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(The Sun)   Smoking hot 23-year-old who received £4,800 taxpayer funded boob-job now suing for £10,000 because she thinks her boobs are too big: "My life is ruined" (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 163
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2013-07-28 12:32:01 AM
 
2013-07-28 12:41:01 AM
Maybe she'll use the money to buy a bag for her face.
 
2013-07-28 12:44:20 AM
No, my dear. It's because you look like a caveman
 
2013-07-28 12:59:15 AM

skatedrifter: Original thread: Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)


July 9th thread where she initially talks about getting her breasts reduced & whining that getting them enlarged didn't help her career.

Of course, it doesn't seem to occur to her that part of the problem is her face. That white lipstick, or whatever the hell it is, is particularly hideous, plus she isn't at all attractive.
 
2013-07-28 12:59:16 AM

ArkAngel: No, my dear. It's because you look like a caveman


Look here! I've seen many fine artistic recreations of male specimens of the Neanderthal people, and they were all quite fetching, unlike the throwback pictured in TFA.
 
2013-07-28 01:06:04 AM

Bathia_Mapes: skatedrifter: Original thread: Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)

July 9th thread where she initially talks about getting her breasts reduced & whining that getting them enlarged didn't help her career.

Of course, it doesn't seem to occur to her that part of the problem is her face. That white lipstick, or whatever the hell it is, is particularly hideous, plus she isn't at all attractive.


I just can't believe she's actually trying to sue anyone. What a dumbass.
 
2013-07-28 01:06:34 AM
How much does euthanasia cost?
 
2013-07-28 01:10:01 AM
she got those jugs to distract from her face?
 
2013-07-28 01:12:33 AM

ArkAngel: No, my dear. It's because you look like a caveman


Yes but is she 'So easy even a caveman would do it'?
 
2013-07-28 01:12:33 AM

skatedrifter: Bathia_Mapes: skatedrifter: Original thread: Smoking hot 22-year-old, emotionally distressed from being flat-chested, gets new 36DD £4,800 taxpayer funded breasts: "My new boobs have changed my life" (w/pics)

July 9th thread where she initially talks about getting her breasts reduced & whining that getting them enlarged didn't help her career.

Of course, it doesn't seem to occur to her that part of the problem is her face. That white lipstick, or whatever the hell it is, is particularly hideous, plus she isn't at all attractive.

I just can't believe she's actually trying to sue anyone. What a dumbass.


She's just an AW whose moment in the sun quickly faded after she got the new knockers and proceeded to post topless with them.  Now nobody cares anymore, and she's desperate for more attention, but not quite pretty enough to snag a footballer and make a sex tape.

Or, I guess she might just be really imbalanced and in need of medical help other than cosmetic surgery.
 
2013-07-28 01:17:08 AM
She's actually not that ugly, but her make-up choices are horrendous.
 
2013-07-28 01:44:21 AM

TuteTibiImperes: proceeded to post topless with them


I saw those pics. They left me traumatized and unable to look at other, nicer boobies for tens of minutes.
 
2013-07-28 01:57:52 AM
the pink lipstick creeps me the fark out. It makes it look like she's missing her upper lip or something.
 
2013-07-28 02:08:21 AM

log_jammin: the pink lipstick creeps me the fark out. It makes it look like she's missing her upper lip or something.


It's not pink, it's white lipstick, which was popular in the 1960s. Except it's not the 1960s and that's a look that should go away forever.
 
2013-07-28 02:12:21 AM

Bathia_Mapes: and that's a look that should go away forever.


agreed wholeheartedly.
 
2013-07-28 02:17:28 AM
We get it, The Sun. You f*cking hate the NHS.  WE GET IT.  You hate all that nice, free health care the Brits have.  Fine.  Can we talk about something else?  NO, NOT IMMIGRANTS ON THE DOLE.  You know, I can't even talk to you any more.  You just...you...

F*ck it, I'm out of here.
 
2013-07-28 02:27:06 AM
... do they socialize lessons for the application of makeup?
 
2013-07-28 03:28:16 AM

log_jammin: the pink lipstick creeps me the fark out. It makes it look like she's missing her upper lip or something.


Maybe her upper lip is missing.
 
2013-07-28 03:53:14 AM

Sid_6.7: log_jammin: the pink lipstick creeps me the fark out. It makes it look like she's missing her upper lip or something.

Maybe her upper lip is missing.


it may as well be
 
2013-07-28 04:05:58 AM

log_jammin: Sid_6.7: log_jammin: the pink lipstick creeps me the fark out. It makes it look like she's missing her upper lip or something.

Maybe her upper lip is missing.

it may as well be


She is British. What we think is a lip is actually her upper gums devoid of teeth.
 
