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(Daily Mail)   There are still a few Nazis out there, so take a good a look at that old man down the street. You never know   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 204
    More: Obvious, war criminals, Simon Wiesenthal Center, Nazis, Third Reich, accessory to murder, Holocaust victims, sobibor, Efraim Zuroff  
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2013-07-27 07:09:15 PM
Others identified in The Sun are Gerhard Sommer, an SS man who is now aged 92, who helped massacre 560 people in an Italian village.

????!!

What about....
www.japanfocus.org
 
2013-07-27 07:20:51 PM
So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?
 
2013-07-27 07:24:03 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?


The best part is that the reward money requires arrest, conviction, and "years long" time spent in jail. How many will last even through a trial at this point?
 
2013-07-27 07:37:13 PM
Simon Wiesenthal Center is about the money. They have a cozy thing going but have to find a "Nazi" once in while to look legit.
 
2013-07-27 07:54:58 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?


Wait - are you proposing a statute of limitations on murder, or an age limit on murder, or both?

Because I can't agree those are reasonable. These people need to be hunted down and locked up at German expense. They shouldn't be allowed to live out their remaining 1-20 years in peace. (Seriously, how would you feel if one of them made it to 115? Likely, they have 1-7 years.) This serves multiple purposes, not the least of which is deterrence.

I might be willing to offer up some kind of plea deal amnesty for people who turn themselves in right now, complete with confession and details about their compatriots, escape, and other relevant information. In exchange, they get 5 years. Who knows? It's a gamble and they might get out to enjoy a few before they go.
 
2013-07-27 08:01:32 PM
Only Nazis think that apostrophes make plurals.
 
2013-07-27 08:02:15 PM
500memes.com
 
2013-07-27 08:04:12 PM
A few Nazi is what?
 
2013-07-27 08:09:22 PM
Sounds like we're in the middle of a Summer of Corruption.
 
2013-07-27 08:36:04 PM
Perhaps the old man's smile is out of place?
 
2013-07-27 08:40:32 PM
Tell me a story--Will ya, Will ya
A real good story, I won't leave till ya
Spill your guts old man
Leave out any secrets, Hiding in the..

Any skeletons, and all your other sins
Any skeletons, in the closet
Any skeletons, any misfortunes
Any skeletons, hiding in the closet
Any skeletons, Any skeletons
In the Closet!
 
2013-07-27 09:07:42 PM

Vectron: Others identified in The Sun are Gerhard Sommer, an SS man who is now aged 92, who helped massacre 560 people in an Italian village.

????!!

What about....
[www.japanfocus.org image 457x300]


Nanking is just Chinese Propaganda to make the Japanese people look bad. You're a racist gaijin for believing it.
 
2013-07-27 09:21:37 PM
Ivan Kalymon (right), 92, was tracked down to Michigan, USA, and ordered to be deported but no country has so far agreed to take him

Seriously?  Israel won't take him?
 
2013-07-27 09:25:05 PM
robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com

Do not be concerned. This guy looks legit.
 
2013-07-27 09:39:38 PM
www.innermind.com

This individual is not legit. Unfortunately, he seems to have disappeared. Unconfirmed rumours suggest suicide, however.

/Obscure?
 
2013-07-27 09:53:55 PM
Simon Wiesenthal Center reminds us to never lose a war.
 
2013-07-27 10:13:42 PM
Wow, I bet these fugitives did Nazi that coming
 
2013-07-27 10:15:58 PM
Sorry, they may have committed unspeakable evil at one point but I just dont see the point in putting men in their 90's in prison.
 
2013-07-27 10:16:14 PM
Are they going to come after my dad too?

Cos he bombed Dresden.

/too late he's dead already
 
2013-07-27 10:17:39 PM
If they wanna impress me find Heinrich Müller, highest ranking Nazi whose wherabouts is unknown.
 
2013-07-27 10:17:59 PM
Is it safe?
 
2013-07-27 10:20:22 PM

you are a puppet: Is it safe?


What's the frequency, Kenneth?
 
2013-07-27 10:22:06 PM

TheCheese: you are a puppet: Is it safe?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?


Stay out of Woolworths!

Oldiron_79: If they wanna impress me find Heinrich Müller, highest ranking Nazi whose wherabouts is unknown.


Hopefully burning in hell.
 
