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(Starpulse)   Lady Gaga's upcoming album "ARTPOP" must be really bad, because she just posed naked for the second time in a week to promote it   (starpulse.com) divider line 66
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2013-07-28 01:01:28 PM
Can't say I'm really a fan of her music, but I certainly do appreciate that she's brought spectacle to it all.
 
2013-07-28 01:15:10 PM
I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.
 
2013-07-28 01:33:05 PM

HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.


Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.
 
2013-07-28 01:37:56 PM

TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.


Faked, pronounced like naked
 
2013-07-28 02:20:29 PM
img.fark.net

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.
 
2013-07-28 02:45:46 PM

rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.


I've been trying to find a way to work that into a headline since the Lady Gaga naked stories first popped up a couple days ago.

Never could manage it.
 
2013-07-28 02:53:46 PM

FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

I've been trying to find a way to work that into a headline since the Lady Gaga naked stories first popped up a couple days ago.

Never could manage it.


I'm pretty sure that's a white guy wearing a knit skullcap.
 
2013-07-28 03:28:12 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

I've been trying to find a way to work that into a headline since the Lady Gaga naked stories first popped up a couple days ago.

Never could manage it.

I'm pretty sure that's a white guy wearing a knit skullcap.


This.

Here's another photo from the same concert:

i140.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 03:41:46 PM

TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.


Implied nude/naked
 
2013-07-28 03:46:35 PM
I keep hoping she'll do a collection of thirties and forties pop covers, a la Rod Stewart or Bryan Ferry. That duet she did with Tony Bennett is great.
 
2013-07-28 03:55:50 PM
LG devotee LewDux will join this thread in 4....3....2.....1
 
2013-07-28 04:01:06 PM
That doesn't mean it's bad. It just means it's Lady Gaga. I believe she has 'kaiju transformation' scheduled for Tuesday.
 
2013-07-28 04:03:20 PM

rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.


That poor fellow on the right looks like he's been rubbing his head against that spangled brassiere.

/ not an improvement on the dimpler meme.
// someone else take a swing.
 
2013-07-28 04:06:48 PM

Sid_6.7: TuteTibiImperes: FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

I've been trying to find a way to work that into a headline since the Lady Gaga naked stories first popped up a couple days ago.

Never could manage it.

I'm pretty sure that's a white guy wearing a knit skullcap.

This.

Here's another photo from the same concert:

[i140.photobucket.com image 400x300]


/facepalm

HOW long have you been reading Fark?
 
2013-07-28 04:09:53 PM
Also, I bet the chair she's posing on in that picture really, really hurts to sit on.
 
2013-07-28 04:18:35 PM

TuteTibiImperes: FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

I've been trying to find a way to work that into a headline since the Lady Gaga naked stories first popped up a couple days ago.

Never could manage it.

I'm pretty sure that's a white guy wearing a knit skullcap.


Fail
 
2013-07-28 04:19:11 PM

Disgruntled Goat: Also, I bet the chair she's posing on in that picture really, really hurts to sit on.


I'm sure I can find something way more comfortable to sit on...
 
2013-07-28 04:31:58 PM

TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.


The term is 'implied nudity'. But even then you'll get some artists/photographers arguing over that.
 
2013-07-28 04:37:06 PM

TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.


Yes, there should be a single word or phrase for "knows the difference between a photographer and a gynecologist."
 
2013-07-28 04:43:28 PM
img.fark.net

These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.
 
2013-07-28 04:46:25 PM
I hope she isn't dripping or anything, she is going to mess up those boards.
 
2013-07-28 04:50:11 PM
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 04:50:40 PM
Lady Gaga's upcoming album "ARTPOP" must be really bad, because she just posed naked for the second time in a week to promote it it's a Lady Gaga album

Fixed for accuracy
 
2013-07-28 04:53:35 PM
i.imgur.com
"...Naked, naked, naked."

 
2013-07-28 04:54:44 PM
Did she even show her penis?
 
2013-07-28 04:58:04 PM

Uncle Tractor: [i560.photobucket.com image 466x500]


Actually, in your grandpa's day nudie magazines like Playboy were quite tame by today's standards. You'd see boobies and that was about it. The vag was taboo.

