LoneWolf343: abhorrent1: That's right subby. Because no one goes fishing, or camping, or hiking or anything else. Everyone who likes the outdoors carries a gun. Now why don't you go make sure your snowflakes bubble wrap hasn't come loose and update you "mommy blog". He's making fun of mah guns![a.abcnews.com image 374x411]FTFY
wildcardjack: It's the little pouched I've seen them selling pureed fruit in.I shall now offer why it shouldn't be allowed. It's a soft, concealable package that can be easily smuggled into venues that might want people to stay sober or pay the house for drinks. It won't produce the same sort of bulge a rigid mini bottle would.
log_jammin: too bad they don't make it with 190, or vodak.
hasty ambush: From BITD before the military decided booze was evil
brantgoose: Guns and alcohol do not mix. One or the other has to go. I vote guns. Most of us are not alcoholics nor are we bing drinkers because we have grown up and only have one, two, maybe occasionally three drinks within any period of time lasting more than two courses or the equivalent in canapés.
dennysgod: No thanks. I'll stick with my more versatile, and cooler, flask.[a.tgcdn.net image 400x457]
brantgoose: That reminds me. I was scanning a book of random odds today and found this shocking factoid: alcoholics are 58x more likely to commit suicide tha sober or teetotal people. 58 times. 5800%.
Thurston Howell: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Though now that I think about it, the markup is about what you pay for those little travelsized bottles, and they sell well enough that I've never seen a liquor store without them.But does anybody actually buy those things on a regular basis? I think I've bought maybe 2 in 40 years, probably to pad out cheapo Christmas/birthday gifts for office acquaintances.
optikeye: In Michagan..the Blind are legally allowed to Hunt.
Quantum Apostrophe: Um, pretty sure you can buy "resealable" (ie, it has a screw-on top) water pouches at the dollar store. I wonder if you could fill those with some other fluid? The only way this could possible be stupider is if the pouch was 3D printed.
muck4doo: Didn't realize being an outdoors man meant you always carried a gun.
abhorrent1: Now why don't you go make sure your snowflakes bubble wrap hasn't come loose
Mad Scientist: A hip flask too complicated for these folks?
Fear_and_Loathing: log_jammin: too bad they don't make it with 190, or vodak.It is refillable, dump it out refill with what you want.
optikeye: In Michagan..the Blind are legally allowed to Hunt.http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2338838/postsNow add alcohol packets to the mix and you have blind people roaming around Michigan armed with guns and probably drunk. they might not shoot you..or they might shoot you they could just wonder in your back yard and take a shot at you..all legal.Drunk and blind and armed...USA USA...
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