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2013-07-26 07:59:44 PM  
So a bunch of people panicked, they were told it was perfectly normal, so they decided to panic even more.
 
2013-07-26 08:06:29 PM  
They're not fish.  They breathe air, and it was raining.  I tend to agree with the Seaworld Officials here.  Had it been a hot sunny day where the thing started cooking as soon as it was out of the water that would be another story, but this is like a kid falling down while learning to walk.  It's just part of the process.
 
2013-07-26 08:10:44 PM  

pecosdave: They're not fish.  They breathe air, and it was raining.  I tend to agree with the Seaworld Officials here.  Had it been a hot sunny day where the thing started cooking as soon as it was out of the water that would be another story, but this is like a kid falling down while learning to walk.  It's just part of the process.


No shiat.  They didn't even have to worry about him drying out.  It also didn't look particularly panicked, dolphins are pretty powerful.  It could have thrown a much larger tantrum.
 
2013-07-26 08:19:26 PM  
Carlo says his daughter was so disturbed by what she witnessed, she's decided at her young age to dedicate herself to helping aquatic wildlife.
"She was heartbroken. She was crying at night. She was really upset. She felt that SeaWorld was going to take care of their animals," said Carlo.


Oh way to go, shiatWorld, you just made a new youngin dedicated to helping wildlife. You have failed in your mission to make people hate wildlife.
 
2013-07-26 08:27:51 PM  
Wow. People are farking morons.
 
2013-07-26 08:57:47 PM  

Pray 4 Mojo: Wow. People are farking morons.


but....outrage!!!
 
2013-07-26 09:08:45 PM  
It breathes air you idiots. What the f*ck.

Also...
After several minutes, Carlo had seen enough.

If you were so worried, why did you sit there for 5-10 minutes watching the thing "die"
 
2013-07-26 09:09:53 PM  
Death to the Dolphins!
 
2013-07-26 09:10:39 PM  
he's called Ecco due to his RADAR
 
2013-07-26 09:11:19 PM  
Some dolphins are know to beach themselves on porpoise.
/I really don't see the outrage
 
2013-07-26 09:12:01 PM  
Everyone saying dophins breath air shut up... dophins are fish, they breath water
 
2013-07-26 09:12:52 PM  
farka yuuuu dorphin!
farka yuuuu whayaru!
michaelsperspective.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-07-26 09:13:07 PM  
Well, second creepiest:
images.tvrage.com

/hot like Hank's tan lines
 
2013-07-26 09:13:21 PM  
I just want to know what kind of incapacitated drooling retards would sit in the stands yelling and stomping their feet for 10 minutes even if they thought the animal was dying.
 
2013-07-26 09:16:10 PM  

Sidecrab: Everyone saying dophins breath air shut up... dophins are fish, they breath water


Seriously, why would I enjoy them in my cans of tuna so much if they weren't fish?
 
2013-07-26 09:17:11 PM  
It looked like it was almost upside down in some shallow water. That would present a problem. Not that these idiots had a clue.
 
2013-07-26 09:17:18 PM  
It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.
 
2013-07-26 09:18:11 PM  

PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.


FARK UUU DOLPHIN!!!!
 
2013-07-26 09:21:44 PM  
Anyone have a link to the actual video instead a video of people talking about the video and only showing quick snippits of it?
 
2013-07-26 09:22:16 PM  
the only crazy thing about florida is how cheap the rent is.  i don't talk to people outside so i don't know how crazy it is
 
2013-07-26 09:23:20 PM  

PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.


no... fark you.
"the bay" is in the DC/VA/MD area.
The Chesapeake is bigger than the San Francisco, and crab cakes are better than sour dough bread.
so there.
 
2013-07-26 09:23:23 PM  
I think he was trying to say

fc08.deviantart.net
 
2013-07-26 09:23:25 PM  
I saw creepy asshole local news anchors. Please leave them to die. It's best for everyone.
 
2013-07-26 09:23:27 PM  
What a horrible farking video. Why did you start shooting in the first place? The first 15 seconds is of your hand pointing it downwards, the last 15 seconds are mostly of the camera drifting to the right and the whale going out of view.
 
2013-07-26 09:23:52 PM  
 
2013-07-26 09:25:43 PM  
t-lay.com

l3.yimg.com

t-lay.com


never forget
 
2013-07-26 09:26:07 PM  
fark u whale
 
2013-07-26 09:29:01 PM  

The_Original_Roxtar: PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.

no... fark you.
"the bay" is in the DC/VA/MD area.
The Chesapeake is bigger than the San Francisco, and crab cakes are better than sour dough bread.
so there.


Look, everyone knows that "the bay" is Galveston Bay. You're both wrong.
 
2013-07-26 09:30:38 PM  
Again, not quite Subby!!
 
2013-07-26 09:32:47 PM  

PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.


also, sea world is not in Tampa.

/ not in Lakeland either where the "article" tagline indicates.
// despite my time on fark, I never cease to be amazed at the levels of fail possible in a single story.
 
2013-07-26 09:38:33 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: The_Original_Roxtar: PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.

no... fark you.
"the bay" is in the DC/VA/MD area.
The Chesapeake is bigger than the San Francisco, and crab cakes are better than sour dough bread.
so there.

