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2013-07-28 08:36:03 AM
Right because people who were ten at the time pointed at the TV and said, "Whatever that chubby girl is doing to that old guy, I want in on that when I grow up!"
 
2013-07-28 08:39:46 AM

Mugato: Right because people who were ten at the time pointed at the TV and said, "Whatever that chubby girl is doing to that old guy, I want in on that when I grow up!"


Some of us pointed to the chubby girl.
 
2013-07-28 08:44:02 AM
Maybe it's rising because oral sex is AWESOME, and we're less uptight now than our preceding generations about all that sex stuff.  I would blame the prevalence of the internet, more specifically internet porn, in "normalizing" the idea of oral sex.  I imagine you'd find an increase in all sorts of formally fringe sexual activities.
 
2013-07-28 08:57:36 AM

Shadowknight: Maybe it's rising because oral sex is AWESOME, and we're less uptight now than our preceding generations about all that sex stuff.  I would blame the prevalence of the internet, more specifically internet porn, in "normalizing" the idea of oral sex.  I imagine you'd find an increase in all sorts of formally fringe sexual activities.


There's probably more than a little "blame" due to the Kinsey reports in the 1950s to the "normalizing", by revealing the statistical prevalence -- even when it was socially taboo.
 
2013-07-28 09:08:34 AM
He's clearly discounting the Very Special Episode of "Full House" where Danny and Kimmy Gibbler were stuck in traffic on the Bay Bridge and she earned herself those Jesse and the Rippers backstage passes.
 
2013-07-28 09:09:28 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's clearly discounting the Very Special Episode of "Full House" where Danny and Kimmy Gibbler were stuck in traffic on the Bay Bridge and she earned herself those Jesse and the Rippers backstage passes.


I like your version of the show a lot better.
 
2013-07-28 09:14:17 AM

Mugato: Right because people who were ten at the time pointed at the TV and said, "Whatever that chubby girl is doing to that old guy, I want in on that when I grow up!"


As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.

FTA: Fischer refused to clearly state what the punishment should be for those who engage in the sexual activity he believes should be banned, alternating between the idea of issuing summonses like "parking tickets" and "speeding tickets" and putting those who engage in oral sex or homosexual sex -- which he compared to drug trafficking, pedophilia and bestiality -- into something similar to drug rehab, at one point even suggesting an "intervention."

"Crystal, all of us are here because we love you. We love you and we want you to stop sucking cock. It's gotten out of hand and we're here to tell you that you need help. Sucking cock is ruining your life and we want you to agree to go into rehab."
 
2013-07-28 09:20:14 AM

miss diminutive: Mugato: Right because people who were ten at the time pointed at the TV and said, "Whatever that chubby girl is doing to that old guy, I want in on that when I grow up!"

As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.

FTA: Fischer refused to clearly state what the punishment should be for those who engage in the sexual activity he believes should be banned, alternating between the idea of issuing summonses like "parking tickets" and "speeding tickets" and putting those who engage in oral sex or homosexual sex -- which he compared to drug trafficking, pedophilia and bestiality -- into something similar to drug rehab, at one point even suggesting an "intervention."

"Crystal, all of us are here because we love you. We love you and we want you to stop sucking cock. It's gotten out of hand and we're here to tell you that you need help. Sucking cock is ruining your life and we want you to agree to go into rehab."


"...or at least brush your teeth between cocks."
 
2013-07-28 09:53:30 AM

FirstNationalBastard: miss diminutive: Mugato: Right because people who were ten at the time pointed at the TV and said, "Whatever that chubby girl is doing to that old guy, I want in on that when I grow up!"

As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.

FTA: Fischer refused to clearly state what the punishment should be for those who engage in the sexual activity he believes should be banned, alternating between the idea of issuing summonses like "parking tickets" and "speeding tickets" and putting those who engage in oral sex or homosexual sex -- which he compared to drug trafficking, pedophilia and bestiality -- into something similar to drug rehab, at one point even suggesting an "intervention."