2013-07-28 04:52:48 AM

Sid_6.7: log_jammin: Sid_6.7: log_jammin: the pink lipstick creeps me the fark out. It makes it look like she's missing her upper lip or something.

Maybe her upper lip is missing.

it may as well be

She is British. What we think is a lip is actually her upper gums devoid of teeth.


Well, she definitely does not have a stiff upper lip, so perhaps she's not British at all? Whatever, the point is she's a foolass.
 
2013-07-28 06:18:49 AM
What glacier did they find that frozen in?
 
2013-07-28 07:21:38 AM
Why on earth are tit implants funded by the UK Gov?
 
2013-07-28 08:36:50 AM
Did the NHS pay for the sharpies for those eyebrows?
 
2013-07-28 08:40:06 AM
I don't believe any of this.
 
2013-07-28 08:41:18 AM

ThunderPelvis: We get it, The Sun. You f*cking hate the NHS.  WE GET IT.  You hate all that nice, free health care the Brits have.  Fine.  Can we talk about something else?  NO, NOT IMMIGRANTS ON THE DOLE.  You know, I can't even talk to you any more.  You just...you...

F*ck it, I'm out of here.


Cynical progressive monster is cynical.
 
2013-07-28 08:41:55 AM
In addition to a Florida tag, we need a "Smoking Hot" tag for all these stories with pictures of troglodytes. As a warning, if nothing else.

/old shiat is getting old
 
2013-07-28 08:42:48 AM
www.bonappetit.com

Separated at birth.

img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-07-28 08:42:51 AM
would bang that

/but only if it was double bagged
 
2013-07-28 08:44:10 AM
"Smoking hot," because you would have to be smoking something to find her hot....
 
2013-07-28 08:44:33 AM
It's like someone said "Fine, you want bigger boobs? Here! Here's your bigger boobs! Now, I don't want to hear you whining again that they're not big enough, so we'll give you DDs. Sound good? Fine."
Then she stayed quiet for a few months before crying "they're too big..."
 
2013-07-28 08:45:29 AM
Would hit it, with a farking baseball bat.
 
GBB
2013-07-28 08:46:02 AM
A nose job would have been more beneficial.

/honk!
 
2013-07-28 08:46:08 AM
Ewww.  She should have gotten a new face implant first!
 
2013-07-28 08:46:58 AM
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2013-07-28 08:47:08 AM
Smoking hot? No, I better not look.
 
GBB
2013-07-28 08:48:01 AM

ArkAngel: No, my dear. It's because you look like a caveman


davidzi.com
Gah! How about NO?
 
2013-07-28 08:49:36 AM
"Smoking Hot" + The Sun =
 
2013-07-28 08:50:15 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-28 08:50:16 AM
So apparently accountability and reason are on life support in this society
 
2013-07-28 08:50:20 AM
So she sues and wins then she can afford a nice Coach bag for her head. I still think she can get a job as a before pic for plastic surgery.
 
2013-07-28 08:50:20 AM
So an ELECTIVE procedure is covered under Britain's national health plan?
 
2013-07-28 08:50:22 AM

buckeyebrain: "Smoking Hot" + The Sun =


No Preview Fail.  I was trying to post the 'HOW ABOUT NO?' pic.
 
2013-07-28 08:50:43 AM
But unhappy Josie is now considering another op to REDUCE them after being targeted by online bullies.

Oh yeah... I'm sure this is gonna help. lulz
 
2013-07-28 08:52:25 AM
img.photobucket.com
Some eye bleach.
 
2013-07-28 08:52:40 AM
Did she get this boobjob for free because of socialist medicine?  I didn't realize that cosmetic surgery was covered under such things...

The shame of it is that she will almost certainly win the case.  Not because she's right, but because it would cost the doctors too much money to defend - because they have to PAY for their lawyers.  So they'll settle out of court.

But here's the other side.  Good luck to her trying find anyone on the planet to perform her much needed reduction.  After pulling this stunt, no doctor will want anything to do with her.
 
2013-07-28 08:54:05 AM

ArkAngel: No, my dear. It's because you look like a caveman


I was thinking she looked a bit Neanderthal-ish
 
2013-07-28 08:54:26 AM
She looks like any one of the cookie cutter club I saw in college. She should move to Chicago.
 
2013-07-28 09:01:44 AM
FTFA:
"But they told me that because I didn't have any breast tissue I'd have to go for bigger breasts. They haven't helped me one bit. In fact, my life is ruined.


If your life is ruined, then a settlement won't make any difference, will it?

Oh, single mother of two. Shocking. If she ever has surgery again, they should sterilize her while she's out.

/if not just run her over in the hospital parking lot
//I hate pikeys
 
2013-07-28 09:03:58 AM
That is one very, very unfortunate-looking young woman.
 
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