For example, the previous Lady Gaga "nude but not nude" pic (http://we-are-awesome.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lady-gaga- nu de-naked-v-magazine-artpop-2013-full-size.jpg, NSFW!) would be shocking by 1950s standards. Even to show a little bit of her crotch area with a hand covering it would be out of bounds.
 
2013-07-28 04:59:05 PM

Sid_6.7: TuteTibiImperes: FirstNationalBastard: rickythepenguin: [img.fark.net image 500x375]

I just feel bad for the black guy on the right because he looks like he stuck his head in a golf ball dimpler.

I've been trying to find a way to work that into a headline since the Lady Gaga naked stories first popped up a couple days ago.

Never could manage it.

I'm pretty sure that's a white guy wearing a knit skullcap.

This.

Here's another photo from the same concert:

[i140.photobucket.com image 400x300]


wait, what?

Please tell me you keep doing this bit and it's not the first time that conversation happened exactly that same way.
Becuase if not, that's one hell of a deja vu.


Anyway....the goggles do nothing
 
2013-07-28 05:01:16 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: Actually, in your grandpa's day nudie magazines like Playboy were quite tame by today's standards. You'd see boobies and that was about it. The vag was taboo.


True, but then again, when some celebrity poses "nude," the result is usually even tamer than granpa's nudie mags.
 
2013-07-28 05:10:54 PM

The photo is shopped, but I found the original:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 05:11:44 PM
So...no pics of her post-op 'shina?
 
2013-07-28 05:17:01 PM
c240877.r77.cf1.rackcdn.com
popdust.com

Haters can keep on hating
 
2013-07-28 05:25:27 PM
Actually not a bad picture of her.

She's not what could be considered a classic beauty, her face is a bit too mannish for that.
But the body is definitely healthy in the fit and firm w/o being too thin variety.

Having poked my hand on a motherboard before, I do give her credit for placing her weight on on one like that.
That hurts.
 
2013-07-28 05:35:51 PM
She's actually not bad so long as there's a couple paper bags laying around to use.
 
2013-07-28 05:49:37 PM

Beerguy: [c240877.r77.cf1.rackcdn.com image 850x567]
[popdust.com image 659x441]

Haters can keep on hating


Goddamn! Girl gots some nice thighs and turd cutter there!
 
2013-07-28 05:58:46 PM

TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.


"Naked" is what you are when you're alone in the bathroom.  "Nude" is what you are when you intentionally take your clothes off and pose for photographs, paintings, etchings, enamels, encaustic paintings, scluptures, lithographs, etc.

She "posed nude", or "in the nude".
 
2013-07-28 06:18:50 PM

Dwight_Yeast: TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.

"Naked" is what you are when you're alone in the bathroom.  "Nude" is what you are when you intentionally take your clothes off and pose for photographs, paintings, etchings, enamels, encaustic paintings, scluptures, lithographs, etc.

She "posed nude", or "in the nude".


So you would define nudity as intentional, while nakedness is incidental?
 
2013-07-28 06:26:29 PM
Virtual Pariah:
She's not what could be considered a classic beauty, her facepenis is a bit too mannish for that.
But the body is definitely healthy in the fit and firm w/o being too thin variety.



FTFY.
 
2013-07-28 06:29:58 PM

Sid_6.7: Dwight_Yeast: TuteTibiImperes: HotWingAgenda: I'm baffled by just how many English speakers have no clue what the phrase "posed naked" means.

Well, she doesn't have any clothes on, but I agree, we need a better term for people who pose without clothes, but cover all of the naughty bits.

"Naked" is what you are when you're alone in the bathroom.  "Nude" is what you are when you intentionally take your clothes off and pose for photographs, paintings, etchings, enamels, encaustic paintings, scluptures, lithographs, etc.

She "posed nude", or "in the nude".

So you would define nudity as intentional, while nakedness is incidental?


a little get that takes off their clothes and runs outside is naked.

I think their is an age bar for nude/naked.

A model that is posed to appear naked but cover privates is considered implied nude.
 
