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(News.com.au)   After passenger reports seeing a couple perform oral sex on the train she was riding, officials immediately drop whatever they're doing and make a mad dash to review closed circuit TV recordings   (news.com.au) divider line 68
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2013-07-26 07:54:45 PM  
I'll wait until it's uploaded to Xhamster before I pass any judgement.
 
2013-07-26 08:09:35 PM  
Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?
 
2013-07-26 08:19:52 PM  

Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?


To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.
 
2013-07-26 08:35:52 PM  
Well... did he?
 
2013-07-26 08:37:33 PM  
"Down under" joke goes here.
 
2013-07-26 09:07:27 PM  
I wish the trains here rode smoothly enough for blowjobs.  Or to neatly pee in a bottle.  Or didn't have hobos in them.
 
2013-07-26 09:42:35 PM  
How do you perform oral sex on a whole train? Your mouth would go dry by the time you the whole thing, plus you'd get electrocuted.
 
2013-07-26 09:48:32 PM  

Cake Hunter: How do you perform oral sex on a whole train? Your mouth would go dry by the time you the whole thing, plus you'd get electrocuted.


Somebody's never played the unedited version of RailFan.
 
2013-07-26 09:49:00 PM  
"I was a few feet down from them and in the corner there were two people, male and female with the female giving the older male oral sex, in front of everyone in the carriages . "It was quite intimidating, the kids there (in the group) were very vocal and a little bit aggressive."

Yep, everyone remembers the first time they witnessed a skull-farking.
 
2013-07-26 09:55:01 PM  
i1116.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 10:19:33 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I'll wait until it's uploaded to Xhamster before I pass any judgement.


Already on Motherless. The best site to leave a web foot print,
 
2013-07-26 10:23:21 PM  
directly from the train's hard drive

This phrase makes me happy. And afraid.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-07-26 10:53:23 PM  
Woman 'performed oral sex' on Perth train

The entire train itself?   I am impressed,Julia Roberts.
 
2013-07-26 11:09:06 PM  
A common theme in Hentai.
 
2013-07-26 11:10:05 PM  

ReapTheChaos: I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.


He's probably gay
 
2013-07-26 11:11:52 PM  
Bystanders reportedly tried to fast forward to the good parts.
 
2013-07-26 11:13:44 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.


What does he watch? Girl on girl only?

I mean, I, somewhat, get his point. One peen is okay, it kinda just blends into the scenery after a few seconds. I'm not into gang bang porn , one peen is enough. Thinking it makes you gay is farking retarded, btw.
 
2013-07-26 11:13:57 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.


I'm a hetero chick and I won't watch any porn with men in it because porn men are gross and talk / moan too damn much.  Then there are just too many rear facing shots of dangly things slapping against other things.  Not hot!
 
2013-07-26 11:17:52 PM  
If she had that cute Aussie accent while doing it, it would be pretty incredible.
 
2013-07-26 11:22:09 PM  

gadian: I'm a hetero chick and I won't watch any porn with men in it because porn men are gross


cdn.smosh.com

"Chad" being the exception of course.

Even an asymmetrical mustache isn't enough to squelch the sex appeal that is Chad.
 
2013-07-26 11:24:37 PM  
www.funny-fix.com
 
2013-07-26 11:27:17 PM  

TomD9938: "Chad" being the exception of course. Even an asymmetrical mustache isn't enough to squelch the sex appeal that is Chad.


Chad got his doctorate in Astrophysics with that mustache, thank you very much, and later funded the Spirit probe using nothing but stacks of dollar bills - rubber-banded together - from the 80s.
 
2013-07-26 11:27:52 PM  

gadian: ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.

I'm a hetero chick and I won't watch any porn with men in it because porn men are gross and talk / moan too damn much.  Then there are just too many rear facing shots of dangly things slapping against other things.  Not hot!


If you haven't already, look for some porn specifically directed at women.  I know there's at least a few companies producing it.  Most hetero porn is for guys, and we just plain find different things sexy.
 
2013-07-26 11:35:13 PM  
i1292.photobucket.com
 
2013-07-26 11:43:26 PM  

djkutch: ReapTheChaos: I'll wait until it's uploaded to Xhamster before I pass any judgement.

