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(YouTube)   For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain because today's the day the teddy bears have their pole dance   (youtube.com) divider line 21
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2013-07-28 01:49:08 PM
That's apparently a very poplar tree.

/Thanks Subby. I enjoyed it.
 
2013-07-28 03:14:32 PM
But where do you put the $20 bills?
 
2013-07-28 03:21:43 PM
That wasn't very erotic.
 
2013-07-28 03:34:20 PM
For every bear that ever there was

I know of at least one that wasn't.
 
2013-07-28 03:45:33 PM

Stantz: But where do you put the $20 bills?


In their Bear Claws.
 
2013-07-28 04:09:49 PM
Obligatory?

/nsfw lyrics
 
2013-07-28 04:16:25 PM

pjbreeze: That wasn't very erotic.


Would have prefered these bears?
 
2013-07-28 04:54:01 PM

Pray 4 Mojo: That's apparently a very poplar tree.

/Thanks Subby. I enjoyed it.


Video, awesome. Music, ugh.
 
2013-07-28 05:06:44 PM
nice
 
2013-07-28 05:36:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 06:11:27 PM
Good find and good headline, subby.  I giggled.
 
2013-07-28 10:12:02 PM
That music sucked.... here you go, better version
 
2013-07-28 10:55:53 PM
If you go down in the woods today you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today you'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the Teddy Bears have their pole dance

Every Teddy Bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees they'll hide and seek as long as they
please
That's the way the Teddy Bears have their pole dance
Pole dance time for Teddy Bears
The little Teddy Bears are having a lovely time today
Watch them, catch them unaware and see them pole dance on their holiday
See them gaily gad about
They love to play and shout
They never have any cares
At six o'clock their Mummies and Daddies will take them home to bed
'Cause they're tired little Teddy Bears

If you go down in the woods today you better not go alone
It's lovely down in the woods today but safer to stay at home
For every bear that ever there was will gather there for certain
Because today's the day the Teddy Bears have their pole dance

ear-worm du jour
 
2013-07-28 11:12:06 PM
 
2013-07-29 02:09:54 AM
That video shows a lot of forbearance.
 
2013-07-29 05:09:09 AM

Pray 4 Mojo: That's apparently a very poplar tree.


Sitting in it sounds like a lark.
 
2013-07-29 06:28:34 AM
and that, my friends, is why you should never lick trees in the woods when you don't know where they've been.
 
2013-07-29 08:15:40 AM
Recognized the guitar immediately as Ewan Dobson.  That's just one guy, using one guitar.  Look him up on YouTube, the dude's got some serious talent.  Hell, him and everyone else on CandyRat records for that matter.

/Check out his song "Time 2", it's techno as performed on an acoustic guitar.  It's wild.
 
2013-07-29 09:23:57 AM
That was like a bear orgy in the middle of the video.
 
2013-07-29 11:04:01 AM
Bears don't dig on dancing. They are homophobic hairy farkers with 2 left feet.
 
2013-07-30 01:42:28 AM
Video is now private?
 
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