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(Jacksonville.com)   It's time to reexamine your life when you have to register as a sex offender with the the police and animal control   (jacksonville.com) divider line 57
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2013-07-27 04:28:51 PM  
videokeman.com
 
2013-07-27 08:39:27 PM  
You idiot!  AC/DC wasn't being literal!
 
2013-07-27 09:13:16 PM  
That biatch was asking for it.
 
2013-07-27 09:13:44 PM  
I'll be in the the lab
 
2013-07-27 09:41:50 PM  
I love The The...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orIy18qIaCU

/somewhat appropriate for this thread
//subject in TFA has sickness
///doubt if can be nursed back to health
 
2013-07-27 09:48:59 PM  
this is what DOMA tried to protect us from.
 
2013-07-27 10:20:28 PM  
See, all you immigration reform wankers. THIS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when you allow the Scottish and the Newfoundlandish to immigrate into the United States unchecked.
 
2013-07-27 10:26:50 PM  
jacksonville.com

Why anyone would let this man anywhere near their child/dog/goldfish/plant/pet rock is beyond me.
 
2013-07-27 11:13:15 PM  
Imagine the difficulty of having to go through life trying to figure out if you're within 500 feet of a school, or a kennel.
 
2013-07-27 11:55:26 PM  
Look at all the prude beastialphobe haters in this thread.You're just like the people.that opposed the Civil rights act.
 
2013-07-27 11:58:48 PM  
There is a lot of animosity in here.
 
2013-07-27 11:59:57 PM  
Well, at least it was alive.  And as far as we know, not anywhere near a daycare.
 
2013-07-28 12:00:10 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 12:00:34 AM  
That guy is such a sexual abuser that when he walks into a room with goldfish, the goldfish stop swimming.
 
2013-07-28 12:02:48 AM  

Oldiron_79: Look at all the prude beastialphobe haters in this thread.You're just like the people.that opposed the Civil rights act.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-28 12:03:18 AM  

Elegy: I'll be in the the lab


Someone should link that picture
 
2013-07-28 12:07:06 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Elegy: I'll be in the the lab

Someone should link that picture


This thread is fine without those pictures, thank you.
 
2013-07-28 12:07:08 AM  

hardinparamedic: Oldiron_79: Look at all the prude beastialphobe haters in this thread.You're just like the people.that opposed the Civil rights act.


Making fun of inequities in the law that violate people's civil rights, how mature of you.
 
2013-07-28 12:08:10 AM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Florida only recently outlaw bestiality?
 
2013-07-28 12:08:57 AM  
FTA: A St. Johns County sexual predator is in jail again in a case of bestiality with his neighbor's dog.

What the hell! I mean they let the guy out and the neighbor still had the dog where this nut job could get access to it again?
 
2013-07-28 12:10:55 AM  
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-28 12:15:32 AM  
quick and very very dirty

i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 12:19:58 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-28 12:32:24 AM  
I thought dogs are fair game if they wander onto your property. Welcome to Obama's America.
 
2013-07-28 12:54:43 AM  

Oldiron_79: Making fun of inequities in the law that violate people's civil rights, how mature of you.


Animals can't give consent. Thus, it's actually THEIR civil rights being violated through the act of rape. That's you. You're a rape apologist.
 
2013-07-28 12:55:07 AM  
I honestly don't know what I'd do to someone who raped my dog.  Besides the point of him abusing a creature I love, I wouldn't be able to eat peanut butter in the house anymore for fear of getting a PTSD mauling.
 
2013-07-28 12:59:08 AM  
lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-07-28 01:00:08 AM  
Why did the asshole dog owner "let them out for the weekend". Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range. The 2.0% OC spray takes down the toughest mongrels.

No apologies for the threadjack.
 
2013-07-28 01:02:53 AM  
WOOF! means NO!
 
2013-07-28 01:05:24 AM  

dictyboy: Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't Florida only recently outlaw bestiality?


I thought it didn't pass legislation. Last time I knew anyway it was defeated in their house of representatives.

Flori-duh.
 
2013-07-28 01:10:51 AM  

TwowheelinTim: Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range.


Sounds like you give off very bad vibes and all dogs hate you.
 
2013-07-28 01:12:45 AM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-28 01:13:20 AM  
Geez. That's OK. States are coming around, if slowly. Soon, man-beast love will be just as accepted as your unions.

Mark my words; it's inevitable.

craphound.com
 
2013-07-28 01:19:40 AM  

whatshisname: TwowheelinTim: Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range.

Sounds like you give off very bad vibes and all dogs hate you.


No, actually it's a very small minority. I really love dogs, and for the most part they're very friendly toward me. There are just a lot of territorial oriented dogs here in grow country. Fark 'em. I can get a good ten blasts out of a can of bear spray.
 
2013-07-28 01:20:07 AM  
 
2013-07-28 01:21:55 AM  

jtown: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x418]


That's foul. Funny as hell, but still foul.
 
2013-07-28 01:24:02 AM  

hardinparamedic: Oldiron_79: Look at all the prude beastialphobe haters in this thread.You're just like the people.that opposed the Civil rights act.

[24.media.tumblr.com image 773x1000]


O_o....damn, dude, that's...a hell of a way to put it.

(I would personally add "Is the fictional creature consenting?" and "Is the fictional creature a clone of yourself, Rule 63 or otherwise--if so, DON'T FARK IT because that's incest (chronologically-separated twincest, actually) if not selfcest".)
 
