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(Wisconsin Gazette)   Themes of doomsday and repent to return to Bourbon Street as city removes ban on nighttime preachers   (wisconsingazette.com) divider line 38
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2013-07-27 11:49:05 AM
Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.
 
2013-07-27 11:51:55 AM
I'm OK with this so long as the voodoo practitioners are allowed there as well.
 
2013-07-27 11:54:26 AM

Flappyhead: I'm OK with this so long as the voodoo practitioners are allowed there as well.


yeah, that's what i'm hoping for as well.
 
2013-07-27 11:56:24 AM
Preachers and drunks. Either way, someone will get what they deserve.
 
2013-07-27 12:11:56 PM
as long as i can drink whenever i want, i'm fine with ignoring their preaching whenever they want
 
2013-07-27 12:22:10 PM
There's guy in Ottawa who stands in the market and drones on about Jesus and sin.  He looks bored more than anything else.
 
2013-07-27 12:23:03 PM
That was a damn clumsy headline.
 
2013-07-27 12:24:27 PM

miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.




In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet
 
2013-07-27 12:26:26 PM

StoPPeRmobile: miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet


Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n
 
2013-07-27 12:31:56 PM

Agent Smiths Laugh: StoPPeRmobile: miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay

People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet

Now the d and the a and the m
And the n and the a
And the t and the i-o-n


Keep a lid on it.
 
2013-07-27 12:35:52 PM
I for one am glad they are back.
Come Mardi Gras these folks are out there with their giant crosses.  Up on the balconies, trying to "ring toss" beads around the top of said crosses has become a regular spectator sport.
 
2013-07-27 12:36:35 PM

miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.


As a resident of New Orleans for a long time, I must say mocking these 'preachers' were half the fun of going to the quarter.

/the other half is boobies.
//obviously
 
2013-07-27 12:36:40 PM
There is a house in New Orleans, they call the 'Rising Sun'...
 
2013-07-27 12:43:37 PM
A former coworker of mine goes to Mardi Gras every year to yell at the sinners. Or did a few years ago when we worked together. I still can't figure out what they think they're accomplishing.

He got really pissed when I got ordained as a minister at ULC. Heh.
 
2013-07-27 12:45:57 PM
[Insert speech from boring prophet from Life of Brian here]

/Can't remember how it goes, on mobile
 
2013-07-27 12:49:05 PM
 
2013-07-27 12:52:05 PM

corn-bread: I for one am glad they are back.
Come Mardi Gras these folks are out there with their giant crosses.  Up on the balconies, trying to "ring toss" beads around the top of said crosses has become a regular spectator sport.


The ones in Hollywood have casters on the bottoms of their crosses.  Kind of defeats the purpose of "take up your cross and follow me" if you can just wheel it along behind you.
 
2013-07-27 12:54:17 PM
Like anyone ever pays attention to them anyways.

/they rarely go down Pirate's Alley, so I wouldn't need to deal with them even if I was in the Quarter
 
2013-07-27 12:55:28 PM
You make the Lord Very Nervous
 
2013-07-27 12:56:23 PM

Abuse Liability: miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.

As a resident of New Orleans for a long time, I must say mocking these 'preachers' were half the fun of going to the quarter.

/the other half is boobies.
//obviously


In my experience drunken arguments tend to be circular and futile, like riding a stationary bike made out of chocolate.

/but the boobies make sense
 
2013-07-27 12:57:48 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: You make the Lord Very Nervous


Dammit, this was supposed to be attached

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Am I the only person that loved Little Nicky?
 
2013-07-27 01:01:05 PM

ArkPanda: corn-bread: I for one am glad they are back.
Come Mardi Gras these folks are out there with their giant crosses.  Up on the balconies, trying to "ring toss" beads around the top of said crosses has become a regular spectator sport.

The ones in Hollywood have casters on the bottoms of their crosses.  Kind of defeats the purpose of "take up your cross and follow me" if you can just wheel it along behind you.


