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(Jacksonville.com)   It's time to reexamine your life when you have to register as a sex offender with the the police and animal control   (jacksonville.com) divider line 57
    More: Florida, sex offenders, sexual predator, St. Johns County  
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2013-07-28 03:57:02 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Why did the asshole dog owner "let them out for the weekend". Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range. The 2.0% OC spray takes down the toughest mongrels.

No apologies for the threadjack.


Save some dough on the pepper spray and just give the dog a good angry farking...it's never too early to establish yourself as the dominant one in the relationship.
 
2013-07-28 06:33:27 AM  
He's got that sexy "I'm going to chop off your head and have sex with your corpse"-look.

He could be star of a Dahmer inspired clothing catalogue.
 
2013-07-28 09:52:11 AM  
This thread shouldn't have been as funny as it is.

But well, here we are.
 
2013-07-28 01:20:04 PM  
Step 1 -- Child

Step 2 -- Dog

Step 3 -- Reddit

It's a sad story, oft repeated.
 
2013-07-28 03:30:06 PM  
That's gotta make for an awkward block party moment.
 
2013-07-28 10:51:08 PM  
OK here's the new law, If you have sex with animals, you are now reclassified as an animal and will be sent to the vet to be fixed.
 
2013-07-29 08:45:01 AM  

Psylent1: OK here's the new law, If you have sex with animals, you are now reclassified as an animal and will be sent to the vet to be fixed.


I thought humans were already animals

// ok with the castration of rapists, and I doubt the dog consented
 
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