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2013-07-28 05:29:41 AM  
7 votes:
Go ahead smokers, ignore your health.  That leaves more health for the rest of us.
2013-07-28 12:29:52 PM  
4 votes:
Best of all, I can fart everywhere and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it.
2013-07-28 11:56:19 AM  
4 votes:

AirForceVet: Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too. I don't see you running around trying to ban people from eating ridiculously spicy foods.

When do habaneros and other hot peppers emit a drug-laced vapor, i.e. nicotine, that others can inhale? Just farkin' use a patch or chew the gum.

And don't rationalize your behavior, FuzedBox, Yes, caffeine is a drug also. But people don't farkin' smoke it and emit it in vapor around the room. They primarily drink it.

I DON'T GIVE A FARK IF YOU INJECT, SWALLOW, SNORT, ABSORB THROUGH SKIN OR EAT YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE YOURSELF.

DON"T SPREAD IT AROUND IN ENCLOSED ROOMS AS A VAPOR, DUMBASSES.


Eat a Snickers. You're not yourself when you're hungry.
2013-07-28 11:33:20 AM  
4 votes:

AirForceVet: Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too. I don't see you running around trying to ban people from eating ridiculously spicy foods.

When do habaneros and other hot peppers emit a drug-laced vapor, i.e. nicotine, that others can inhale? Just farkin' use a patch or chew the gum.

And don't rationalize your behavior, FuzedBox, Yes, caffeine is a drug also. But people don't farkin' smoke it and emit it in vapor around the room. They primarily drink it.

I DON'T GIVE A FARK IF YOU INJECT, SWALLOW, SNORT, ABSORB THROUGH SKIN OR EAT YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE YOURSELF.

DON"T SPREAD IT AROUND IN ENCLOSED ROOMS AS A VAPOR, DUMBASSES.


Dude, you need to relax.  Have a smoke or something.
2013-07-28 10:42:41 AM  
3 votes:
i-i-I b-believeieve you sp-spelt movemement wrwrong.
2013-07-28 11:46:06 AM  
2 votes:

Molavian: Nut up and quit, f*ckers.  It's only hard for the first few days.


There's a lot of phallic symbolism in this lil troll post.  Makes me wonder about you, son.
2013-07-28 11:30:29 AM  
2 votes:
I'm anxiously awaiting the development of eFood and eBooze.
2013-07-28 11:14:51 AM  
2 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too

Wait, is there such a thing as secondhand habanero vapor? Can I see the study?


Maybe they're referring to the inevitable explosive methane release?
2013-07-28 11:03:21 AM  
2 votes:

Infernalist: Finally got an old friend to quit by pushing her to these.  She no longer smells nor tastes like an ashtray,


Exactly how often are you tasting your friend?
2013-07-28 10:41:21 AM  
2 votes:
We figured out (read: we found a website that explained) how to modify them for alternate use. It's made the last few concerts more fun and paranoia-free.

Now to work on a sonic screwdriver mod ...
2013-07-28 09:21:32 AM  
2 votes:

cman: Why should anyone care if I put nicotine, or THC, or even a dick in my own colon? Its my farking body.


Anally-administered THC?  Well, that would explain all the brown frown that's been going around lately.
2013-07-28 09:11:34 AM  
2 votes:
Why should anyone care if I put nicotine, or THC, or even a dick in my own colon? Its my farking body.
2013-07-29 12:27:43 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: LadyHawke: So long as it really is only vapor coming out of the end (I haven't at all looked into the science behind the e-cig and only know what the commercials say), go nuts.  I'm not against people doing things to themselves so long as others aren't harmed/unnecessarily inconvenienced.

Mmmm, emitting a vapor that contains a known drug that has side effects? Yeah, I want that floating around me in an enclosed room. Piss off, addicts.

You should do what heroin addicts do and shoot up quietly in the bathroom stalls or justwear a farkin' patch. Enough with the oral fixations.


Go suck on your exhaust pipe.
2013-07-29 12:22:26 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: Mmmm, 540 posts in this thread at this time. Certainly did my part in boosting Fark's advertising revenue with this one.

/My work here is done.


