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2013-07-27 11:55:26 PM  
4 votes:
Look at all the prude beastialphobe haters in this thread.You're just like the people.that opposed the Civil rights act.
2013-07-28 01:13:20 AM  
3 votes:
Geez. That's OK. States are coming around, if slowly. Soon, man-beast love will be just as accepted as your unions.

Mark my words; it's inevitable.

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2013-07-28 12:02:48 AM  
3 votes:

Oldiron_79: Look at all the prude beastialphobe haters in this thread.You're just like the people.that opposed the Civil rights act. Full Size
2013-07-28 03:57:02 AM  
2 votes:

TwowheelinTim: Why did the asshole dog owner "let them out for the weekend". Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range. The 2.0% OC spray takes down the toughest mongrels.

No apologies for the threadjack.

Save some dough on the pepper spray and just give the dog a good angry's never too early to establish yourself as the dominant one in the relationship.
2013-07-28 01:20:07 AM  
2 votes:
2013-07-28 01:12:45 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-28 01:02:53 AM  
2 votes:
WOOF! means NO!
2013-07-28 12:19:58 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-07-27 11:59:57 PM  
2 votes:
Well, at least it was alive.  And as far as we know, not anywhere near a daycare.
2013-07-27 11:13:15 PM  
2 votes:
Imagine the difficulty of having to go through life trying to figure out if you're within 500 feet of a school, or a kennel.
2013-07-27 09:13:44 PM  
2 votes:
I'll be in the the lab
2013-07-27 09:13:16 PM  
2 votes:
That biatch was asking for it.
2013-07-28 02:54:06 AM  
1 vote:

Great Porn Dragon: chronologically-separated twincest

this deserves a tshirt design
(with your name on it)

2013-07-28 01:25:09 AM  
1 vote:

Great Porn Dragon: I would personally add "Is the fictional creature consenting?" and "Is the fictional creature a clone of yourself, Rule 63 or otherwise--if so, DON'T FARK IT because that's incest (chronologically-separated twincest, actually) if not selfcest".)

Technically, Rule 63 and clone coitus are forms of masturbation, not incest. :)

Great Porn Dragon: O_o....damn, dude, that's...a hell of a way to put it.

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that on FARK. Good times, man. Good times.
2013-07-28 12:59:08 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-07-28 12:54:43 AM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Making fun of inequities in the law that violate people's civil rights, how mature of you.

Animals can't give consent. Thus, it's actually THEIR civil rights being violated through the act of rape. That's you. You're a rape apologist.
2013-07-28 12:32:24 AM  
1 vote:
I thought dogs are fair game if they wander onto your property. Welcome to Obama's America.
2013-07-28 12:07:06 AM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: Elegy: I'll be in the the lab

Someone should link that picture

This thread is fine without those pictures, thank you.
2013-07-27 11:58:48 PM  
1 vote:
There is a lot of animosity in here.
2013-07-27 10:20:28 PM  
1 vote:
See, all you immigration reform wankers. THIS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you allow the Scottish and the Newfoundlandish to immigrate into the United States unchecked.
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