2013-07-28 01:25:09 AM  

Great Porn Dragon: I would personally add "Is the fictional creature consenting?" and "Is the fictional creature a clone of yourself, Rule 63 or otherwise--if so, DON'T FARK IT because that's incest (chronologically-separated twincest, actually) if not selfcest".)


Technically, Rule 63 and clone coitus are forms of masturbation, not incest. :)

Great Porn Dragon: O_o....damn, dude, that's...a hell of a way to put it.


You have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that on FARK. Good times, man. Good times.
 
2013-07-28 01:25:09 AM  

TwowheelinTim: whatshisname: TwowheelinTim: Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range.

Sounds like you give off very bad vibes and all dogs hate you.

No, actually it's a very small minority. I really love dogs, and for the most part they're very friendly toward me. There are just a lot of territorial oriented dogs here in grow country. Fark 'em. I can get a good ten blasts out of a can of bear spray.


Having looked at your profile, I think I have misjudged you. Where is Humboldt County? North?
 
2013-07-28 01:25:40 AM  

Misconduc: WOOF! means NO!


Oh, sure -- their mouth says "woof," but their eyes say "yip, yip."
 
2013-07-28 01:29:46 AM  
Come ! Stains!
 
2013-07-28 01:35:38 AM  

whatshisname: TwowheelinTim: whatshisname: TwowheelinTim: Irresponsible pet owners should not be allowed to own pets. I carry pepper spray and nuke the biatches when they chase me. It only happens once (per animal). I've actually delivered boots to the head before I started carrying spray. The spray is better; I can blast them before they're in biting range.

Sounds like you give off very bad vibes and all dogs hate you.

No, actually it's a very small minority. I really love dogs, and for the most part they're very friendly toward me. There are just a lot of territorial oriented dogs here in grow country. Fark 'em. I can get a good ten blasts out of a can of bear spray.

Having looked at your profile, I think I have misjudged you. Where is Humboldt County? North?


Just about as north as you can get in CA before you cross into Oregon. I live a few miles from the coast about seventy miles south of the border. I can (sort of) justify carrying bear spray too, because I see them from time to time, though the black bears are pretty skittish and tend to run away when they see me.
 
2013-07-28 01:37:24 AM  

TwowheelinTim: jtown: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x418]

That's foul. Funny as hell, but still foul.


Try this one.

farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-28 01:50:23 AM  

jtown: TwowheelinTim: jtown: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 640x418]

That's foul. Funny as hell, but still foul.

Try this one.

[farm7.staticflickr.com image 850x283]


Meh, I don't find that funny, or sick like the first one. I find it bizarre with an unexpected twist. Kinda O. Henry-ish.
 
2013-07-28 02:23:31 AM  

hardinparamedic: Oldiron_79: Making fun of inequities in the law that violate people's civil rights, how mature of you.

Animals can't give consent. Thus, it's actually THEIR civil rights being violated through the act of rape. That's you. You're a rape apologist.


I like rape
 
2013-07-28 02:52:22 AM  

hardinparamedic: Animals can't give consent. Thus, it's actually THEIR civil rights being violated through the act of rape. That's you. You're a rape apologist


I would NEVER rape an animal.

// cover them in garlic, pepper corns, some balsamic vinegar and break out the steak knives.. yea Im all about that
 
2013-07-28 02:54:06 AM  

Great Porn Dragon: chronologically-separated twincest


this deserves a tshirt design
(with your name on it)

// BRAVO
 
2013-07-28 03:07:32 AM  

cakeman: Come ! Stains!


+1
 
2013-07-28 03:27:04 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: i291.photobucket.com


Superficially similar, but if you GIS you'll mostly get pictures of prolapsed sheep vaginas. Not pleasant! Especially with some much human pr0n on the internets.
 
2013-07-28 03:34:40 AM  

hardinparamedic: Great Porn Dragon: I would personally add "Is the fictional creature consenting?" and "Is the fictional creature a clone of yourself, Rule 63 or otherwise--if so, DON'T FARK IT because that's incest (chronologically-separated twincest, actually) if not selfcest".)

Technically, Rule 63 and clone coitus are forms of masturbation, not incest. :)


I noted both "twincest" and "selfcest" as, well...the whole matter of making a clone is essentially a form of twinning (chronologically separated twinning, at least based on the standard Al Da Flaga method of cloning--maybe not chronologically separated at all, though, if we're involving things like replicators and Interesting Teleporter Accidents-On-Purpose).  Whether clonesecks is twincest or selfcest (aka essentially an unusual form of separate-body-assisted masturbation) probably is contingent on a) whether souls (either in the metaphysical sense or the "sentient name-giver consciousness" sense) exist and b) whether a clone can be considered to have a separate soul/identity from its clone-origin/master-copy.  If clones have separate souls, it is technically twincest, otherwise, selfcest. :D

(Very long story short, yes, there are fandoms where this discussion exists.  At length.)

Great Porn Dragon: O_o....damn, dude, that's...a hell of a way to put it.

You have no idea how long I've been waiting to use that on FARK. Good times, man. Good times.


Oh, I can only imagine :D  (I'd argue there are also other places where it is even more desperately needed than Fark, but probably would be less welcomed :D)
 
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