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(KATU)   Guy tries to rob a gun shop with a baseball bat; level of success is about what one would expect   (katu.com) divider line 13
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6916 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Jul 2013 at 10:08 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-07-27 08:41:11 PM  
4 votes:
That gun store owner has fantasized about that scenario for most of his life. He should send the fellow a thank you card.
2013-07-27 11:00:02 PM  
2 votes:
No blowing his head off?

Fail.

Nothing of value would have been lost.
2013-07-27 10:26:36 PM  
2 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: djkutch: Store owner should have stood his ground and shot the perp. Now, the good people of Oregon have to pay for the criminal's incarceration.

Very sad.

Yabut who pays to clean up after? Brainspatter on the walls, you don't want to touch that cos he might have had AIDS or Hep, and the blood soaks into the carpet and will never get out so now you need a new carpet too.

It's smart to maneuver the crook onto the street and THEN shoot him, but the cops might give you a hard time for that.


Blood and gore remediation should be a deductible business expense, if not an out right insurance claim.
2013-07-27 09:18:53 PM  
2 votes:
I thought that civilians were never able to successfully defend themselves with use of a firearm. Additionally, I have been assured that using a firearm against an attacker armed only with a melee weapon creates a disparity of force that, if not unlawful, at least identifies the defender as a "pussy" for not putting forth a fair, even fight.
2013-07-28 02:29:22 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Should have used a knife. Within 20 feet, a knife is deadlier than a gun.


I keep hearing martials arts guys claim this, but when I offer to put it to the test with my Sig P226 vs the knife of their choice, they are strangely reluctant...
2013-07-27 11:22:05 PM  
1 votes:
He broke the glass display case and picked up a pistol. The dumb ass thought they were loaded.
2013-07-27 11:10:19 PM  
1 votes:
Beat on the brat, beat on the brat, beat on the brat with a baseball bat, oh--BLAM!
2013-07-27 11:02:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'm guessing this was a suicide by gun shop owner attempt.
2013-07-27 10:46:01 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Did he want a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?


Hey, only what you see, buddy. So which will it be?
2013-07-27 10:19:35 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-07-27 10:16:37 PM  
1 votes:
Store owner should have stood his ground and shot the perp. Now, the good people of Oregon have to pay for the criminal's incarceration.

Very sad.
2013-07-27 10:11:27 PM  
1 votes:

Elegy: This defendant, Mr Mosely was black. The racist white store owner obviously hates the long cultural traditions of the ghetto. Mr. Mosely didn't want to kill the store owner, he just wanted to engage in a little "whoop ass" in the spirit of multicultural enrichment.

There was no need for this racist, pussy white owner to pull a gun. Fark him and his racism, he should be the one in jail.


Eh, way too obviously a troll attempt.  Come on man, you can do better than that.
2013-07-27 10:09:46 PM  
1 votes:
Did he want a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range?
 
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