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(Daily Mail)   John Travolta is all smiles on his late night not-a-date, wink wink, with boyfriend   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Obvious, John Travolta, male friends, Chinese food, Bosnian War, film institutes, Saturday Night Fever, Robert De Niro, Quentin Tarantino  
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2013-07-28 12:27:38 PM  
He could do so much better.
 
2013-07-28 12:33:28 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: He could do so much better.


Get out of my head
 
2013-07-28 12:41:20 PM  
Because, you know, it would be impossible for him to actually have a male friend who he just hangs out with.
 
2013-07-28 12:42:03 PM  
Reminds me of a stand-up joke I heard:

Guy from NY taking an out of town friend to the village "Ya know, if you see two guys walking together here they are probably ghey".

/wait a minute...
 
2013-07-28 12:45:46 PM  
The 'friend' has a lot of stains on his pants. I wonder where he got them?
 
2013-07-28 12:45:58 PM  
Someone must have put him on some kind of regimen, cuz the last time I saw pics of him, he was some fat pasty guy with a receding hairline.
 
2013-07-28 12:48:08 PM  
Mr Travolta wishes he was gay, but he isn't.
He's tried, believe me he's tried, but nobody ever took him up on it. It's his penis you see, it's just not good enough. I've heard it referred to as 'like a small nipple'. To be very frank he is not packing anything, anything at all.
It's a shame, I'm sure he'd make a great homosexual, but without the gear he'll always be a wannabe.
 
2013-07-28 12:57:06 PM  
And te paparazzi just happened to be hanging around that particular Chinese restaurant... Sure....
 
2013-07-28 01:01:06 PM  
I saw Killing Season on pay-per-view the other night.  It's actually quite suspenseful.  Besides that, who cares whether Travolta is gay, bi, straight, or an ascetic?  Oh, I forgot this is the Daily Fail.
 
2013-07-28 01:03:37 PM  
That movie with DeNiro looks like it could be pretty good.

Of course, I thought the same thing about Independence Day.

I'd also like to echo that Travolta could and probably does do better than that guy.

Probably just a p.a. or something.
 
2013-07-28 01:04:33 PM  
I refer to him as Mr Kelly Preston. If she's sitting home alone while he's out chasing twinks, I'll comfort her.

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2013-07-28 01:20:23 PM  
"He was dressed all in black except for jeans..."  which were blue, and covered half his body.
 
2013-07-28 01:28:32 PM  

skinink: I refer to him as Mr Kelly Preston. If she's sitting home alone while he's out chasing twinks, I'll comfort her.


She's a Scientologist too, remember.
 
2013-07-28 02:19:21 PM  
Damn, he's gay times a thousand.

NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-28 02:25:06 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: skinink: I refer to him as Mr Kelly Preston. If she's sitting home alone while he's out chasing twinks, I'll comfort her.

She's a Scientologist too, remember.


She was the one who got him into Scientology.
 
2013-07-28 02:30:32 PM  
I rented Killing Season on ppv the other night and Travolta's character was so, so bad I couldn't even get half way through the movie before I had to turn it off.
I wanted to like it so much.

/painted on hair
//horrible accent
 
2013-07-28 02:57:06 PM  
Am I the only one who thinks he actually enjoys swinging both ways? Which of course he can never admit, since he would be catching crap for all sides.
 
2013-07-28 03:05:10 PM  

Texas Gabe: "He was dressed all in black except for jeans..."  which were blue, and covered half his body.


Nobody can accuse the Mail of being a bastion of great writers.
 
2013-07-28 03:09:02 PM  
He has found the top that suits him. Discuss that amongst yourselves,
 
2013-07-28 03:18:15 PM  
Why the hell is he doing that to his eyebrows?

Aren't there  peopleto tell him that he looks like his face is being gnawed off by tar-covered caterpillars?

He can sleep with whomever he wants, but I just  can'twith those eyebrows.
 
