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(TMZ)   Tara Reid left off of Sharknado 2 cast list. So this is what rock bottom looks like   (tmz.com) divider line 53
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2013-07-28 12:02:09 PM
Did she ever get her tit's fixed? For a while there she had some weird ass shiat going on with her boobies, nipples and abdomen from crappy plastic surgery.
 
2013-07-28 12:06:14 PM

Dahnkster: Did she ever get her tit's fixed? For a while there she had some weird ass shiat going on with her boobies, nipples and abdomen from crappy plastic surgery.


I'll check.

Bathe her and bring her to me.
 
2013-07-28 12:11:35 PM
*scans headline*


image.spreadshirt.net
 
2013-07-28 12:18:56 PM
If Tara Reid is not in Shaknado 2 then the sharks have won.
 
2013-07-28 12:19:06 PM

Dahnkster: Did she ever get her tit's fixed? For a while there she had some weird ass shiat going on with her boobies, nipples and abdomen from crappy plastic surgery.


Uhm pics?

Watched Sharknado last night,  and forced my mother and buddy to watch it.  They would have been happier if I had just waterboarded them.
 
2013-07-28 12:25:01 PM
Ian Ziering was the best part of that movie.
 
2013-07-28 12:27:46 PM

orclover: Dahnkster: Did she ever get her tit's fixed? For a while there she had some weird ass shiat going on with her boobies, nipples and abdomen from crappy plastic surgery.

Uhm pics?

Watched Sharknado last night,  and forced my mother and buddy to watch it.  They would have been happier if I had just waterboarded them.


I watched 20 minutes of it then bailed.
 
2013-07-28 12:29:29 PM
I can see how someone with her pretty light acting background wouldn't have the gravitas that a film like Sharknado II requires.
 
2013-07-28 12:30:23 PM
It's kind of sad, she had such potential before she got all those surgeries and got all skinny. She was hot in Lebowski and even ok in that horrible Josie and the Pussycats movie, but it's been a downward spiral ever since.
 
2013-07-28 12:31:06 PM

John Buck 41: orclover: Dahnkster: Did she ever get her tit's fixed? For a while there she had some weird ass shiat going on with her boobies, nipples and abdomen from crappy plastic surgery.

Uhm pics?

Watched Sharknado last night,  and forced my mother and buddy to watch it.  They would have been happier if I had just waterboarded them.

I watched 20 minutes of it then bailed.



I could have saved you the 20 minutes.  My sons informed it sucked and not to waste my time.

/watched Ted
//enjoyed that
///bong rips from a Teddy Bear are kinda cool
 
2013-07-28 12:53:26 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad: It's kind of sad, she had such potential before she got all those surgeries and got all skinny. She was hot in Lebowski and even ok in that horrible incredibly cute and fun Josie and the Pussycats movie, but it's been a downward spiral ever since.

FTFY
 
2013-07-28 12:56:05 PM
Naww. Rock bottom for Reid looks like her looking up at the camera with a wang stuck hilt deep in her mouth. Coming soon to a torrent near you...
 
2013-07-28 12:56:51 PM
That's some awesome Photoshopping skills on exhibit there.
 
2013-07-28 01:01:07 PM
She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.
 
2013-07-28 01:01:48 PM

the_celt: John Buck 41: orclover: Dahnkster: Did she ever get her tit's fixed? For a while there she had some weird ass shiat going on with her boobies, nipples and abdomen from crappy plastic surgery.

Uhm pics?

Watched Sharknado last night,  and forced my mother and buddy to watch it.  They would have been happier if I had just waterboarded them.

I watched 20 minutes of it then bailed.


I could have saved you the 20 minutes.  My sons informed it sucked and not to waste my time.

/watched Ted
//enjoyed that
///bong rips from a Teddy Bear are kinda cool


You do realize that the entire reason for its 'fame' is because it sucks?

/thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-07-28 01:11:25 PM
She can always go back to the family farm near Moorhead, Minnesota.
 
2013-07-28 01:16:55 PM
She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers - and that's cool, that's cool - I'm saying, she needs money, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it because she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the monkey, I mean, uh - hasn't that ever occurred to you?
 
2013-07-28 01:17:21 PM

jake_lex: She can always go back to the family farm near Moorhead, Minnesota.


not with those farked up udders she can't
 
2013-07-28 01:17:29 PM
Tara will get the last laugh on everyone when she takes home the Oscar for her role in Sharknado.
 
2013-07-28 01:19:09 PM
Just waiting until she's desperate enough to film a real version of "Logjammin". So about three more months.
 
2013-07-28 01:20:50 PM
 
2013-07-28 01:20:53 PM

skinink: She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.


50k for the role, $500 for a blowy.  Sounds right on par for her right now.
 
2013-07-28 01:23:33 PM

LeroyBourne: skinink: She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.

50k for the role, $500 for a blowy.  Sounds right on par for her right now.


ugh, I mean $1000.
/i fail
 
2013-07-28 01:25:42 PM

skinink: She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.


I'd be curious to know how many hours she spent working on the role....

Most Americans would work more than 2,000 hours to earn 50k.
 
2013-07-28 01:44:31 PM
She is god awful.
 
2013-07-28 01:48:33 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: skinink: She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.

I'd be curious to know how many hours she spent working on the role....

Most Americans would work more than 2,000 hours to earn 50k.


They shot the entire movie in 18 days.
 
2013-07-28 01:59:28 PM

LeroyBourne: LeroyBourne: skinink: She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.

50k for the role, $500 for a blowy.  Sounds right on par for her right now.

ugh, I mean $1000.
/i fail


And your friend can watch, but he'll have to pay $100.
 
