uttertosh: [www.wxii12.com image 345x460]Nobody else look at that picture and immediately get the urge to take their glasses off and give them a really good clean?I did, and got quite surprised that I had my contacts in.
IronTom: oops, wrong thread
Bonanza Jellybean: /I teased her about it on our lone date
awakeinsd: Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.
hardinparamedic: [www25.uua.org image 170x205]One born every minute, baby!
BroncoFan_17: Nazis are bad......but admit it, Detroit and Chicago could benefit from their presence for a few weeks.
Majick Thise: cretinbob: mangeFox or Coyote? (Yes mange)
AverageAmericanGuy: How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?It's a magic stick!
brantgoose: The chupacabra is a rare species that only has one stage in its lifecycle: dead (like the middle-of-the-road tortoise, which is flat and only found in the middle of the road). It just happens to look like a dead canid which has lost most or all of its fur, which is what fools so-called experts who have seen plenty of dead dogs but no chupacabra.And UFOs are naturally small fuzzy dots. They're actually a type of gray squirrel that only eats two-day-old burritos from garbage cans. This causes them to swell up and bob around the sky until they are hungry and need to eat again. Nature has given them very sharp eye-sight and a good sense of smell. They can spot a garbage can containing burritos from upwards of 1,000 feet.
Drewsclue: See these are the type of stories we can expect out of North Carolina as they dismantle the public education system.
Lionel Mandrake: Looks like little Barnabas Reynolds./Prepare for your hearts to turn to stone!
Rat: http://youtu.be/LDrcOeAWeRsEverybody knows the only true chupacabra lives in Dewitt county and prowls the fenceline.©
TuteTibiImperes: cretinbob: Majick Thise: cretinbob: mangeFox or Coyote? (Yes mange)Fox.That's a big fox.
tuna fingers: You suck at the maths, Great Porn Dragon.
Great Porn Dragon: Majick Thise: cretinbob: mangeFox or Coyote? (Yes mange)Looks like fox to me (and seriously, 99 44/100% of these "chupacabras" turn out to be a fox with mange; the other 66/100% turn out to be coyotes with mange).
awakeinsd: Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. you've obviously never visited our great state. they can even get divers licenses.
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