2013-07-28 03:37:57 PM  

Transpogue: Why the hell is he doing that to his eyebrows?

Aren't there  peopleto tell him that he looks like his face is being gnawed off by tar-covered caterpillars?

He can sleep with whomever he wants, but I just  can'twith those eyebrows.


You think the eyebrows are the worst part? Sweet dreams:

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2013-07-28 03:44:02 PM  

r1niceboy: The 'friend' has a lot of stains on his pants. I wonder where he got them?


First thing I saw too.

/ew
 
2013-07-28 03:58:18 PM  

YoOjo: Mr Travolta wishes he was gay, but he isn't.
He's tried, believe me he's tried, but nobody ever took him up on it. It's his penis you see, it's just not good enough. I've heard it referred to as 'like a small nipple'. To be very frank he is not packing anything, anything at all.
It's a shame, I'm sure he'd make a great homosexual, but without the gear he'll always be a wannabe.


I wish I could unread that.
 
2013-07-28 04:07:40 PM  

icam: Transpogue: Why the hell is he doing that to his eyebrows?

Aren't there  peopleto tell him that he looks like his face is being gnawed off by tar-covered caterpillars?

He can sleep with whomever he wants, but I just  can'twith those eyebrows.

You think the eyebrows are the worst part? Sweet dreams:

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WTF is up with that spray on hair?  Why can't people accept the fact that their hair is going to turn gray?
 
2013-07-28 04:13:29 PM  

blue_2501: icam: Transpogue: Why the hell is he doing that to his eyebrows?

Aren't there  peopleto tell him that he looks like his face is being gnawed off by tar-covered caterpillars?

He can sleep with whomever he wants, but I just  can'twith those eyebrows.

You think the eyebrows are the worst part? Sweet dreams:

[www.besthairstyles2013.com image 634x836]

WTF is up with that spray on hair?  Why can't people accept the fact that their hair is going to turn gray?




That not it.
 
2013-07-28 04:20:01 PM  
That's not the same guy he was kissing in that airplane picture, is it?

/Leave the cult, John; you can be yourself.
 
2013-07-28 04:47:20 PM  

GreatGlavinsGhost: That's not the same guy he was kissing in that airplane picture, is it?

/Leave the cult, John; you can be yourself.


I remember that guy as being young, blond and pretty hot, considering.

Ah, here he is:
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2013-07-28 04:49:00 PM  
Yeah, I was thinking that guy is just a drinking buddy. He's not John's type at all.
 
2013-07-28 05:12:08 PM  
He's dropped about 40-50 lbs. You can see it in his face. He doesn't have that bloated dead water Buffalo look anymore.
 
2013-07-28 05:12:41 PM  

icam: Transpogue: Why the hell is he doing that to his eyebrows?

Aren't there  peopleto tell him that he looks like his face is being gnawed off by tar-covered caterpillars?

He can sleep with whomever he wants, but I just  can'twith those eyebrows.

You think the eyebrows are the worst part? Sweet dreams:


HE was the first successful human head transplant!
 
2013-07-28 05:20:47 PM  

Cormee: AverageAmericanGuy: He could do so much better.

Get out of my head


Same thought I had
 
2013-07-28 05:45:10 PM  
www.besthairstyles2013.com
 Worst. Rug. Ever! You'd think they'd at least try to match the side burn colour with the rest of it
 
2013-07-28 06:00:58 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: He could do so much better.


You mean like this...?


www.conspiracyplanet.com
 
2013-07-28 06:08:14 PM  
Someone needs to hook him up with Burt Reynold's wigmaker, because how can you have all the money in the world and NOT get a match on your rug?

I'd love to be stereotypical here and say that NO gay man with gay friends would be allowed outside with such an abomination atop his head and his eyeballs, but then, I know enough gay men to know they are not always the best judges of fashion and hair.

There is still no excuse for skin-tight plunging v-neck t-shirts.