2013-07-28 02:14:00 PM
It would have helped had she not dissed the film a few months before release when she guest hosted TMZ
 
2013-07-28 02:15:46 PM

Dahnkster: Sept 2010
[thinknice.com image 300x500] [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x334]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 247x320][cdn.buzznet.com image 500x559] [celebrities.ninemsn.com.au image 600x400]
The Nipple in question NSFW. NSFW:
Plasic surgery does not bother me, but this is more than a 'sharp knees' issue...


Tara got rich and famous from her body.
Then she partied and ballooned up.
She took the easy way out with massive liposuction, which caused the weird abdomen, without actually addressing her food, booze, tobacco, exercise issues.

Fast forward 5 more years, and that's what you get.
 
2013-07-28 02:31:16 PM
I guess you could say she's...


... jumped the shark.
 
2013-07-28 02:36:35 PM
So, what about Hot Bartender?
 
2013-07-28 02:52:01 PM
I don't have the slightest idea who Tara Reid, Sharknado, or Ian Zierling are, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

i109.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 03:18:32 PM

rvesco: I don't have the slightest idea who Tara Reid, Sharknado, or Ian Zierling are, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[i109.photobucket.com image 399x302]


How is it possible that you have been on Fark since 2006 and you don't know who Tara Reid is?  I've give you not knowing the other two.

how does any long time farker not know this (censored for fark)

pics.bbzzdd.com
 
2013-07-28 03:20:21 PM
Good to see subby could take a break from his multi-million dollar acting career to write the headline.
 
2013-07-28 03:58:27 PM
This is probably obvious, but I thought the other article bars were amusing and sad at the same time:

Around the Web (on side)
Ass
Tits
Ass


Bottom List
Tits
Ass
Ass


And I thought Daily Fail was bad.  Stay classy, TMZ.

/just rebrand it as a softcore celebrity porn site and they would make more money...
 
2013-07-28 04:03:03 PM
Tara Reid couldn't act her way out of a paper bag - she's the cheese factor in Sharknado.  Without Tara, who is gonna chew the scenery in Sharknado 2?
 
2013-07-28 04:31:21 PM
I believe she worked for scale on American Reunion.  Her problem now is not that she got paid 50k for a movie so much as that is now her asking rate.  Plus if she gets bad reviews from that movie her career is pretty much done.

//I would act in Sharnado II for 25K
 
2013-07-28 04:58:28 PM
Poor Tara. She gets more shiat than a bank of palooza j-johns.

/probably has more diseases too.
 
2013-07-28 05:11:53 PM

Dahnkster: Sept 2010
[thinknice.com image 300x500] [img.dailymail.co.uk image 468x334]
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 247x320][cdn.buzznet.com image 500x559] [celebrities.ninemsn.com.au image 600x400]
The Nipple in question NSFW. NSFW:
Plasic surgery does not bother me, but this is more than a 'sharp knees' issue...


There was a pretty good shoop years back with Kuato as Tara Reid's boob.  It actually looked better.
 
2013-07-28 05:22:58 PM
I was pretty miffed at the end of Sharknado when Tara Reid didn't get eaten...and Nova didn't end up with Fin/Ian Ziering

/yes I got emotionally invested
//don't judge me
 
2013-07-28 05:23:57 PM
Also, the article said that Ian Ziering is the only one they want back...but what about everyone's favorite shotgun toting hottie, Nova/Cassie Scerbo

si0.twimg.com
 
2013-07-28 05:52:11 PM

rvesco: I don't have the slightest idea who Tara Reid, Sharknado, or Ian Zierling are, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.

[i109.photobucket.com image 399x302]


Ya know people do lie to make themselves look better. They have been doing forever. But to go on to a message board and tell a obvious (and stupid) lie because you think it makes you look cool is just pathetic.
 
2013-07-28 07:06:27 PM

Nickster79: Also, the article said that Ian Ziering is the only one they want back...but what about everyone's favorite shotgun toting hottie, Nova/Cassie Scerbo

[si0.twimg.com image 500x500]


They've really messed up then. Hot Bartender carried that movie, even more so when they killed Kevin's Dad without a Home Alone reference
 
2013-07-28 08:46:40 PM

Nickster79: Also, the article said that Ian Ziering is the only one they want back...but what about everyone's favorite shotgun toting hottie, Nova/Cassie Scerbo

[si0.twimg.com image 500x500]


He pulled the biatch out of the sharks stomach.
 
2013-07-28 11:26:52 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: It's kind of sad, she had such potential before she got all those surgeries and got all skinny. She was hot in Lebowski and even ok in that horrible Josie and the Pussycats movie, but it's been a downward spiral ever since.


--How dare you besmirch the awesomeness of Josie & the Pussycats!  You guys wanna start a campaign to get her on Sharknado II?

oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-07-28 11:51:51 PM

natgab: You guys wanna start a campaign to get her on Sharknado II?


step away from the keyboard
 
2013-07-29 12:37:42 AM

Spanky McStupid: Tara Reid couldn't act her way out of a paper bag - she's the cheese factor in Sharknado.  Without Tara, who is gonna chew the scenery in Sharknado 2?


Katherine Heigl?
 
2013-07-29 12:51:55 AM

rustypouch: LeroyBourne: LeroyBourne: skinink: She got paid only $50,000 for her role in Sharknado? She really needs a new agent, and to clean herself up.

50k for the role, $500 for a blowy.  Sounds right on par for her right now.

ugh, I mean $1000.
/i fail

And your friend can watch, but he'll have to pay $100.


Uh...I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
 
2013-07-29 04:24:36 AM
Yup, rock bottom. This year expecting "rock bottom" to make about $3 million.

Where does that put you, subby?
 
2013-07-29 10:45:48 AM

SevenizGud: Yup, rock bottom. This year expecting "rock bottom" to make about $3 million.

Where does that put you, subby?


In better health, probably.
 
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