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(ESPN)   You know who else had to pull out of a golf tournament because he had sex with a woman?   (espn.go.com) divider line 14
    More: Interesting, Hunter Mahan, Dustin Johnson, Brandt Snedeker, golf  
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3151 clicks; posted to Sports » on 28 Jul 2013 at 2:38 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-28 12:52:07 PM
Well, if he had pulled out earlier, he wouldn't be in this mess now
 
2013-07-28 02:52:01 PM

Donnchadha: Well, if he had pulled out earlier, he wouldn't be in this mess now


I made a similar joke while on the course earlier.
 
2013-07-28 03:07:25 PM
OK that was a clever headline.
 
2013-07-28 03:08:01 PM
With the lead, no less. Respect!
 
2013-07-28 03:10:25 PM
Babe Didrikson?

/jk... I don't know if he ever had to actually pull out of a tournament.
 
2013-07-28 03:14:06 PM
Bob Barker?
 
2013-07-28 03:17:40 PM
Hitler? it's always Hitler, right?
 
2013-07-28 04:38:08 PM
I know that a woman in labor just MIGHT beat you with a golf club, it won't happen in this case. Good luck with the baby!
 
2013-07-28 04:44:26 PM
Kid Kraddick?

Oh wait, that was...never mind.
 
2013-07-28 05:48:26 PM
The bishop from Caddyshack?

/rat farts
 
2013-07-28 06:04:01 PM

Neeek: Hitler? it's always Hitler, right?


Those bunkers were pretty lethal.
 
2013-07-28 06:19:07 PM
Mitch Cumstein, my roommate.
 
2013-07-28 06:23:44 PM

UNC_Samurai: Neeek: Hitler? it's always Hitler, right?

Those bunkers were pretty lethal.


He was kicked out for putsching... just putsching  at night.

/trying to drag it back to Caddyshack
 
2013-07-29 09:20:09 AM
FTA: Dustin Johnson also shot 63 in rainy conditions on Saturday and sits at 11 under after 54 holes.
Johnson didn't get news that Mahan, whose wife's due date was still a month away, was returning to Dallas until late in his round.

"It's one of those situations where you probably wouldn't expect him to have to leave. But sometimes that's just how it works," said Johnson, who played with Mahan through the first two rounds.


Oh look, it's that douche. "Well, he was golfing great. I just don't get why he would leave at that point. I wouldn't marry a woman who wouldn;t have a baby without me if I was doing that well hurpdurp".

Wonder what his Fark handle is.
 
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