If you were any more full of yourself, you'd be a Klein bottle.
2013-07-29 11:25:27 AM  
1 votes:
Mmmm, 540 posts in this thread at this time. Certainly did my part in boosting Fark's advertising revenue with this one.

/My work here is done.
2013-07-28 10:35:29 PM  
1 votes:
thepipesmoker.files.wordpress.com
"I believe that pipe smoking contributes to a somewhat calm and
objective judgement in all human affairs."

Smoke pipes, not cigarettes.
2013-07-28 07:20:39 PM  
1 votes:
*sigh* I should have know better.

www.celframe.com
2013-07-28 02:31:29 PM  
1 votes:
Now they need to come up with E-Food for all the fat-ass farkers that biatch about smokers. Problem is the fattier have become a protected class.

Fun Fact: For the first time ever this year, Lard-asses cost the health care industry more than smokers. Suck it, fatties.

/suck it, not eat it.
2013-07-28 02:28:09 PM  
1 votes:
www.takeoverworld.info
2013-07-28 02:27:03 PM  
1 votes:
www.deliberateblog.com
2013-07-28 02:25:15 PM  
1 votes:
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-07-28 02:04:08 PM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: Psycoholic_Slag: [i.qkme.me image 400x398]

Great idea. But tobacco (and nicotine) are very addictive, unlike marijuana. So what's the business model selling a non-addictive product?


Are you suggesting that pot needs a business model to market it successfully?
2013-07-28 01:57:13 PM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Bumblefark: Sure.

And when will all you fat farks be doing the same?

Such anger at the fact that cigarette smoking is the single most common and modifiable risk factor in every Top-5 Cause of Death in the United States.

Maybe you should switch to pot. At least it'd take care of your anger, AND be safer for you thanks to cannabidiol's anti-tumor properties.


Eh, not what we were discussing sport. You were suggesting that smokers are an illegitimate drain on the social safety net. I was suggesting the same logic applies to the fatties.

/and, yeah...my post was just dripping with rage. Sorry if I frightened you. Need a hug?
2013-07-28 01:55:36 PM  
1 votes:

skozlaw: Ral: It's the same mindset that wants to ban sodomy and Big Gulps. It's all about controlling people.

Nobody every blew a cloud of sodomy in my face as I was minding my own business on the sidewalk so I really don't give a shait about that, but you just go ahead and make up whatever harebraned crap makes you feel superior, I guess.


Don't interrupt him! He just climbed up on that cross. Let's see what happens next!
2013-07-28 01:54:49 PM  
1 votes:

Ral: It's the same mindset that wants to ban sodomy and Big Gulps. It's all about controlling people.


Nobody every blew a cloud of sodomy in my face as I was minding my own business on the sidewalk so I really don't give a shait about that, but you just go ahead and make up whatever harebraned crap makes you feel superior, I guess.
2013-07-28 01:53:44 PM  
1 votes:

FuzedBox: Excuse me? We brought the facts, you brought the ad-hominem. My turn: you're an ignorant farking douchenozzle; if you're going to look down your nose at us, at least have a reason why. Yes, we developed a nasty habit, but here's a solution that has worked for us and is believed by many experts to be safer, and my most of the population to be less obnoxious.

Get a life dude, and let us live ours.


What facts? No citations, no links? Just opinion like myself. I just Googled for a bit and found articles for and against secondhand vapors from electronic cigarettes. So the scientific debate is still going on. We'll just have to see how it works out since electronic cigarettes are SO new. A FDA study that found no harm was done in 2009. Dear Abby even used it to calm a worker's fears as her senior bosses used e-cigarettes around her all the time.

I simply have the opinion you should not use e-cigarettes in enclosed room with others about. It's a drug delivery system period. I don't care how safe you think it is for me, I don't want it around me on the off-chance it's not.

You can have your life. If the electronic cigarettes make your life better, cool. Just don't fark with mine by assuming it's perfectly safe for everyone. That's not your call.
2013-07-28 01:48:24 PM  
1 votes:

SacriliciousBeerSwiller: //find the anti-smoking crowd 1000x more annoying than the smokers


This line is getting tired.  If this thread is any indication, the overwhelming majority of anti-smoking people are being perfectly reasonable, and supporting e-cigs for the exact reason that smokers try to pretend they don't:  Most people really don't care what you do with your body as long as it isn't socially aggressive.  Cigarettes stink, they're harmful to others in enclosed spaces, and they account for a staggering amount of litter.  There are numerous rational reasons to want to ban or confine that behavior to places where it can't affect others.  There are very few, if any, compelling reasons to be against e-cigs.

