome to Fark!
 
2013-07-28 04:36:13 PM  

Arachnophobe: Any excuse at all to post this video.




The blocks of makeup looks like CGI.
 
2013-07-28 04:37:56 PM  

towatchoverme: Anyone capable of decorating a house like this:  http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/the-house-that-dirrty-buil t -inside-christina-aguileras-135-million-beverly-hills-mansion/story-e6 frfn09-1226273786561 is off my "to do" list no matter how hot she looks.

That's bunny-boiler levels of crazy right there.


Looks like buying shiat out of a magazine.
 
2013-07-28 04:57:47 PM  

towatchoverme: Anyone capable of decorating a house like this:  http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/the-house-that-dirrty-buil t -inside-christina-aguileras-135-million-beverly-hills-mansion/story-e6 frfn09-1226273786561 is off my "to do" list no matter how hot she looks.

That's bunny-boiler levels of crazy right there.


Never hire a drag queen as your interior designer.
 
2013-07-28 04:58:50 PM  
www.judiciaryreport.com

Simpsons Oprah did it
 
2013-07-28 04:59:26 PM  

towatchoverme: Anyone capable of decorating a house like this:  http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/the-house-that-dirrty-buil t -inside-christina-aguileras-135-million-beverly-hills-mansion/story-e6 frfn09-1226273786561 is off my "to do" list no matter how hot she looks.

That's bunny-boiler levels of crazy right there.


God...it looks like Las Vegas vomited.
 
2013-07-28 05:05:52 PM  
www.foxyvoxy.com
 
2013-07-28 05:21:26 PM  

Revek: Only if she catches on fire.


I think we're in the minority, but I agree.  She is not, nor has she ever been, hot.  Headline is wrong.
 
2013-07-28 05:22:42 PM  
It feels like the first time, feels like the very first time!
 
2013-07-28 05:32:31 PM  
I've seen squares less perpendicular than CLo Green
 
2013-07-28 05:39:37 PM  
¡Aye, Chihuahua!
 
2013-07-28 05:49:14 PM  
Meh. I liked the meat on her
 
2013-07-28 06:02:07 PM  
In the shots where she's posing her head doesn't seem to match with her body. There's just something.. odd there.
 
2013-07-28 06:11:48 PM  
I was actually more attracted to her in the chub phase. Always thought she was nasty but changed my mind when I saw her on the Voice, now she's back to not getting my cock erect.
 
2013-07-28 06:16:53 PM  
She's always had that "hottest chick in the trailer park" look to me.  Attractive, but in a trashy sort of way.
 
2013-07-28 06:36:58 PM  
 
2013-07-28 06:37:29 PM  

PillsHere: She's always had that "hottest chick in the trailer park" look to me.  Attractive, but in a trashy sort of way.


Exactly this!  Same feeling about Jaime Pressly even before that being her role on TV.
 
2013-07-28 06:45:14 PM  
Yeah losing weight does not cure herpes, so I'm going with a no on this one. But if her and a hot Britney (not sure if she is currently hot or not) ever decide to do a porno together I'm willing to fork over a couple of bucks providing it has an ass to ass scene.
 
2013-07-28 06:48:00 PM  
 
2013-07-28 07:05:43 PM  

Waldo Pepper: oukewldave: PillsHere: She's always had that "hottest chick in the trailer park" look to me.  Attractive, but in a trashy sort of way.

Exactly this!  Same feeling about Jaime Pressly even before that being her role on TV.

is there anything wrong with this?


Not for some I guess.  I'm just not into trailer trash looking girls.  I always preferred Mandy Moore type if we are picking late 90s pop girls.
 
2013-07-28 07:22:43 PM  
Who shopped Cindi Lauper's face on young Christina Aguilera's body?
 
2013-07-28 07:41:35 PM  
It looks like she got stuck in the tanning booth until she was thin enough to get out.
 
2013-07-28 08:03:38 PM  

ten foiled hats: Revek: Only if she catches on fire.

I think we're in the minority, but I agree.  She is not, nor has she ever been, hot.  Headline is wrong.


i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-28 08:07:27 PM  
It looks like she's wearing a Christina Aguilera mask. What happened to her face?
 
A7
2013-07-28 08:15:33 PM  
She's just a pig trying to hook a man or woman so she can blimp out again.
 
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