Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KATU)   Guy tries to rob a gun shop with a baseball bat; level of success is about what one would expect   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Beaverton, firearms  
•       •       •

6939 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2013 at 10:08 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-07-27 10:09:46 PM  
4 votes:
Did he want a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?
2013-07-27 10:19:35 PM  
3 votes:
2013-07-27 09:28:32 PM  
3 votes:
This defendant, Mr Mosely was black. The racist white store owner obviously hates the long cultural traditions of the ghetto. Mr. Mosely didn't want to kill the store owner, he just wanted to engage in a little "whoop ass" in the spirit of multicultural enrichment.

There was no need for this racist, pussy white owner to pull a gun. Fark him and his racism, he should be the one in jail.
2013-07-27 11:10:19 PM  
2 votes:
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh--BLAM!
2013-07-27 10:45:31 PM  
2 votes:
Why don't you show him the imports,Jeebs?

You sold a reverberating carbonizer with mutate an unlicensed cephlapoid!
2013-07-27 10:38:26 PM  
2 votes:
Did he drop his Skittles and iced tea?
2013-07-27 08:41:11 PM  
2 votes:
That gun store owner has fantasized about that scenario for most of his life. He should send the fellow a thank you card.
2013-07-28 02:29:22 AM  
1 vote:

AverageAmericanGuy: Should have used a knife. Within 20 feet, a knife is deadlier than a gun.

I keep hearing martials arts guys claim this, but when I offer to put it to the test with my Sig P226 vs the knife of their choice, they are strangely reluctant...
2013-07-27 11:40:35 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody shaved a bigfoot! Ooga booga. Well partially anyway.

If Obama had a son he'd look just like him. In fact this could have been Obama back in his druggy days. I sho' 'nuff hope Obama makes some statement on this tragic miscarriage of justice.
Displayed 9 of 9 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.