2013-07-27 10:24:42 PM

Dimensio: [robsmovievault.files.wordpress.com image 560x330]

Do not be concerned. This guy looks legit.


Came here to make Apt Pupil reference.

 *Internet High Five*
 
2013-07-27 10:28:03 PM

you are a puppet: Is it safe?


No.
 
2013-07-27 10:30:55 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
Well we know where one former Nazi is for sure.....
 
2013-07-27 10:32:27 PM
I think they just need to take a shower and be given a pretty flower.
And maybe participate in lamp making.
 
2013-07-27 10:32:38 PM
There's an old woman who lives down the street who goes for daily walks and looks EXACTLY like that old woman on greeting cards.
Is she a Nazi?

Also, I wonder if you all share my conflict. On the one hand these people did horrible things 70 years ago, on the other hand they're all old frail people who society says we should respect and show mercy. Like, as a 20 year old who slaughtered a village you'd have no problem pushing them down, but as a 90 year old who's fallen, you'd pick them up. Like, the brain does not connect the two.
 
2013-07-27 10:33:00 PM
As long as we indulge the victims of crimes, we'll always have victims seeking revenge.

Once we divorce law and punishment from revenge, we'll have a just society.
 
2013-07-27 10:38:40 PM

baufan2005: Sorry, they may have committed unspeakable evil at one point but I just dont see the point in putting men in their 90's in prison.


Then we watch very different kinds of porn.
 
2013-07-27 10:39:17 PM
I heard about this the other day and thought "But the youngest of them are going to be 90. Why go through the trouble, it looks bad to harass a little old man"

Vectron: Simon Wiesenthal Center is about the money. They have a cozy thing going but have to find a "Nazi" once in while to look legit.


I think you have a point there. I carry a book on the holocaust memorial industry occasionally, and it feels like the same suggestion about cancer societies and MADD. There's a whole organization with a bunch of people making money, and there's cozy connections between non-profit event organizers and their supply contractors.

Although for the longest time it seemed like the Republicans were using abortion as a drum banger, but they're winning and now it's becoming a Democrat drum banger.
 
2013-07-27 10:40:07 PM
These guys need to hook up with Jesse and Al.
Suffering forever and ever and ever
BOOYA
 
2013-07-27 10:40:56 PM
img2.timeinc.net
The need to call the certified, circumcised, dick
 
2013-07-27 10:41:32 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?


I am with you on this.

Nothing is served by continuuing the hunt at this point. Vengeance isn't justice.
 
2013-07-27 10:43:36 PM

hardinparamedic: TheCheese: you are a puppet: Is it safe?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Stay out of Woolworths!

Oldiron_79: If they wanna impress me find Heinrich Müller, highest ranking Nazi whose wherabouts is unknown.

Hopefully burning in hell.


Well If there is such a place Im sure hes going there, but yeah the head of the Farking Gestapo is a pretty high level guy to be unaccounted for, I mean if they had found him he would probably have been tried at Nüremburg.
 
2013-07-27 10:44:29 PM

Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?

I am with you on this.

Nothing is served by continuuing the hunt at this point. Vengeance isn't justice.


Maybe for civil suit.
 
2013-07-27 10:45:24 PM

baufan2005: Sorry, they may have committed unspeakable evil at one point but I just dont see the point in putting men in their 90's in prison.


Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?

I am with you on this.

Nothing is served by continuuing the hunt at this point. Vengeance isn't justice.



Vengeance nothing. There isn't--and nor should there be--a statute of limitation on murder, crimes against humanity, etc. Just because they've eluded justice for 60-70 years, does not justify letting them off the hook.
 
2013-07-27 10:48:19 PM

Bedstead Polisher: There's an old woman who lives down the street who goes for daily walks and looks EXACTLY like that old woman on greeting cards.
Is she a Nazi?

Also, I wonder if you all share my conflict. On the one hand these people did horrible things 70 years ago, on the other hand they're all old frail people who society says we should respect and show mercy. Like, as a 20 year old who slaughtered a village you'd have no problem pushing them down, but as a 90 year old who's fallen, you'd pick them up. Like, the brain does not connect the two.


I think it's rather pointless, but for slightly different reasons. These old farts have already lived the best years of their lives freely - what justice is there in locking them up now, when they hardly have any time left anyway? It's too late for true justice. I have to think if any of them died now, they'd feel they lived a full life anyway, something their victims didn't get to enjoy.
 
