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(Some Guy)   David Cameron wants to ban Harry Potter as part of his cunning plan to save the world from porn and people who want to see a little too much of Hermione Granger   (watcherofthedawn.wordpress.com) divider line 116
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2013-07-28 10:41:52 AM
www.motivationals.org
 
2013-07-28 10:55:00 AM
He's confusing real magic with fake magic.
 
2013-07-28 11:07:02 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.motivationals.org image 643x526]


I can see The Rock has been summoned for duty.

Excellent work.
 
2013-07-28 11:12:56 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.motivationals.org image 643x526]


Good.  Was hoping someone wouldn't be a jackass and post the original of that pic first.
 
2013-07-28 11:13:03 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark:


Do you have the original of that?
 
2013-07-28 12:39:32 PM
This thread is closed to new comments.

/well, it should be
 
2013-07-28 12:43:24 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.motivationals.org image 643x526]


So, now that everything that this thread needed has been posted, what do you guys want to do now?
 
2013-07-28 01:14:52 PM
img.photobucket.com

That's "Pervect"
 
2013-07-28 01:18:50 PM

Therion: That's "Pervect"


Oz?
 
2013-07-28 01:21:07 PM
I don't know what the fark this is about, but judging by the context, there is some national pr0n filter, but you can opt out if you want.  So opt out.

Sure it's stupid, but you're worried your partner will know you watch porn?  Get a new partner.  Or simply explain how it also blocks your weird-ass site you need to access.
 
2013-07-28 01:21:32 PM
I enjoyed the Harry Potter books; it has some very good themes. Loyalty, friendship, bravery, ect.

/ not like that piece of shiat, Twilight
 
2013-07-28 01:23:05 PM
Oh yeah? Well, Avatar sucked!
 
2013-07-28 01:23:24 PM
It's still Original to me dammit
 
2013-07-28 01:23:54 PM
Do Tories fit in to the esoteric occult?

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-07-28 01:25:34 PM

ImperialHazman: Therion: That's "Pervect"

Oz?


That's "Aahz" (no relation).
 
2013-07-28 01:25:46 PM

iheartscotch: I enjoyed the Harry Potter books; it has some very good themes. Loyalty, friendship, bravery, ect.

/ not like that piece of shiat, Twilight


I like Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
 
2013-07-28 01:26:40 PM
No.  Sites like that will not be banned.  If they were banned it would be a crime for anyone to view them.  But, if you tell your ISP that you want to view sites like that then it is perfectly legal.  There is no banning going on here.

/Do not support the law
 
2013-07-28 01:27:01 PM
Everyone who uses the internet is a pedophile.
 
2013-07-28 01:27:27 PM
Somebody should have warned Mr Cameron...

profile.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-28 01:28:41 PM

ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?


Someone has to do it...
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-28 01:31:23 PM

LewDux: iheartscotch: I enjoyed the Harry Potter books; it has some very good themes. Loyalty, friendship, bravery, ect.

/ not like that piece of shiat, Twilight

I like Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing


Nope, not googling that; it's probably horrible.

/ nice try though
 
2013-07-28 01:33:41 PM

CruJones: I don't know what the fark this is about, but judging by the context, there is some national pr0n filter, but you can opt out if you want.  So opt out.

Sure it's stupid, but you're worried your partner will know you watch porn?  Get a new partner.  Or simply explain how it also blocks your weird-ass site you need to access.


I know, right. People like you need traing-wheels for life. I forget that sometimes.
 
2013-07-28 01:35:15 PM

zulius: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Someone has to do it...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 256x320]


You nearly owed me a new keyboard, good sir.

/Or ma'am.
 
2013-07-28 01:35:22 PM

ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?


Her papparazzi upskirt stuff so obviously they are
NSFw
NSFW
 
2013-07-28 01:35:49 PM

ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?


Just go see 50 Shades of Gray when it comes out.
 
2013-07-28 01:37:10 PM

zulius: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Someone has to do it...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 256x320]


I came for this exact exchange.  Leaving satisfied.

Rand's lacy underwear:
NSFw
NSFW


Fark you, buddy.
 
2013-07-28 01:39:26 PM
Just remember folks, when your politicians say they want more laws and regulations to protect <insert group>, what they're really after is this.
 
2013-07-28 01:40:00 PM
This would have done nothing to stem the tide of Snape/Draco male pregnancy fan fiction. Way to act like it's 2007, Cameron.
 
2013-07-28 01:40:56 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Her papparazzi upskirt stuff so obviously they are
NSFw
NSFW


I hope you get farked by a honey Badger
 
2013-07-28 01:41:03 PM

thisisyourbrainonFark: [www.motivationals.org image 643x526]


ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?


zulius: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Someone has to do it...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 256x320]


img.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 01:44:38 PM

Xanadone: ImperialHazman: Therion: That's "Pervect"

Oz?

That's "Aahz" (no relation).


I love you guys

/just some dumb klahd over here
 
2013-07-28 01:45:37 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: Just remember folks, when your politicians say they want more laws and regulations to protect <insert group>, what they're really after is this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFVho9MalI8
 
2013-07-28 01:46:22 PM
So Britain is becoming the new Zimbabwe?
 
2013-07-28 01:46:59 PM

CruJones: I don't know what the fark this is about, but judging by the context, there is some national pr0n filter, but you can opt out if you want.  So opt out.

Sure it's stupid, but you're worried your partner will know you watch porn?  Get a new partner.  Or simply explain how it also blocks your weird-ass site you need to access.