WWJD?

/What wheels Jesus drag?
 
2013-07-27 01:14:00 PM

KidneyStone: A former coworker of mine goes to Mardi Gras every year to yell at the sinners. Or did a few years ago when we worked together. I still can't figure out what they think they're accomplishing.

He got really pissed when I got ordained as a minister at ULC. Heh.


Fellow ULC alum? Glad to know you, chum! Full-boat Doctor of Divinity here!

Rah!
 
2013-07-27 01:18:20 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: IamKaiserSoze!!!: You make the Lord Very Nervous

Dammit, this was supposed to be attached

[i13.photobucket.com image 105x130]

Am I the only person that loved Little Nicky?


Yes
 
2013-07-27 01:33:29 PM

IamKaiserSoze!!!: IamKaiserSoze!!!: You make the Lord Very Nervous

Dammit, this was supposed to be attached

[i13.photobucket.com image 105x130]

Am I the only person that loved Little Nicky?


Yes, and you should feel bad.
 
2013-07-27 01:47:47 PM

corn-bread: I for one am glad they are back.
Come Mardi Gras these folks are out there with their giant crosses.  Up on the balconies, trying to "ring toss" beads around the top of said crosses has become a regular spectator sport.


this
 
2013-07-27 01:48:36 PM
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2013-07-27 01:48:46 PM

miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.

As a resident of New Orleans for a long time, I must say mocking these 'preachers' were half the fun of going to the quarter.

/the other half is boobies.
//obviously

In my experience drunken arguments tend to be circular and futile, like riding a stationary bike made out of chocolate.

/but the boobies make sense


Now I want a chocolate bicycle.
 
2013-07-27 01:52:43 PM
i105.photobucket.com
Chocolate Bike
 
2013-07-27 01:53:26 PM
i105.photobucket.com
Melty chocolate bike
 
2013-07-27 01:54:08 PM
i105.photobucket.com
Where shall I park my chocolate bike?
 
2013-07-27 01:54:55 PM
Oh, I know!
i105.photobucket.com
Perfect.
 
2013-07-27 01:55:00 PM
I would go there, stand in front of one, and make a drinking game out of it.
 
2013-07-27 02:54:35 PM

Weaver95: Flappyhead: I'm OK with this so long as the voodoo practitioners are allowed there as well.

yeah, that's what i'm hoping for as well.


Y'all watch too much TV.
 
2013-07-27 03:50:02 PM

ArkPanda: The ones in Hollywood have casters on the bottoms of their crosses. Kind of defeats the purpose of "take up your cross and follow me" if you can just wheel it along behind you.


AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! What's the point of "worshiping" a deity that you constantly welch on?
 
2013-07-27 04:34:22 PM

miss diminutive: Abuse Liability: miss diminutive: Nothing says a good time like being told you're going to hell at 2 am.

As a resident of New Orleans for a long time, I must say mocking these 'preachers' were half the fun of going to the quarter.

/the other half is boobies.
//obviously

In my experience drunken arguments tend to be circular and futile, like riding a stationary bike made out of chocolate.

/but the boobies make sense


Yeah, arguing is pointless. Mockery on the other hand. Well I've had fun.
 
2013-07-27 05:16:55 PM
What kind of discussion do you expect to have with a drunk in the middle of FREAKING MARDI GRAS?!

- Jesus!!!
- ok, I repent my ways. *Turns to companion* I'm sorry gorgeous, I can't take you home with me. I have seen the light.


/understands that God works in mysterious ways
//also understands that we, on the other hand, work in logical ways
///slashies
 
2013-07-28 01:02:34 AM
The one and only time I ever slugged a man as an adult and had handcuffs put on me by cops was after one of these self-righteous farks called my girlfriend at the time a whore, then when confronted, had the nerve to ask if I had found Christ.  It was on the corner of St. Ann and Bourbon, and after I decked him, the gays went wild on one-side, and the drunks cheered on the other.

/csb
 
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