2013-07-27 10:49:12 PM
So when are the Mossad assassins going to face trial? If we're serious about justice and all.
 
2013-07-27 10:50:23 PM

Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?

I am with you on this.

Nothing is served by continuuing the hunt at this point. Vengeance isn't justice.


What's the statute of imitations on genocide?

Is it "justice" if served within X years, but "vengeance" if it's X+1 years?
 
2013-07-27 10:51:44 PM

Shenanigans!: Bedstead Polisher: There's an old woman who lives down the street who goes for daily walks and looks EXACTLY like that old woman on greeting cards.
Is she a Nazi?

Also, I wonder if you all share my conflict. On the one hand these people did horrible things 70 years ago, on the other hand they're all old frail people who society says we should respect and show mercy. Like, as a 20 year old who slaughtered a village you'd have no problem pushing them down, but as a 90 year old who's fallen, you'd pick them up. Like, the brain does not connect the two.

I think it's rather pointless, but for slightly different reasons. These old farts have already lived the best years of their lives freely - what justice is there in locking them up now, when they hardly have any time left anyway? It's too late for true justice. I have to think if any of them died now, they'd feel they lived a full life anyway, something their victims didn't get to enjoy.


Yeah putting a 90 year old in a prison hospital unit instead of a regular hospital the rest of thier life isn't gonna do shiat for justice for anyone. Maybe a good hanging would be some justice.
 
2013-07-27 10:52:53 PM
Elsewhere, Vladimir Katriuk, 93, allegedly killed the villagers of Khatyn, in Belaus, by setting fire to them in a barn in 1943. He is understood to currently be living in Canada, according to The Sun.


That must be the first time The Sun got a scoop on anything.
 
2013-07-27 10:54:08 PM
...Myself I kinda think that seeing an elderly Nazi in the dock,  facing justice even after all these years, might have a sobering effect on the next would-be conqueror who thinks he can get away with it.
 
2013-07-27 10:54:21 PM
I can see why the Simon Wiesenthal Center  has it in for this Danish SS guy Soren Kam.

Kam been basically thumbing his nose at them for years. The Danish courts want him tried for murder, the German courts have looked at the evidence and said at best, it's manslaughter, the statute of limitations on manslaughter have expired, the guy is now a German citizen, so no extradition for you!
 
2013-07-27 10:54:52 PM
a quick scan of the thread shows the usual prententious prattle about dresden and hiroshima

the amusing part is what this pretentious prattle would have gotten them in the regimes that were supported by the citizens of dresden and hiroshima

pity is a luxury
 
2013-07-27 10:55:35 PM

baufan2005: Sorry, they may have committed unspeakable evil at one point but I just dont see the point in putting men in their 90's in prison.


TFA mentions one was convicted but did not serve the sentence due to age.

Yes, some Nazis are still alive, though mainly just the lowest soldiers who were barely adults at the time, but if they're too old to be punished according to civilized standards then there's only so much justice that can be done.

It's also questionable if the example being set by war crimes trials is actually preventing war crimes. War crimes don't get prosecuted unless the government sponsoring them is overthrown.
 
2013-07-27 10:55:54 PM
I'm shocked how long it took for an Apt Pupil reference to show up. Fark, you're slipping! Though, I suppose it is Saturday night, and most people are seriously drunk by now... :)
 
2013-07-27 11:01:28 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: A few Nazi is what?


Is Nazis
 
2013-07-27 11:02:38 PM

NeedlesslyCanadian: baufan2005: Sorry, they may have committed unspeakable evil at one point but I just dont see the point in putting men in their 90's in prison.

Smackledorfer: Benevolent Misanthrope: So... what does the Simon Wiesenthal Center want to do?  Jail them for the year they have left, on the taxpayer dime, to get vengeance?

I am with you on this.

Nothing is served by continuuing the hunt at this point. Vengeance isn't justice.


Vengeance nothing. There isn't--and nor should there be--a statute of limitation on murder, crimes against humanity, etc. Just because they've eluded justice for 60-70 years, does not justify letting them off the hook.


So vengeance then?
 
2013-07-27 11:03:16 PM
I preferred the burbs over the serious one. The burbs is a seriously underrated comedy.
 
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