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(WXII Winston-Salem)   North Carolina woman claims "chupacabra" capture (possibly graphic photo)   (on.wxii.com) divider line 108
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2013-07-27 08:05:11 PM  
mange
 
2013-07-27 08:38:51 PM  

cretinbob: mange


Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)
 
2013-07-27 08:39:40 PM  
Poor little goatsucker. Oughta be protected.
 
2013-07-27 08:43:40 PM  
Looks like little Barnabas Reynolds.

/Prepare for your hearts to turn to stone!
 
2013-07-27 08:47:06 PM  
Not sure what it is, but I'm pretty damned sure what it isn't

/guy up in these parts shot what he claimed was a chupacabra
//died two weeks later as foretold in the curse
///it was bigger than that
 
2013-07-27 08:52:52 PM  

TsarTom: Poor little goatsucker. Oughta be protected.


Sucker you say?

fresh.co.nz
 
2013-07-27 09:06:58 PM  
www25.uua.org

One born every minute, baby!
 
2013-07-27 09:10:11 PM  

Majick Thise: cretinbob: mange

Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)


Fox.
 
2013-07-27 09:30:21 PM  

cretinbob: Majick Thise: cretinbob: mange

Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)

Fox.


That's a big fox.
 
2013-07-27 09:43:54 PM  
Mangy Coyote is the name of my Marshall Tucker cover band.
 
2013-07-27 09:51:53 PM  

cretinbob: mange


Blancmange.
Merdemanger.
 
2013-07-27 09:58:24 PM  
WTF it's a feral cat.
 
2013-07-27 10:00:28 PM  
Sooner or later,
He'll eat you whole,
And half your alligator.

It's gonna be many a year before someone flushes another guitar string.
 
2013-07-27 10:26:18 PM  
How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!
 
2013-07-27 10:30:00 PM  
I can tell you this is what happens to any woman who looks directly into the grill of a Chevy for too long.

//The stench of chicken sh*t through Wilkes County, where this was taken, will also do it.
 
2013-07-27 10:31:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!


It's a sticky stick stick stick.
 
2013-07-27 10:31:41 PM  
Yeah there everywhere down here
 
2013-07-27 10:32:10 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-27 10:32:41 PM  

wildcardjack: AverageAmericanGuy: How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!

It's a sticky stick stick stick.


what's brown and sticky?
 
2013-07-27 10:33:06 PM  
Glad to know my sister was finally caught. Now for the burial preparations.

/oh wait, it's down south... they probably ate it... uh, her
 
2013-07-27 10:33:35 PM  

craggytabs: wildcardjack: AverageAmericanGuy: How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!

It's a sticky stick stick stick.

what's brown and sticky?


A stick!
 
2013-07-27 10:34:27 PM  

Majick Thise: cretinbob: mange

Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)


Fox
 
2013-07-27 10:34:46 PM  
It's clearly a fox that got hammered drunk the night before. Hopefully it was sitting front row at a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert
 
2013-07-27 10:34:46 PM  
Chupacabras...are often portrayed as a cross between a dog and a wolf.

Really? I always pictured something more...bat-like.

  www.virtuescience.com

Must be a regional thing...
 
2013-07-27 10:36:36 PM  
Fox with bad mange.

Poor critter.
 
2013-07-27 10:36:58 PM  
 
2013-07-27 10:37:09 PM  
Looks like a mangy fox.
According to a lady in the Hill Country a few hours from here, she already killed a chupacabra and it looked nothing like that thing. It was more like a hairless coyote and was a lot bigger. (Yes she was nuts)
 
2013-07-27 10:38:13 PM  
I believe in the beavcoon. Head of a beaver, tail of a racoon.
 
2013-07-27 10:41:02 PM  
"Video and photos of the mysterious animal can be found by the hundreds online."

Well then they can't be that mysterious, can they.
 
2013-07-27 10:42:34 PM  
Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.
 
2013-07-27 10:43:31 PM  
Chupacabranado.
 
2013-07-27 10:43:32 PM  
came to say "fox with mange"... but everyone has already covered the obvious. carry on.
 
2013-07-27 10:44:31 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: How is that thing suspended from that stick? I don't see any strings or wire?

It's a magic stick!


That's clearly an action shot. Chupacabre are well known for for initiating attack with a backfip in order to startle and disorient their prey.
 
2013-07-27 10:45:13 PM  
I live near there, and I assure you that anything coming out of walnut cove is bound to be strange. For instance a few years ago this town found fame for a tattoo parlor incident involving someone losing both testicles and an ear... needless to say, walnut cove is also renound as the meth capital of carolina. Apparently its a hell of a drug...
 
2013-07-27 10:45:52 PM  
I'm not seeing the resemblance.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-27 10:48:58 PM  
Call MacReady. Tell him to bring a flamethrower.
 
2013-07-27 10:49:33 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I'm not seeing the resemblance.

[i.imgur.com image 468x263]


CHUPATHINGY
 
2013-07-27 10:51:58 PM  

cretinbob: Majick Thise: cretinbob: mange

Fox or Coyote? (Yes mange)

Fox.


agreed
 
2013-07-27 10:52:01 PM  
Chalupacabra?
fc01.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-27 10:53:20 PM  
Couldn't find one in Photobucket, so this one should do:

www.fabioifc.com
 
2013-07-27 10:53:57 PM  
oops, wrong thread
 
2013-07-27 10:55:27 PM  
Looks like a manbearpig to me.
 
2013-07-27 10:55:53 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-07-27 10:56:29 PM  

IronTom: Couldn't find one in Photobucket, so this one should do:

[www.fabioifc.com image 620x500]


Uglier than I ever imagined.

/actually stunningly handsome
 
2013-07-27 10:57:19 PM  

IronTom: Couldn't find one in Photobucket, so this one should do:

[www.fabioifc.com image 620x500]


IronTom: oops, wrong thread


Fabiacabra!
 
2013-07-27 10:58:07 PM  
CSB time: I was with a couple friends at a blockbuster (lol) like 5 or 6 years ago, and we were looking for a shiatty horror movie. We eventually settled on some Chupacabra crap that I can't remember anything about. As we were checking out, I was flirting with the girl who worked there. After a couple minutes of semi-awkward chatting, she gave me her number and said "I'd better let you go. Enjoy your goat sucker!" I turned to walk out before I realized I left the DVD on the counter, and as I turned back around to grab it, I (swear to god) watched her tilt her head up, close her eyes, and mouth "what is wrong with me?"

/I teased her about it on our lone date
//whenever I hear "chupacabra," I think about that moment
 
2013-07-27 11:00:50 PM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I'm not seeing the resemblance.

[i.imgur.com image 468x263]


Looks more like a Puma to me.
 
2013-07-27 11:01:15 PM  

awakeinsd: Chupacabras are indigenous to Mexico. No way for one to be in North Carolina. I mean seriously folk, lets be real here.


Notice the wet back.
 
2013-07-27 11:01:23 PM  
So backwoods annie killt hersef a creature so to make internets fame. Congrats, lousy human
 
2013-07-27 11:02:47 PM  

IronTom: oops, wrong thread


And yet, somehow, strangely relevant.
 
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