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(WXII Winston-Salem)   North Carolina woman claims "chupacabra" capture (possibly graphic photo)   ( divider line
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22856 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2013 at 10:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-07-27 08:38:51 PM  
3 votes:

cretinbob: mange

Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)
2013-07-27 10:53:57 PM  
2 votes:
oops, wrong thread
2013-07-28 02:33:02 AM  
1 vote:


Everybody knows the only true chupacabra lives in Dewitt county and prowls the fenceline.


Well, clearly he's visited Maryland at some point. He was probably looking for mange treatment...
2013-07-28 01:12:25 AM  
1 vote:
Wish I could see the feet better as it looks a lot like a young Andean cameloid.
2013-07-28 01:02:15 AM  
1 vote:
All photos are graphic.
2013-07-27 11:34:03 PM  
1 vote:
The chupacabra is a rare species that only has one stage in its lifecycle:  dead (like the middle-of-the-road tortoise, which is flat and only found in the middle of the road). It just happens to look like a dead canid which has lost most or all of its fur, which is what fools so-called experts who have seen plenty of dead dogs but no chupacabra.

And UFOs are naturally small fuzzy dots. They're actually a type of gray squirrel that only eats two-day-old burritos from garbage cans. This causes them to swell up and bob around the sky until they are hungry and need to eat again. Nature has given them very sharp eye-sight and a good sense of smell. They can spot a garbage can containing burritos from upwards of 1,000 feet.
2013-07-27 11:12:14 PM  
1 vote:
Hey! Free fox!
2013-07-27 11:07:22 PM  
1 vote:
Shorter and more accurate headline: Woman is an imbecile.
2013-07-27 10:45:52 PM  
1 vote:
I'm not seeing the resemblance.
2013-07-27 10:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.
2013-07-27 10:26:18 PM  
1 vote:
How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!
2013-07-27 09:43:54 PM  
1 vote:
Mangy Coyote is the name of my Marshall Tucker cover band.
2013-07-27 09:30:21 PM  
1 vote:

cretinbob: Majick Thise: cretinbob: mange

Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)


That's a big fox.
2013-07-27 09:06:58 PM  
1 vote:

One born every minute, baby!
2013-07-27 08:05:11 PM  
1 vote:
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