Basically, the e-cig debate shows just how few people have the "I just want to control you" mindset that many smokers have always tried to paint as the main reason for the anti-smoking sentiment.
2013-07-28 01:38:21 PM  
1 votes:

boinkingbill: Every time I see someone, male or female, smoking an e-cigarette the phrase:  "Total Dweep" comes to mind.  I always wonder, "Do they put water in a beer class and pretend that they are drinking beer?"


Is it water with alcohol in it? Because otherwise that's a stupid comparison
2013-07-28 01:20:57 PM  
1 votes:

SecretAgentWoman: As a non-smoker, I'm clueless.

I'd like to get my sister an e-cig starter kit, but I have no clue where to start.

Help me out?


Well, if you've read this thread, you're an asshole and should just kill yourself. If you haven't read this thread, most Blu is a pretty popular brand though I've never tried their flavores. NJoy is another. I use V2, but ever since they replaced their classic methol flavor with a new on that has a hot sauce after-taste, I'm considering changing brands. The quest for the perfect menthol flavor has begun.
2013-07-28 01:13:08 PM  
1 votes:
These go great with non-alcoholic beer. mock apple pie and kissing your sister..
2013-07-28 12:59:14 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not sure what's worse... subby's lack of reading comprehension in the article (which was raising questions about e-cigs, not glowingly supporting them) or the lack of information in the article. There was little talk of the science, no references to sources other than a few doctors sounding off, and positive quotes from Youtube commenters.

That's not even phoning it in. It's more like yelling at the guy in the next room to make a call.
2013-07-28 12:58:46 PM  
1 votes:

supayoda: PC LOAD LETTER: As long as they don't smell and don't fark up my health, have at it. I hate smokers because of what it does to me, not you. I don't care if addicts die from their addiction as long as they take no one with them.

This, pretty much. I'm sure it's better than regular cigs, but I would like to know if whatever vapor is being expelled is still going to be in any way harmful to those around you who might inhale it. Yeah, the smell of a regular cig is annoying, but pleasant-smelling poison isn't any better than stinky poison. Outside of that, I don't care. Put whatever you want in your body so long as I don't have to participate.


The cancer causing agents in second-hand smoke are hundreds of other chemicals and additives that have nothing to do with nicotine.

Plus, the vapor itself dissipates to negligible levels less than 5 feet from the point of exhalation.

Lastly, the only thing in the vapor of note is Vegetable Glycerin.

In short, an e-cig user could blow vapor in your face for hours and there'd be no negative consequences, other than the user's bad breath being in your grill for hours.
2013-07-28 12:58:27 PM  
1 votes:

skozlaw: Vodka Zombie: You do know that they and other nightshades also contain nicotine, right?

You often vaporize your tomatoes or are you just generally retarded?


I have a steaming pot of sauce on the stove, so....

I'll also be grilling some eggplant and peppers later.

My goodness!!!

Tell me again who it is who is "generally retarded?"
2013-07-28 12:46:30 PM  
1 votes:

belhade: I've been on e-cigs for over three years now, and I've been off nicotine completely for over a year. Yes, I'm still vaping at 0 nic. I guess I just really like putting things in my mouth to suck on.

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 800x452]


"That's what she said."
2013-07-28 12:42:47 PM  
1 votes:

23FPB23: This thread is Big Ol Bag O Dicks.



FTFM

/need refills for my e-cig
2013-07-28 12:39:47 PM  
1 votes:

rga184: Infernalist: rga184: Infernalist: gfid: Saberus Terras: Plastered all over the package was the promise that you could vap anywhere, anytime, since it's not a cigarette.  We went to a restaurant for our anniversary and she brought it with her, and she had it out when our waitress came to get drink orders, waitress said there was no smoking allowed, wife told her it wasn't smoke, just water vapor.  Waitress talks to manager, manager comes out with "I don't care if it farts gold dust, you will not smoke that in here."