Look, everyone knows that "the bay" is Galveston Bay. You're both wrong.


All wrong... the Bay Area is in Michigan, in the webbing between the index finger and the thumb.

img2u.info
 
2013-07-26 09:41:11 PM  

Slaxl: Carlo says his daughter was so disturbed by what she witnessed, she's decided at her young age to dedicate herself to helping aquatic wildlife.
"She was heartbroken. She was crying at night. She was really upset. She felt that SeaWorld was going to take care of their animals," said Carlo.

Oh way to go, shiatWorld, you just made a new youngin dedicated to helping wildlife. You have failed in your mission to make people hate wildlife.


Why is Eric Holder still AG?????
 
2013-07-26 09:43:54 PM  
Maybe it did it on porpoise.
 
2013-07-26 09:44:55 PM  

buntz: Again, not quite Subby!!


diablo.incgamers.com
 
2013-07-26 09:45:51 PM  
I am no animal lover, but something looks damn wrong with that video... Some staff members should have gone to help... And call me a specist(sp?) for only caring about the beneficial and more intelligent species in the world, but there you go...
 
2013-07-26 09:49:45 PM  

traylor: Maybe it did it on porpoise.


Win.
 
2013-07-26 09:51:07 PM  
With god as their witness they didn't realize that dolphins could breathe air.
 
2013-07-26 09:51:52 PM  
 
2013-07-26 09:55:37 PM  

LesserEvil: I May Be Crazy But...: The_Original_Roxtar: PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.

no... fark you.
"the bay" is in the DC/VA/MD area.
The Chesapeake is bigger than the San Francisco, and crab cakes are better than sour dough bread.
so there.

Look, everyone knows that "the bay" is Galveston Bay. You're both wrong.

All wrong... the Bay Area is in Michigan, in the webbing between the index finger and the thumb.

[img2u.info image 468x335]


I'm originally from Erie, PA.  Up in those parts, everyone knows The Bay is Presque Isle Bay.

/ Delicious polychlorinated biphenyll walleye + perch
 
2013-07-26 09:57:01 PM  

PacificaFitz: It annoys me to beyond measure when someone refers to Tampa Bay as the Bay Area.  There is only one Bay Area, it's on the non crazy coast.  It's got a big red bridge at it's gate and it is the home of the World Series Champion San Francisco Giants.


Seriously.
 
2013-07-26 09:58:50 PM  

milsorgen: Slaxl: Carlo says his daughter was so disturbed by what she witnessed, she's decided at her young age to dedicate herself to helping aquatic wildlife.
"She was heartbroken. She was crying at night. She was really upset. She felt that SeaWorld was going to take care of their animals," said Carlo.

Oh way to go, shiatWorld, you just made a new youngin dedicated to helping wildlife. You have failed in your mission to make people hate wildlife.

Why is Eric Holder still AG?????


I'm not saying it's aliens, but...... ......
 
2013-07-26 10:00:56 PM  

miss diminutive: buntz: Again, not quite Subby!!

[diablo.incgamers.com image 555x444]


i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-07-26 10:01:38 PM  
Maybe the trainers know more about how the dolphins & pilot whales do things in their daily lives than spectators do. If they were saying repeatedly that the dolphin was in no serious distress and didn't need assistance, then maybe it didn't. And if people were so upset by what they thought they were seeing, then maybe the trainers should have shut the theater down.
 
2013-07-26 10:01:38 PM  
If the damn thing wasn't on it's back with another porpoise apparently checking on it, then I could see everybody being morons, but when you have an audience full of children they might have a hard time understanding that it's "normal" just like you'd have a hard time explaining that Santa isn't real.

So maybe Seaworld should have a contingency plan for something like this if it happens "all the time". Because if it does happen regularly, then I doubt this was the first audience full of children who reacted this way.

And I like how there's a buttload of panicked 'group-think' morons right here who are happy to buy whatever Seaworld tells you is going on. If anything, their track record over the past decade should automatically lead you in the other direction. When I was a kid Seaworld was the most amazing thing on the planet.. but from accounts and movies and news lately it seems like they're anything but.
 
2013-07-26 10:05:32 PM  
It's evolving into a Land Dolphin that will eat the little children.
 
2013-07-26 10:05:40 PM  
And they were so distraught that they decided to film the struggling dolphin rather than go push it back in?

What retards if you were so worried why didn't youngish help the thing instead of filming it and yelling about how you didn't approve be a farking man and do something.

Must not have been that serious
 
2013-07-26 10:06:43 PM  
Hudson Bay is bigger, eh.
 
2013-07-26 10:06:45 PM  
Youngish* you auto correct ... didn't even know that was a word
 
2013-07-26 10:07:24 PM  

ReapTheChaos: So a bunch of people panicked, they were told it was perfectly normal, so they decided to panic even more.


The most stressful part for the animals was most likely the crowd yelling  and stomping, in a negative way not the normal happy way. Are whales/dolphins smart enough to distinguish emotion like dogs?

/Listing lazily to the left, that dolphin knew some maneuvers.
 
2013-07-26 10:11:20 PM  

EwoksSuck: It's evolving into a Land Dolphin that will eat the little children.


Candygram, ma'am

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