"Crystal, all of us are here because we love you. We love you and we want you to stop sucking cock. It's gotten out of hand and we're here to tell you that you need help. Sucking cock is ruining your life and we want you to agree to go into rehab."

"...or at least brush your teeth between cocks."


"And try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!"
 
2013-07-28 10:24:43 AM
I wish I was having more oral sex.
 
2013-07-28 10:25:31 AM
Why do Republicans hate job creators?

i595.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 10:26:46 AM

miss diminutive: Mugato: Right because people who were ten at the time pointed at the TV and said, "Whatever that chubby girl is doing to that old guy, I want in on that when I grow up!"

As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.


I volunteer as tribute!
 
2013-07-28 10:29:07 AM
Oh, is THIS why they're calling themselves "The New Greatest Generation"? I get it now!

/See other thread.
 
2013-07-28 10:33:28 AM
The fact that prominent Republican politicians will go on Bryan Fischer's radio show should scare us all. Fischer is insane. This is the guy who said Jesus is the strong nuclear force.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP8bM87awiY
 
2013-07-28 10:38:07 AM

miss diminutive: As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.


OMG...I DID TOO, lolololol!!!!

I also remember when Murphy Brown had a baby and that controversy.   My young brain didn't see the problems with that either, since my own mother was not upset about it.
 
2013-07-28 10:43:31 AM
Please proceed. Young people always react well to puritanical morality coming from angry old guys.
 
2013-07-28 10:48:02 AM

Conthan: The fact that prominent Republican politicians will go on Bryan Fischer's radio show should scare us all. Fischer is insane. This is the guy who said Jesus is the strong nuclear force.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP8bM87awiY


Does that mean that dark energy is Satan?
 
2013-07-28 10:53:49 AM
That's right, young people.  Nothing but missionary position sex for you, and only for procreative purposes.  And don't you dare enjoy it, either, or you'll burn in hell!
 
2013-07-28 10:57:31 AM
Millennials grew up with porn on the internet. Good luck putting that genie back in the bottle.
 
2013-07-28 10:59:22 AM
So, lots of blowjobs going around? Cool news, I guess, though it hasn't involved me so far.
 
2013-07-28 11:01:45 AM

abb3w: Shadowknight: Maybe it's rising because oral sex is AWESOME, and we're less uptight now than our preceding generations about all that sex stuff.  I would blame the prevalence of the internet, more specifically internet porn, in "normalizing" the idea of oral sex.  I imagine you'd find an increase in all sorts of formally fringe sexual activities.

There's probably more than a little "blame" due to the Kinsey reports in the 1950s to the "normalizing", by revealing the statistical prevalence -- even when it was socially taboo.


It's actually kind of humorous to me that social conservatives don't seem to badmouth the Kinsey reports now as much as they did back in the 80's and 90's. I suspect the reason is twofold: first, the Kinsey reports has faded into a murkier region of history, and second, it's kind of hard to treat a 60-year-old study as the point where morality started to crumble, when it's obviously hasn't completely crumbled yet.
 
2013-07-28 11:04:04 AM

raerae1980: miss diminutive: As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.

OMG...I DID TOO, lolololol!!!!

I also remember when Murphy Brown had a baby and that controversy.   My young brain didn't see the problems with that either, since my own mother was not upset about it.


I remember asking my mother what the f-word meant. I was probably about five. After telling me it was a bad word, she gave the example of one dog "riding" another dog. I pictured dogs doing tricks at the circus and couldn't figure out what the big deal was.
 
2013-07-28 11:05:00 AM
'Have you noticed that people are still having sex, All the denouncement had absolutely no effect...'
 
2013-07-28 11:05:56 AM
FTFA: putting those who engage in oral sex or homosexual sex...into something similar to drug rehab

Roight.  Because the War on Civil Liberties Drugs has done so much to stop Smelly Hippies from toking up.
 