I have no problem with that.  Their restaurant, their rules.  And just because some company puts something on their product doesn't mean it carries the weight of law.

This is what really gets me about the e-cig fanatics.  "Oh, it's just water vapor".  Oh really?  Then why is it delivering nicotine too?  And how do you know it's not also delivering a thousand other chemicals directly to your lungs?

"Well, the company who makes them said so!"

Because a lot of people out there aren't farking retarded and understand how to take samples of something and learn what exactly is in it.

You have an HPLC machine in your house or something. I know how to take samples of stuff and learn what's in it, but I certainly don't have the equipment to do that at home. Do you propose the average e-cig smoker does?

No, but I do have this thing called the 'personal computer' and I use it to great benefit.  You should consider googling that shiat.

I see, your tone implied that if you don't understand how to take samples of something you're "farking retarded", so I assumed you were implying that YOU knew how to do that and so did non "farking retarded" e-cig users. My mistake.

On the other hand, you understand that if you don't know how to take samples of stuff and learn what's in it, you're calling yourself farking retarded too, right? You should have just written that there's people out there who are not farking retarded who know how to google shiat to find out what's ...


How's that googling working out for you?
2013-07-28 12:38:52 PM  
1 votes:
This thread ia Big Ol Bad O Dicks.
2013-07-28 12:31:50 PM  
1 votes:
The only drawback I see to e-cigs is a lot less smokers will go outside to smoke.  The reduction in fresh air, sunshine, and social mingling with strangers will be greatly missed.

/non-smoker
//Always hangs out with the smokers outside
2013-07-28 12:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

s2s2s2: I make my own juice. I make my own coils.
There HAVE been serious studies done.

My favorite anti-e-cig report was the doctor that said the coils heat up to thousands of degrees. He was forced to admit that was retarded.


I also build RBAs. The thought of 28 or 32 gauge kanthal wire heating up to thousands of degrees without breaking is laughable.
2013-07-28 12:26:57 PM  
1 votes:
I make my own juice. I make my own coils.
There HAVE been serious studies done.

My favorite anti-e-cig report was the doctor that said the coils heat up to thousands of degrees. He was forced to admit that was retarded.
2013-07-28 12:19:25 PM  
1 votes:
I love my Micro Vaped Pen. Granted I'm not using it for nicotine consumption, but it's a straight-up game changer.
2013-07-28 12:06:54 PM  
1 votes:

RickN99: Infernalist: AirForceVet: Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too. I don't see you running around trying to ban people from eating ridiculously spicy foods.

When do habaneros and other hot peppers emit a drug-laced vapor, i.e. nicotine, that others can inhale? Just farkin' use a patch or chew the gum.

And don't rationalize your behavior, FuzedBox, Yes, caffeine is a drug also. But people don't farkin' smoke it and emit it in vapor around the room. They primarily drink it.

I DON'T GIVE A FARK IF YOU INJECT, SWALLOW, SNORT, ABSORB THROUGH SKIN OR EAT YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE YOURSELF.

DON"T SPREAD IT AROUND IN ENCLOSED ROOMS AS A VAPOR, DUMBASSES.

Dude, you need to relax.  Have a smoke or something.

But not an e-cig.  That nicotine-laced vapor will kill your entire family.


Aw, go easy on him. He walked away from the military with bad a case of ALL CAPS RAGE. In all seriousness, it's baffling how people can be so hateful and arrogant while wallowing in ignorance.
2013-07-28 12:03:22 PM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: AirForceVet: Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too. I don't see you running around trying to ban people from eating ridiculously spicy foods.

When do habaneros and other hot peppers emit a drug-laced vapor, i.e. nicotine, that others can inhale? Just farkin' use a patch or chew the gum.

And don't rationalize your behavior, FuzedBox, Yes, caffeine is a drug also. But people don't farkin' smoke it and emit it in vapor around the room. They primarily drink it.

I DON'T GIVE A FARK IF YOU INJECT, SWALLOW, SNORT, ABSORB THROUGH SKIN OR EAT YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE YOURSELF.