Already on Motherless. The best site to leave a web foot print,


bookmarked
 
2013-07-26 11:44:50 PM  
Oh, it's in Australia.

Going down down under on a train.

Sounds like an AC/DC song.
 
2013-07-26 11:46:20 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.


The best part is pretending that you ARE that guy!
 
2013-07-26 11:49:57 PM  

Abner Doon: gadian: ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.

I'm a hetero chick and I won't watch any porn with men in it because porn men are gross and talk / moan too damn much.  Then there are just too many rear facing shots of dangly things slapping against other things.  Not hot!

If you haven't already, look for some porn specifically directed at women.  I know there's at least a few companies producing it.  Most hetero porn is for guys, and we just plain find different things sexy.


I've always been curious what this entails.  What's different about it?
 
2013-07-26 11:52:46 PM  
 
2013-07-26 11:53:56 PM  
I wonder what stop they got off at?
 
2013-07-26 11:55:13 PM  
Anyone else get the feeling this woman was lying her ass off?

Her story (that train is terrible, I hate it...and they did it in front of THE CHILDREN...and when I told the security guards they just walked away from me!) doesn't really make sense, it sounds like she has an axe to grind.
 
2013-07-27 12:16:13 AM  

Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?


Most sex videos are boring to watch. The scripted stuff is formulaic to the point of parody, roughly as erotic as footage of a medical exam, and about as realistic/convincing in its portrayal of people farking as pro wrestling is of people fighting.

The genuine amateur stuff, on the other hand, is quite realistic -- which only makes you you realize that professional porn is as stylized as it is because the real thing is normally quite boring, clumsy, or just plain sad to watch.
 
2013-07-27 12:22:08 AM  
Never saw anything like that during my time in Perth... then again the only train lines I rode there were the Freo and Mandurah Lines. Come to think of it, I don't know if I'd want to see anyone from Mandurah or Rockingham having sex on a train...

/for my fellow non-Australians: as was explained to me by an Australian acquaintance, Mandurah's full of retirees and Rockingham's full of bogans
 
2013-07-27 12:25:22 AM  

PillsHere: Abner Doon: gadian: ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.

I'm a hetero chick and I won't watch any porn with men in it because porn men are gross and talk / moan too damn much.  Then there are just too many rear facing shots of dangly things slapping against other things.  Not hot!

If you haven't already, look for some porn specifically directed at women.  I know there's at least a few companies producing it.  Most hetero porn is for guys, and we just plain find different things sexy.

I've always been curious what this entails.  What's different about it?


It doesn't involve the stuff women actually don't get off on but men think they do. It's much more loving and sensual and less "I have a big penis I fark you with in 30 different ways!"

The fact you have to ask is a bit concerning.
 
2013-07-27 12:30:39 AM  

PillsHere: Abner Doon: gadian: ReapTheChaos: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

To each their own I guess. I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.

I'm a hetero chick and I won't watch any porn with men in it because porn men are gross and talk / moan too damn much.  Then there are just too many rear facing shots of dangly things slapping against other things.  Not hot!

If you haven't already, look for some porn specifically directed at women.  I know there's at least a few companies producing it.  Most hetero porn is for guys, and we just plain find different things sexy.

I've always been curious what this entails.  What's different about it?


I'm a guy, so I probably can't really say what the important part is, but the differences I noticed:
- The guys are much less gross (they're relatively normal looking hot guys, not bodybuilder types or icky hairy fat guys)
- There's more focus on buildup and anticipation
- The vocals are more natural, it actually sounds like real people farking, not...well like most porn.
- There's fewer absurdly huge cocks.
- The women aren't as plastic of course.
- Obviously there were less of the degradation type behaviors, like facial cumshots and the like.

The camera angles and such were different as well, but I can't say I recall in detail how.

/ The very few women who I've had the chance to ask the opinion of seemed to think they were big improvements over the norm, not sure what that's worth.
 
2013-07-27 12:39:09 AM  
wikicheats.gametrailers.com
GANGBANG IMININT
 
2013-07-27 12:41:08 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-07-27 12:47:50 AM  
Dear Sir,

I am arrive by passenger train Perth station and my belly is too much swelling with semen. I am therefor went to privy. Just I doing the nuisance that guard making whistle blow for train to go off and I am running with lotah in one hand and vibrator in the next when I am fall over and expose all shocking to man and female women on platform. I am got leaved Perth station.