You can opt out, but there's other parts of the proposition than the opt-out-filter.  "Extreme" porn will actually be made illegal; I'm talking about stuff that you can find legally in shops.  There are apparently going to be results that reach far further than just the opt-out portion, and this news is yet another thing that has been kept hush-hush.
 
2013-07-28 01:49:48 PM

CruJones: I don't know what the fark this is about, but judging by the context, there is some national pr0n filter, but you can opt out if you want.  So opt out.

Sure it's stupid, but you're worried your partner will know you watch porn?  Get a new partner.  Or simply explain how it also blocks your weird-ass site you need to access.


yeah, yeah, yeah... "If you're not doing anything wrong, then what are you worried about?" Sound familiar?

Government mandated censorship of the web is government mandated censorship of the web. Are you OK with censorship? Which land of the free are you from?

People like you are why the US is just hunky-dory with PRISM. Because patriot!

If you truly think it's going to be as simple as 'just opt out, man - waddayamean your s.o. doesn't know EVERYTHING you look at, what kinda shyte relationship are you in, huh?', then you're sorely mistaken.

Opting out will, in no doubt get you put on a watchlist, because it's only paedophiles that would need that.

WTF is wrong with you?!?
 
2013-07-28 01:50:13 PM

I see the mandatory posts have occurred, all that leaves me with is this:


funnehpictures.com

 
2013-07-28 01:50:15 PM

rjakobi: This would have done nothing to stem the tide of Snape/Draco male pregnancy fan fiction. Way to act like it's 2007, Cameron.


John Oliver was hilarious talking about the Daily Show slash during the opener of his NY Stand Up Show on Friday.
 
2013-07-28 01:52:08 PM
I really hop ethey ban porn so the violence rate goes back up.
 
2013-07-28 01:54:15 PM

OniExpress: CruJones: I don't know what the fark this is about, but judging by the context, there is some national pr0n filter, but you can opt out if you want.  So opt out.

Sure it's stupid, but you're worried your partner will know you watch porn?  Get a new partner.  Or simply explain how it also blocks your weird-ass site you need to access.

You can opt out, but there's other parts of the proposition than the opt-out-filter.  "Extreme" porn will actually be made illegal; I'm talking about stuff that you can find legally in shops.  There are apparently going to be results that reach far further than just the opt-out portion, and this news is yet another thing that has been kept hush-hush.


They will need more than words to defeat extreme pornograffi
 
2013-07-28 01:55:25 PM
Let me see the bill that's been introduced into Parliament then I'll start worrying

Until that happens its just Daily Mail reader bait designed to appeal to the home counties but won't ever see the light of day, just like every other time in the last ten years this has come up
 
2013-07-28 01:55:30 PM
It's been added so that the Tories can cite a reason to opt out that isn't porn. They'll say they need to opt out to view esoteric sites about not paying tax or some such thing.
They'll still rape the economy and ass-fark the poor, so they're not totally anti-sex.
I'd like to make George Osborne eat his own severed penis, live on tv.
 
2013-07-28 01:55:31 PM

uttertosh: CruJones: I don't know what the fark this is about, but judging by the context, there is some national pr0n filter, but you can opt out if you want.  So opt out.

Sure it's stupid, but you're worried your partner will know you watch porn?  Get a new partner.  Or simply explain how it also blocks your weird-ass site you need to access.

yeah, yeah, yeah... "If you're not doing anything wrong, then what are you worried about?" Sound familiar?

Government mandated censorship of the web is government mandated censorship of the web. Are you OK with censorship? Which land of the free are you from?

People like you are why the US is just hunky-dory with PRISM. Because patriot!

If you truly think it's going to be as simple as 'just opt out, man - waddayamean your s.o. doesn't know EVERYTHING you look at, what kinda shyte relationship are you in, huh?', then you're sorely mistaken.

Opting out will, in no doubt get you put on a watchlist, because it's only paedophiles that would need that.

WTF is wrong with you?!?


This is in Britain. They're used to not being quite so free.
 
2013-07-28 01:55:50 PM
I don't need the internet to get *my* Harry Potter porn...

img15.imageshack.us

I have imagination. :)

img7.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-28 01:56:14 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
 
2013-07-28 02:00:00 PM
I'm waiting for them to block Catholic websites.

Did you know that the Catholics believe that by a specific ceremony they can transform a cracker into the body of their savior which they then consume?

I'm assuming there's some sort of freedom of religion clause somewhere in English law that makes this just another silly thing politiicans who don't understand technology say..
 
2013-07-28 02:02:57 PM
story is that the actual issue
is how to get people away from free porn
and back to pay porn
 
2013-07-28 02:07:35 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Her papparazzi upskirt stuff so obviously they are
NSFw
NSFW


Those are fake aren't they?
 
2013-07-28 02:08:05 PM

Rand's lacy underwear: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Her papparazzi upskirt stuff so obviously they are
NSFw
NSFW


Those looked shopped.  I can tell from some of the pixes and from seeing quite a few penises in my time.
 
2013-07-28 02:09:00 PM

ciberido: Rand's lacy underwear: ArkAngel: thisisyourbrainonFark:

Do you have the original of that?

Her papparazzi upskirt stuff so obviously they are
NSFw
NSFW

Those looked shopped.  I can tell from some of the pixes and from seeing quite a few penises shops in my time.


FTFY damnit.  I meant to say "photoshops"
 
2013-07-28 02:09:01 PM

Therion: [img.photobucket.com image 310x380]

That's "Pervect"


I was gonna ask about that thick neck of yours...
 
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