2013-07-28 07:09:04 PM

DanZero: [img.fark.net image 498x374]

These are Quinn's remains. He had many brushes with death, and now he sits atop Lady Gaga's keyboard at the show I went to. While I was there, there was this unfortunate black man who put his head in a golf ball dimpler. I heard he put a Best Buy manager through a store wall because he was offered a warranty on a cordless phone. At the time, I was working for the US Mint, so I was getting a kick out of these replies. Because some Farkers will believe anything they hear.

here.

/sorry, pet peeve
 
2013-07-28 07:09:18 PM
I feel like subby is new to Lady Gaga.
 
2013-07-28 07:19:07 PM

Beerguy: [c240877.r77.cf1.rackcdn.com image 850x567]
[popdust.com image 659x441]

Haters can keep on hating


Well, there goes any chance of getting an erection for the next week. Thanks, asshole.
 
2013-07-28 07:19:43 PM

elgripe: I feel like subby is new to Lady Gaga.


Looking back at all the other times the woman has used nudity to call attention to herself, I'd say subby is pretty accurate.
 
2013-07-28 07:25:03 PM
She's naked because she's alive and likes to be naked.  The quality of her album is unrelated.
 
2013-07-28 07:29:45 PM

RoxtarRyan: Beerguy: [c240877.r77.cf1.rackcdn.com image 850x567]
[popdust.com image 659x441]

Haters can keep on hating

Well, there goes any chance of getting an erection for the next week. Thanks, asshole.


So pictures of women with decent bodies in moderately sexual poses are a turn off for you?

Since this is Fark I can't tell if you're serious or not... Goddamn I've been here too long.

And just in case

www.miataturbo.net
 
2013-07-28 07:34:10 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: So pictures of women with decent bodies in moderately sexual poses are a turn off for you?


Seeing Dee Snider try to lick his own anus doesn't do much for me, nope.
 
2013-07-28 07:37:35 PM

RoxtarRyan: Dingleberry Dickwad: So pictures of women with decent bodies in moderately sexual poses are a turn off for you?

Seeing Dee Snider try to lick his own anus doesn't do much for me, nope.


That, and the fact that she bears a strange resemblance to Kathy Griffin in the 1st photo.  Both images make this fan girl's, um, "ocean recede", if you will.
 
2013-07-28 07:38:56 PM

RoxtarRyan: Dingleberry Dickwad: So pictures of women with decent bodies in moderately sexual poses are a turn off for you?

Seeing Dee Snider try to lick his own anus doesn't do much for me, nope.


Well that's your problem, you looked at her face. Never look at a hot bodied woman's face, you'll usually be disappointed.

But seriously though, Dee Snider? I can deal with people who say her looks aren't their thing but you may need your eyes checked if
i.telegraph.co.uk

looks like

www1.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-07-28 07:42:16 PM

RoxtarRyan: Dingleberry Dickwad: So pictures of women with decent bodies in moderately sexual poses are a turn off for you?

Seeing Dee Snider try to lick his own anus doesn't do much for me, nope.


cover both their faces and look just at their bodies and then tell me that lady gaga looks like dee snider
 
2013-07-28 08:20:59 PM

LisaNeedsBraces: elgripe: I feel like subby is new to Lady Gaga.

Looking back at all the other times the woman has used nudity to call attention to herself, I'd say subby is pretty accurate.


She's naked all the time, regardless of product to support.
 
2013-07-28 08:55:45 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: RoxtarRyan: Dingleberry Dickwad: So pictures of women with decent bodies in moderately sexual poses are a turn off for you?

Seeing Dee Snider try to lick his own anus doesn't do much for me, nope.

Well that's your problem, you looked at her face. Never look at a hot bodied woman's face, you'll usually be disappointed.

But seriously though, Dee Snider? I can deal with people who say her looks aren't their thing but you may need your eyes checked if
[i.telegraph.co.uk image 620x387]

looks like

[www1.pictures.zimbio.com image 428x594]


I'm sorry, but you put those two pics together and now I see the resemblance.  She does have a better bod though.
 
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