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(Telegraph)   'The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see. This has been happening to them for about three weeks.'   (blogs.telegraph.co.uk) divider line 88
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2013-07-27 01:48:16 PM  
It's called masturbation and it's perfectly normal.
 
2013-07-27 02:52:19 PM  
I could check my privilege and acknowledge that fear of incubi and succubi was also once common in Europe, or else write sensitively about a foreign culture still rooted in cultural tradition.

Well, you could have, but instead of being sensitive to a deep and beautiful culture that is stuggling to make the economic transition into the 21st century, you plastered that whole article with your hate and asserted your white-male, cisnormal privilege.

This is why you shouldn't trust cisnormal white males - even when they know what the right thing to do is, their goddamn sense of entitlement rears its ugly head and its back to making fun of people that cannot access all the social benefits of white maleness.
 
2013-07-27 02:56:59 PM  
I like how the husband "expressed ignorance" about how his wife's nightgown suddenly appeared on the floor.
 
2013-07-27 03:01:19 PM  
hey sex is sex
 
2013-07-27 03:02:02 PM  
Dey eat da poo poo.
 
2013-07-27 03:03:28 PM  
You gotta watch out when accusations of sorcery and witchcraft start to fly. Usually it's a plot to get rid of someone.
 
2013-07-27 03:06:55 PM  
From the picture, I think the teachers are better off not seeing.

ymmv
 
2013-07-27 03:08:03 PM  
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2013-07-27 03:09:36 PM  

miss diminutive: It's called masturbation and it's perfectly normal.


Hmm, I was going to run with self-hypnosis / tantric sex. In other words, they should be masturbating more, as the lack of TLC is driving them crazy...and making them believe strange women want to have sex with them in the middle of the night (let's be honest, most men have trouble achieving this while standing on Market St. in a large city, in broad daylight, on New Years, while wearing a vest covered in stacks of cash). Strange women showing up at night (unannounced) that coincidentally have the exact same impulses as the men who are desperate for some affection, and do not wander off with something is not, IMHO, how this world operates.

On the other hand, I am willing to be proven wrong here.
 
2013-07-27 03:10:24 PM  
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2013-07-27 03:10:56 PM  

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: From the picture, I think the teachers are better off not seeing.

ymmv


That's Angelica Huston
 
2013-07-27 03:11:56 PM  
See, that's what happens when your nation is alphabetically last.
 
2013-07-27 03:12:53 PM  
Africa has some pretty funny ideas. But, us trying to help them actually causes more suffering then if we left them alone. Why plant grain if you can get it for free? Grain prices are so low in most African countries that it is impossible to make a profit from selling grain. So, instead of growing their own food; they grow cash crops, like tobacco and poppies.
 
2013-07-27 03:13:22 PM  
The male teachers complained that they have been having sex with women they cannot see

C'mon, you don't have to lie about it.  Nobody in this forum is getting any.
 
2013-07-27 03:13:26 PM  
if you truly believe you are having sex with a ghost, you have mental issues and need to be committed.

because ghosts and magic aren't real.
 
2013-07-27 03:14:18 PM  

frepnog: if you truly believe you are having sex with a ghost, you have mental issues and need to be committed.

because ghosts and magic aren't real.


blogs.liverpooldailypost.co.uk
 
2013-07-27 03:14:46 PM  

Elegy: I could check my privilege and acknowledge that fear of incubi and succubi was also once common in Europe, or else write sensitively about a foreign culture still rooted in cultural tradition.

Well, you could have, but instead of being sensitive to a deep and beautiful culture that is stuggling to make the economic transition into the 21st century, you plastered that whole article with your hate and asserted your white-male, cisnormal privilege.

This is why you shouldn't trust cisnormal white males - even when they know what the right thing to do is, their goddamn sense of entitlement rears its ugly head and its back to making fun of people that cannot access all the social benefits of white maleness.


www.lonestar.edu
 
2013-07-27 03:15:44 PM  
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"I just came."
 