DON"T SPREAD IT AROUND IN ENCLOSED ROOMS AS A VAPOR, DUMBASSES.

Dude, you need to relax.  Have a smoke or something.


But not an e-cig.  That nicotine-laced vapor will kill your entire family.
2013-07-28 11:48:49 AM  
1 votes:

gfid: Infernalist: gfid: buzzcut73: I've been on e-cigs for a year and a half now.  I tried one Marlboro light when I was drinking with some friends a couple of months back, I -hated- it.

I've used e-cigs for over a year.  I have a few no-name brand cigs  from a marketing experiment left over and I farking love those things.  e-cigs suck.  Still, not surprised that you didn't like Marlboro Lights - worst cigarette ever.

Yeah, the no-name cigarettes are no-name.  They mailed them to me and they came in a plain white box with no label.  I'm going to read the rest of this thread and then step outside to smoke one of them and I'm sure I'll love it.

Darwinism at its finest.

Meh - I don't think one more cigarette will kill me.  I used to smoke 2 packs a day and I'm not dead yet.  It takes a long time and even then most smokers don't die from cigarette-related problems.

I might not even smoke that real cigarette.  I'm actually getting hungry now.  I'll probably eat something horribly unhealthy while I puff on my e-cig which probably contains the worst carcinogens man has yet to identify.


Go check your mail.  Maybe someone sent you some completely unlabeled food for you to eat.
2013-07-28 11:47:45 AM  
1 votes:
Anyone who wants to ban these isn't a health nut.  They're a moran.

This removes all negative effects of smoking on others, while being vastly less bad for actual smokers.

It's like banning a form of alcohol that prevents drunk driving.
2013-07-28 11:45:05 AM  
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Personally, I love the idea. Maybe they're not "safe," necessarily, but classical cigarettes are pretty farking damaging. It would be tough for e-cigs to be worse. Most likely, they're less harmful.

/Non-smoker. Non-scientist.


The nicotine itself has been shown to have health benefits in the form of keeping dementia and Alzheimers at lower risks of occurrence.  As long as the flavorings aren't toxic when inhaled (and most are already fda approved for ingestion), the e-cigs might actually be beneficial.
2013-07-28 11:36:51 AM  
1 votes:

LadyHawke: So long as it really is only vapor coming out of the end (I haven't at all looked into the science behind the e-cig and only know what the commercials say), go nuts.  I'm not against people doing things to themselves so long as others aren't harmed/unnecessarily inconvenienced.


Hell, I'm of the opinion that the VA should hand these out to all the smokers in the hospitals. They don't have to go outside in the snow to smoke unless they want to, the VA doesn't have to spend money maintaining/warming/heating a smoking shelter in the middle of Milwaukee winters, and hopefully, the health effects aren't as bad. Moreover, the smells are gone (the elevators and rooms sometimes smell from patients getting into them right after they smoke) and I don't have to nearly puke when I have to intubate a smoker, or deal with their crappy lung function and poor ventilation during wake ups and anesthesia inductions.

Hopefully, there will be less litter too, though I don't know how the e-cigs are packaged.

I'm of the opinion that smokers of standard cigarettes should in fact be stigmatized. They stink up building entrances and elevators when they come back from their smoke breaks and the litter--holy fark, they are a filthy group with respect to litter. I took a few pictures trash cans around the hospital last spring as the snow was melting and uncovering all the cigarettes that had been thrown in the snow within 3 feet of a trash can over the course of the winter. Why? The snow banks are waist high, you can put your cig out in the snow, reach over and throw it away. But no, even if you put a trash can or an ashtray in a spot where people congregate to smoke (at the entrance of every building, so we have to walk through their stink) they throw their shiat on the ground.

And of course, every single smoker I met and every single smoker on fark says they don't litter. They have a bottle with water in their car and put their cig out on that, they never throw it out the window. They use ashtrays or put out a cig with their foot, pick it up and throw it in the trash, they never litter on the sidewalk or on the building entrance. Every single smoker swears they don't litter, but yet I can't remember the last time I saw somebody NOT flick a cig on the ground, nor can I remember the last time I saw somebody put out a cig on the ground and then throw it in the trash. Hell, I've seen somebody flick a cig on the ground in front of a gas pump at a gas station in the middle of Oklahoma on a 100 degree day.