2013-07-28 11:06:46 AM

markfara: raerae1980: miss diminutive: As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal, I remember thinking that a blowjob meant a girl literally blew air across a man's penis. I recall that when I finally discovered the truth I was confused as to why the act wasn't called a suckjob. What the youth of today need is a great cunnilingus scandal to even the playing field.

OMG...I DID TOO, lolololol!!!!

I also remember when Murphy Brown had a baby and that controversy.   My young brain didn't see the problems with that either, since my own mother was not upset about it.

I remember asking my mother what the f-word meant. I was probably about five. After telling me it was a bad word, she gave the example of one dog "riding" another dog. I pictured dogs doing tricks at the circus and couldn't figure out what the big deal was.


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-28 11:08:14 AM
So... thank you Bill Clinton?
 
2013-07-28 11:08:48 AM

Shadowknight: Maybe it's rising because oral sex is AWESOME, and we're less uptight now than our preceding generations about all that sex stuff.  I would blame the prevalence of the internet, more specifically internet porn, in "normalizing" the idea of oral sex.  I imagine you'd find an increase in all sorts of formally fringe sexual activities.


Except it's nothing new. People have been "doing it" in all it's wonderful variations since forever. Only thing that is different now is the amount of air time/internet time the subject can get.

Potentially NSFW links:

Here's that same thesis from way back in 2000 at Salon

Ancient Rome perhaps?

No news here. The only reason oral sex seems new to you is you're new to it.
 
2013-07-28 11:14:00 AM
More dire need for a blowjob than any white man in history. (SFW)

/scene takes place in 1968
//movie came out in 1988
///your argument is invalid
 
2013-07-28 11:19:37 AM
So why isn't he going after all those French broads back in WWII who were bowing GI's left and right?  Because that's how it came in vague in this country.

/Good luck getting the image of your grandparents and fellatio out of your head.
 
2013-07-28 11:21:43 AM

Ken VeryBigLiar: French broads back in WWII who were bowing GI's left and right


Is it a dance?  Like the twist but older or something?
 
2013-07-28 11:22:53 AM
All I have to say is that if Bill Clinton is responsible for a girlfriend's willingness to blow me, I approve of him all the more.
 
2013-07-28 11:24:16 AM

raerae1980: Ken VeryBigLiar: French broads back in WWII who were bowing GI's left and right

Is it a dance?  Like the twist but older or something?


Early typing and no booze make me something something....
 
2013-07-28 11:24:45 AM

whatsupchuck: That's right, young people.  Nothing but missionary position sex for you, and only for procreative purposes.  And don't you dare enjoy it, either, or you'll burn in hell!


I think I'd rather burn in hell than put up with all of the assholes who will apparently be in heaven.
 
2013-07-28 11:25:13 AM

Ken VeryBigLiar: So why isn't he going after all those French broads back in WWII who were bowing GI's left and right?  Because that's how it came in vague in this country.

/Good luck getting the image of your grandparents and fellatio out of your head.


You're forgetting that a number of Farkers are, or are old enough, to be grandparents.  We don't look like Matt
Damon or Mylie Cyrus but that's ok with us.
 
2013-07-28 11:25:33 AM

Ken VeryBigLiar: raerae1980: Ken VeryBigLiar: French broads back in WWII who were bowing GI's left and right

Is it a dance?  Like the twist but older or something?

Early typing and no booze make me something something....


Yes. You also misspelled "vogue." I sort of thought you were typing on your phone.
 
2013-07-28 11:27:56 AM

Shadowknight: Maybe it's rising because oral sex is AWESOME, and we're less uptight now than our preceding generations about all that sex stuff.  I would blame the prevalence of the internet, more specifically internet porn, in "normalizing" the idea of oral sex.  I imagine you'd find an increase in all sorts of formally fringe sexual activities.


I'd expect instead you'd see an increase in business-casually fringe sexual activities.
 
2013-07-28 11:28:20 AM
This is totally a perfect example of how conservatives want smaller government.
 
