If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Charleston Post and Courier)   Apparently playing cards is some pretty serious business in Bamberg   (postandcourier.com) divider line 23
    More: Stupid, Bamberg, playing cards  
•       •       •

2866 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2013 at 9:59 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2013-07-27 08:11:19 PM
Probably forgot to untap during his upkeep phase. Yet another Magic the Gathering related fatality.

*sigh* when will we learn...
 
2013-07-27 10:00:53 PM
Aces and 8's?
 
2013-07-27 10:01:48 PM

JohnnyRebel88: Aces and 8's?


Go fish.
 
2013-07-27 10:05:18 PM
Too many people have been killed while playing cards!
When will you sheeple wake the fark up and ban card playing in America?
 
2013-07-27 10:05:32 PM
He should have paid that man his money.
 
2013-07-27 10:09:42 PM

special20: Too many people have been killed while playing cards!
When will you sheeple wake the fark up and ban card playing in America?


This is why playing card *is* illegal 'round these parts.

We're still reeling from a bust a while back that shattered the community...

"Poker is illegal under a 200-year-old state law that prohibits dice and card games. Police have raided other local games, like a 2006 Texas hold 'em tournament at a Mount Pleasant house, but the 18 arrests in that bust don't compare with what the Charleston County Sheriff's Office said they uncovered in a 10-month investigation."

On the other hand, want to play the Education Lottery?


And yes, he should have paid the man his money.
 
2013-07-27 10:11:56 PM
The only way to stop a bad guy with a deck of cards, is a good guy with a deck of cards.
 
2013-07-27 10:15:59 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-07-27 10:18:27 PM

miss diminutive: Probably forgot to untap during his upkeep phase. Yet another Magic the Gathering related fatality.

*sigh* when will we learn...


You untap BEFORE your upkeep, you monster!

/don't even get me started on how damage used to work with the stack
 
2013-07-27 11:02:37 PM
Remember, a derringer beats a royal flush.
 
2013-07-27 11:45:42 PM

Strolpol: miss diminutive: Probably forgot to untap during his upkeep phase. Yet another Magic the Gathering related fatality.

*sigh* when will we learn...

You untap BEFORE your upkeep, you monster!

/don't even get me started on how damage used to work with the stack


Yeah. It used to make sense and use the same rules as everything else.
 
2013-07-28 12:14:38 AM
Just what I'd expect when" Satan's Pasteboards" are allowed in the community.
 
2013-07-28 12:25:54 AM

Strolpol: miss diminutive: Probably forgot to untap during his upkeep phase. Yet another Magic the Gathering related fatality.

*sigh* when will we learn...

You untap BEFORE your upkeep, you monster!

/don't even get me started on how damage used to work with the stack


Man, the timing tricks I've seen with that...

/so, how about that new legendary rule?
 
2013-07-28 12:54:32 AM
"Anderson said something to Stroman and pushed him. As Stroman fell backward, he pulled out a gun and fired it several times."

What was he supposed to do, wait for a punch in the nose?
 
2013-07-28 01:08:41 AM

snake_beater: Strolpol: miss diminutive: Probably forgot to untap during his upkeep phase. Yet another Magic the Gathering related fatality.

*sigh* when will we learn...

You untap BEFORE your upkeep, you monster!

/don't even get me started on how damage used to work with the stack

Man, the timing tricks I've seen with that...

/so, how about that new legendary rule?


I'm actually okay with that. Flavor fail aside, it's nice that every clone no longer exists to Murder legendary creatures.

/Thrun is even more of a troll now, though
//guarantee there'll be a Planeswalker clone effect in Theros
 
2013-07-28 01:10:32 AM

Strolpol: miss diminutive: Probably forgot to untap during his upkeep phase. Yet another Magic the Gathering related fatality.

*sigh* when will we learn...

You untap BEFORE your upkeep, you monster!


Well, that would explain why every game I've witnessed devolved into a slap-fest.
 
2013-07-28 01:13:35 AM
Clearly a "stand your ground" defense is in order.
 
2013-07-28 01:35:29 AM

Queensowntalia: The only way to stop a bad guy with a deck of cards, is a good guy with a deck of cards.


not able to get one right now so just imagine I posted a great pic of Gambit in response to this
 
2013-07-28 01:38:43 AM

Digitalstrange: Queensowntalia: The only way to stop a bad guy with a deck of cards, is a good guy with a deck of cards.

not able to get one right now so just imagine I posted a great pic of Gambit in response to this


there ya go
 
2013-07-28 01:39:57 AM
ugh, image fail
loadpaper.com
 
2013-07-28 07:27:26 AM
South Carolina does have a Protection of Persons and Property Act  introduced in 2006.

Then again this is blah-on-blah violence so not sure if there's a provision that covers that.
 
2013-07-28 07:45:56 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

concurs
 
2013-07-28 08:33:45 AM
So now there is another guy named Tyrone on the streets who's a murderer now.  Who would have thought?

For all the biatching that the black community does about the situations where a white person kills a black person, they sure do seem to gloss over the fact that blacks kill blacks way way WAY more often. Sending the message that "it's okay when we do it, but not okay when you do it".  A recurring theme when dealing with that particular race.

Either way -- feel bad for the guy that got shot playing cards, best thing that could happen (if society had any balls) would be to find the shooter, give him a quick trial, and hang him in the center of town for all to watch.   But instead (if caught) he will get to spend a good long while sucking down tax dollars and being well cared for in a prison.
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report