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(The Smoking Gun)   Freaks, geeks, and tits. It's this week's Mugshot Roundup   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2013-07-26 10:32:53 PM  
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2013-07-26 10:46:18 PM  
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2013-07-26 11:02:21 PM  
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2013-07-26 11:03:19 PM  
I don't even wanna know what that is on #2's face.
 
2013-07-26 11:32:05 PM  
We call it the blood riot in video game circles.
 
2013-07-26 11:35:13 PM  
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2013-07-26 11:43:07 PM  
#6: Two by two, hands of blue
 
2013-07-26 11:51:42 PM  
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Arrested for theft...

of my heart.

/Well, no, but I'd probably do her.
 
2013-07-27 12:14:29 AM  
Holy ratshiat Batman it's on a Friday!
 
2013-07-27 12:19:07 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Arrested for theft...

of my heart.

/Well, no, but I'd probably do her.


I'd hit it like Zapruder was filming it.
 
2013-07-27 12:21:13 AM  
Arrested for resisting arrest

I always get a kick out of seeing that.
 
2013-07-27 12:23:49 AM  

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Arrested for theft...

of my heart.

/Well, no, but I'd probably do her.


Can't believe how far she's fallen..

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/hot
 
2013-07-27 12:24:35 AM  
And with those female nipples, Fark gets black listed in England with their lovely new filters, that were implemented by a Prime Minister who likes children, a lot, really a lot. So much so he has to ban lots of unrelated things to reduce his urges.
 
2013-07-27 12:26:19 AM  
Arrested for battery
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You're doing it wrong
 
2013-07-27 12:27:36 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery
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You're doing it wrong


He brought an AAA to a D cell fight
 
2013-07-27 12:28:57 AM  
tatoo count is directly proportional to arrest count
 
2013-07-27 12:29:30 AM  
Mini Ditka:

Bravo. Done in one.
 
2013-07-27 12:30:50 AM  

Mark Ratner: Mini Ditka:

Bravo. Done in one.

 
2013-07-27 12:31:06 AM  
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2013-07-27 12:31:09 AM  
#2 - I just painted the whole side of a house on a 18 + 6 ft extension ladder and managed not to get a drop of paint on my face. It was scary as hell for a landlubber, but I did it, got it done, and did it with extreme caution and patience.

/It took an hour of pacing around, climbing up for test runs, wifey peer pressure looks, the paint receipt burning in my back pocket. I'm not afraid of heights, but I'm not used to ladder work at all and I had to take my 'man pill'* that day to do it. I got it done.
///*find courage
 
2013-07-27 12:33:22 AM  
My turn to deslide-ify.

minnkat always delivers with the anigifs. I love you, man.

Posts I'm anticipating in this thread:

#2 juxtaposed with Patrick Tribett

#5 juxtaposed with Eddie Murphy as Buckwheat, even though minnkat already covered that angle with the real deal

#7 juxtaposed with Mos Def

A 'shop using both #8 and #10

Many, many comments about #8 and #10

Obvious jokes about #9's T-Shirt

#11 captioned "surprise buttsecks"

'shops of #11 getting surprise buttsecks from #8

'shops of #11 getting surprise buttsecks from #10

'shop of #12 with a fist in the foreground, as if he's just been punched

Comments about #14 looking like he got the business end of that battery for which he was arrested

Don't let me down, Farkers!
 
2013-07-27 12:34:32 AM  
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2013-07-27 12:34:34 AM  
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"M - O - O - N... that spells Moon!"
 
2013-07-27 12:35:00 AM  
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2013-07-27 12:36:33 AM  

Shadow Blasko: Arrested for theft...

of my heart.


dammit, that's almost exactly what I was going to say
 
2013-07-27 12:37:25 AM  
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DUDE!! Don't call my mom!
 
2013-07-27 12:39:38 AM  

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came for Buckwheat ... many thanks!

/OTAY!
 
2013-07-27 12:42:59 AM  
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Does this mean Brandi is available now?

YUUUPPPP!!!!
 
2013-07-27 12:45:01 AM  

sandbar67: minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 850x538]

came for Buckwheat ... many thanks!

/OTAY!


You know who else came for Buckwheat?

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2013-07-27 12:49:59 AM  
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2013-07-27 12:50:18 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery
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You're doing it wrong

He brought an AAA to a D cell fight


Ugh
 
2013-07-27 12:54:40 AM  
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2013-07-27 01:03:17 AM  
Freaks, geeks & tits? Isn't that just ComicCon?
 
2013-07-27 01:08:55 AM  
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Hey, it's Zarkin Frood!
 
2013-07-27 01:12:44 AM  

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Well, he did do Bette Middler. Way better than Tonya Harding or something. Can't believe Bette is leaving The View.
 
2013-07-27 01:13:55 AM  
Mother/Daughter?

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2013-07-27 01:15:06 AM  
#8.... is human?
 
2013-07-27 01:18:26 AM  
Number three looks like a freak under the sheets.  She also has crazy eyes.  They usually go together.

Yes I would.  I don't seem to learn from my past mistakes.
 
2013-07-27 01:18:56 AM  
Arrested for battery on law enforcement, resisting arrest, and disorderly intoxication.

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One of these things is not like the other...
 
2013-07-27 01:22:43 AM  

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Does this mean Brandi is available now?

YUUUPPPP!!!!


golf clap.
Well played, sir.
 
2013-07-27 01:27:15 AM  
Arrested for theft stealing our hearts

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2013-07-27 01:32:19 AM  
Arrested for stealing our hearts actually stealing stuff from our homes.


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2013-07-27 01:36:15 AM  

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I still laugh at that.
 
2013-07-27 01:37:18 AM  

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Does this mean Brandi is available now?

YUUUPPPP!!!!

golf clap.
Well played, sir.


I'll go one better....

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2013-07-27 01:43:05 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery
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You're doing it wrong


It looks like he hit somebody in the fist with his eye.
 
2013-07-27 01:46:49 AM  

LesserEvil: packingheat: LesserEvil: [i.cdn.turner.com image 715x535]

Does this mean Brandi is available now?

YUUUPPPP!!!!

golf clap.
Well played, sir.

I'll go one better....

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Heck, why don't I just go too far with this.

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2013-07-27 01:49:42 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Arrested for battery
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You're doing it wrong


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I immediately thought of the "Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself" meme when I saw that picture.
 
2013-07-27 01:51:09 AM  
I was tempted to say have him bathed and brought to my room, but I've since thought better of it. Ewww.

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2013-07-27 01:52:03 AM  
Subbie says tits. I ain't clicking. You motherfarkers have burned me before.

Now excuse me, I'm off to magicmilfs.com......
 
2013-07-27 01:52:59 AM  
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 Does his arrest mean that the angels will come and take his halo away?
 
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