This too much bad, if passenger go to polish knob  that dam guard not wait train minutes for him. I am therefor pray your honour to make big fine on that guard for public sake. Otherwise I am making big report to papers.

Your's faithfully servent,

Okhil Ch. Sen.
 
2013-07-27 12:57:29 AM  

Bumblefark: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

Most sex videos are boring to watch. The scripted stuff is formulaic to the point of parody, roughly as erotic as footage of a medical exam, and about as realistic/convincing in its portrayal of people farking as pro wrestling is of people fighting.

The genuine amateur stuff, on the other hand, is quite realistic -- which only makes you you realize that professional porn is as stylized as it is because the real thing is normally quite boring, clumsy, or just plain sad to watch.


I think you have been watching the wrong porn....so I've been told.
 
2013-07-27 01:05:27 AM  
Yeah. We did this already in Chicago. 30 years ago.

www.hollywoodteenmovies.com
 
2013-07-27 01:06:36 AM  

Cake Hunter: How do you perform oral sex on a whole train? Your mouth would go dry by the time you the whole thing, plus you'd get electrocuted.


Goddammit!
 
2013-07-27 01:15:01 AM  

oh_please: Anyone else get the feeling this woman was lying her ass off?

Her story (that train is terrible, I hate it...and they did it in front of THE CHILDREN...and when I told the security guards they just walked away from me!) doesn't really make sense, it sounds like she has an axe to grind.


or a pay day
 
2013-07-27 01:17:07 AM  

djkutch: ReapTheChaos: I'll wait until it's uploaded to Xhamster before I pass any judgement.

Already on Motherless. The best site to leave a web foot print,


Link man!  Link!

FWIW, I did search.. couldn't find it, although I did find THIS (VERY NSFW)
 
2013-07-27 01:35:14 AM  
"[W]e'll track down the carriage and download the vision"...

Vision? Really? Australianisms are just so weird. Keep it up, upside-downers!
 
2013-07-27 01:39:16 AM  

SirTanon: djkutch: ReapTheChaos: I'll wait until it's uploaded to Xhamster before I pass any judgement.

Already on Motherless. The best site to leave a web foot print,

Link man!  Link!

FWIW, I did search.. couldn't find it, although I did find THIS (VERY NSFW)


Really, tame. You can't really see anything.

At the end, they realize he's recording and it's awkward and hilarious.
 
2013-07-27 01:45:05 AM  

viscountalpha: At the end, they realize he's recording and it's awkward and hilarious.


The receiving girl looks bored.
 
2013-07-27 01:45:22 AM  

ReapTheChaos: I know a guy who wont watch any porn with men in it because he thinks if you get off while watching another guys dick you must be gay.


Only if they touch...

/or so I heard.... or... something.... Nevermind.
 
2013-07-27 01:52:22 AM  

findthefish: Bumblefark: Slaxl: Am I misguided or are oral sex videos boring to watch?

Most sex videos are boring to watch. The scripted stuff is formulaic to the point of parody, roughly as erotic as footage of a medical exam, and about as realistic/convincing in its portrayal of people farking as pro wrestling is of people fighting.

The genuine amateur stuff, on the other hand, is quite realistic -- which only makes you you realize that professional porn is as stylized as it is because the real thing is normally quite boring, clumsy, or just plain sad to watch.

I think you have been watching the wrong porn....so I've been told.


Nah, most porn is unwatchable. At least, it's unwatchable for anyone with a psychology more complex than a rutting pig. If you're a 16 year old boy or stuck in a serious dry spell, I could maybe see not being overly picky. But, the idea that the average porn flick has any real artistic or erotic merit to it is nonsense. The professional stuff is silly and soul-crushingly mechanical, while the amateur stuff is either boring or pathetic.

Of course, those aren't even the worst of what's out there. That title has to go to the stuff that falls somewhere in between (e.g., the "reality" and gonzo garbage).

/and nobody had to tell me...I've done ample research all on my own :)
 
2013-07-27 01:57:47 AM  
www.lolriot.com

what oral sex on a train may look like
 
2013-07-27 02:00:42 AM  
Hey that's my town. And the people that ride the Armidale line, yeah, you probably don't want to see the video.
 
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