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(NBC News)   "Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"   (nbcnews.com) divider line 90
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2013-07-27 03:54:41 PM  
Over? This sentence is over when subby decides it is Who needs punctuation anyway?
 
2013-07-27 03:59:04 PM  

LordOfThePings: Over? This sentence is over when subby decides it is Who needs punctuation anyway?


Forget it. He's rolling.
 
2013-07-27 04:06:21 PM  
Oh, I forgot about the exclamation point filter.
 
2013-07-27 04:14:15 PM  
media.247sports.com

"Do you mind if dance with your dates?"
"Why, no, not at all!"
 
2013-07-27 04:14:26 PM  

LordOfThePings: Oh, I forgot about the exclamation point filter.


Some of the filters should be a biatcharitable for some things.
 
2013-07-27 04:14:50 PM  
*we
 
2013-07-27 04:15:51 PM  

Mrbogey: LordOfThePings: Oh, I forgot about the exclamation point filter.

Some of the filters should be a biatcharitable for some things.


Well played.
 
2013-07-27 04:17:17 PM  
img391.imageshack.us
 
2013-07-27 04:17:48 PM  
I predict this thread will have more than two dozen reports of individual acts of perversion SO profound and disgusting that decorum prohibits listing them here.
 
2013-07-27 04:52:32 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests-we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Always loved that.
 
2013-07-27 05:21:25 PM  
They used to play it before the bottom of the 9th at Ranger games. I've heard a few reasons why but one was that young people didn't know what it was and would get confused
 
2013-07-27 05:28:36 PM  
Germans?
 
2013-07-27 05:39:18 PM  

Lando Lincoln: Germans?


Somebody already said he was rolling.

i.imgur.com

FOOD FIGHT!
 
2013-07-27 05:41:03 PM  
Homeland
Dexter
Luther
Dr Who
The Newsroom
Californication
The Game of Thrones
The Daily Show
South Park
The Walking Dead
Nova
BSG
B5
SG1/A/U
Orphan Black (I really should finish this)

I cant remember the last thing which I watched on network.
Fox has had and canceled a ton of shows which I liked. But Fox canceled them all after they got bad ratings running on friday night.
(NEWS FLASH FOX: Buffy on Friday ratings will never, ever be repeated. EVER.)
Flash Forward and  Fringe (which both suffered being on network, winding, drifting, low ratings, yawnnnnnnnn)


Wake me when we finally kill off network and free up all that airwave bandwidth for free high speed internet.
(shudder, the idea that the best use of a public resource is to sell it to a high bidder, who will the charge the citizens an arm and a leg to use it pisses me off)
 
2013-07-27 06:03:33 PM  
The time has come for someone to put his foot down. And that foot is me.
 
2013-07-27 06:53:57 PM  
"...the negroes stole our dates"
 
2013-07-27 06:58:19 PM  
Zero Point Zero.
 
2013-07-27 06:59:21 PM  
I've read better quotes than those on Fark today.
 
2013-07-27 07:02:43 PM  

Dinki: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests-we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

Always loved that.


Yeah, me too. Did you know Chevy Chase was the first choice for that role? I'm glad he turned it down.
 
2013-07-27 07:02:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-27 07:04:42 PM  
What's so great about the Pearl Harbor quote is that you can still successfully troll people with it. How is it possible to not have seen Animal House?
 
2013-07-27 07:05:15 PM  
Over Macho Grande?
 
2013-07-27 07:05:41 PM  
"I'm only 13!!!"
 
2013-07-27 07:08:04 PM  
Well, if it isn't... {checks name tag}.. Fark, is it?

I'd like you to come over here so you can meet, uh, Clayton, Sidney, Jugdish, Mohammed, and, uh... Lonny.  I'm sure you'll have lots to talk about.
 
2013-07-27 07:12:29 PM  
Subby's grade for this headline?

Zero.  Point.  Zero.
 
2013-07-27 07:19:54 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: How is it possible to not have seen Animal House?


It's difficult, but I've recently found the trick: don't watch it. If you don't watch  Animal House, then you will have successfully not  seen Animal House. I've been doing this trick for years, and it's always worked for me.

//I have an issue with comedies from the 70s. Actually, most movies from the 70s, really.
 
2013-07-27 07:25:53 PM  

Twilight Farkle:


I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.
 
2013-07-27 07:32:04 PM  
CSB
My father was a member of the Fraternity that the Writer (one of) Animal House was a member and based the screenplay on.

And I look like Hoover
/CSB
 
2013-07-27 07:45:42 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-27 07:50:47 PM  
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
 
2013-07-27 07:55:05 PM  
Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you!
 
2013-07-27 07:55:54 PM  
Could I buy some pot from you?
 
2013-07-27 07:56:48 PM  

clintster: Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you!


That was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you!
 
2013-07-27 07:57:11 PM  
Honest question: after the horse had a heart attack, was Bluto saying "shiath!" It sounded like he was putting a 'th' on the end.
 
2013-07-27 07:57:49 PM  
Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.
Boon: Is he bigger than me?
 
2013-07-27 08:03:06 PM  

skinink: Honest question: after the horse had a heart attack, was Bluto saying "shiath!" It sounded like he was putting a 'th' on the end.


Nope, just "HOLY SHIAT!" (NSFW audio) although he did prounounce the "T" in "shiat" in each of the three times he uttered it.
 
2013-07-27 08:07:08 PM  
You guys playin cards?
 
2013-07-27 08:09:17 PM  
You farked up. You trusted us.
 
2013-07-27 08:11:05 PM  
They took the bar!!!  They took the whole farking bar!!!
 
2013-07-27 08:11:14 PM  
You guys playing cards?
 
2013-07-27 08:14:12 PM  
He can't do that to our pledges.
Only we can do that to our pledges.
 
2013-07-27 08:27:58 PM  

t3knomanser: It's difficult, but I've recently found the trick: don't watch it. If you don't watch  Animal House, then you will have successfully not  seen Animal House. I've been doing this trick for years, and it's always worked for me.

//I have an issue with comedies from the 70s. Actually, most movies from the 70s, really.


That's a good troll..and if not, well here is a portrait for you.

i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-27 08:31:34 PM  

buckeyebrain: They took the bar!!!  They took the whole farking bar!!!



They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal.
 
2013-07-27 08:33:10 PM  
You should listen to this while reading this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjcL80OgbkI
 
2013-07-27 08:33:18 PM  

ChubbyTiger: Twilight Farkle:

I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.


One time, my father came up to see me in college. One of my friends was learning to play guitar. Dad picked it up by the neck, raised one eyebrow and said, "Anyone ever see 'Animal House?'"

/I LOLed
 
2013-07-27 08:55:46 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: What's so great about the Pearl Harbor quote is that you can still successfully troll people with it. How is it possible to not have seen Animal House?


That and the Blues Brothers; how people haven't watched either of those has me shaking my head at them.

/I'll 4 fried chickens and a Coke
 
2013-07-27 08:56:23 PM  
Knowledge is Good.
 
2013-07-27 08:58:41 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-27 08:59:16 PM  
www.vennervox.com

/Heh
 
2013-07-27 09:12:11 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
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