2013-07-28 11:29:53 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Conthan: The fact that prominent Republican politicians will go on Bryan Fischer's radio show should scare us all. Fischer is insane. This is the guy who said Jesus is the strong nuclear force.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP8bM87awiY

Does that mean that dark energy is Satan?


Nope.  That's Jesus too.  Don't you even pay attention bro?
 
2013-07-28 11:30:48 AM

miss diminutive: As someone who was around ten years old at the time of the scandal,


Damn I'm getting old.
 
2013-07-28 11:56:23 AM
I blame the whole purity ring movement. You wouldn't believe the amount of kids I went to school with who did strictly oral and anal every chance they got so they could remain chaste and virginal. They were doing stuff that I didn't get bored enough to try 'til my 30s. But I was the slut b/c I was having vanilla sex with my boyfriend without praying around the the flagpole first. Which is actually a good euphemism for anal. I graduated in 1993. The purity ring thing has only gotten bigger. Another anal euphemism.
 
2013-07-28 12:00:35 PM

LectertheChef: This is totally a perfect example of how conservatives want smaller government.


Yeah.  They want a government small as possible, but one with the authority to investigate the sexual relations between married couples.
 
2013-07-28 12:05:33 PM
Because teaching kids that putting a penis in that vejayjay before marriage means they will go to hell means that they in no way would try and figure something else around that. 

Abstinence only education could never facilitate such creativity.  Republicans don't condone such a thing.
 
2013-07-28 12:12:41 PM
I was at the end of middle school when this happened, I know he had oral sex.  While my brother was in elementary school at the time knows he had some sort og sex scandal but definitely not the the oral sex only part. The millennial generation, depending on what dictionary you use defines the generation from between the year I was born to early 2000.  If kids born in in as early as 1988 don't know exactly what happened to him, a huge majority born after that age wouldn't know either.
 
2013-07-28 12:15:46 PM
FTA: Throughout the interview, Fischer refused to clearly state what the punishment should be for those who engage in the sexual activity he believes should be banned, alternating between the idea of issuing summonses like "parking tickets" and "speeding tickets" and putting those who engage in oral sex or homosexual sex -- which he compared to drug trafficking, pedophilia and bestiality -- into something similar to drug rehab, at one point even suggesting an "intervention."

There's that conservative outreach and "Big Tent" philosophy at work again. Keep on keeping on, you crazy bastards!
 
2013-07-28 12:19:20 PM
As some who's never had a bj I hate Clinton for him getting them. Or anyone who gets them.

/ Wife says it's gross
// But going down on her required
///. I wish I wasn't whipped
 
2013-07-28 12:21:32 PM

Mid_mo_mad_man: As someone who's never had a bj I hate Clinton for him getting them. Or anyone who gets them.

/ Wife says it's gross
// But going down on her required
///. I wish I wasn't whipped

 
2013-07-28 12:22:08 PM

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: More dire need for a blowjob than any white man in history. (SFW)

/scene takes place in 1968
//movie came out in 1988
///your argument is invalid


Came for the Good Morning Vietnam reference, left satisfied. In other news Robin Williams hasn't been funny for over 20 years.
 
2013-07-28 12:27:19 PM
Wasn't it known in the classic age of Hollywood that Nancy Davis (Reagan) gave the best head in town?
 
2013-07-28 12:38:11 PM

Shadowknight: Maybe it's rising because oral sex is AWESOME, and we're less uptight now than our preceding generations about all that sex stuff.  I would blame the prevalence of the internet, more specifically internet porn, in "normalizing" the idea of oral sex.  I imagine you'd find an increase in all sorts of formally fringe sexual activities.


I'd put more weight on the internet than anything Clinton did.  Kids now have free and easy access to (generally) good information about sex with all the images of people doing it in all possible combination and permutations.
 
2013-07-28 12:38:11 PM
If Bill Clinton is responsible for people getting blown more and having their pussies eaten more, he shouldn't be lambasted, he should be made Permanent Emperor of the farking Universe.
 
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