LordOfThePings: Over? This sentence is over when subby decides it is Who needs punctuation anyway?
LordOfThePings: Oh, I forgot about the exclamation point filter.
Mrbogey: LordOfThePings: Oh, I forgot about the exclamation point filter.Some of the filters should be a biatcharitable for some things.
Lando Lincoln: Germans?
Dinki: Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests-we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg: isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!Always loved that.
Popcorn Johnny: How is it possible to not have seen Animal House?
clintster: Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you!
skinink: Honest question: after the horse had a heart attack, was Bluto saying "shiath!" It sounded like he was putting a 'th' on the end.
t3knomanser: It's difficult, but I've recently found the trick: don't watch it. If you don't watch Animal House, then you will have successfully not seen Animal House. I've been doing this trick for years, and it's always worked for me.//I have an issue with comedies from the 70s. Actually, most movies from the 70s, really.
buckeyebrain: They took the bar!!! They took the whole farking bar!!!
ChubbyTiger: Twilight Farkle:I gave my love a chicken that had no bone.
Popcorn Johnny: What's so great about the Pearl Harbor quote is that you can still successfully troll people with it. How is it possible to not have seen Animal House?
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