Yeah, traditional cig smokers need to be stigmatized. I've yet to see an e-cig user throw their whatever that thing is on the ground, nor have I ever been bothered by their smoke smell outside the building. So yeah, I'm way in favor of e-cigs.
2013-07-28 11:34:30 AM  
1 votes:

billy_chuck: I'm anxiously awaiting the development of eFood and eBooze.


F-that.. where I my e-sex ...? I want my custom made fem-bot...!
2013-07-28 11:32:22 AM  
1 votes:

Infernalist: Endive Wombat: Now someone please correct me if I am wrong, but I was under the impression that while nicotine is itself addictive, there was basically no conclusive evidence between pure nicotine usage and cancer.

No, you're right.  It's the other crap in cigs that cause the cancer, not the nicotine itself.


That was my impression to.  If I can't smell what you are doing, it doesn't cause me cancer and won't get me hooked on nicotine then I don't care if you do it.  I've only ever hated the smell.  It would be nice not to have to ford my way through huddled masses of smokers out front of my building in the middle of winter.
2013-07-28 11:31:11 AM  
1 votes:

fnordest: In regard to the ones who use e-cigs to quit: I heard in the past that people quitting would carry an unlit cigarette because it was that was the habit beyond the addiction to the nicotine.

E-cigs would satisfy that habit, BUT what happens when you quit the e-cigs?


In most cases, you have two different kinds of e-cig users:  People who are trying to quit and people who are trying to not die from smoking.

The ones that are trying to quit quickly learn that you can moderate the amount of nicotine that you take in with e-cigs, until they reach the point where they can wean themselves off the e-cigs, too.    The ones that are trying to stay alive and still get their nicotine fix don't care and will 'smoke' e-cigs until they die.
2013-07-28 11:29:38 AM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too. I don't see you running around trying to ban people from eating ridiculously spicy foods.


When do habaneros and other hot peppers emit a drug-laced vapor, i.e. nicotine, that others can inhale? Just farkin' use a patch or chew the gum.

And don't rationalize your behavior, FuzedBox, Yes, caffeine is a drug also. But people don't farkin' smoke it and emit it in vapor around the room. They primarily drink it.

I DON'T GIVE A FARK IF YOU INJECT, SWALLOW, SNORT, ABSORB THROUGH SKIN OR EAT YOUR DRUG OF CHOICE YOURSELF.

DON"T SPREAD IT AROUND IN ENCLOSED ROOMS AS A VAPOR, DUMBASSES.
2013-07-28 11:27:46 AM  
1 votes:

gfid: buzzcut73: I've been on e-cigs for a year and a half now.  I tried one Marlboro light when I was drinking with some friends a couple of months back, I -hated- it.

I've used e-cigs for over a year.  I have a few no-name brand cigs  from a marketing experiment left over and I farking love those things.  e-cigs suck.  Still, not surprised that you didn't like Marlboro Lights - worst cigarette ever.

Yeah, the no-name cigarettes are no-name.  They mailed them to me and they came in a plain white box with no label.  I'm going to read the rest of this thread and then step outside to smoke one of them and I'm sure I'll love it.


Darwinism at its finest.
2013-07-28 11:26:07 AM  
1 votes:

Sgygus: Go ahead smokers, ignore your health.  That leaves more health for the rest of us.


I like the way you logic, boy.
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2013-07-28 11:21:51 AM  
1 votes:

cman: Why should anyone care if I put nicotine, or THC, or even a dick in my own colon? Its my farking body.


You're smoking wrong
2013-07-28 11:12:44 AM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: berylman: I notice that a Nuvo e-cig advertisement popped at the top of the Fark bar at the same time as this thread. Never seen that before and I don't smoke or no reason to be marketed to.  Any one else get this or just a coincidence?

Me too. Coincidentally just after I posted in this thread. Drew, did you let PRISM get onto Fark again?


