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(WXII Winston-Salem)   North Carolina woman claims "chupacabra" capture (possibly graphic photo)   (on.wxii.com ) divider line
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2013-07-27 10:53:20 PM  
6 votes:
Couldn't find one in Photobucket, so this one should do:

www.fabioifc.com
2013-07-27 11:34:03 PM  
5 votes:
The chupacabra is a rare species that only has one stage in its lifecycle:  dead (like the middle-of-the-road tortoise, which is flat and only found in the middle of the road). It just happens to look like a dead canid which has lost most or all of its fur, which is what fools so-called experts who have seen plenty of dead dogs but no chupacabra.

And UFOs are naturally small fuzzy dots. They're actually a type of gray squirrel that only eats two-day-old burritos from garbage cans. This causes them to swell up and bob around the sky until they are hungry and need to eat again. Nature has given them very sharp eye-sight and a good sense of smell. They can spot a garbage can containing burritos from upwards of 1,000 feet.
2013-07-27 09:43:54 PM  
4 votes:
Mangy Coyote is the name of my Marshall Tucker cover band.
2013-07-27 10:57:19 PM  
3 votes:

IronTom: Couldn't find one in Photobucket, so this one should do:

[www.fabioifc.com image 620x500]


IronTom: oops, wrong thread


Fabiacabra!
2013-07-28 01:35:23 AM  
2 votes:

propasaurus: Blancmange.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-07-27 11:30:48 PM  
2 votes:
Nope, Chuck Testa.
2013-07-27 11:03:55 PM  
2 votes:
www.wxii12.com

Nobody else look at that picture and immediately get the urge to take their glasses off and give them a really good clean?

I did, and got quite surprised that I had my contacts in.
2013-07-27 11:02:47 PM  
2 votes:

IronTom: oops, wrong thread


And yet, somehow, strangely relevant.
2013-07-27 11:01:15 PM  
2 votes:

awakeinsd: Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.


Notice the wet back.
2013-07-27 10:53:57 PM  
2 votes:
oops, wrong thread
2013-07-27 10:45:52 PM  
2 votes:
I'm not seeing the resemblance.

i.imgur.com
2013-07-27 10:00:28 PM  
2 votes:
Sooner or later,
He'll eat you whole,
And half your alligator.

It's gonna be many a year before someone flushes another guitar string.
2013-07-28 10:33:54 AM  
1 vote:

brantgoose: The chupacabra is a rare species that only has one stage in its lifecycle:  dead (like the middle-of-the-road tortoise, which is flat and only found in the middle of the road). It just happens to look like a dead canid which has lost most or all of its fur, which is what fools so-called experts who have seen plenty of dead dogs but no chupacabra.

And UFOs are naturally small fuzzy dots. They're actually a type of gray squirrel that only eats two-day-old burritos from garbage cans. This causes them to swell up and bob around the sky until they are hungry and need to eat again. Nature has given them very sharp eye-sight and a good sense of smell. They can spot a garbage can containing burritos from upwards of 1,000 feet.


i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-07-28 09:39:39 AM  
1 vote:
www.wxii12.com
On the bottom of the page.
2013-07-28 08:34:24 AM  
1 vote:
I, for one, look forward to NC legislation banning chupacabras, women's suffrage, and high school.
2013-07-28 02:33:02 AM  
1 vote:

Rat: http://youtu.be/LDrcOeAWeRs

Everybody knows the only true chupacabra lives in Dewitt county and prowls the fenceline.

©


Well, clearly he's visited Maryland at some point. He was probably looking for mange treatment...
2013-07-28 01:07:33 AM  
1 vote:

Drewsclue: See these are the type of stories  we can expect out of North Carolina as they dismantle the public education system.


Nah, this is the Wilkesboro area. They were hopeless to start with, and then they took away their Nascar races and this was the inevitable result.
2013-07-28 01:02:15 AM  
1 vote:
All photos are graphic.
2013-07-27 11:47:59 PM  
1 vote:
i.imgur.com
2013-07-27 11:47:32 PM  
1 vote:
I guess we can all relax tonight.
2013-07-27 11:05:30 PM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: [www.wxii12.com image 345x460]

Nobody else look at that picture and immediately get the urge to take their glasses off and give them a really good clean?

I did, and got quite surprised that I had my contacts in.


If you look closely, you can see bigfoot between the two cars, and a UFO in the upper right hand corner.
2013-07-27 10:58:07 PM  
1 vote:
CSB time: I was with a couple friends at a blockbuster (lol) like 5 or 6 years ago, and we were looking for a shiatty horror movie. We eventually settled on some Chupacabra crap that I can't remember anything about. As we were checking out, I was flirting with the girl who worked there. After a couple minutes of semi-awkward chatting, she gave me her number and said "I'd better let you go. Enjoy your goat sucker!" I turned to walk out before I realized I left the DVD on the counter, and as I turned back around to grab it, I (swear to god) watched her tilt her head up, close her eyes, and mouth "what is wrong with me?"

/I teased her about it on our lone date
//whenever I hear "chupacabra," I think about that moment
2013-07-27 10:52:01 PM  
1 vote:
Chalupacabra?
fc01.deviantart.net
2013-07-27 10:48:58 PM  
1 vote:
Call MacReady. Tell him to bring a flamethrower.
2013-07-27 10:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
I live near there, and I assure you that anything coming out of walnut cove is bound to be strange. For instance a few years ago this town found fame for a tattoo parlor incident involving someone losing both testicles and an ear... needless to say, walnut cove is also renound as the meth capital of carolina. Apparently its a hell of a drug...
2013-07-27 10:44:31 PM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!


That's clearly an action shot. Chupacabre are well known for for initiating attack with a backfip in order to startle and disorient their prey.
2013-07-27 10:43:31 PM  
1 vote:
Chupacabranado.
2013-07-27 10:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.
2013-07-27 10:38:13 PM  
1 vote:
I believe in the beavcoon. Head of a beaver, tail of a racoon.
2013-07-27 10:34:46 PM  
1 vote:
It's clearly a fox that got hammered drunk the night before. Hopefully it was sitting front row at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert
2013-07-27 10:26:18 PM  
1 vote:
How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!
2013-07-27 08:47:06 PM  
1 vote:
Not sure what it is, but I'm pretty damned sure what it isn't

/guy up in these parts shot what he claimed was a chupacabra
//died two weeks later as foretold in the curse
///it was bigger than that
2013-07-27 08:43:40 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like little Barnabas Reynolds.

/Prepare for your hearts to turn to stone!
2013-07-27 08:39:40 PM  
1 vote:
Poor little goatsucker. Oughta be protected.
 
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