2013-07-27 03:15:54 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-27 03:17:06 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [img543.imageshack.us image 640x267]

"I just came."


media.tumblr.com

Yeah... I'd too
 
2013-07-27 03:17:39 PM  
So the male teachers have been having sex with the female students and are just throwing this up ahead of time to cause interference and to confuse the gullible ignorant.
 
2013-07-27 03:17:41 PM  

lightknight: miss diminutive: It's called masturbation and it's perfectly normal.

Hmm, I was going to run with self-hypnosis / tantric sex. In other words, they should be masturbating more, as the lack of TLC is driving them crazy...and making them believe strange women want to have sex with them in the middle of the night (let's be honest, most men have trouble achieving this while standing on Market St. in a large city, in broad daylight, on New Years, while wearing a vest covered in stacks of cash). Strange women showing up at night (unannounced) that coincidentally have the exact same impulses as the men who are desperate for some affection, and do not wander off with something is not, IMHO, how this world operates.

On the other hand, I am willing to be proven wrong here.


So if I stop masturbating I'll eventually slip into some hypnotic tantric state where strange, invisible men will sneak into my room at night for some TLC?
 
2013-07-27 03:19:03 PM  
Better do the humpety with Witch Hazel, or get turned into a yam.  From the BBC in 2001:

"
Nigerian police are investigating a bizarre claim that a boy has been turned into a yam by a witchdoctor, the Daily Star claims.
Officers have even taken a large yam into custody.
Three schoolboys in Maiduguri told their headteacher their friend had been transformed into a vegetable in front of their eyes after accepting a sweet from a stranger.
As word spread about the schoolboy yam, hundreds of curious people began flocking to the police station to catch a glimpse of it.


NEW COMPETITION Can you s An official reportedly said: "There has been a mysterious incident here."
 
2013-07-27 03:19:50 PM  
dear zambians: put down the ibogaine and back away slowly, thank you.
 
2013-07-27 03:20:38 PM  

Dinobot: cowgirl toffee: ...

Yeah... I'd too


:D
 
2013-07-27 03:21:21 PM  

utah dude: dear zambians: put down the ibogaine and back away slowly, thank you.


LSD
 
2013-07-27 03:21:54 PM  

Elegy: I could check my privilege and acknowledge that fear of incubi and succubi was also once common in Europe, or else write sensitively about a foreign culture still rooted in cultural tradition.

Well, you could have, but instead of being sensitive to a deep and beautiful culture that is stuggling to make the economic transition into the 21st century, you plastered that whole article with your hate and asserted your white-male, cisnormal privilege.

This is why you shouldn't trust cisnormal white males - even when they know what the right thing to do is, their goddamn sense of entitlement rears its ugly head and its back to making fun of people that cannot access all the social benefits of white maleness.


Whatevs, if yo don't want to get made fun of don't do dumb shiat.

Going to the gov't about your witch problem is dumb shiat
 
2013-07-27 03:22:10 PM  
I'll just leave this here.

/sexual episodes, while not the most common, are a hallmark of SP
 
2013-07-27 03:24:13 PM  
i.ytimg.com

"F*ckin genius!"
 
2013-07-27 03:25:15 PM  
waitasec.
an actual woman has to be present?

crap. i said too much again, didn't?
 
2013-07-27 03:27:00 PM  

MBooda: See, that's what happens when your nation is alphabetically last.


What goes on in Zimbabwe?
 
2013-07-27 03:28:30 PM  

Peki: I'll just leave this here.

/sexual episodes, while not the most common, are a hallmark of SP


Oh yeah, that's happened to me.  Thanks for the interesting read.  Along with horrible night terrors, it farking sucks when it does happen.
 
2013-07-27 03:29:09 PM  

JBangworthy: MBooda: See, that's what happens when your nation is alphabetically last.

What goes on in Zimbabwe?


u can bring in just $0.10 and buy then proceed to buy teh entire country with a $100 trillion note
 
2013-07-27 03:29:42 PM  
You know... when you yawn, a ghost sticks its dick in your mouth.
 
2013-07-27 03:32:05 PM  
Yeah, but are these invisible ghosts hot?

/ectoplasm everywhere...
 
