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2013-07-27 04:24:22 PM
Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image
 
2013-07-27 04:45:02 PM
I can tell by the pixels.
 
2013-07-27 04:46:42 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-07-27 05:17:40 PM
I assumed it would look like Richard Simmons.
 
2013-07-27 05:18:13 PM
Leprechaun Trailer Park.
 
2013-07-27 05:18:43 PM
Suh-weeeet!  I have a new pic to add to my rape porn collection.

/be back in 13 minutes
 
2013-07-27 05:19:39 PM
: Nobody hates rainbows.
: Yeah. What's there to hate about rainbows?
: Well, you know. You'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll come marching in, and crawl up your leg, and start biting the inside of your ass, and you'll be all like, "Hey. Get out of my ass you stupid rainbows."
: Cartman, what the hell are you talking about?
: I'm talking about rainbows. I hate those friggin' things.
: Rainbows are those little arches of color that show up during a rainstorm.
: Oh. RainBOWS. Oh yeah, I like those. Those are cool.
: What were you talking about?
: Huh? Oh nothing. Forget it.
: No. What marches in, crawls up your leg-...
: Nothing.
: ...and starts biting the inside of your ass?
: Nothing.
 
2013-07-27 05:19:49 PM
Omg omg omg, what does it mean?
 
2013-07-27 05:20:08 PM
Farking hell, I read that as a tomato raped a rainbow.

Sleep might be necessary.
 
2013-07-27 05:20:09 PM
insta-new-desktop-background! that's sweet! I hardly care if it's real, its real to me, dammit.
 
2013-07-27 05:22:21 PM

Podmore: Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image


img.fark.net
 
2013-07-27 05:22:22 PM
it isnt rape. The rainbow would have ways of shutting down if it were real rape
 
2013-07-27 05:24:27 PM
Rainbow jokes are NEVER funny.
 
2013-07-27 05:25:53 PM
Rape? Rainbow? Hmmm....

[rainbowbrite.jpg]
 
2013-07-27 05:26:11 PM
In b4 that slutty rainbow was just asking for it.
 
2013-07-27 05:27:52 PM

PirateKing: Ron Paul Supporting Leprechaun Trailer Park.


FTFY.

/pot of gold coins
 
2013-07-27 05:28:15 PM
if your rape ends with a waterspout.. maybe someone was enjoying it just a little too much

/great, that's 20 extra days in purgatory, minimum, thanks subby
 
2013-07-27 05:28:46 PM
I can't think of a reason anything would look like that.
 
2013-07-27 05:29:49 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com T

The waterspout would not be colored like that.
That not how light breaks up from the observer's POV.
 
2013-07-27 05:30:27 PM

sobriquet by any other name: if your rape ends with a waterspout.. maybe someone was enjoying it just a little too much

/great, that's 20 extra days in purgatory, minimum, thanks subby


Dude, don't you know how time works in heaven? A day is a blink of God's eye, so what, 20 blinks? Very much worth it. :)
 
2013-07-27 05:31:14 PM
I read the headline as tomato instead of tornado. Imagine my initial consternation and subsequent surprise. I hate to tell you, mister, but a tornado just ate your sister.
 
2013-07-27 05:33:06 PM
Submitard You only said raped once.
 
2013-07-27 05:33:14 PM

hillary: I read the headline as tomato instead of tornado. Imagine my initial consternation and subsequent surprise. I hate to tell you, mister, but a tornado just ate your sister.


[starts singing "Puberty Love"]
 
2013-07-27 05:33:51 PM
Looks to me like the rainbow is the one doing the penetrating.
 
2013-07-27 05:36:00 PM
Pretty sure it has something to do with Donnie Darko.
 
2013-07-27 05:38:10 PM
Ritchie Blackmore frowns on your shenanigans:


lossless-galaxy.ru
 
2013-07-27 05:38:13 PM
That kind of looks like a gheinado...

NTTAWWT
 
2013-07-27 05:38:32 PM
That's not rape, that looks more like a tornado getting sharted out of a drunk rainbow.
Either that or an abandoned Hipgnosis sleeve design for the Pink Floyd and Napalm death collaboration - Dark Side Of The Post-Industrial Anarcho Vegan Complex Anxiety Moon.
 
2013-07-27 05:41:46 PM
Look, sometimes rainbows just need a good deep-dicking, after which they'll be straight.
 
2013-07-27 05:42:17 PM
It's a tornainbow!
 
2013-07-27 05:46:01 PM
Next on SyFy: Sharktornainbow
 
2013-07-27 05:46:41 PM

Brittabot: It's a tornainbow!


No, it's a Rainbownado.
 
2013-07-27 05:46:58 PM
That's obviously "photoshopped". If it were real, there'd be sharks.
 
2013-07-27 05:50:29 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-27 05:57:43 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-07-27 05:58:45 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-07-27 05:59:49 PM
I also twist up light with my vacuum, at home.
 
2013-07-27 06:04:29 PM

antron: Podmore: Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image


Always awesome
 
2013-07-27 06:07:38 PM

netgamer7k: Brittabot: It's a tornainbow!

No, it's a Rainbownado.


Levar Burton hosts Reading Rainbownado

It's terrifyingly educational.
 
2013-07-27 06:26:53 PM
That's a hell of a security system for a pot of gold.
 
2013-07-27 06:27:42 PM
This isn't physically possible, right? Rainbows have a constant geometry because they occur when there are spherical water drops in the right place to refract the sun back to the observer - nothing a tornado could do would mean that that location would change, would it?
 
2013-07-27 06:28:30 PM

Podmore: Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image


Hmmm... several ways to go with this...

t1.gstatic.com

img.fark.net

img.fark.net

img.fark.net
 
2013-07-27 06:29:04 PM
Are fadmins really this stupid?
 
2013-07-27 06:37:14 PM

pjc51: This isn't physically possible, right? Rainbows have a constant geometry because they occur when there are spherical water drops in the right place to refract the sun back to the observer - nothing a tornado could do would mean that that location would change, would it?


yea... tornadoes NEVER move water droplets

// never
 
2013-07-27 06:39:35 PM
Lith

Farking hell, I read that as a tomato raped a rainbow.

Sleep might be necessary.


Can't sleep; tomatoes will rape rainbows me you.


Parthenogenetic

Podmore: Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image

Hmmm... several ways to go with this...


antron covered it already.
 
2013-07-27 06:42:57 PM

Parthenogenetic: Podmore: Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image

Hmmm... several ways to go with this...

[t1.gstatic.com image 142x354]

[img.fark.net image 375x523]

[img.fark.net image 600x750]

[img.fark.net image 600x800]


I think you forgot: Taste the rainbow. (I'll say NSFW just in case)
 
2013-07-27 06:47:33 PM

Slartibartfaster: pjc51: This isn't physically possible, right? Rainbows have a constant geometry because they occur when there are spherical water drops in the right place to refract the sun back to the observer - nothing a tornado could do would mean that that location would change, would it?

yea... tornadoes NEVER move water droplets

// never


Sure, but it doesn't change what the 'right place' is, so those droplets then become just like all the other raindrops in a normal rainstorm which don't contribute to the rainbow.
 
2013-07-27 06:47:57 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-27 07:02:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-07-27 07:07:26 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Parthenogenetic: Podmore: Before I vote for it, I need to see the original image

Hmmm... several ways to go with this...

[t1.gstatic.com image 142x354]

[img.fark.net image 375x523]

[img.fark.net image 600x750]

[img.fark.net image 600x800]

I think you forgot: Taste the rainbow. (I'll say NSFW just in case)


I've always wanted to know who that chick is.
 
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