NO excuse.

And gay men did popularize both the caesar haircut of the late 90s and the blowjob bangs craze (that little farking tuft of hair sticking straight up right in the front of the forehead) that still hangs on for dear life...

And they made Lady Gaga.

Therefore, John's horrid "hair" and "eyebrows" make perfect sense.

Carry on, you big homo.
 
2013-07-28 06:14:28 PM  

Marisyana: JohnAnnArbor: skinink: I refer to him as Mr Kelly Preston. If she's sitting home alone while he's out chasing twinks, I'll comfort her.

She's a Scientologist too, remember.

She was the one who got him into Scientology.


Uh, no. Travolta joined the church on his own in the late 70s. He was its first big star.
 
2013-07-28 06:21:11 PM  

Transpogue: Someone needs to hook him up with Burt Reynold's wigmaker, because how can you have all the money in the world and NOT get a match on your rug?



Answer:

www.styleite.com
 
2013-07-28 07:09:03 PM  
The dude is a living corpse.
 
2013-07-28 07:56:11 PM  

Transpogue: blowjob bangs craze (that little farking tuft of hair sticking straight up right in the front of the forehead) that still hangs on for dear life...


No, that's not called blowjob bangs..  I have that hairstyle.  It's...

...oh...

Should I not do that anymore?
 
2013-07-28 10:26:17 PM  
So what if he is gay?  What the fark does it matter?
 
2013-07-28 10:31:57 PM  

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Hey!  Up your rump with my love pump!

 
2013-07-29 02:03:26 AM  

Tom_Slick: Am I the only one who thinks he actually enjoys swinging both ways? Which of course he can never admit, since he would be catching crap for all sides.


Well, if he's hooking up with a bunch of random guys while having a wife at home, he wouldn't exactly be helping dispute the slutty-bisexual-who-can't-stick-to-one-person stereotype. I'd think the bi folks would want to claim him even less than the other groups in that case.
 
2013-07-29 09:58:33 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

"And, I'm going to do stuff to her, too. Like, touch her?"

(Kelly nods)

"Yeah, touch her. And, kiss her?"

(Kelly nods again)

"And touch her penis."
 
2013-07-29 11:52:51 AM  

Miss Stein: r1niceboy: The 'friend' has a lot of stains on his pants. I wonder where he got them?

First thing I saw too.

/ew


With six you get handjob.
 
2013-07-29 12:28:41 PM  
The "friend" is dressed like a homeless person.
 
2013-07-29 01:15:27 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Because, you know, it would be impossible for him to actually have a male friend with interesting stains down one leg who he just hangs out with.


No, that wouldn't be impossible. Neither would Tom Cruise going for Mrs. Beard Number Four.
 
2013-07-29 01:30:33 PM  
All things considered, the only debatable thing i have with him is his hair..

His sexual orientation is a non-issue... Though, of course, him denying being attracted to men only makes people want to prove him a liar.   Its human nature....

Gay and straight are man-made constructs, anyway.  Eff what you want to eff... Whats with categorizing it?
 
2013-07-29 01:43:18 PM  
I really have no idea why this matters, At all.

Of course, I don't understand why the Scientology thing matters with huim, either. I haven't seen him dancing on couches or teiling people that psychologists know less about the human brain than he does.
 
2013-07-29 02:08:55 PM  

Prey4reign: I saw Killing Season on pay-per-view the other night.  It's actually quite suspenseful.  Besides that, who cares whether Travolta is gay, bi, straight, or an ascetic?  Oh, I forgot this is the Daily Fail.


Well, that and Fark.

I hear more of these "John Travolta is totes ghey" claims here than anywhere else.
 
2013-07-29 02:10:33 PM  
Gay? Straight? I don't care, I just wanna go shopping at Moe's Fine Wines. Never seen a classier looking establishment...
 
2013-07-29 05:09:42 PM  

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That's no rug:

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