And that is why I don't feed the fark squirrel.  I don't need bukkake ads showing up in the corner.
2013-07-28 11:10:48 AM  
1 votes:

Serious Black: Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too


Wait, is there such a thing as secondhand habanero vapor? Can I see the study?
2013-07-28 11:04:45 AM  
1 votes:

AirForceVet: LadyHawke: So long as it really is only vapor coming out of the end (I haven't at all looked into the science behind the e-cig and only know what the commercials say), go nuts.  I'm not against people doing things to themselves so long as others aren't harmed/unnecessarily inconvenienced.

Mmmm, emitting a vapor that contains a known drug that has side effects? Yeah, I want that floating around me in an enclosed room. Piss off, addicts.

You should do what heroin addicts do and shoot up quietly in the bathroom stalls or justwear a farkin' patch. Enough with the oral fixations.


Eating habaneros and other hot peppers can have side effects too. I don't see you running around trying to ban people from eating ridiculously spicy foods.
2013-07-28 11:03:16 AM  
1 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: I couldn't care less what smokers do to their own bodies. It's the smoke in the room, the stench permeating everything and the fact that smokers think it's okay to toss their used butts anywhere they please that pisses me off.


Went hiking up a mountain trail the other weekend. On the way down, lying directly in the middle of the path was somebody's cigarette butt. Not too far off was the wrapper from their cough drop. I wanted to catch up to them for ease of strangling.
2013-07-28 11:02:39 AM  
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LadyHawke: So long as it really is only vapor coming out of the end (I haven't at all looked into the science behind the e-cig and only know what the commercials say), go nuts.  I'm not against people doing things to themselves so long as others aren't harmed/unnecessarily inconvenienced.


Mmmm, emitting a vapor that contains a known drug that has side effects? Yeah, I want that floating around me in an enclosed room. Piss off, addicts.

You should do what heroin addicts do and shoot up quietly in the bathroom stalls or justwear a farkin' patch. Enough with the oral fixations.
2013-07-28 10:57:14 AM  
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sendtodave: Militant anti-smokers are bigger douches than smokers.


The only thing worse are Militant Ex-smokers
2013-07-28 10:48:50 AM  
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duffblue: Somacandra: Shadowknight: I will never get my mom to stop smoking...maybe it's not too much to ask for her to stop destroying ours or stenching up the place.

Gift her a hookah and and some honeydew tobacco. And some appropriate charcoal. Everyone will be much happier.

You are an idiot.


You are an ass.
2013-07-28 10:39:07 AM  
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miss diminutive: GBB: You e-cig smokers can look stupid all you want, I don't care.  Just as long as you're not smoking the real thing and stinking up the place, enjoy.

That smell gets into everything. The elderly couple across the street from me are in their 70s and have each smoked for over 50 years. The wife knitted me a blanket to say thanks with helping them shovel snow this past winter, which was nice of her. I've washed that thing about four times and I still can't get the smell of smoke out...it's essentially permanently bonded to the fibres.


I never smoked cigarettes and quite a bit of it was for that reason. That and they have piss and even worse things in them. I did, however, smoke cigars and pipes for a long time.  Now that I have a vapor kit it's like an air freshener I get to inhale.  My current flavor tastes and smells just like Sweet Tarts.
2013-07-28 10:17:14 AM  
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Shadowknight: I will never get my mom to stop smoking.  Never mind she's already having coughing fits that puts my passed grandmother's death bed rattles to shame, she just "enjoys it" too much to quit.  But, at the very least I wish she would go with an e-cig.  I've been visiting the families the last month (we live in Spain, but I bring the kids home for the summer to see the grandparents) and all of my clothes smell like stale, nasty smoke.  My eyes are constantly burning.  My sinuses are so clogged up with black, tar-like snot that I can hardly breath.

I may never get her to stop destroying her own health, but maybe it's not too much to ask for her to stop destroying ours or stenching up the place.


Just punch her in the face every time she lights up a cigarette.  She will either quickly quit or will be unable to light one up.  Problem solved!
2013-07-28 10:13:25 AM  
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I couldn't care less what smokers do to their own bodies. It's the smoke in the room, the stench permeating everything and the fact that smokers think it's okay to toss their used butts anywhere they please that pisses me off.
2013-07-28 08:25:38 AM  
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I think subby intentionally got that backwards.
 
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