2013-07-27 03:33:09 PM  

LeroyBourne: Peki: I'll just leave this here.

/sexual episodes, while not the most common, are a hallmark of SP

Oh yeah, that's happened to me.  Thanks for the interesting read.  Along with horrible night terrors, it farking sucks when it does happen.


You're welcome. I get them nightly (and sometimes twice in one night) if I don't smoke. No mainstream medicine means I get to choose between sleep deprivation or chancing jail. *shrug*
 
2013-07-27 03:37:29 PM  

Coming on a Bicycle: You gotta watch out when accusations of sorcery and witchcraft start to fly. Usually it's a plot to get rid of someone.


This.  I've got my pitchfork and torch ready; is this where we line up for the witch-hunting?
 
2013-07-27 03:40:32 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: Yeah, but are these invisible ghosts hot?

/ectoplasm everywhere...


You be the judge
www.i-mockery.com
 
2013-07-27 03:41:28 PM  

Peki: LeroyBourne: Peki: I'll just leave this here.

/sexual episodes, while not the most common, are a hallmark of SP

Oh yeah, that's happened to me.  Thanks for the interesting read.  Along with horrible night terrors, it farking sucks when it does happen.

You're welcome. I get them nightly (and sometimes twice in one night) if I don't smoke. No mainstream medicine means I get to choose between sleep deprivation or chancing jail. *shrug*


I didn't read the whole wiki, will later, just the first paragraph.  I'm sure it will cover it, but sometimes it feels like someone is sitting on my chest or back preventing me from moving and others it just feels like I'm crippled.  Damn, twice a night.  I thought I had it bad.  Good luck.
 
2013-07-27 03:42:18 PM  
They'd have fewer problems if they hired teachers who went to actual universities instead of state teacher colleges. Probably still less stupid than the NEA union jackasses around here who traded in readin, writin, rithmetic for recycling, racism and radicalism several decades ago and have been turning out mush brained liberturds by the shipload.
 
2013-07-27 03:44:36 PM  
Bustin' makes me feel good
 
2013-07-27 03:46:25 PM  
FTFA: I could check my privilege and acknowledge that fear of incubi and succubi was also once common in Europe

Sure..... hundreds of years ago. Now, lets stop talking about these backwards Africans.... I need to watch a documentary about Angels on the Science channel.
 
2013-07-27 03:47:25 PM  

miss diminutive: lightknight: miss diminutive: It's called masturbation and it's perfectly normal.

Hmm, I was going to run with self-hypnosis / tantric sex. In other words, they should be masturbating more, as the lack of TLC is driving them crazy...and making them believe strange women want to have sex with them in the middle of the night (let's be honest, most men have trouble achieving this while standing on Market St. in a large city, in broad daylight, on New Years, while wearing a vest covered in stacks of cash). Strange women showing up at night (unannounced) that coincidentally have the exact same impulses as the men who are desperate for some affection, and do not wander off with something is not, IMHO, how this world operates.

On the other hand, I am willing to be proven wrong here.

So if I stop masturbating I'll eventually slip into some hypnotic tantric state where strange, invisible men will sneak into my room at night for some TLC?

miss diminutive

+ masturbating = many a farker masturbating while thinking about miss diminutive masturbating .
 
2013-07-27 03:47:25 PM  
Man, those teachers are almost as bat-schitt crazy as christians or muslims!
 
2013-07-27 03:50:46 PM  
I wouldn't complain.

www.blastr.com
 
2013-07-27 03:50:53 PM  
I bet the Jews have something to do with this.
 
2013-07-27 03:51:52 PM  

miss diminutive: So if I stop masturbating I'll eventually slip into some hypnotic tantric state where strange, invisible men will sneak into my room at night for some TLC?


[zip]  Go on.
 
2013-07-27 03:55:50 PM  
The witches have no comment at this time.
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2013-07-27 04:03:08 PM  

The Bestest: DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: From the picture, I think the teachers are better off not seeing.

ymmv

That's Angelica Huston


Hmm...I'm still gonna pass.
 
2013-07-27 04:03:33 PM  
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